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(Daily Mail)   Tori Spelling in her dwelling late last week she was heard yelling, cops were called but there's no quelling and even though her tears were welling, no one's buying what she's selling. There's no telling Tori Spelling as she could end up Tori Felon   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2018-03-08 04:07:57 AM  
I don't really care, but while the headline isn't that good, subby worked so hard, persisted despite it not really working. A for effort and maybe someday it will actually work.
 
2018-03-08 06:35:03 AM  

wademh: I don't really care, but while the headline isn't that good, subby worked so hard, persisted despite it not really working. A for effort and maybe someday it will actually work.


What are you kidding?  The headline is great if you put it in the cadence of that willy wonka boat ride monolog.
 
2018-03-08 07:57:29 AM  
Im not sure if i should feel bad for her.  Mental illness is a biatch, but she also comes across as a "privilaged" biatch.   I do feel bad for her kids, though.
 
2018-03-08 08:13:29 AM  
I like to get day drunk, too, smitty.
 
2018-03-08 09:01:08 AM  
Poor little rich girl who popped out 5 kids one after the other and then was like "AHHHH too many kids, poor me"
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2018-03-08 09:23:04 AM  
I did not know Eminem was a farker.
 
2018-03-08 09:27:08 AM  
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2018-03-08 09:27:18 AM  
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2018-03-08 09:27:21 AM  
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That's an exceedingly rough 44...
 
2018-03-08 09:29:05 AM  
Subby's gellin like a felon
 
2018-03-08 09:36:50 AM  

RJReves: That's an exceedingly rough 44...


She was a rough 18. Nepotism's a helluva thing.
 
2018-03-08 09:37:11 AM  

Snapper Carr: Subby's gellin like a felon


GODFARKINGDAMMIT... BY SIX MINUTES!

/Great minds...
 
2018-03-08 09:38:01 AM  
Rapping at my chamber door?
 
2018-03-08 09:41:29 AM  
The pictures in the article just confirm that she was really typecast in this movie.
 
2018-03-08 09:56:49 AM  

Ambivalence: wademh: I don't really care, but while the headline isn't that good, subby worked so hard, persisted despite it not really working. A for effort and maybe someday it will actually work.

What are you kidding?  The headline is great if you put it in the cadence of that willy wonka boat ride monolog.


That's the impression I got, that it was a riff on this scene:

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory - Tunnel of Terror Scene (6/10) | Movieclips
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It certainly works using that cadence.
 
2018-03-08 09:58:45 AM  

RJReves: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x942]


That's an exceedingly rough 44...


I think I'd make a more attractive woman than she does.

Having said that, I've done worse, and been happy about it.
 
2018-03-08 10:00:01 AM  

Ambivalence: wademh: I don't really care, but while the headline isn't that good, subby worked so hard, persisted despite it not really working. A for effort and maybe someday it will actually work.

What are you kidding?  The headline is great if you put it in the cadence of that willy wonka boat ride monolog.


Agreed.  I have zero desire to read the article, but I clicked this link strictly for the headline.
 
2018-03-08 10:02:33 AM  

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That's an exceedingly rough 44...


I don't think so. She doesn't have a particularly flattering expression on her face, but otherwise she looks fine.
 
2018-03-08 10:07:59 AM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: RJReves: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x942]


That's an exceedingly rough 44...

I don't think so. She doesn't have a particularly flattering expression on her face, but otherwise she looks fine.


I don't normally image-shame, but no. No she does not.

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2018-03-08 10:12:40 AM  
Can you imagine having a fathers as horrible as hers?
 
2018-03-08 10:22:00 AM  

raerae1980: Im not sure if i should feel bad for her.  Mental illness is a biatch, but she also comes across as a "privilaged" biatch.   I do feel bad for her kids, though.


Not sure if she has bipolar or another biological mental illness, but affluenza is not a legitimate problem.  Her father left her an enormous amount of money, she could stop working.  She can also afford (and probably has), a few nannies as well as a personal assistant to organize and arrange for the kids birthday parties, groceries, vacations, and property management.  She can also afford counseling (and has ample time), so what the fark is her problem?  I am sure her husband signed a pre-nup so she could also get a divorce.  Grow up lady.
 
