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(Mirror.co.uk)   Have you ever hated a commercial so bad you make death threats against the actors? You obviously don't live in the UK   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2018-03-08 12:45:21 PM  
Betta watch yo back, Flo...
 
2018-03-08 01:13:17 PM  
I dunno. The brunette is kinda cute, in a nerdy way, though the blond is annoying.

People get worked up about the weirdest things.
 
2018-03-08 02:11:06 PM  
I'm surprised "What's a computer?" girl has not received death threats yet.
 
2018-03-08 02:16:33 PM  
I mean, I hate advertising with the fire of a thousand suns, but I usually just mute the tv. Sometimes I make death threats. I don't get carried away about it.
 
2018-03-08 02:16:41 PM  
Kars4Kids Official TV Commercial (Kars for Kids Video Jingle)
Youtube K8UV7SAhvG4


Yes.
 
2018-03-08 02:42:17 PM  
Can we settle something once and for all? "They need to die", "Please die a horrible death", are not examples of death threats.

"I'm going to kill you", is a death threat. "Watch your back, I know where you live" warrants attention. This stuff obviously doesn't.

Please stop reporting what people say on Twitter as if any of it matters.
 
2018-03-08 02:53:23 PM  
No, of course I haven't; what a silly...

Onionhead: I'm surprised "What's a computer?" girl has not received death threats yet.

...SLOOOOWLY I TURNED, THEN STEP BY STEP, INCH BY INCH...
 
2018-03-08 02:54:25 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/K8UV7SAh​vG4]

Yes.


If that gets stuck in my head at any point today, I'm just going to murder you directly.
 
2018-03-08 02:56:46 PM  

MrBallou: I dunno. The brunette is kinda cute, in a nerdy way, though the blond is annoying.

People get worked up about the weirdest things.


Also, seconded on the nerdy brunette. 8/10 would bang
 
2018-03-08 02:56:55 PM  
"Them two sisters"

[dennis_farina_snatched.jpg]
 
2018-03-08 02:57:58 PM  

SkylineRecords: Tr0mBoNe: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/K8UV7SAh​vG4]

Yes.

If that gets stuck in my head at any point today, I'm just going to murder you directly.


I played myself on that one while finding the link.......
 
2018-03-08 02:59:45 PM  
The new Daisy cottage cheese commercial with the woman attempting to sing in a key that she shouldn't.... makes me surlier than usual. Even worse than the "Holiday Road" Honda commercials this past Christmas.
 
2018-03-08 03:03:45 PM  

Dallymo: No, of course I haven't; what a silly...

Onionhead: I'm surprised "What's a computer?" girl has not received death threats yet.

...SLOOOOWLY I TURNED, THEN STEP BY STEP, INCH BY INCH...


"What's an inch?"

Damn I hate her.
 
2018-03-08 03:18:25 PM  

Slaxl: Can we settle something once and for all? "They need to die", "Please die a horrible death", are not examples of death threats.

"I'm going to kill you", is a death threat. "Watch your back, I know where you live" warrants attention. This stuff obviously doesn't.

Please stop reporting what people say on Twitter as if any of it matters.


Then you better not look on the Politics tab.
 
2018-03-08 03:20:17 PM  
Boddabook boddaboom (sp).
 
2018-03-08 03:26:05 PM  

Slypork: Slaxl: Can we settle something once and for all? "They need to die", "Please die a horrible death", are not examples of death threats.

"I'm going to kill you", is a death threat. "Watch your back, I know where you live" warrants attention. This stuff obviously doesn't.

Please stop reporting what people say on Twitter as if any of it matters.

Then you better not look on the Politics tab.


DIAF

Hang on, some police want a word with me for sending you death threats. I'm sorry, I didn't mean it :(
 
2018-03-08 03:47:51 PM  
I saw some recent commercial with a gay couple (!). I'm guessing they probably got a few threats.
 
2018-03-08 03:49:12 PM  
Were they trying to go for a Garfunkel & Oates thing here?  Because they failed pretty badly.

/Has anyone killed the Compare the Meerkat yet?
 
