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(Fox News)   Democratic candidate accused of abusing his girlfriend wants you to know that while his claims of having served in Iraq and having been an FBI Agent may not *technically* be true, he will still defend your right to smoke pot   ( foxnews.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, United States, Benjamin Thomas Wolf, Chicago, George W. Bush, U.S. House seat, 2003 invasion of Iraq, Iraq War, Federal Bureau of Investigation  
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2018-03-08 08:28:45 AM  
"There were times I would ask him, 'Do you ever regret hitting me?' He would say: 'No, but I'm relieved when you put your head down so I don't have to do it again.'"

Wow.
 
2018-03-08 08:39:19 AM  
Well, that really turned out embarrassing.
 
2018-03-08 08:50:24 AM  
Eh, he's just a primary opponent to an incumbent Democrat, so he can disappear without threatening the seat.

Just read a bit about the incumbent, Quigley, and I like the cut of his jib.
 
2018-03-08 08:58:26 AM  
Yeah, wake me up when democrats actually elect him to office.  Both sides have their rotten assholes, the problem with republicans is they keep promoting and electing theirs.
 
2018-03-08 08:59:03 AM  
Fox News must be priapic at this news, because a low-level democrat with personal scandals totally erases everything every member of the Trump campaign and administration has done.
 
2018-03-08 09:04:03 AM  
"People in the military get upset when I say I served in Iraq. The military doesn't have a patent on the word 'served,'" he told Politico.


what was he, a waiter in a baghdad cafe?
 
2018-03-08 09:04:29 AM  
I hope this derails his campaign. He's obviously got issues, and if he has done anything illegal, he should pay for it.
 
2018-03-08 09:06:32 AM  
This means something!
 
2018-03-08 09:08:31 AM  
I wondered what that loud thump was this morning. Hope none of those Fox News execs bruised their penis when their erections hit their desks. I wonder what their next main page headline story will be? I heard a story the other day about a local high school whose student council president said he didn't want his teachers to be armed -- sounds like a story that's ready for Fox News journalists to blow wide open.
 
2018-03-08 09:13:17 AM  
"He actually hit me, threw me to the ground, put his foot on my chest. He was really angry. He grabbed my face,"

Wow, this guy needs to smoke some pot and chill out. Oh wait.
 
2018-03-08 09:23:18 AM  
FAUX finally finds a woman accusing a man of abuse whom they find credible.
 
2018-03-08 09:23:49 AM  
What a farking nutjob.
 
2018-03-08 09:24:29 AM  
He's a liar and an asshole, we don't need him just to help advance one cause.
 
2018-03-08 09:27:17 AM  
Candidate?   Was he actually in the running, have a snow ball's chance?
 
2018-03-08 09:27:46 AM  
LOCK HIM UP!
 
2018-03-08 09:27:54 AM  
BREAKING: Fox news has discovered that bad people exist.
 
2018-03-08 09:28:33 AM  
False flag. This guy's a Democrat like Jill Stein's a Green.
 
2018-03-08 09:29:03 AM  

Ambivalence: Yeah, wake me up when democrats actually elect him to office.  Both sides have their rotten assholes, the problem with republicans is they keep promoting and electing theirs.


1,000,000x this.
 
2018-03-08 09:31:09 AM  

Ambivalence: Yeah, wake me up when democrats actually elect him to office.  Both sides have their rotten assholes, the problem with republicans is they keep promoting and electing theirs.


Same. He's got to at least win the primary before I lose faith in Democratic voters' choices.
 
2018-03-08 09:31:21 AM  

Lucky LaRue: "There were times I would ask him, 'Do you ever regret hitting me?' He would say: 'No, but I'm relieved when you put your head down so I don't have to do it again.'"

Wow.


Holy farking shiat that is when you know you're lucky to be alive.
 
2018-03-08 09:31:24 AM  

macadamnut: False flag. This guy's a Democrat like Jill Stein's a Green.


Certainly possible, given the GOP's history of sleazy behavior, but it's at least as likely that he's just a crazy asshole who happens to be a Democrat.
 
2018-03-08 09:33:00 AM  
Ex-FBI and military?  Is this the guy?
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2018-03-08 09:34:07 AM  
Wait for him to run for governor of Illinois.  "Sir, if elected governor, what will you do about the budget crisis and the massive debt?"

Oh, I plan on like getting to the mailbox first thing every day.  Getting all those bills and just throw them away.  They'll get tired of sending you bills. When they send some one I'll look 'em in the eye and say "I don' know that dude, man.  I just got here.  The guy that was here took off and left everything, you know."

Now, they can only hassle you for this stuff for like 7 years and then its a fresh start.  New credit cards.  New car.  We'll be in good money then.  Maybe get the kids iPhones and school busses with video monitors in back of the seats.  Chrome wheels, you know?
 
2018-03-08 09:35:45 AM  
This guy never had a chance of winning the Democratic primary, now fade into oblivion asshole.
 
2018-03-08 09:35:55 AM  

FlashHarry: Fox News must be priapic at this news, because a low-level democrat with personal scandals totally erases everything every member of the Trump campaign and administration has done.


This is going to be BREAKING NEWS all day on Fox. Any shiny object other than Stormy Daniels.
 
2018-03-08 09:35:57 AM  
I don't care what he's for or against - kick this scumbag out, now.
 
2018-03-08 09:37:48 AM  
That picture of him alone should have been enough to shiatcan his ass.
 
2018-03-08 09:37:56 AM  

jso2897: I don't care what he's for or against - kick this scumbag out, now.


Kick him out of what? He's choosing to be a Democrat. No one picked his sorry ass.

