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(Montana Standard)   "if you've seen our unicorns who escaped, they were rainbow colored and were last seen headed for the gumdrop orchard on the Mystical Plains of Klakanten," says police chief at press conference about a fire in their drug incinerator   ( mtstandard.com) divider line
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2018-03-08 04:27:47 PM  
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2018-03-08 04:38:16 PM  
Incineration, wouldn't that create some black tar super drug?
 
2018-03-08 04:40:49 PM  
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2018-03-08 04:41:07 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Incineration, wouldn't that create some black tar super drug?


As much as the scrapings from my gas grill would win a barbecue contest.
 
2018-03-08 04:44:20 PM  
As long as they weren't headed to Candy Mountain, they should be fine.
 
2018-03-08 04:46:42 PM  
Was this building in a secure location, so people who were upset at having their drugs burned could not easily reach the building?
 
2018-03-08 04:47:24 PM  
MHP Captain Gary Becker said the building and not the incinerator ... was the source of the fire.

Steely Dan - Fire in the Hole
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2018-03-08 04:47:54 PM  
Shun
 
2018-03-08 04:52:49 PM  

Flt209er: As long as they weren't headed to Candy Mountain, they should be fine.


Big Rock Candy Mountain - Burl Ives - Original 78rpm Gramophone Brunswick
Youtube WZNk4pOb2Ww


This harmless little ditty has an interesting history.
 
2018-03-08 04:55:37 PM  
FYI: This is what a unicorn drug incinerator may look like...

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2018-03-08 04:56:05 PM  
Wouldn't they always have a fire issue in the incinerator?
 
2018-03-08 04:57:47 PM  
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2018-03-08 05:02:51 PM  

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2018-03-08 05:07:06 PM  
Now the cops are gonna have to go the old fashioned route, and keep the drugs for their own personal use and redistribute it on the streets.
 
2018-03-08 05:10:17 PM  
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2018-03-08 05:11:35 PM  
Peoples who live downwind of the incinerator were happy to learn that the building would be repaired and the incinerator not relocated.
 
2018-03-08 05:14:45 PM  
This is why we need a blockade on Best Korea.
 
2018-03-08 05:17:06 PM  
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2018-03-08 05:19:20 PM  
If the police chief had use the same words as subby, ANYWHERE in the article, he would have instantly earned my "favorite government official of the month" for March.   Yeah, it's early, but "Have you seen our rainbow colored unicorns" would have made calling it a no-brainer.
 
2018-03-08 05:25:20 PM  
Death Metal Rainbow Unicorn Bloodlust is the name of my Backstreet Boy growler cover band.

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2018-03-08 05:25:45 PM  

Flt209er: As long as they weren't headed to Candy Mountain, they should be fine.


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2018-03-08 05:27:26 PM  
Their drug incinerator was destroyed in a fire?

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2018-03-08 05:36:05 PM  

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IDENTIFYING COCAINE
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Yep, It's cocaine
 
2018-03-08 05:37:03 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: Flt209er: As long as they weren't headed to Candy Mountain, they should be fine.

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This harmless little ditty has an interesting history.


That's an interesting read, thanks.

Also, any excuse is enough to listen to this again:

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2018-03-08 05:38:53 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: Incineration, wouldn't that create some black tar super drug?


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Whatever you do, don't give any to Superman.
 
2018-03-08 05:39:51 PM  

slackananda: Day_Old_Dutchie: Flt209er: As long as they weren't headed to Candy Mountain, they should be fine.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/WZNk4pOb​2Ww]

This harmless little ditty has an interesting history.

That's an interesting read, thanks.

Also, any excuse is enough to listen to this again:

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Venetian Snares - Donut
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2018-03-08 06:11:55 PM  

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2018-03-08 06:12:30 PM  
I just listened to the Burl Ives version of "Big Rock Candy Mountain". I nominate it for the state anthem of California
 
2018-03-08 06:16:41 PM  
Flaming Butte-hole
 
2018-03-08 06:16:57 PM  

WelldeadLink: Was this building in a secure location, so people who were upset at having their drugs burned could not easily reach the building?


It was in Montana so unless you are Ted Turner you have no reason to be there
 
2018-03-08 06:33:12 PM  
Rainbows aren't generally known for their flavor.

/Spicy
 
2018-03-08 06:45:09 PM  
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2018-03-08 06:46:30 PM  

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Sorry pinkie, this is a mushroom thread.

Only fungis allowed.
 
2018-03-08 06:48:12 PM  
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2018-03-08 06:51:50 PM  
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2018-03-08 07:16:53 PM  
I'M ON SHROOMS
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2018-03-08 07:22:07 PM  
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2018-03-08 07:35:32 PM  
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I kept texting this one to my wife when I was doped up in the hospital
 
2018-03-08 08:15:26 PM  

WyDave: [img.fark.net image 425x425]I kept texting this one to my wife when I was doped up in the hospital


Pretty colors.

Pretty, pretty colorssssssssss
 
2018-03-09 01:13:02 AM  

johnsoninca: Random Anonymous Blackmail: Incineration, wouldn't that create some black tar super drug?

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Whatever you do, don't give any to Superman.


It might actually help DC make a good movie.
 
2018-03-09 01:14:29 AM  

gnoshyt_sherlocque: I just listened to the Burl Ives version of "Big Rock Candy Mountain". I nominate it for the state anthem of California


I though the state anthem of CA was "California Uber Alles"?
 
2018-03-09 08:24:39 AM  
fire in my incinerator?

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