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(Daily Mail)   Your fancy morning coffee is making you fat, what with your lattes and frappes and what have you. Drink it black and hot like a sane person   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2018-03-08 07:58:19 AM  
There are grown adults who still suck their thumbs or live at home with their parents, subby. There's even an entire fetish constructed around adults who like to wear diapers and let others change them. So why would it surprise you that some others still like to put cream and sugar in their coffee?
 
2018-03-08 08:14:08 AM  
what do you care what other people do?
 
2018-03-08 08:17:50 AM  
I like a latte from time to time.  But I generally drink my coffee black.  I buy the gourmet shiat because I want to taste it.
 
2018-03-08 08:20:37 AM  
Yeah, stop it fatties!

I drink black coffee only!

The 2 liters of Mt. Dew I also drink are why I'm still fat.
 
2018-03-08 08:27:33 AM  
I generally only drink black Mystery Coffee from random gas stations. I'm not fat, but I don't expect to live long.
 
2018-03-08 08:28:20 AM  
Right now there is Reese's Peanut Butter Cup creamer in my coffee so I'm getting a kick.
 
2018-03-08 08:38:57 AM  
I like mine with a splash of 1/2 n 1/2, no sugar. However, I take exception to people who call these drinks coffee. Once you start adding in whip cream, flavor shots, syrups, sugar, spices and all this other crap, it loses the distinction of being coffee.
 
2018-03-08 08:39:51 AM  
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2018-03-08 08:43:46 AM  
I'll have some coffee with my french-vanilla creamer please.

Seriously, that shiat tastes just like the milk left-over after eating all of the marshmallow-cereal. Not only is it delicious, it brings me back to my childhood, eating cereal Saturday morning watching The Real Ghostbusters and Eek the Cat.
 
2018-03-08 08:44:20 AM  
I like my coffee like I like my women.  Ground up and in the freezer.
 
2018-03-08 08:45:00 AM  
Every morning I wake up, punch the beans into dust, and dump them dry down my throat.

Then I have a nice parfait.
 
2018-03-08 08:46:51 AM  
Grandpa's coffee recepie from the navy WW2
Perculator.
Crack an egg and toss in with grounds, shell and all.
Add salt.

good stuff.

my brother learned a saying in the marines.
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Black and stronger than me"
 
2018-03-08 08:51:30 AM  
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2018-03-08 08:52:18 AM  
I like my coffee like I like my sheep: creamy, and full of booze.
 
2018-03-08 08:55:23 AM  
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2018-03-08 09:02:29 AM  
A 12 oz calorie coffee with a splash of cream and a teaspoon of sugar at 50 calories isn't going to hurt anyone.

A 24 oz latte with seven pumps of full-sugar pumpkin spice that clocks in at 600 calories is going straight to your ass and heart.
 
2018-03-08 09:12:03 AM  
I can drink black coffee but it takes me about a week of drinking it to get used to it without sweetener (equal) and half-half.
 
2018-03-08 09:13:24 AM  
Fret for your figure and fret for your latte...
 
2018-03-08 09:14:33 AM  
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2018-03-08 09:17:25 AM  
Nuts to you! I order a sugar free non-fat mocha! I'mma love forever!
 
2018-03-08 09:30:52 AM  
"Coffee should be as black as a man's soul, and as strong as a woman's.
It should also double as motor oil or paint stripper."
--Quote from my grandfather.

"I make coffee the way everyone can drink it. Just add hot water until you are satisfied."
--Quote from my grandmother.
 
2018-03-08 09:46:14 AM  
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2018-03-08 10:06:11 AM  
Frappes are not coffee.

I make very strong coffee, and I like a splash of half n half in it.  I prefer full fat cream, but I'll compromise on this.

Used to have a coworker who would order his coffee "regular".  He was a transplant from Boston, and apparently there regular meant 2 sugar and 2 creamers.  He was disappointed that in the midwest it means a cup of coffee.
 
2018-03-08 10:11:26 AM  
Hot, black, and sane?

You meant unicorn, right?
 
2018-03-08 10:27:06 AM  
I like my coffee like I like my women - bitter and costing a buck
 
2018-03-08 10:29:43 AM  
Or drink something that doesn't taste like so much boggy ass that you have to load it down with fat and sugar to make it palatable.
 
2018-03-08 10:35:38 AM  

kronicfeld: A 12 oz calorie coffee with a splash of cream and a teaspoon of sugar at 50 calories isn't going to hurt anyone.

A 24 oz latte with seven pumps of full-sugar pumpkin spice that clocks in at 600 calories is going straight to your ass and heart.


This.

Now, if you're actively trying to lose weight, or need to stop gaining, taking a long look at ANY source of simple sugars, like in your coffee, is a good idea.  Both because cutting out coffee sugar or having one less piece of bread to nip 25-75 calories here and there is a relatively easy way to cut down, but also because of the reaction your body has to sugars, especially on their own (as opposed to part of a large meal where the effects of a tablespoon of sugar in your coffee would be mitigated by the steak you also had)
 
2018-03-08 10:37:29 AM  
I drink it black. People up here in 'double double' country react strangely when they find this out. It's like I'm an alien or something. I have that conversation every couple of weeks when I visit my grandmother. I offer to make the coffee but she insists, and because her memory isn't so good lately we retread the conversation often.
 