He'll go down in flames all on his own.
 
2018-03-08 09:38:02 AM  
Christ, what an asshole.

shastacola: This guy never had a chance of winning the Democratic primary, now fade into oblivion asshole.


And, this.
 
2018-03-08 09:38:17 AM  
Well, Fox certainly seems desperate to distract from larger unsavory, Stormy things which are going on.
 
2018-03-08 09:39:43 AM  
I immediately got a creepy/rapey vibe the first time I saw and heard of him.  And then came the lies.  He sounds like he's got the same mentality as Michael Grimm.

Good riddance to bad rubbish.  The party should kick him to the curb completely.
 
2018-03-08 09:40:16 AM  
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"After that time he stood on my chest, he went and took me for chocolate cake. I kind of associated it with his caring."

/time to put down the bong, girl.
 
2018-03-08 09:40:31 AM  

NewportBarGuy: jso2897: I don't care what he's for or against - kick this scumbag out, now.

Kick him out of what? He's choosing to be a Democrat. No one picked his sorry ass.

He'll go down in flames all on his own.


The party can censure him, and refuse to fund his campaign - although you are no doubt correct that it's entirely symbolic, since Democrats won't vote for this slimeball, unlike Republicans who vote for rapists and child molesters with pride. He will indeed go down in flames.
 
2018-03-08 09:40:41 AM  
She added: "I thought it was normal. I cannot explain the logic. It seemed like he cared about me when he did that. After that time he stood on my chest, he went and took me for chocolate cake. I kind of associated it with his caring.

These two deserve each other.
 
2018-03-08 09:40:57 AM  
Good. Fox News had someone to bring up for the next dozen years.
 
2018-03-08 09:41:22 AM  
Is Donald Trump running as a Democrat now?
 
2018-03-08 09:43:39 AM  

Badmoodman: She added: "I thought it was normal. I cannot explain the logic. It seemed like he cared about me when he did that. After that time he stood on my chest, he went and took me for chocolate cake. I kind of associated it with his caring.

These two deserve each other.


Neither of them deserve chocolate cake.
 
2018-03-08 09:44:21 AM  

jso2897: I don't care what he's for or against - kick this scumbag out, now.


You can't "kick out" a primary candidate. He followed all necessary procedures to be on the Democratic ballot. Let the primary voters decide.
 
2018-03-08 09:46:50 AM  

jso2897: Badmoodman: She added: "I thought it was normal. I cannot explain the logic. It seemed like he cared about me when he did that. After that time he stood on my chest, he went and took me for chocolate cake. I kind of associated it with his caring.

These two deserve each other.

Neither of them deserve chocolate cake.


MORE FOR DONNIE!!!
 
2018-03-08 09:48:50 AM  

jso2897: NewportBarGuy: jso2897: I don't care what he's for or against - kick this scumbag out, now.

Kick him out of what? He's choosing to be a Democrat. No one picked his sorry ass.

He'll go down in flames all on his own.

The party can censure him, and refuse to fund his campaign - although you are no doubt correct that it's entirely symbolic, since Democrats won't vote for this slimeball, unlike Republicans who vote for rapists and child molesters with pride. He will indeed go down in flames.


The party wouldn't be funding a primary candidate.
 
2018-03-08 09:51:30 AM  
That ad gives me a real James O'Keefe vibe.

He's still better than a white supremacist pedophile though.
 
2018-03-08 09:53:10 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: Ex-FBI and military?  Is this the guy?
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He's just a cook...
 
2018-03-08 09:53:45 AM  

Great_Milenko: That ad gives me a real James O'Keefe vibe.

He's still better than a white supremacist pedophile though.


Only in the same way weaponized anthrax is better than Ebola, I guess.
 
2018-03-08 09:54:59 AM  
Good find.  He can go away now.
 
2018-03-08 09:57:33 AM  

Badmoodman: She added: "I thought it was normal. I cannot explain the logic. It seemed like he cared about me when he did that. After that time he stood on my chest, he went and took me for chocolate cake. I kind of associated it with his caring.

These two deserve each other.


Did he screw her pelvis to a cake stand first?

/DINSDALE!!
 
2018-03-08 09:57:41 AM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: "People in the military get upset when I say I served in Iraq. The military doesn't have a patent on the word 'served,'" he told Politico.


what was he, a waiter in a baghdad cafe?


I was working as a waiter in a Baghdad bar
That much is true
But even then I knew I'd them tell much better lies
Either with or without you...
 
2018-03-08 09:57:42 AM  
Funny.  This makes their "top stories" and is on the front page, but there's nothing about the developments of a porn star accusing the President of the United States of having had an extra-marital affair with her while his wife was giving birth to their son, fail at covering it up, and now suing him so she can sell her story to the highest bidder.  If that isn't enough, it is actually a real, credible story based on recent court filings and the botched WH press briefing.

I mean, honestly, how can they possibly be justifying not be covering this story now?

/but no, let's focus on some self-proclaimed "Dem" running in a primary instead, that's bigger news.
 
2018-03-08 09:58:40 AM  
There are Democrats and then there are Illinois Democrats. Nobody likes Illinois Democrats.
 
2018-03-08 09:59:17 AM  
So, allegedly douchey guy registered as a Democrat, filed some forms, and got signatures from "0.5% of primary voters in the district belonging to the candidate's party."

I fail to see how this is a huge embarrassment for the Democratic party but, you know, Fox News.
 
2018-03-08 10:02:22 AM  

jmsvrsn: There are Democrats and then there are Illinois Democrats. Nobody likes Illinois Democrats.


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