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(NYPost)   Selfish self-centered slimeball supreme sausage slams snakey Sanders spreading Stormy story   ( nypost.com) divider line
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2018-03-08 12:18:30 PM  
Snek to the rescue?
 
2018-03-08 12:21:34 PM  
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2018-03-08 12:27:21 PM  
The proper answer to any Daniels' question is "fake news".  Don't elaborate.  Just say "fake news"
 
2018-03-08 12:41:04 PM  
Sarah Huckabee Sanders found herself on the hot seat Thursday after President Trump blamed her for the mushrooming scandal over his alleged affair with porn vixen Stormy Daniels, a new report said.

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2018-03-08 12:49:13 PM  
I find it highly amusing that poor Sarah is under fire for repeating what Trump told her to say.
 
2018-03-08 12:51:30 PM  
Subby missed the PERFECT headline to work a Scaramucci reference in to
 
2018-03-08 12:51:46 PM  
How dare you all sully these fine Christian American's reputations!

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MAGA!

/Chrisitans are SO PROUD that Jesus is (finally) back at the wheel of state, thank GOD!
//Stop diminishing the GODLY president!
///The LORD's will be done no matter how many babies you filthy hippy commie libs kill!!!
////Mr. Dennison has nothing to hide.
 
2018-03-08 12:53:15 PM  
Couldn't the selfish self-centered slime-ball solve this problem by giving his own press conferences?
 
2018-03-08 12:53:20 PM  
She tells the truth one time and look what happens.
 
2018-03-08 12:53:55 PM  
*clicks link in new tab*

*closes tab*
 
2018-03-08 12:54:26 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I find it highly amusing that poor Sarah is under fire for repeating what Trump told her to say.


I mean.  If you work for Trump, that's inevitable.  He will never take responsibility for giving a subordinate bad orders.  Or anything else, for that matter.
 
2018-03-08 12:55:12 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I find it highly amusing that poor Sarah is under fire for repeating what Trump told her to say.


Seems like that's always been his standard operating procedure, even before he took the presidency.  Trump hires someone, immediately insists that they do whatever he says and refuses to hear anything to the contrary, and when the whole thing goes tits-up because Trump's orders were stupid, he scapegoats them and kicks their asses to the curb, only to start the whole cycle over with the next person.
 
2018-03-08 12:56:05 PM  

Bitterrooter: Couldn't the selfish self-centered slime-ball solve this problem by giving his own press conferences?


 I'd be satisfied if he had the balls to attend a correspondents' dinner. Oh well, you are what you grab.
 
2018-03-08 12:56:46 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I find it highly amusing that poor Sarah is under fire for repeating what Trump told her to say.


And entirely predictable. He only hires people for two reasons: to do things for his benefit, or to take the blame when things go wrong.

The interesting part is that we've finally gotten to see the real Trump in a public forum. All this crap of telling lies and throwing people under the bus has been hidden for decades under NDAs and confidential settlements. The last thing an incompetent malignant narcissist should ever do is go public.
 
2018-03-08 12:56:49 PM  

xaks: Subby missed the PERFECT headline to work a Scaramucci reference in to


I think I know Scaramucci's fark handle now
 
2018-03-08 12:57:29 PM  
If only there was never a $130,000 hush payment to a pornstar in the first place, Trump might not be so mad. But sure, go ahead and blame SHS. We've seen this story before. Literally every day.

/has no love for SHS
 
2018-03-08 12:58:42 PM  

dickfreckle: *clicks link in new tab*

*closes tab*


Awesome. 

Following politics is now NSFW...
 
2018-03-08 12:58:49 PM  

Archidude: She tells the truth one time and look what happens.


This is the trap of being a press secretary. You will forget to deny everything at least once.

Normally it just causes some mirth among the twittering classes.

But under Trump, you begin the downward spiral of your life of becoming a target of his hatred and the fact that his father never loved him.
 
2018-03-08 01:00:24 PM  
She-Huck only pawn in game of STIGGINIT.

/Mongo like candy
 
2018-03-08 01:02:30 PM  

FleshMonkey: Archidude: She tells the truth one time and look what happens.

This is the trap of being a press secretary. You will forget to deny everything at least once.

Normally it just causes some mirth among the twittering classes.

