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(Montana Standard)   "if you've seen our unicorns who escaped, they were rainbow colored and were last seen headed for the gumdrop orchard on the Mystical Plains of Klakanten," says police chief at press conference about a fire in their drug incinerator   ( divider line
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2018-03-08 04:56:05 PM  
7 votes:
Wouldn't they always have a fire issue in the incinerator?
2018-03-08 05:10:17 PM  
6 votes:
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2018-03-08 04:52:49 PM  
3 votes:

Flt209er: As long as they weren't headed to Candy Mountain, they should be fine.

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2018-03-08 04:44:20 PM  
3 votes:
As long as they weren't headed to Candy Mountain, they should be fine.
2018-03-08 05:27:26 PM  
2 votes:
Their drug incinerator was destroyed in a fire?

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2018-03-08 04:41:07 PM  
2 votes:

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Incineration, wouldn't that create some black tar super drug?

As much as the scrapings from my gas grill would win a barbecue contest.
2018-03-08 06:16:57 PM  
1 vote:

WelldeadLink: Was this building in a secure location, so people who were upset at having their drugs burned could not easily reach the building?

It was in Montana so unless you are Ted Turner you have no reason to be there
2018-03-08 04:47:24 PM  
1 vote:
MHP Captain Gary Becker said the building and not the incinerator ... was the source of the fire.

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2018-03-08 04:27:47 PM  
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