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(Vice)   U.shiats North Korea with sanctions over its assassination using VX nerve agent. That should do the trick   ( news.vice.com) divider line
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2018-03-07 11:51:18 PM  
Oh spectacular headline fail. My kingdom for an extra spacebar stroke
 
2018-03-07 11:54:45 PM  
Awesome.
 
2018-03-08 01:02:57 AM  
Yeah! Vote this one up! hahaha
 
2018-03-08 01:30:04 AM  
Guess things are getting a biatchippy between the US and Best Korea

/my favorite filter
 
2018-03-08 01:43:23 AM  

JohnnyApocalypse: Oh spectacular headline fail. My kingdom for an extra spacebar stroke


Yeah. It should be Best Korea.
 
2018-03-08 01:44:52 AM  
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shiats

is the name of my Two Live Crew tribute band.
 
2018-03-08 01:50:55 AM  
At this point what's left to sanction??


Yet the timing of Wednesday's announcement appears odd. The State Department said it concluded on Feb. 22 that North Korea was responsible for the attack, yet the announcement came only hours after South Korea revealed Kim Jong Un was open to talks with the U.S. about relinquishing its nuclear arsenal.

It's almost like Donnie doesn't want to negotiate.
 
2018-03-08 01:56:22 AM  

JohnnyApocalypse: Oh spectacular headline fail. My kingdom for an extra spacebar stroke


Got news for you: the filter gives zero farks about spaces for US hits.  You need another punctuation or letter.  USA USA USA!
 
2018-03-08 01:57:06 AM  

fusillade762: At this point what's left to sanction??


Yet the timing of Wednesday's announcement appears odd. The State Department said it concluded on Feb. 22 that North Korea was responsible for the attack, yet the announcement came only hours after South Korea revealed Kim Jong Un was open to talks with the U.S. about relinquishing its nuclear arsenal.

It's almost like Donnie doesn't want to negotiate.


Why would he want to do something he is so bad at?
 
2018-03-08 02:10:59 AM  
Damn you, Fark!
 
2018-03-08 02:13:57 AM  

Iamos: /my favorite filter


That used to be my favorite coontil I saw a better one).
 
2018-03-08 02:53:35 AM  

JohnnyApocalypse: Oh spectacular headline fail. My kingdom for an extra spacebar stroke


It really is a filterartwork

/it belongs in a museum
 
2018-03-08 05:32:58 AM  
U shiats sounds like an SNL laxative commercial.
 
2018-03-08 06:21:54 AM  
The shiat hit the fan, huh?
 
2018-03-08 07:06:38 AM  
Heh
 
2018-03-08 07:16:04 AM  
Great headline.  Somebody alert the Boobiesmaster general Benjamin Franklin.
 
2018-03-08 07:51:37 AM  

bobtheme: U shiats sounds like an SNL laxative commercial.


Or a University of Miami Novovirus outbreak.
 
2018-03-08 08:25:16 AM  
Can we get a Chipotle tag?
 
2018-03-08 08:26:18 AM  

bobtheme: U shiats sounds like an SNL laxative commercial.


Nah.  Ushiats is what happens after an UFIA.
 
2018-03-08 08:28:36 AM  
And yet, Trump still refuses to enforce the sanctions on Russia. Furthermore, despite passing the sanctions with an overwhelming, veto-proof majority, the Congressional GOP has done precisely jack shiat in response.
 
2018-03-08 08:30:24 AM  
That stinks
 
2018-03-08 08:33:39 AM  
Headline: intentional or happy accident?
 
2018-03-08 08:34:44 AM  
What the hell is with the headline in the article? Why are there a bunch of little circular photos of who I assume are the brother of KJU who was murdered? Did a teenage girl design that?
 
2018-03-08 08:36:14 AM  
Sounds like a good nickname for Trump tweets to me.

Oh look, Trump just Ushiats all over our allies again.

or

Trump just Ushiats himself on trade.
 
2018-03-08 08:36:58 AM  

LordJiro: And yet, Trump still refuses to enforce the sanctions on Russia. Furthermore, despite passing the sanctions with an overwhelming, veto-proof majority, the Congressional GOP has done precisely jack shiat in response.


