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(Think Progress)   Like a teenager whose mom just checked his browser history, Fox News is desperate to avoid talking about a porn star   ( thinkprogress.org) divider line
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2018-03-07 10:05:11 PM  
No one cares about his "alleged affair" as no one wants the details, much like how no one wants to see (assumingly tiny) sausage being made. I'm more interested in possible campaign finance law violations.
 
2018-03-07 10:12:15 PM  
Change the topic to Monica Lewinsky

*flicks lighter*

PLAY BENGHAZI!
 
2018-03-07 10:14:59 PM  
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2018-03-07 10:29:51 PM  
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2018-03-07 10:30:43 PM  
 
2018-03-07 10:33:12 PM  
"Watchdog groups have raised concerns that the hush money payment to Daniels may have violated campaign finance laws."

All this time, I thought all campaign finance money was given to whores, go figure.
 
2018-03-07 10:34:44 PM  
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2018-03-07 10:35:52 PM  

Wadded Beef: No one cares about his "alleged affair" as no one wants the details, much like how no one wants to see (assumingly tiny) sausage being made. I'm more interested in possible campaign finance law violations.


We can multitask.

First time I've seen the porn star, btw. Those bolt-ons are gross. I'd expect nothing else.
 
2018-03-07 10:41:01 PM  
They're afraid to alienate Trump himself and have him go on a tirade about how they've betrayed him and they're just more Fake News

/Fake Newds?
 
2018-03-07 10:53:53 PM  
One diversion you may or may not see on Fox: how good can this woman's judgment be if she had sex with Donald Trump on purpose?
 
2018-03-07 11:01:25 PM  

SurfaceTension: One diversion you may or may not see on Fox: how good can this woman's judgment be if she had sex with Donald Trump on purpose?


Not just sex. Unprotected sex.
 
2018-03-07 11:09:10 PM  
President sued by a pron star? Big deal. Happens every day. Nothing to see here. Oh look at the illegal immigrants!
 
2018-03-07 11:10:22 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: SurfaceTension: One diversion you may or may not see on Fox: how good can this woman's judgment be if she had sex with Donald Trump on purpose?

Not just sex. Unprotected sex.


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2018-03-07 11:51:42 PM  
I know the buzz is "so what?" given all the other women who have accused him, and his previous public extramarital affairs, but he has publicly denied this one, and there are those who have said they believe his denials. It won't convert any real Trump fans but it does make them a bit more sheepish about defending him. And it really does add up towards a tipping point.

Funny thing is that the tipping point is probably when he admits to it because then he'll look weak to his fans.
 
2018-03-07 11:56:16 PM  

Mugato: First time I've seen the porn star, btw. Those bolt-ons are gross. I'd expect nothing else.


This is a dude who puts ketchup  on a well-done steak. Of course his tastes run to Utterly Generic Fake Boobed Bimbo.
 
2018-03-08 12:11:07 AM  

Sgt Otter: Mugato: First time I've seen the porn star, btw. Those bolt-ons are gross. I'd expect nothing else.

This is a dude who puts ketchup  on a well-done steak. Of course his tastes run to Utterly Generic Fake Boobed Bimbo.


Unlike those plain, wholesome, hearty, midwestern prairie women he married.
 
2018-03-08 12:11:41 AM  

Sgt Otter: Mugato: First time I've seen the porn star, btw. Those bolt-ons are gross. I'd expect nothing else.

This is a dude who puts ketchup  on a well-done steak. Of course his tastes run to Utterly Generic Fake Boobed Bimbo.


....who bears more than a passing resemblance to his daughter.
 
2018-03-08 12:17:23 AM  

Carter Pewterschmidt: [img.fark.net image 693x720]


Hhhmmm...I'm questioning the validity here. The baroque period ended prior to the stated date of the work. In addition, contrary to popular belief, there were actually very few of the baroque works that featured Horatio Sanz.
 