2018-03-08 10:29:09 AM  

JolobinSmokin: Can you imagine having a fathers as horrible as hers?


I can imagine his millions.
 
2018-03-08 10:39:01 AM  

Northern: raerae1980: Im not sure if i should feel bad for her.  Mental illness is a biatch, but she also comes across as a "privilaged" biatch.   I do feel bad for her kids, though.

Not sure if she has bipolar or another biological mental illness, but affluenza is not a legitimate problem.  Her father left her an enormous amount of money, she could stop working.  She can also afford (and probably has), a few nannies as well as a personal assistant to organize and arrange for the kids birthday parties, groceries, vacations, and property management.  She can also afford counseling (and has ample time), so what the fark is her problem?  I am sure her husband signed a pre-nup so she could also get a divorce.  Grow up lady.


I may be remembering wrong, but I thought daddy cut her off from the family money over something or other and she was basically broke by Hollywood standards. Certainly not enough for multiple nannies and personal assistants.
 
2018-03-08 10:54:00 AM  

Northern: raerae1980: Im not sure if i should feel bad for her.  Mental illness is a biatch, but she also comes across as a "privilaged" biatch.   I do feel bad for her kids, though.

Not sure if she has bipolar or another biological mental illness, but affluenza is not a legitimate problem.  Her father left her an enormous amount of money, she could stop working.  She can also afford (and probably has), a few nannies as well as a personal assistant to organize and arrange for the kids birthday parties, groceries, vacations, and property management.  She can also afford counseling (and has ample time), so what the fark is her problem?  I am sure her husband signed a pre-nup so she could also get a divorce.  Grow up lady.


IANATSE* but didn't her father exclude her from his will?

/* - I am not a Tori Spelling expert
 
2018-03-08 10:56:30 AM  
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2018-03-08 11:04:00 AM  

Northern: Not sure if she has bipolar or another biological mental illness, but affluenza is not a legitimate problem.  Her father left her an enormous amount of money, she could stop working.


Aaron Spelling died with an estimate net worth of $500-million. Tori and her siblings each got only $800,000.  (While I would personally be thrilled with $800k, I say "only" because it's 0.2% of his estate). IIRC, he may have changed his will while suffering from Alzheimers and may have actually thought $800k was enough for her to retire.
 
2018-03-08 11:09:26 AM  
Her das left her less than a million dollars, which is nice, but certainly not enough for her to stop working and take care of 5 kids. Not enough for multiple nannies and a personal assistant. Plus I think she has blown through it all now. I expect that when you are raised with unlimited wealth and a lavish lifestyle, it is hard to suddenly switch to a life of careful money management, and I don't think she did so in time.
 
2018-03-08 11:10:03 AM  
'dad', sorry
 
2018-03-08 11:19:53 AM  

EatsCrayons: Northern: Not sure if she has bipolar or another biological mental illness, but affluenza is not a legitimate problem.  Her father left her an enormous amount of money, she could stop working.

Aaron Spelling died with an estimate net worth of $500-million. Tori and her siblings each got only $800,000.  (While I would personally be thrilled with $800k, I say "only" because it's 0.2% of his estate). IIRC, he may have changed his will while suffering from Alzheimers and may have actually thought $800k was enough for her to retire.


i also NATSPE but I always got the impression Tori's mother was the one who cut her off. I think they were feuding or cat-fighting over something at the time of Aaron's death.
 
2018-03-08 11:32:18 AM  

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Beat me to it
 
2018-03-08 11:37:42 AM  
As an actress she never had a modicum of talent and by the time she actually appeared on screen she was the result of plastic surgery.

I get that her Dad was an incredibly successful writer and in the business and you want your kids to do well and be happy and if you can help them along the way then sure, you do what you can.

But there gets to a point where you just have to say "What you want isn't going to happen and it's nothing to do with the business or the job or anything other than who you are and what you do."

And there's nothing wrong with stepping back and agreeing to manage the estate.  Nothing wrong with working to set up a charitable org than you can pull a paycheck from.  Nothing wrong with using the hard work of your parents to do something good and make something better.

This is just someone that has never been told "No" in their lives making a sad decline into tragedy.
 
