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(AL.com)   Man jailed for biting an officer, reaching for his gun, and dressing like a genie   ( al.com) divider line
    More: Strange, Criminal law, Hoover police officer, Capt. Gregg Rector, Arrest, additional arrest warrants, Misdemeanor, Patrick Earl Trotman-El, Hoover City Jail  
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2018-03-08 01:17:35 AM  
That is brilliant!
 
2018-03-08 03:26:59 AM  
Patrick Earl Trotman-El

Not just a genie, a Kryptonian genie.
 
2018-03-08 07:26:43 AM  
He probably is wishing he never did this.
 
2018-03-08 07:29:02 AM  
"Bet it's in Huntsville" - yep
 
2018-03-08 07:57:43 AM  
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2018-03-08 08:09:23 AM  
Of course there was a Walmart involved.
 
2018-03-08 08:09:39 AM  
Very bad guy' jailed after reaching for gun, biting Hoover police officer

Sucks to be him.
 
2018-03-08 08:10:16 AM  
When does it get weird?
 
2018-03-08 08:11:20 AM  
Good find subby.  I LOL'd out loud.
 
2018-03-08 08:14:08 AM  
The driver, Rector said, was immediately uncooperative, exiting his vehicle and then re-entering and reaching for the center console. A physical altercation ensued when the officer realized the suspect was reaching for a handgun.

Luckiest black man still alive
 
2018-03-08 08:15:01 AM  
This I dream of Jeannie reboot is gonna suck balls, J J.
 
2018-03-08 08:15:45 AM  
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/without the backwoods accent, Shazzan
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// and you thought I was referring to the movie with Sinbad
 
2018-03-08 08:18:59 AM  
They probably rubbed him the wrong way.
 
2018-03-08 08:19:52 AM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: [terminclature.files.wordpress.com image 641x271]
/without the backwoods accent, Shazzan
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// and you thought I was referring to the movie with Sinbad


That movie does not exist.
 
2018-03-08 08:21:44 AM  
Cop should have said "Oh, how can such a large and very powerful Genie ever fit inside such a small bottle.  Before you destroy me, I plead with you.  Let me see this miracle with my very own eyes."  The genie being somewhat egotistical will oblige.

The cop then puts a cork in it and take the bottle to that warehouse where the Ark of the Covenant was stored.  Oh wait.  Wasn't that warehouse blown up in a nuclear test?  Or it was pretty close to a nuclear test.

Okay.  Take the bottle, put it in a box, put insufficient postage on it and send it to a non-existent address.  It will spend eternity in the Dead Letter Office in Atlanta Georgia.
 
2018-03-08 08:29:25 AM  
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Massa Nelson
 
2018-03-08 08:34:51 AM  
At least the other prisoners will have some entertainment.
 
2018-03-08 08:43:56 AM  
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2018-03-08 08:47:21 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: The driver, Rector said, was immediately uncooperative, exiting his vehicle and then re-entering and reaching for the center console. A physical altercation ensued when the officer realized the suspect was reaching for a handgun.

Luckiest black man still alive


That's what I thought.  When reading the headline, "Bet he's white."  I'm glad I was wrong and that, on rare occasion, black men can survive altercations with police.
 
2018-03-08 08:47:48 AM  

tedthebellhopp: When does it get weird?


When you see all the shiat he tried to do, look at the booking photo and realize the cop didn't shoot him 37 times.
 
2018-03-08 08:51:03 AM  

Tomahawk513: Harry Freakstorm: The driver, Rector said, was immediately uncooperative, exiting his vehicle and then re-entering and reaching for the center console. A physical altercation ensued when the officer realized the suspect was reaching for a handgun.

Luckiest black man still alive

That's what I thought.  When reading the headline, "Bet he's white."  I'm glad I was wrong and that, on rare occasion, black men can survive altercations with police.


The "I dream of Genie" headgear gave the cop conflicting signals to his lizard brain.
 
