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2018-03-08 11:24:03 AM  
FFS, green one of these, admins, so the news can get out and i can stop submitting this damn news story.

is it too much for you? Too much bad press for the president? What? These selective redlighting of this article is pissing me and others off. It's a news story, green one of them!

/rant
 
2018-03-08 11:25:45 AM  
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

But Donnie gets a scoop of each
 
2018-03-08 11:25:56 AM  
Nothing to see here. LOCK HER UP.
 
2018-03-08 11:31:31 AM  
So there's more than one 'pee tape'?
 
2018-03-08 11:33:48 AM  
Trump's Number One! Trump's Number One! Trump's Number One!


/pop quiz hotshot: am I using a contraction or a possessive?
 
2018-03-08 11:40:06 AM  

wooden_badger: So there's more than one 'pee tape'?


It's more like an anthology.

You're going to need a bag of quarters and a stack of one dollar bills to view all the exhibits  at the The Trump Presidential Museum.
 
2018-03-08 11:41:08 AM  

somedude210: FFS, green one of these, admins, so the news can get out and i can stop submitting this damn news story.

is it too much for you? Too much bad press for the president? What? These selective redlighting of this article is pissing me and others off. It's a news story, green one of them!

/rant


Try submitting it with a funny headline
 
2018-03-08 11:41:28 AM  
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2018-03-08 12:02:27 PM  

blastoh: wooden_badger: So there's more than one 'pee tape'?

It's more like an anthology.

You're going to need a bag of quarters and a stack of one dollar bills to view all the exhibits  at the The Trump Presidential Museum.


Warning: people in the front row will get wet
 
2018-03-08 12:05:49 PM  
Farkers: lets keep this clean.  This is a serious issue so let's avoid the potty/bathroom talk and references.

This is a serious threat about the President watching people urinate on each other so show some respect.
 
2018-03-08 12:05:58 PM  

somedude210: FFS, green one of these, admins, so the news can get out and i can stop submitting this damn news story.

is it too much for you? Too much bad press for the president? What? These selective redlighting of this article is pissing me and others off. It's a news story, green one of them!

/rant


I agree.  I just got done reading the Mother Jones article you submitted.  Well, I read the first half and skimmed the rest.  Jesus, even Tolstoy would be embarrassed by how long it was.
 
2018-03-08 12:12:34 PM  
"The owners had also discussed whether they should prepare a special performance of a little-person transvestite Trump impersonator" (paraphrased, emphasis mine).

I don't understand why they would think this was a bad idea?
 
2018-03-08 12:13:26 PM  

mrshowrules: Farkers: lets keep this clean.  This is a serious issue so let's avoid the potty/bathroom talk and references.

This is a serious threat about the President watching people urinate on each other so show some respect.

potentially being blackmailed by a hostile foreign power who helped him get elected in the first place.

/fixed
 
2018-03-08 12:15:33 PM  
Thank you, admins.
 
2018-03-08 12:16:38 PM  
It's not like it's going to matter to his cult.

They'll just start peeing on each other so they can be just like the Donald.
 
2018-03-08 12:17:53 PM  

blastoh: wooden_badger: So there's more than one 'pee tape'?

It's more like an anthology.

You're going to need a bag of quarters and a stack of one dollar bills to view all the exhibits  at the The Trump Presidential Museum.


An anthology series like Black Mirror.... only called Yellow Mirror.
 
2018-03-08 12:19:49 PM  
"In another act, two women disrobe and then 'one female stands over the other female and simulates urinating while the other female catches the urine in two wine glasses.'"

I don't understand. They simulate urinating? What exactly is the other female catching in two wine glasses? I'm not entirely up to date on urine-based stage performances; someone fill me in on how this works.
 
2018-03-08 12:20:58 PM  

Pocket Ninja: "In another act, two women disrobe and then 'one female stands over the other female and simulates urinating while the other female catches the urine in two wine glasses.'"

I don't understand. They simulate urinating? What exactly is the other female catching in two wine glasses? I'm not entirely up to date on urine-based stage performances; someone fill me in on how this works.