But under Trump, you begin the downward spiral of your life of becoming a target of his hatred and the fact that his father never loved him.


Quick question: can you name a time when Obama's press secretary forgot to deny something?

Follow up question: can you name one of Obama's press secretaries?
 
2018-03-08 01:03:20 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Marcus Aurelius: I find it highly amusing that poor Sarah is under fire for repeating what Trump told her to say.

And entirely predictable. He only hires people for two reasons: to do things for his benefit, or to take the blame when things go wrong.

The interesting part is that we've finally gotten to see the real Trump in a public forum. All this crap of telling lies and throwing people under the bus has been hidden for decades under NDAs and confidential settlements. The last thing an incompetent malignant narcissist should ever do is go public.


oblig..

RUSH - Malignant Narcissism
Youtube aeUWJbs9Q5E
 
2018-03-08 01:04:14 PM  
C'mon, full confidence in SHS... C'mon, full confidence in SHS... It's been two days since someone left the Trump team and I need my fix.
 
2018-03-08 01:06:58 PM  

Bitterrooter: Couldn't the selfish self-centered slime-ball solve this problem by giving his own press conferences?


Or better yet, don't stick your cheeto in a porn star and expect others to lie to cover it up
 
2018-03-08 01:08:34 PM  

dickfreckle: Bitterrooter: Couldn't the selfish self-centered slime-ball solve this problem by giving his own press conferences?

 I'd be satisfied if he had the balls to attend a correspondents' dinner. Oh well, you are what you grab.


User name checks out?
 
2018-03-08 01:08:43 PM  
Yeah, well what do you expect? She has stated many, many times that she hasn't talked to Trump about anything. That's one of her top 3 go-to answers "I haven't talked to the president about that.". Well, maybe she should be talking to you, Donnie, then you won't have her straying from the approved script.

Although to be perfectly fair to Huckabeast, even the approved script can flip flop 6 times in a 3 minute window, so even if she WAS talking to you on a regular basis, she still might say the wrong thing... But if we wait 5 minutes, it might just go back to being the right thing.
 
2018-03-08 01:08:46 PM  
So Trump gets himself in hot water over the whole pay off a pron star thing.  And somehow this is the fault of Huckabeast for not handling it well.

smh...

But this does follow this administrations method:
1.  It's not true
2.  It's not important
3.  It's someone else's fault.
 
2018-03-08 01:10:05 PM  

mrshowrules: The proper answer to any Daniels' question is "fake news".  Don't elaborate.  Just say "fake news"


And this strategy would be too effective for comfort.
 
2018-03-08 01:10:18 PM  

Diogenes: Sarah Huckabee Sanders found herself on the hot seat Thursday after President Trump blamed her for the mushrooming scandal over his alleged affair with porn vixen Stormy Daniels, a new report said.


Yeah, let's not talk about Sarah's recent AND OBVIOUS weight gains...that's just not cool.
 
2018-03-08 01:10:47 PM  
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2018-03-08 01:10:52 PM  

Mikey1969: Yeah, well what do you expect? She has stated many, many times that she hasn't talked to Trump about anything. That's one of her top 3 go-to answers "I haven't talked to the president about that.". Well, maybe she should be talking to you, Donnie, then you won't have her straying from the approved script.


So he expects the Attorney General to be his lawyer, when the AG is definitely not his lawyer, but doesn't talk to the press secretary, who IS supposed to be his spokesperson.

Sounds about right.
 
2018-03-08 01:12:56 PM  
The minute she brought up the arbitration it was obvious she farked up.  It got underlined after the one reporter's question that was basically "uhhh...arbitration?  Care to tell us wtf you're talking about?"
 
2018-03-08 01:13:13 PM  

Bitterrooter: Couldn't the selfish self-centered slime-ball solve this problem by giving his own press conferences?


The next press conference Trump gives will involve a resignation, a walk to Marine One and, hopefully, a flight to a prison, preferably a Supermax-style one.

Yeah, yeah.  I want alot.
 
2018-03-08 01:14:19 PM  
No matter how much you suck up, how many lies/deceptions you spin as cover, how much dignity you sacrifice, it will never be enough for the Mango Mussolini, and sooner or later he will throw you under the bus.

Purgatory is going to be overflowing with trump dignity wraiths.
 