OOF
2018-03-08 08:53:43 AM  
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2018-03-08 08:54:04 AM  
An earthenware flask labeled "London Dry" was found at the scene.
 
2018-03-08 09:18:55 AM  
He was wearing nice suede shoes reportedly.
 
2018-03-08 09:30:16 AM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: [terminclature.files.wordpress.com image 641x271]
/without the backwoods accent, Shazzan
[bcdbimages.s3.amazonaws.com image 225x151]
// and you thought I was referring to the movie with Sinbad


Shazam!
Youtube 7g9W44mfju8
 
2018-03-08 09:58:37 AM  
This guy is:
A convicted, violent felon
In possession of a firearm
A probation violator
Willing to violently resist arrest
Willing to engage in battery on a cop

His bail is $33k? What the hell? He's a menace who ought to be locked up without bail at all.
 
2018-03-08 10:12:24 AM  
Alabama. Wal-Mart. Black dude. Muslim name. Violent felon. From Durr Ay-Tee-Ell. Gun. Civilian Intercession.

Holy SHIAT. This... This is a Reddit Butthurt Thread GOLDMINE! Who wants to go create (and derail) a thread?
 
2018-03-08 10:27:18 AM  
Kill my landlord...
cill my landlord
Youtube MEnmjDD_fTE
 
2018-03-08 10:29:41 AM  

kendelrio: Vlad_the_Inaner: [terminclature.files.wordpress.com image 641x271]
/without the backwoods accent, Shazzan
[bcdbimages.s3.amazonaws.com image 225x151]
// and you thought I was referring to the movie with Sinbad

That movie does not exist.


It use to.
 
2018-03-08 10:33:46 AM  

WhyKnot: kendelrio: Vlad_the_Inaner: [terminclature.files.wordpress.com image 641x271]
/without the backwoods accent, Shazzan
[bcdbimages.s3.amazonaws.com image 225x151]
// and you thought I was referring to the movie with Sinbad

That movie does not exist.

It use to.


It never did. You are a victim of the "Mandela Effect"
 
2018-03-08 11:26:46 AM  
I bit  the law and the law won
 
2018-03-08 11:54:53 AM  

kendelrio: WhyKnot: kendelrio: Vlad_the_Inaner: [terminclature.files.wordpress.com image 641x271]
/without the backwoods accent, Shazzan
[bcdbimages.s3.amazonaws.com image 225x151]
// and you thought I was referring to the movie with Sinbad

That movie does not exist.

It use to.

It never did. You are a victim of the "Mandela Effect"


I heard about it from an ad printed in my kid's Berenstein Bears magazine
 
2018-03-08 11:58:32 AM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: kendelrio: WhyKnot: kendelrio: Vlad_the_Inaner: [terminclature.files.wordpress.com image 641x271]
/without the backwoods accent, Shazzan
[bcdbimages.s3.amazonaws.com image 225x151]
// and you thought I was referring to the movie with Sinbad

That movie does not exist.

It use to.

It never did. You are a victim of the "Mandela Effect"

I heard about it from an ad printed in my kid's Berenstein Bears magazine


vlad I am your father
 
2018-03-08 12:06:05 PM  

kendelrio: WhyKnot: kendelrio: Vlad_the_Inaner: [terminclature.files.wordpress.com image 641x271]
/without the backwoods accent, Shazzan
[bcdbimages.s3.amazonaws.com image 225x151]
// and you thought I was referring to the movie with Sinbad

That movie does not exist.

It use to.

It never did. You are a victim of the "Mandela Effect"


Yeah right, that is exactly what someone from CERN would say.
 
2018-03-08 02:09:33 PM  

Tomahawk513: I'm glad I was wrong and that, on rare occasion, black men can survive altercations with police.


What's rare about this wasn't the black guy surviving, it was the black guy dressed like a genie. You'd have never heard of this incident otherwise.

And I'm ashamed of Fark today. A genie thread with many references to Jeannie and no pictures.

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2018-03-08 04:33:09 PM  
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