2018-03-08 10:45:41 AM  

freddyV: Grandpa's coffee recepie from the navy WW2
Perculator.
Crack an egg and toss in with grounds, shell and all.
Add salt.


good stuff.

my brother learned a saying in the marines.
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Black and stronger than me"


That's Scandinavian coffee.
 
2018-03-08 10:47:31 AM  
Bitter and murky.  Don't dilute my caffeine.
 
2018-03-08 10:52:56 AM  
At home I do regular folgers with a splash of cream, but once a week I go full on white girl at Starbucks. Folgers is great at home for every day, but I love a sugary frappe/latte/whatever too.
 
2018-03-08 11:04:49 AM  
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2018-03-08 11:33:42 AM  
Ooh!  I love this game.  Two of my favorites:
I like my coffee like my women:  from a 3rd world country and at a reasonable price
I like my coffee like my presidents:  black and imported from Kenya
 
2018-03-08 11:40:41 AM  
To maintain my morning mocha or latte, I quit fizzy drinks.

/trade offs
//didn't so much quit as the office took the fizzy drinks away
 
2018-03-08 11:50:15 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Used to have a coworker who would order his coffee "regular".  He was a transplant from Boston, and apparently there regular meant 2 sugar and 2 creamers.


So that's how they make Dunkin' coffee palatable

/ lol jk
// Nothing can do that
 
2018-03-08 11:53:55 AM  

Victoly: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Used to have a coworker who would order his coffee "regular".  He was a transplant from Boston, and apparently there regular meant 2 sugar and 2 creamers.

So that's how they make Dunkin' coffee palatable

/ lol jk
// Nothing can do that


The only way to make DD or SB coffee palatable is to pour it out and replace with your own home brewed.  Except there is one Circle K gas station in my town that for some reason, has really excellent coffee.
 
2018-03-08 12:08:43 PM  

Cubs300: Ooh!  I love this game.  Two of my favorites:
I like my coffee like my women:  from a 3rd world country and at a reasonable price
I like my coffee like my presidents:  black and imported from Kenya


That would be black and from Hawaii, apprentice-baiter.
 
2018-03-08 12:09:32 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: Used to have a coworker who would order his coffee "regular".  He was a transplant from Boston, and apparently there regular meant 2 sugar and 2 creamers.  He was disappointed that in the midwest it means a cup of coffee.


Yeah, Dunkies uses way too much cream. If you ask for it "dark", they'll pour off half the cream before adding the coffee, and you end up with something almost reasonable.
 
2018-03-08 01:05:47 PM  

Theaetetus: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Used to have a coworker who would order his coffee "regular".  He was a transplant from Boston, and apparently there regular meant 2 sugar and 2 creamers.  He was disappointed that in the midwest it means a cup of coffee.

Yeah, Dunkies uses way too much cream. If you ask for it "dark", they'll pour off half the cream before adding the coffee, and you end up with something almost reasonable.


Regular in Ontario is 1 cream, 1 sugar.
Double double is 2 cream, 2 sugar.
Actual non coffee is "black".
 
2018-03-08 01:06:17 PM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: Theaetetus: Satan's Bunny Slippers: Used to have a coworker who would order his coffee "regular".  He was a transplant from Boston, and apparently there regular meant 2 sugar and 2 creamers.  He was disappointed that in the midwest it means a cup of coffee.

Yeah, Dunkies uses way too much cream. If you ask for it "dark", they'll pour off half the cream before adding the coffee, and you end up with something almost reasonable.

Regular in Ontario is 1 cream, 1 sugar.
Double double is 2 cream, 2 sugar.
Actual non coffee is "black".


Whoops.
 
2018-03-08 01:26:31 PM  
Je suis le président de Burundi
 
2018-03-08 01:30:24 PM  
I like my men the way I like my coffee...milky and lukewarm.
 
2018-03-08 01:30:57 PM  

Cubs300: Ooh!  I love this game.  Two of my favorites:
I like my coffee like my women:  from a 3rd world country and at a reasonable price
I like my coffee like my presidents:  black and imported from Kenya


I like my coffee like my women.  Tepid and bitter.  And hard to get out of my pants.
 
2018-03-08 02:45:31 PM  
Drink it black and hot

Sorry subby, but I'm still not going to let you suck my dick
 
2018-03-08 03:01:38 PM  

seriously.though: At home I do regular folgers with a splash of cream, but once a week I go full on white girl at Starbucks. Folgers is great at home for every day, but I love a sugary frappe/latte/whatever too.


Folger's at home, Mrs. Poet drinks it black, I'll take a splash of milk or half-n-half. No sugar. When we're out and about, whatever place we're at we do the same - black for her, a bit of creamer for me. Booooring. :P
 
2018-03-08 03:28:50 PM  
Cold and bitter.
 
2018-03-08 04:01:26 PM  
Black Flag - Black Coffee
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2018-03-08 04:17:12 PM  
Surprise, surprise.  Drinking liquid candy doesn't help you lose weight.
 
2018-03-08 04:40:09 PM  

Pocket Ninja: There are grown adults who still suck their thumbs or live at home with their parents, subby. There's even an entire fetish constructed around adults who like to wear diapers and let others change them. So why would it surprise you that some others still like to put cream and sugar in their coffee?


At last. Sanity. PocketNinja is here!
 
2018-03-08 04:42:55 PM  

ManateeGag: what do you care what other people do?


You always know the perfect thing to say.
 
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