2018-03-08 01:14:46 PM  

Rann Xerox: Bitterrooter: Couldn't the selfish self-centered slime-ball solve this problem by giving his own press conferences?

The next press conference Trump gives will involve a resignation, a walk to Marine One and, hopefully, a flight to a prison, preferably a Supermax-style one.

Yeah, yeah.  I want alot.


I hear Florence, CO is nice...
 
2018-03-08 01:16:43 PM  
"The agreement which does not exist included an arbitration clause".

Brilliant!
 
2018-03-08 01:17:43 PM  
Stormy Story?

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2018-03-08 01:17:44 PM  
"But I told them he won!  He won the arbitration, that means he's a winner.  Trump is a winner, doesn't anyone get that?"

*quiet sobbing in corner *
 
2018-03-08 01:18:00 PM  
I'll bet there's no press conference today. Sarah's in the dog house or locked in the basement of the White House. Bad Sarah. Sad.
 
2018-03-08 01:18:18 PM  

the_innkeeper: Rann Xerox: Bitterrooter: Couldn't the selfish self-centered slime-ball solve this problem by giving his own press conferences?

The next press conference Trump gives will involve a resignation, a walk to Marine One and, hopefully, a flight to a prison, preferably a Supermax-style one.

Yeah, yeah.  I want alot.

I hear Florence, CO is nice...


If he flies away in a helicopter, I need to remember to bring my binoculars.

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2018-03-08 01:18:23 PM  

dickfreckle: Bitterrooter: Couldn't the selfish self-centered slime-ball solve this problem by giving his own press conferences?

 I'd be satisfied if he had the balls to attend a correspondents' dinner. Oh well, you are what you grab.


I'm a really big dick then.
 
2018-03-08 01:18:29 PM  
Next up: Statement from F*ck uh me Sanders

I am leaving my position as Speaker Thingy to spend some time with my sanity. Thank you

Which is too bad. I will miss that sexy beast. Oh how I'd love to analyze her meals a dozen hours after the fact.
 
2018-03-08 01:19:28 PM  

mrshowrules: The proper answer to any Daniels' question is "fake news".  Don't elaborate.  Just say "fake news"


Yep she tried to actually explain something instead of giving her normal "I'll get back to you" or vague denial and it got her in trouble.
 
2018-03-08 01:19:29 PM  

shastacola: I'll bet there's no press conference today. Sarah's in the dog house or locked in the basement of the White House. Bad Sarah. Sad.


Nothing scheduled and now I guess we know why.  And I guess his video game blaming session is off-camera.  No mention of it being televised at all.
 
2018-03-08 01:20:18 PM  
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2018-03-08 01:20:31 PM  

NeoCortex42: The minute she brought up the arbitration it was obvious she farked up.  It got underlined after the one reporter's question that was basically "uhhh...arbitration?  Care to tell us wtf you're talking about?"


The "arbitration" is mentioned in the publicly filed lawsuit.

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2018-03-08 01:20:34 PM  

shastacola: I'll bet there's no press conference today. Sarah's in the dog house or locked in the basement of the White House. Bad Sarah. Sad.


If Sarah's in the dog house, she needs to be concerned that her brother is coming to put her down.
 
2018-03-08 01:20:52 PM  

max_pooper: FleshMonkey: Archidude: She tells the truth one time and look what happens.

This is the trap of being a press secretary. You will forget to deny everything at least once.

Normally it just causes some mirth among the twittering classes.

But under Trump, you begin the downward spiral of your life of becoming a target of his hatred and the fact that his father never loved him.

Quick question: can you name a time when Obama's press secretary forgot to deny something?

Follow up question: can you name one of Obama's press secretaries?


I think James Carney tried to claim some IRS scandal was limited in scope.
He should have just denied there was a scandal. Because it was bullshiat.
 
2018-03-08 01:21:20 PM  
I get much enjoyment out of seeing the leopards eating each others faces.
 
2018-03-08 01:21:37 PM  

jaytkay: NeoCortex42: The minute she brought up the arbitration it was obvious she farked up.  It got underlined after the one reporter's question that was basically "uhhh...arbitration?  Care to tell us wtf you're talking about?"

The "arbitration" is mentioned in the publicly filed lawsuit.

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Yeah, but this was the first acknowledgement of it by the WH.
 
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