Seems more like a magic show to me.
 
2018-03-08 12:21:02 PM  
Well...guess today's going to be a pretty cal--

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2018-03-08 12:21:24 PM  
Russian oligarch at the Vegas club:  I hope none of this leaks to the press.

Fat, yellow haired American kleptocrat:  On the contrary, I hope it does.
 
2018-03-08 12:29:09 PM  
Let's ask Stephanie Clifford, aka Stormy Daniels, aka Ppppppppppeggy Ppppppppppppppeterson her take.
 
2018-03-08 12:31:47 PM  
Is that Kellyanne of Green Goebbels on the right side of that picture?

/Sessions: "Old Man Pence would never come here, but Old Man Crypt-Keeper knows these places like the back of his hand"
 
2018-03-08 12:31:52 PM  

wooden_badger: So there's more than one 'pee tape'?


actually, the second one would be Number Two.
 
2018-03-08 12:34:32 PM  
fake news!

But crooked HitLIARy! Lock her up! Drain the swamp! MAGA! Little Marco, Crying Chuck, Benghazi, Obummer, MAGA!

Libtard ears! So much winning!!! Please Mr. President, we can't stand this MUCH winning!!!
 
2018-03-08 12:36:44 PM  
I can't fap to this.
/sorry
 
2018-03-08 12:39:22 PM  

Pocket Ninja: "In another act, two women disrobe and then 'one female stands over the other female and simulates urinating while the other female catches the urine in two wine glasses.'"

I don't understand. They simulate urinating? What exactly is the other female catching in two wine glasses? I'm not entirely up to date on urine-based stage performances; someone fill me in on how this works.


I'm picturing one laying down, one squatting with her backside to the guests and a bottle of wine in front that you can't see, thenthey offer you the glass of Chardonnay for an extra fee lol
 
2018-03-08 12:41:04 PM  
Imagine If someone asks the Huckabeast about the urination night club at the press conference today.
 
2018-03-08 12:41:51 PM  

mrshowrules: Imagine If someone asks the Huckabeast about the urination night club at the press conference today.


Hey! Mr. Dennison has nothing to hide!
 
2018-03-08 12:42:22 PM  

Pocket Ninja: "In another act, two women disrobe and then 'one female stands over the other female and simulates urinating while the other female catches the urine in two wine glasses.'"

I don't understand. They simulate urinating? What exactly is the other female catching in two wine glasses? I'm not entirely up to date on urine-based stage performances; someone fill me in on how this works.


Smell the flower
 
2018-03-08 12:43:32 PM  

mrshowrules: Imagine If someone asks the Huckabeast about the urination night club at the press conference today.


That cowardly biatch won't show her face today
 
2018-03-08 12:44:32 PM  

martissimo: Pocket Ninja: "In another act, two women disrobe and then 'one female stands over the other female and simulates urinating while the other female catches the urine in two wine glasses.'"

I don't understand. They simulate urinating? What exactly is the other female catching in two wine glasses? I'm not entirely up to date on urine-based stage performances; someone fill me in on how this works.

I'm picturing one laying down, one squatting with her backside to the guests and a bottle of wine in front that you can't see, thenthey offer you the glass of Chardonnay for an extra fee lol


Alternatively they offer to drink it for an extra fee!
 
2018-03-08 12:46:16 PM  
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2018-03-08 12:49:24 PM  

raerae1980: I can't fap to this.
/sorry


Not with that attitude.
 
2018-03-08 12:52:09 PM  
Headline again focusing on the lewd and blowing the MOUNTAINS of evidence of shady financial doings and entanglement between Trump and Russian kleptocracy
 
2018-03-08 12:53:49 PM  

Pocket Ninja: "In another act, two women disrobe and then 'one female stands over the other female and simulates urinating while the other female catches the urine in two wine glasses.'"

I don't understand. They simulate urinating? What exactly is the other female catching in two wine glasses? I'm not entirely up to date on urine-based stage performances; someone fill me in on how this works.