2018-03-08 12:20:19 AM  
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't they also basically bypass reporting on the madcap misadventures of Sam Nunberg also?
 
2018-03-08 12:41:08 AM  
I don't care about the sex so much. I'm more amused by the ineffectual flailing attempts to cover it up.
 
2018-03-08 12:45:39 AM  
It's not the sex, it's the hypocrisy. It's also the sex. And the campaign fraud.
 
2018-03-08 12:48:27 AM  
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2018-03-08 12:48:41 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: It's not the sex, it's the hypocrisy. It's also the sex. And the campaign fraud.


Little from column A, a little from column B
 
2018-03-08 12:49:21 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: SurfaceTension: One diversion you may or may not see on Fox: how good can this woman's judgment be if she had sex with Donald Trump on purpose?

Not just sex. Unprotected sex.


So much for that whole "I'm a germaphobe" thing.

Mcdonald's And Gonorrhea Always
 
2018-03-08 12:49:38 AM  

fusillade762: Change the topic to Monica Lewinsky

*flicks lighter*

PLAY BENGHAZI!


Like I said in another thread, any time these chucklefarks want to try to make themselves look good (by trying to lift themselves up or put others down) they seem to have to go back decades: Bill Clinton, Japanese internment, Abraham Lincoln....
 
2018-03-08 12:51:29 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: It's not the sex, it's the hypocrisy. It's also the sex. And the campaign fraud.


on this, it is only the hypocrisy that I care about, just coming from the Republicans. I expected nothing less from Trump. Trump has way too many other things for me to even give a shiat about this.
 
2018-03-08 12:51:39 AM  
Trump's election, in part, was the culmination of a twenty five year long temper tantrum about how the Clintons treated women. I don't have a problem with the objections on their face, I have a problem with how this sh*tstain of a human being was their solution.
 
2018-03-08 12:54:48 AM  
A distraction using how awesome a trade war would be for the economy?  Yeah you guys run with that...
 
2018-03-08 12:55:08 AM  
As disgusting as it would be, she really should release Trump's dick pics that she has. Republicans will overlook every treasonous thing Trump has done. But if they are forced to see Trump's penis, that would be the one and only thing that would disgust them enough about that man to demand his resignation.
 
2018-03-08 12:57:37 AM  

Kevin72: As disgusting as it would be, she really should release Trump's dick pics that she has. Republicans will overlook every treasonous thing Trump has done. But if they are forced to see Trump's penis, that would be the one and only thing that would disgust them enough about that man to demand his resignation.


The rebuttal from the White House...

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2018-03-08 01:00:22 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: SurfaceTension: One diversion you may or may not see on Fox: how good can this woman's judgment be if she had sex with Donald Trump on purpose?

Not just sex. Unprotected sex.


Lordy, I hope there's a kid hidden somewhere!
 
2018-03-08 01:02:16 AM  

RJReves: Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't they also basically bypass reporting on the madcap misadventures of Sam Nunberg also?


Faux News has turned into state media.  The only people I take seriously on that network are Shep Smith and Chris Wallace.  They need to be put on real networks.
 
2018-03-08 01:03:14 AM  

Kevin72: As disgusting as it would be, she really should release Trump's dick pics that she has. Republicans will overlook every treasonous thing Trump has done. But if they are forced to see Trump's penis, that would be the one and only thing that would disgust them enough about that man to demand his resignation.


A legal analyst said earlier today that a deposition on this matter would be the end of this Presidency.

I say that any of the weekly scandals (on average) should have ended anyone else's Presidency. Literally nothing will stop him. Not every staring at an eclipse with no protection didn't damage his eyes. It's truly remarkable to see someone live a life without an adverse consequence.
 
2018-03-08 01:06:37 AM  
Remember how unpresidential it was for Obama to go on the Tonight Show?

Also, Fox should be scared that if they air footage of Stormy Daniels talking, their mostly senile audience will assume she's an anchor and accidentally believe every word she says.
 
