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(UPI)   Big lizard on the loose in California after it escaped the pet shop it was at. Police will continue to monitor the situation   ( upi.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, United Press International, 6-year-old monitor lizard, animal ambassador Bubbles, Pet, 35-pound lizard, Mike Estevez, county animal services  
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2018-03-08 07:43:04 AM  
They say the will monitor the situation but I think they are dragon their feet...
 
2018-03-08 08:04:49 AM  
Here at the university, we do not end a sentence with a preposition ...
 
2018-03-08 08:06:24 AM  
Iguana hurt subby
 
2018-03-08 08:07:20 AM  
Police will continue to monitor the situation

That sounds like an ironclad strategy.
 
2018-03-08 08:13:26 AM  
Meh, what's the worst that could happen?
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2018-03-08 08:16:47 AM  
Oh, Ssssubby.
 
2018-03-08 08:17:17 AM  

Feel_the_velvet: Police will continue to monitor the situation

That sounds like an ironclad strategy.


It could be chameleon miles away by now.
 
2018-03-08 08:17:25 AM  
 
2018-03-08 08:19:30 AM  
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2018-03-08 08:19:45 AM  

Farkspeare: Here at the university, we do not end a sentence with a preposition ...


Fine. It escaped the pet shop it was at, asshole.

Dead Milkmen - Big Lizard
Youtube 5k68Uz3w3x8
 
2018-03-08 08:20:24 AM  
It was in my backyard.
I couldn't afford to feed it any more.
 
2018-03-08 08:21:14 AM  
but he could save 10% on car insurance...
 
2018-03-08 08:21:45 AM  

TheWhoppah: Farkspeare: Here at the university, we do not end a sentence with a preposition ...

Fine. It escaped the pet shop it was at, asshole.

[YouTube video: Dead Milkmen - Big Lizard]


*shakes tiny fist!
 
2018-03-08 08:22:35 AM  
was it headed toward the pacific rim?
 
2018-03-08 08:24:25 AM  
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IT SKINKS!
 
2018-03-08 08:25:07 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Better hope it's not a female. They can reproduce asexually. https://www.irishtimes.com/news/world-​first-as-kilkenny-virgin-lizard-reprod​uces-1.690303


Sure thing, bub... that's what my ex wife claimed about her last kid: "There was no father. I carried him, I gave birth. I can't explain what happened."....
 
2018-03-08 08:28:12 AM  
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Are you sure that the 'b' on the teletype isn't broken?

and / or

Who names a monitor lizard Bubbles?
 
2018-03-08 08:29:21 AM  
To TheWhoppah. You're welcome.
 
2018-03-08 08:32:39 AM  
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Pic of escapee
 
2018-03-08 08:37:54 AM  
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2018-03-08 08:40:13 AM  

orezona: It was in my backyard.
I couldn't afford to feed it any more.


Expired milk delivery.
 
2018-03-08 08:50:45 AM  
Beat to the Dead Milkmen reference....
 
2018-03-08 09:03:01 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Better hope it's not a female. They can reproduce asexually. https://www.irishtimes.com/news/world-​first-as-kilkenny-virgin-lizard-reprod​uces-1.690303


Maybe it could mate with a Gila monster.
 
2018-03-08 09:20:07 AM  
"...the pet shop it was at."? WTF subby, are we not doing English any more?
 
2018-03-08 09:22:03 AM  
Wanted for questioning:
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2018-03-08 09:44:27 AM  

pueblonative: Meh, what's the worst that could happen?
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The Rock could make a movie about it?
 
2018-03-08 10:53:44 AM  
Maybe he'll have some nice dreams?

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2018-03-08 11:07:56 AM  
A big lizard you say?
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2018-03-08 11:26:49 AM  
Subby, I was disappoint at the place I was at and still is.
 
2018-03-08 12:25:59 PM  
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2018-03-08 12:43:33 PM  

TheWhoppah: Farkspeare: Here at the university, we do not end a sentence with a preposition ...

Fine. It escaped the pet shop it was at, asshole.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/5k68Uz3w​3x8]


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There's a gecko in here...
 
2018-03-08 12:47:32 PM  
On one of the episodes of Rules of Engagement, Patrick Warburtons character is selling an old Camero, and he calls it his 'biatchin' Camero' a couple of times.  Wondered if it was Warburton or a writer that liked Dead Milkmen.
 
2018-03-08 12:52:12 PM  

Farkspeare: Here at the university, we do not end a sentence with a preposition ...


Since no one else is gonna do it...

"...Sorry, where's the library at, a**hole?"
 
2018-03-08 01:08:22 PM  

SoCalCub: Farkspeare: Here at the university, we do not end a sentence with a preposition ...

Since no one else is gonna do it...

"...Sorry, where's the library at, a**hole?"


Thank you.
 
2018-03-08 01:29:07 PM  
Big lizard? well if you insist.

Godzilla Blue Oyster Cult Music Video HD
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2018-03-08 01:29:13 PM  

kendelrio: Sure thing, bub... that's what my ex wife claimed about her last kid: "There was no father. I carried him, I gave birth. I can't explain what happened."....


Darth kendelrio.....NOW the user name checks out!
 
2018-03-08 01:36:28 PM  
This guy again after some LA woman.

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2018-03-08 01:56:41 PM  

ukexpat: "...the pet shop it was at."? WTF subby, are we not doing English any more?


It's perfectly good English.
 
2018-03-08 02:10:05 PM  

Farkspeare: SoCalCub: Farkspeare: Here at the university, we do not end a sentence with a preposition ...

Since no one else is gonna do it...

"...Sorry, where's the library at, a**hole?"

Thank you.


I'm just here to help.  ;-)
 
2018-03-08 03:51:29 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: Wanted for questioning:
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Came here for this.
Fark never disappoints.
 
2018-03-08 07:37:39 PM  
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