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(The Hill)   Oxymoron headline of the day: Abstinence-only education making a comeback under Trump   ( thehill.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Sex education, abstinence-only education, teen pregnancy, abstinence-only programs, teen pregnancy rates, Teen Pregnancy Prevention, risk avoidance education, Pregnancy Prevention Program  
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2018-03-08 07:57:48 AM  
"Ironic" tag off paying hush money to a hooker.
 
2018-03-08 08:17:15 AM  
One con job promoting another con job.  Figures
 
2018-03-08 08:23:37 AM  

pueblonative: One con job promoting another con condom job.  Figures


FTFY
 
2018-03-08 08:27:56 AM  
Well if it's on the back, it's not going to get anyone pregnant, is it?
 
2018-03-08 08:29:33 AM  

Prey4reign: pueblonative: One con job promoting another con condom job.  Figures

FTFY


Please, like Trump would throw away any of the sacred semen in a condom.
 
2018-03-08 09:00:36 AM  
Why use birth control, one of the miracles of 20th century medicine, when you can listen to a fundie nutjob instead?
 
2018-03-08 09:01:04 AM  
 
2018-03-08 09:10:33 AM  
Well, we all know that abstinence worked out so well for Trump.
 
2018-03-08 09:12:57 AM  
The number of people telling trump he should Fark himself has been misinterpreted as a call for abstinence.
 
2018-03-08 09:21:50 AM  
Any headline with "Trump" in it is the moron headline of the day.
 
2018-03-08 09:22:49 AM  
Actually, this makes sense.

Imagining D2S engaging in sexual relations is a boner killer.
 
2018-03-08 09:24:04 AM  
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2018-03-08 09:27:50 AM  
So... bumper crop of future taxpayers, then?
 
2018-03-08 09:35:53 AM  
Since this is International Women's Day, spite them by donating to Planned Parenthood.
 
2018-03-08 09:45:00 AM  
Makes total sense.

Trump stocks his administration with conservatives because that's his base.  He doesn't care about them, of course, but if they buy his MAGA hats, then he's cool with pandering to them.
 
2018-03-08 09:45:52 AM  
Trump's very existence has turned women off men completely.  Maybe it will work this time.
 
2018-03-08 09:45:57 AM  
Teen pregnancies on the rise Abstinence-only education making a comeback under Trump
 
2018-03-08 09:46:48 AM  

Jake Havechek: [img.fark.net image 425x548]


Woman's a c*mdumpster.
 
2018-03-08 09:51:06 AM  
So, we'll see a baby boom fairly soon.
 
2018-03-08 09:51:07 AM  
Nothing appeals to a teenager like "no farking unless you're making babies on purpose".
 
2018-03-08 09:51:53 AM  

Jake Havechek: [img.fark.net image 425x548]


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2018-03-08 09:55:38 AM  
President Pence is also changing the national anthem:

Every Sperm is Sacred - Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
Youtube fUspLVStPbk
 
2018-03-08 09:56:17 AM  

Mad Scientist: Jake Havechek: [img.fark.net image 425x548]

[img.fark.net image 486x515]


i prefer ladies with a little more going on upstairs but i would f#ck the stupid out of bristol palin
 
2018-03-08 09:56:35 AM  

Mad Scientist: Jake Havechek: [img.fark.net image 425x548]

[img.fark.net image 486x515]


This is just to set up her upcoming Senate run.
 
2018-03-08 09:56:36 AM  
the comeback story of kim kardashian
Youtube r-7bVZYy_ds
 
2018-03-08 09:57:08 AM  

Jake Havechek: [img.fark.net image 425x548]


I'd gladly get her pregnant and let her pretend some other dude was the father.
 
2018-03-08 09:57:48 AM  

Thank You Black Jesus!: Mad Scientist: Jake Havechek: [img.fark.net image 425x548]

[img.fark.net image 486x515]

i prefer ladies with a little more going on upstairs but i would f#ck the stupid out of bristol palin


Make sure to wrap it up because that woman is hyperfertile.
 
2018-03-08 10:00:45 AM  
"I don't want my kids thinking about sex. If my son thinks about it, he'll turn gay. If my daughter does, she'll start thinking she's a person."

Leads to

"This fat creepy rich old combover fraud who pays porn stars for sex, then pays them to keep quiet about it, who is on his third marriage to trophy wives, two of them foreign-born mail order brides, has been authorized by Jesus to keep my son straight and my daughter obedient."