Pooty poot is Trump's butt buddy, and Paul Ryan gets upset when Congresspeople disagree with his führer Trump.
 
2018-03-08 08:44:12 AM  

fusillade762: At this point what's left to sanction??


Yet the timing of Wednesday's announcement appears odd. The State Department said it concluded on Feb. 22 that North Korea was responsible for the attack, yet the announcement came only hours after South Korea revealed Kim Jong Un was open to talks with the U.S. about relinquishing its nuclear arsenal.

It's almost like Donnie doesn't want to negotiate.


Re Odd timing.
Tell it to Sergei Skripal.
//Russians recent assassination attempt on UK soil.
 
2018-03-08 08:48:19 AM  
Boobies
 
2018-03-08 08:49:26 AM  
Welp, Bulls hit still works.
 
2018-03-08 08:49:49 AM  
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2018-03-08 08:52:22 AM  
Serves them right. They're supposed to use Polonium like our Russian overlords.
 
2018-03-08 08:52:49 AM  
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2018-03-08 08:53:45 AM  

LesserEvil: Welp, Bulls hit still works.


This also explains why back doors in cryptology will never work.
 
2018-03-08 09:03:04 AM  
Gotta love profanity filters that ignore spaces.   This is probably the regex for that filter:
/s *h *i *t/i
 
2018-03-08 09:09:07 AM  
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2018-03-08 09:09:09 AM  

J_Kushner: fusillade762: At this point what's left to sanction??


Yet the timing of Wednesday's announcement appears odd. The State Department said it concluded on Feb. 22 that North Korea was responsible for the attack, yet the announcement came only hours after South Korea revealed Kim Jong Un was open to talks with the U.S. about relinquishing its nuclear arsenal.

It's almost like Donnie doesn't want to negotiate.

Re Odd timing.
Tell it to Sergei Skripal.
//Russians recent assassination attempt on UK soil.


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2018-03-08 09:11:21 AM  

minorshan: bobtheme: U shiats sounds like an SNL laxative commercial.

Nah.  Ushiats is what happens after an UFIA.


Principal caught U.shiats or i have a UFIA.
 
2018-03-08 09:18:39 AM  

Col. Gathers: What the hell is with the headline in the article? Why are there a bunch of little circular photos of who I assume are the brother of KJU who was murdered? Did a teenage girl design that?


Forget it, Jake. It's Vice.
 
2018-03-08 09:23:33 AM  
Please follow proper decorum. The term is "The United Poops of America".

These colors runs.
 
2018-03-08 09:25:08 AM  
I'm dying at the headline. LMAO!
 
2018-03-08 09:26:12 AM  
Good to know we're willing to step forward and stop any progress towards peace.
 
2018-03-08 09:30:51 AM  
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2018-03-08 09:31:30 AM  
Is this the same US which made numerous attempts to assassinate Fidel Castro?
 
2018-03-08 09:47:09 AM  
I will not be Nubiandly with my praise for this headline.
 
2018-03-08 09:51:25 AM  
fark shiat stack
 
2018-03-08 09:55:33 AM  
No U!
 
2018-03-08 10:01:19 AM  
This was definitely the work of an attractive and successful submitter.
 
2018-03-08 10:04:29 AM  

JohnnyApocalypse: Oh spectacular headline fail. My kingdom for an extra spacebar stroke


hhrm
 
2018-03-08 10:05:39 AM  
Filterpownd in de Foobies
 
2018-03-08 10:07:32 AM  

orbister: Is this the same US which made numerous attempts to assassinate Fidel Castro?


Yes, but he was a dirty communist, so it's different ... or something.
 
2018-03-08 10:09:15 AM  

fusillade762: At this point what's left to sanction??


Yet the timing of Wednesday's announcement appears odd. The State Department said it concluded on Feb. 22 that North Korea was responsible for the attack, yet the announcement came only hours after South Korea revealed Kim Jong Un was open to talks with the U.S. about relinquishing its nuclear arsenal.

It's almost like Donnie doesn't want to negotiate.


Donnie doesn't know how to negotiate.  He's a bully.  How about some movement on the recent assassination attempts by the Putinski regime.
 
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