2018-03-08 11:48:22 AM  
Being Aaron spelling's daughter has to be a very unique experience. Having to fight your mother for inheritance has to be humiliating. Not knowing who is trying to be your friend for the money or just because they like you has to be paranoia personified. Marrying a complete jackass with less acting talent than you has to be a daily reminder that you make poor decisions and your brood of children each a reminder that you almost got away until you got knocked up again. Knowing that he's dicking other women behind your back has to be the ultimate kick in the gut.

If it were me, I'd absolutely eat a bullet with a simole note: Mommy was tired, a permanent nap sounded amazing in the moment.
 
2018-03-08 11:57:18 AM  

Unikitty: Being Aaron spelling's daughter has to be a very unique experience. Having to fight your mother for inheritance has to be humiliating. Not knowing who is trying to be your friend for the money or just because they like you has to be paranoia personified. Marrying a complete jackass with less acting talent than you has to be a daily reminder that you make poor decisions and your brood of children each a reminder that you almost got away until you got knocked up again. Knowing that he's dicking other women behind your back has to be the ultimate kick in the gut.

If it were me, I'd absolutely eat a bullet with a simole note: Mommy was tired, a permanent nap sounded amazing in the moment.


He was pretty funny as the idiot Turnbull on Due South but perhaps he wasn't really acting. '
 
2018-03-08 12:02:15 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Unikitty: Being Aaron spelling's daughter has to be a very unique experience. Having to fight your mother for inheritance has to be humiliating. Not knowing who is trying to be your friend for the money or just because they like you has to be paranoia personified. Marrying a complete jackass with less acting talent than you has to be a daily reminder that you make poor decisions and your brood of children each a reminder that you almost got away until you got knocked up again. Knowing that he's dicking other women behind your back has to be the ultimate kick in the gut.

If it were me, I'd absolutely eat a bullet with a simole note: Mommy was tired, a permanent nap sounded amazing in the moment.

He was pretty funny as the idiot Turnbull on Due South but perhaps he wasn't really acting. '


I watched their reality show back in the day. He's quite needy as a person, his wants before the family...I meam we are talking aboutna guy that cheated on his pregnant wife with Tori. I think the ex-wife has four kids by him. He's a man-child and it has to be exhausting. It would be for even the saintliest person.
 
2018-03-08 12:08:26 PM  
Unikitty: I watched their reality show back in the day. He's quite needy as a person, his wants before the family...I meam we are talking aboutna guy that cheated on his pregnant wife with Tori. I think the ex-wife has four kids by him. He's a man-child and it has to be exhausting. It would be for even the saintliest person.

And that right there puzzles me: He has been on TV, in movies and the tabloids. None of that stuff are exactly secrets. HOW is he still finding women willing to sleep with him?

Crap- three comments in a Tori Spelling thread. I need to get out more.
 
2018-03-08 12:15:14 PM  

Mugato: JolobinSmokin: Can you imagine having a fathers as horrible as hers?

I can imagine his millions.


She can't.  Wasn't she written out of his will?

Can you imagine doing that to your child?

Even if I had a shiatty child, it would have to be like Danny ok Bloodline before I wrote them out of my will. They would literally have to kill one of my family member and then do everything in their power to screw up the family business before i could do something like that.

My great uncle just wrote his daughter out of his will, but he left her $1,000,000 and his two son split the rest.   She is a crazy drug addict.  I would at least do that for my crappy kid.

No way they would get nothing.
 
2018-03-08 12:42:36 PM  
Seen laughing nearby.
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The identify of this woman is now on the Canadian Citizenship test, just between the question about how long your hockey stick needs to be (warning, trick question - they don't specify if you are or aren't wearing skates) and whether it is actually Mr. Spock on the Canadian 5 dollar bill.
 
2018-03-08 12:51:59 PM  

ko_kyi: Rapping at my chamber door?


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2018-03-08 01:02:07 PM  
she is SO ugly, why does she keep breeding?
 
2018-03-08 01:21:04 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Unikitty: I watched their reality show back in the day. He's quite needy as a person, his wants before the family...I meam we are talking aboutna guy that cheated on his pregnant wife with Tori. I think the ex-wife has four kids by him. He's a man-child and it has to be exhausting. It would be for even the saintliest person.