The future is bright, citizens.
 
2018-03-08 10:00:55 AM  
Of all the stupid, venal, short-sighted, ineffectual, useless, overly simplistic and ultimately very damaging Republican platform positions, abstinnce-only education was the one I forgot about.
 
2018-03-08 10:01:17 AM  
Another example of Trump leading by example.
 
2018-03-08 10:01:32 AM  
 Comeback? I thought it had been here for years.

/"comeback does sound like effective birth control tho
//meh I got nuthin'
 
2018-03-08 10:01:32 AM  
Republicans: "gun-free zones don't work because people who want to break rules don't follow rules."

Also republicans: "abstinence-only education works because kids who want to have sex follow rules."
 
2018-03-08 10:02:23 AM  

Jake Havechek: [img.fark.net image 425x548]


Would bang. Don't care. Crazy is my thing.  Her mom is still on the top of my list though.
 
2018-03-08 10:02:31 AM  
Trump looking for the teen mom vote?
 
2018-03-08 10:02:44 AM  
We're a species of farkin overgrown, bloodthirsty, pompous bonobos.  Denying it is either criminally stupid or fraudulent.
 
2018-03-08 10:03:20 AM  
What Republican abstinence education looks like:

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2018-03-08 10:04:29 AM  
How did the United States of America end up with it's own reality?   Everything these people promote is counter intuitive or outright wrong.  Eventually the rest of the world is just going to move on without us, and we'll be the 22nd century's version of the Middle East, a broken region that only wants to squabble over minute differences in internal doctrine.
 
2018-03-08 10:04:34 AM  
You want more abortions? Because this is how you get more abortions.
 
2018-03-08 10:04:36 AM  

VespaGuy: Republicans: "gun-free zones don't work because people who want to break rules don't follow rules."

Also republicans: "abstinence-only education works because kids who want to have sex follow rules."


Dicks don't make girls squeal with delight. Bad guys attached to dicks make girls squeal with delight.

/reported
 
2018-03-08 10:04:50 AM  

Mad Scientist: "Ironic" tag off paying hush money to a hooker.


The Trump Administration is supporting a policy conservatives swear works despite all factual data pointing to the opposite being true? That isn't even Alannis Morrisett ironic.
 
2018-03-08 10:06:38 AM  
It takes a good guy with a dick to wonder where he went wrong as the bad guy with a dick plows her field like a farmer who woke up on June 13 and said by jiminy I done forgot to do the plantin'.

/I'm having fun, fun I tell you
 
2018-03-08 10:06:39 AM  

NeoCortex42: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/r-7bVZYy​_ds]


Came for this. Leaving satisfied. *lights cigarette*
 
2018-03-08 10:07:07 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Jake Havechek: [img.fark.net image 425x548]

Would bang. Don't care. Crazy is my thing.  Her mom is still on the top of my list though.


Careful you don't put an eye out when the elaborate network of trusses snaps.

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2018-03-08 10:07:20 AM  
Q: What do you call a young man that believes in abstinence only education?

A: Grandpa
 
2018-03-08 10:08:01 AM  
*reads article*

O_o

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2018-03-08 10:08:03 AM  

jaytkay: What Republican abstinence education looks like:

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Rank hypocrisy and outright theft from taxpayers is what that is.
 
2018-03-08 10:08:50 AM  
Great! More conservative bullshiat unfettered by reality:

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The only places that have been seeing increases in teen pregnancy are states that teach abstinence only sex ed. Which is why would should replicate their failure nation wide. That seems to the modus operandi for modern US conservatism. Enact conservative policy on the state level > policy fails miserably > Great, let's enact in on the federal level!
 
2018-03-08 10:08:58 AM  
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I hear the pull-out method is making a comeback.
 
2018-03-08 10:10:37 AM  

Great_Milenko: How did the United States of America end up with it's own reality?   Everything these people promote is counter intuitive or outright wrong.  Eventually the rest of the world is just going to move on without us, and we'll be the 22nd century's version of the Middle East, a broken region that only wants to squabble over minute differences in internal doctrine.


Gerrymandering. Republican control at the county, state and federal level. Jesus freaks running the GOP. Perfect recipe.
 
2018-03-08 10:10:37 AM  
Sure, nobody wants to raise kids in the Trump world era...
 
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