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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   It's one thing to run a fake 'scared straight' program where everyone thinks you're a cop but you're really not. But people are going to ask questions if you take it so seriously you keep dragging handcuffed kids into the courthouse   ( cleveland.com) divider line
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2018-03-08 12:35:42 AM  
So what did they do at the jail? It seems odd they wouldn't have arrested him the first time and nipped it in the bud.
 
2018-03-08 05:07:22 AM  
But why? Is this just how he gets his kicks?
 
2018-03-08 05:23:08 AM  
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2018-03-08 06:12:35 AM  
This guy is nuts.
 
2018-03-08 06:47:54 AM  
I want to make a joke about "scared straight" and prison wives, but I'm not that funny.
 
2018-03-08 07:00:16 AM  
This is beyond being a dumbass. Fark needs a "Jackass" tag.
 
2018-03-08 08:17:29 AM  

feckingmorons: So what did they do at the jail? It seems odd they wouldn't have arrested him the first time and nipped it in the bud.


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2018-03-08 08:20:44 AM  
Don't we have an "ironic" tag for articles like these?
 
2018-03-08 09:07:59 AM  
Almost six years in jail for one week of playing cop. Good choice, bro.

WTF was in his head?
 
2018-03-08 09:32:43 AM  

Tex570: I want to make a joke about "scared straight" and prison wives, but I'm not that funny.


Boondocks did it better already anyway.

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2018-03-08 09:45:57 AM  
So what constitutes a "real" program. Certified by the National Association of Scared Straight Badasses or what?

Sure, the guy is a fake cop and a real douche but his program?
 
2018-03-08 10:57:33 AM  
He's not charged with terroristic threats, so maybe he wasn't doing so good at scaring them.
 
2018-03-08 12:39:15 PM  
A scared straight?  You mean Mike Pence?
 
2018-03-08 02:41:34 PM  
Here's what I've always thought about those programs.  The point isn't to keep kids out of trouble.  The cops involved really really like brutalizing kids, so it's just an acceptable  excuse to do so.
 
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