2018-03-08 03:49:52 PM  
I *dearly* want to curb-stomp that obnoxious kid in those FIOS commercials.
 
2018-03-08 03:51:51 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: Betta watch yo back, Flo...


She's not as bad as the box.

HIM I want to run through a paper shredder.
 
2018-03-08 03:57:14 PM  
The SONIC guys. Especially the one in the passenger seat.
 
2018-03-08 04:05:06 PM  
No, but I do hate the ZYPPAH commercials so badly that I instantly change the station in my vehicle when it comes on and vow that if I ever suffer from snoring I will buy any other brand but that brand.  That "Jimmy from zyppah" needs to be unemployed from the satellite radio advertising business quickly.
 
2018-03-08 04:07:18 PM  

Slaxl: Slypork: Slaxl: Can we settle something once and for all? "They need to die", "Please die a horrible death", are not examples of death threats.

"I'm going to kill you", is a death threat. "Watch your back, I know where you live" warrants attention. This stuff obviously doesn't.

Please stop reporting what people say on Twitter as if any of it matters.

Then you better not look on the Politics tab.

DIAF

Hang on, some police want a word with me for sending you death threats. I'm sorry, I didn't mean it :(


You can send all you want but I don't have to accept delivery.
Elvis Presley - Return To Sender (Audio)
Youtube LZmUfUBqE-s
 
2018-03-08 04:26:40 PM  
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No, but if I was on the jury, I'd acquit.
 
2018-03-08 05:43:44 PM  
The Chevy ads are much worse than this one.
 
2018-03-08 05:57:51 PM  
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FARK. THIS. GUY.
 
2018-03-08 06:22:39 PM  

Psychopusher: /Has anyone killed the Compare the Meerkat yet?


If there's any redeeming feature of the Meerkat ads it's that Simon Greenall plays Aleksander; he who played Michael in I'm Alan Partridge.

I'm Alan Partridge Season 2_ Michael the Geordie Moments.m4v
Youtube bPXn63fxdfI
 
2018-03-08 07:47:23 PM  

Tell Me How My Blog Tastes: I mean, I hate advertising with the fire of a thousand suns, but I usually just mute the tv. Sometimes I make death threats. I don't get carried away about it.


I'm the same way.  I have been obsessively muting the audio for every commercial break for decades, or fast-forwarding through the ads on the DVR.  It bugs me if I hear even a few words of the sales pitch or notes of the jingle.

Now that I've actually watched this spot by Nationwide I have to say ... it was cute.  Both of the women are wonderfully unaffected.  I don't know if they're really sisters or just unrelated actresses but they both seem very real.  If they didn't actually write their song's lyrics, they sounded like they did.

Also:
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Cousins, not sisters.
 
2018-03-08 07:49:08 PM  
Frosties Kid Dies
Youtube I5dqWqslsq8
 
2018-03-08 08:42:05 PM  
The toenail fungus one came the closest.
 
2018-03-08 08:43:22 PM  
Pretty much every Canadian has wished a painful death on this asshole.
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2018-03-08 09:56:22 PM  

Onionhead: I'm surprised "What's a computer?" girl has not received death threats yet.


Reminds me of a lame story, bro:

One Halloween I went to work dressed up in a sort of nondescript mashup of all kinds of random stuff, creating a sort of nonspecific dressed up effect. Most people were costumed, it was the thing to do. I was carrying a didgeridoo and someone said something like "Did you have to bring your bong to work?" I was caught by surprise and was definitely not an "out" weed smoker at the time so I brilliantly came up with "What's a bong?" as earnestly as I could.

Nobody believed I didn't know.

I felt dumb.

/lame story, bro
 
2018-03-08 11:13:42 PM  
The spongemonkeys.  I never patronized that sandwich shop agian.
 
2018-03-08 11:18:28 PM  
Are Jack and Connie from Consumer Cellular ok?
 
2018-03-09 10:28:33 AM  

Russ1642: Pretty much every Canadian has wished a painful death on this asshole.
[img.fark.net image 425x294]


No, I never even really thought much about that guy.

This is the asshole at least every Torontonian wishes death on:

img.fark.netView Full Size


Also this guy:

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