And that right there puzzles me: He has been on TV, in movies and the tabloids. None of that stuff are exactly secrets. HOW is he still finding women willing to sleep with him?

Crap- three comments in a Tori Spelling thread. I need to get out more.


Oh man I laughed cause I thought the same thing when I admitted to watching that shiat.
 
2018-03-08 01:24:36 PM  

Rock Krenn: Seen laughing nearby.
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The identify of this woman is now on the Canadian Citizenship test, just between the question about how long your hockey stick needs to be (warning, trick question - they don't specify if you are or aren't wearing skates) and whether it is actually Mr. Spock on the Canadian 5 dollar bill.


What's Cooking!
(look up the This Hour has 22 Minutes parody of that show for a good laugh)

FTFA Article - Divorce is mentioned but friend say Tori would feel people thought of her as a failure if she divorced him.

Uh, didn't she leave husband # 1 to be with Dean McNotalent.
 
2018-03-08 02:51:11 PM  
Being wildly unattractive and untalented in the entertainment industry is bound to generate neuroses. Running out of money is a good way to provoke those monsters.
 
2018-03-08 02:54:11 PM  
They're low on cash so they're selling fake drama to celeb sites.
 
2018-03-08 03:26:53 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: EatsCrayons: Northern: Not sure if she has bipolar or another biological mental illness, but affluenza is not a legitimate problem.  Her father left her an enormous amount of money, she could stop working.

Aaron Spelling died with an estimate net worth of $500-million. Tori and her siblings each got only $800,000.  (While I would personally be thrilled with $800k, I say "only" because it's 0.2% of his estate). IIRC, he may have changed his will while suffering from Alzheimers and may have actually thought $800k was enough for her to retire.

i also NATSPE but I always got the impression Tori's mother was the one who cut her off. I think they were feuding or cat-fighting over something at the time of Aaron's death.


Yeah -- CSB -- My aunt finagled my late grandmother's estate to give her 94%, and her three siblings each got 2% because...drumroll...2% was the 'magic number' to prevent contesting the will or some shiat.  Sounds like Momma had her ducks in a row and made sure the kids got what they had to in order to prevent a lengthy court battle
 
2018-03-08 04:38:04 PM  
Get well soon Tori.

I sincerely loved your work in 90210 and Mother, May I Sleep With Danger? And the great thing about joking around on the interwebby all the time is I can blurt out my guilty pleasures and people think I'm kidding.
 
2018-03-08 04:42:53 PM  

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That's an exceedingly rough 44...


Divine has really let himself go.
 
2018-03-08 05:06:19 PM  

Skarekrough: As an actress she never had a modicum of talent and by the time she actually appeared on screen she was the result of plastic surgery.

I get that her Dad was an incredibly successful writer and in the business and you want your kids to do well and be happy and if you can help them along the way then sure, you do what you can.

But there gets to a point where you just have to say "What you want isn't going to happen and it's nothing to do with the business or the job or anything other than who you are and what you do."

And there's nothing wrong with stepping back and agreeing to manage the estate.  Nothing wrong with working to set up a charitable org than you can pull a paycheck from.  Nothing wrong with using the hard work of your parents to do something good and make something better.

This is just someone that has never been told "No" in their lives making a sad decline into tragedy.


So, what you're saying is that she's running for President?
 
2018-03-08 06:51:40 PM  

bababa: Her das left her less than a million dollars, which is nice, but certainly not enough for her to stop working and take care of 5 kids. Not enough for multiple nannies and a personal assistant. Plus I think she has blown through it all now. I expect that when you are raised with unlimited wealth and a lavish lifestyle, it is hard to suddenly switch to a life of careful money management, and I don't think she did so in time.


Fair enough.  It's too bad she (likely) blew through the inheritance and her 90210 acting money.  I am willing to bet she could live in a more modest location without a mortgage, and a few hundred thousand leftover.
 
2018-03-08 07:24:35 PM  
Did she marry the jackass before or after her daddy died?
 
2018-03-08 09:06:46 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: she is SO ugly, why does she keep breeding?


Same reason you do.
 
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