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(AL.com)   Woman tries to smuggle drugs to her boyfriend during his court appearance but gets caught. Sheriff's spokesman: "I suppose love knows no bounds or they are just stupid. I suspect it's more of the latter,''   ( al.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Foust, Arrest, Prison, Crimes, Lauren Whitney Foust, Jefferson County Jail, Ray, Drug paraphernalia  
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2018-03-08 12:59:07 PM  
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2018-03-08 01:09:47 PM  
That's a hard 33.
 
2018-03-08 01:13:31 PM  
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2018-03-08 01:13:55 PM  
I actually feel sorry for people that constantly make bad decisions such as this.
It really is a shame.

And I sincerely hope these people get some help and turn themselves around.

//Sorry for the complete lack of jokes and snark in this post.
 
2018-03-08 01:17:16 PM  
Its not love or stupidity. It's called addiction and it has no bounds.
 
2018-03-08 01:17:45 PM  
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2018-03-08 01:18:52 PM  
I'm sure she has some redeeming qualities, like making cheese and mayo sandwiches, or scaring off crows.
 
2018-03-08 01:19:04 PM  
Heh...

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2018-03-08 01:19:45 PM  
Should've brought the drugs in on her horse. They'd probably let it slide if it went viral.
 
2018-03-08 01:20:48 PM  
But if only the MGTOW boys had women as loyal as this.   Perhaps her knees are too sharp for their taste?
 
2018-03-08 01:21:26 PM  
GOT DAMN, that is a real life Gollum. Not sure If that's the guy or the girl, but either way that is an unfortunate looking individual. Also, meth. Not once.
 
2018-03-08 01:22:20 PM  
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2018-03-08 01:23:12 PM  
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2018-03-08 01:24:25 PM  

Bluemoons: GOT DAMN, that is a real life Gollum. Not sure If that's the guy or the girl, but either way that is an unfortunate looking individual. Also, meth. Not once.


Less than a minute...

/slinks back into the dark crevices of Fark
 
2018-03-08 01:25:38 PM  
The article was vague.  Was that 33 earth years?
 
2018-03-08 01:25:38 PM  

Bluemoons: Gollum

Richard Saunders: [img.fark.net image 190x190]

Stavr0: [img.fark.net image 261x244][encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 207x243]


Woo! Trifecta!
 
2018-03-08 01:28:21 PM  
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2018-03-08 01:29:41 PM  
On Monday, investigators received information that Foust was involved in a scheme to deliver drugs to Ray. Working from a tip developed through the Metro Area Crime Center, investigators determined that the exchange was set to take place during a court appearance by Ray on Tuesday, March 6.

A.  Don't tell other people about your future crimes
B.  If you do, don't tick them off
C.  You know what?  A.  Just go with A.
 
2018-03-08 01:29:59 PM  
She's employing  the rare double stink eye in that mugshot.
 
2018-03-08 01:32:02 PM  
I realized there was perfectly good fivehead going to waste.

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2018-03-08 01:34:13 PM  

cleveoh: She's employing  the rare double stink eye in that mugshot.


I doubt that's rare for her.
 
2018-03-08 01:39:34 PM  

Richard Saunders: Bluemoons: GOT DAMN, that is a real life Gollum. Not sure If that's the guy or the girl, but either way that is an unfortunate looking individual. Also, meth. Not once.

Less than a minute...

/slinks back into the dark crevices of Fark


Ha ha. At least you got the image. I still haven't quite figured out how to do that without downloading it and scanning through a million pics to find it, as I'm on mobile about 95% of the time.
 
2018-03-08 01:40:12 PM  

Stavr0: Bluemoons: Gollum
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Woo! Trifecta!


Great minds, and all that.
 
2018-03-08 01:54:58 PM  

FrancoFile: That's a hard 33.


This.

/Drugs is a helluva drug.
 
2018-03-08 01:55:28 PM  

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Thats just creepy.
 
2018-03-08 01:58:08 PM  
I'm generally real unsympathetic to criminals but boy. That's just... real sad. Have to wonder about the factors that go into producing people like this.
 
2018-03-08 02:07:13 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: On Monday, investigators received information that Foust was involved in a scheme to deliver drugs to Ray. Working from a tip developed through the Metro Area Crime Center, investigators determined that the exchange was set to take place during a court appearance by Ray on Tuesday, March 6.

A.  Don't tell other people about your future crimes
B.  If you do, don't tick them off
C.  You know what?  A.  Just go with A.


CSB:
  When my father was a young man and I was but a gleam in his eye, he was being interviewed by the F.B.I. for behavior that most people in a polite society would deem "uncivilized". The agent asked my father "Mr. kendelrio daddy, do you know how we caught you?"
My father stated he, in fact , did not know how they caught him.
The agent held up hist pointer finger on his right hand and stated: "You knew what you did correct?"
My father stated the he did, indeed know what he did.
The agent then held up his pointer finger on his left hand and asked "One other person also knew about your behavior, correct?"
Again, my father agreed with the agent.
The agent then asked my father "How many people is that sir?"
My father answered "Two"
The agent said "No", then brought the fingers together and stated "It is 11. If you aren't the only person to know, the other person inevitably will start a sentence to someone else with: Hey, did you know...."

After the interview and upon further reflection with a visit to San Quentin Prison, my father decided the behavior he was exhibiting did no good to advance his nor societies desire for a peaceful life, so he corrected his behavior to reflect a more constructive contribution to society.

Well, it would appear he has anyway. If he hasn't he sure as shiat isn't telling anyone about it.

/CSB
 
2018-03-08 02:18:24 PM  

Richard Saunders: /slinks back into the dark crevices of Fark


Is that what they call TotalFark, these days?
 
2018-03-08 02:28:02 PM  
FTFA: A woman's plot to smuggle drugs to her boyfriend in lockup was foiled by lawmen

I can honestly say I haven't seen that word in decades and probably never outside the context of a western.
 
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2018-03-08 03:56:48 PM  
Man, that is one hard-looking 30 yr old.
Lost spawn of Jefferson Beauregard Sessions
 
2018-03-08 11:56:39 PM  
I, for one, am amazed meth was involved.
 
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