Its apple juice. At least that's what Trump claimed after drinking it.

I've said too much.
 
2018-03-08 12:54:06 PM  

King Something: Trump's Number One! Trump's Number One! Trump's Number One!


/pop quiz hotshot: am I using a contraction or a possessive?


... and under his leadership, the U.S.A. is Number Two!
 
2018-03-08 12:54:33 PM  

Moooooo K: "The owners had also discussed whether they should prepare a special performance of a little-person transvestite Trump impersonator" (paraphrased, emphasis mine).

I don't understand why they would think this was a bad idea?


They were probably worried that Trump would be upset at his impersonator having larger hands than him.
 
2018-03-08 12:56:03 PM  

phrawgh: fake news!

But crooked HitLIARy! Lock her up! Drain the swamp! MAGA! Little Marco, Crying Chuck, Benghazi, Obummer, MAGA!

Libtard ears! So much winning!!! Please Mr. President, we can't stand this MUCH winning!!!


Finally, a voice of reason.
 
2018-03-08 12:57:43 PM  
Yes, but did they listen to HardBass?
Cheeki Breeki Hardbass
Youtube rEckY-TUv9I
 
2018-03-08 12:59:12 PM  
The germaphobe into piss? Well, it is sterile ;-)
 
2018-03-08 01:00:04 PM  

LarryDan43: Pocket Ninja: "In another act, two women disrobe and then 'one female stands over the other female and simulates urinating while the other female catches the urine in two wine glasses.'"

I don't understand. They simulate urinating? What exactly is the other female catching in two wine glasses? I'm not entirely up to date on urine-based stage performances; someone fill me in on how this works.

Its apple juice. At least that's what Trump claimed after drinking it.

I've said too much.


Of course they would use apple juice, for a client that is a well known peetotaler...I mean teetotaler.
 
2018-03-08 01:00:21 PM  
So everything we know about Trump's personal life:  micropenis and piss.

This is the Religious Right's new Jesus, and he's into piss.  HAW HAW!!
 
2018-03-08 01:01:00 PM  

zerkalo: Headline again focusing on the lewd and blowing the MOUNTAINS of evidence of shady financial doings and entanglement between Trump and Russian kleptocracy


You're in hysterics that someone plunged through this news dump to flush out the number one detail?
 
2018-03-08 01:03:01 PM  

somedude210: FFS, green one of these, admins, so the news can get out and i can stop submitting this damn news story.

is it too much for you? Too much bad press for the president? What? These selective redlighting of this article is pissing me and others off. It's a news story, green one of them!

/rant


These selective redlighting of this article is pissing me and others off. It's a news story, green one of them!

...better than being pissed on...

/mic drop
 
2018-03-08 01:03:09 PM  
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2018-03-08 01:05:30 PM  

raerae1980: I can't fap to this.
/sorry


I am sure someone here can lend a hand.
 
2018-03-08 01:05:33 PM  

raerae1980: I can't fap to this.
/sorry


That's quitter talk. Low energy. SAD.
 
2018-03-08 01:06:34 PM  

cousin-merle: zerkalo: Headline again focusing on the lewd and blowing the MOUNTAINS of evidence of shady financial doings and entanglement between Trump and Russian kleptocracy

You're in hysterics that someone plunged through this news dump to flush out the number one detail?


The president liking water sports isn't a big deal if it's between consenting adults.

Money laundering etc. Is a bit bigger.
 
2018-03-08 01:06:43 PM  
We really don't pay our hotel workers enough money.  Not unless there's a special decontamination team that rolls in to the suite right after checkout.  Ty-vex suits, self contained breathing apparatuses.    Pull up the carpet, shred the sheets and mattress.

Sadly, it's probably "Oh dios mi.  Eet smells like li'l Ricki's pajamas.  Why did I think coming to America was a good idea?"
 
2018-03-08 01:08:03 PM  
Welp, there are YouTube vids of ACT nightclub, looks like it was a funny place
 
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