2018-03-08 01:06:48 AM  

KiwDaWabbit: Trump's election, in part, was the culmination of a twenty five year long temper tantrum about how the Clintons treated women. I don't have a problem with the objections on their face, I have a problem with how this sh*tstain of a human being was their solution.


A twenty five year tantrum because Bill Clinton beat Bush the Greater, you meant.
 
2018-03-08 01:08:41 AM  

impaler: Remember how unpresidential it was for Obama to go on the Tonight Show?

Also, Fox should be scared that if they air footage of Stormy Daniels talking, their mostly senile audience will assume she's an anchor and accidentally believe every word she says.


Sure she's blonde, but it's kind of mean to compare her to the whores at FOX News.
 
2018-03-08 01:09:33 AM  

Jumbled: KiwDaWabbit: Trump's election, in part, was the culmination of a twenty five year long temper tantrum about how the Clintons treated women. I don't have a problem with the objections on their face, I have a problem with how this sh*tstain of a human being was their solution.

A twenty five year tantrum because Bill Clinton beat Bush the Greater, you meant.


In fairness, I did say "in part".
 
2018-03-08 01:13:47 AM  
Soon.....
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2018-03-08 01:44:33 AM  
Being steady with a goomar (thanks to the guy who corrected me) is a valid position preferable to random whores. I personally think paying a certified clean cum-bank to be your toy while the wifey is pregnant and nursing is a privilege the rich both afford and deserve.
 
2018-03-08 01:45:05 AM  
Interesting how through all of this Stormy Daniels crap, not a single person has questioned Melanoma about the other whore Trump was f**king.  It's almost as though Republicans only protect their whores and hate any woman with a brain and a career.   It's almost as if all Republicans are little spineless worms who are afraid of women or just hate them outright.

All Republicans want women to be their slaves.  Just look how they treat them.  I guess ALL Republican women want themselves to be slaves.  That's fine by me, cuz they are generally porkers who need some exercise doing real work.

Yes, I do have a low opinion of people who allow vermin like conservatives to treat them like s**t.
Please, conservative women, ask your master if you can respond to me calling you a slave, then shut your pie-hole, because a man is writing this.

Hey look, I'm channeling my inner Republican.
 
2018-03-08 01:46:40 AM  
Never forget, this is the man the Evangelicals considered the "moral" candidate
 
2018-03-08 01:57:39 AM  

whither_apophis: Never forget, this is the man the Evangelicals considered the "moral" candidate


[Citation needed]
 
2018-03-08 02:06:46 AM  

rosebud_the_sled: Interesting how through all of this Stormy Daniels crap, not a single person has questioned Melanoma about the other whore Trump was f**king.  It's almost as though Republicans only protect their whores and hate any woman with a brain and a career.   It's almost as if all Republicans are little spineless worms who are afraid of women or just hate them outright.

All Republicans want women to be their slaves.  Just look how they treat them.  I guess ALL Republican women want themselves to be slaves.  That's fine by me, cuz they are generally porkers who need some exercise doing real work.

Yes, I do have a low opinion of people who allow vermin like conservatives to treat them like s**t.
Please, conservative women, ask your master if you can respond to me calling you a slave, then shut your pie-hole, because a man is writing this.

Hey look, I'm channeling my inner Republican.


So getting down to brass tacks, is a BJ in the works or what?
 
2018-03-08 02:10:56 AM  

Alien Robot: whither_apophis: Never forget, this is the man the Evangelicals considered the "moral" candidate

[Citation needed]

Exit polls show white evangelical voters voted in high numbers for Donald Trump, 80-16 percent, according to exit poll results. That's the most they have voted for a Republican presidential candidate since 2004, when they overwhelmingly chose President George W. Bush by a margin of 78-21 percent

 
2018-03-08 02:25:32 AM  

Alien Robot: whither_apophis: Never forget, this is the man the Evangelicals considered the "moral" candidate

[Citation needed]


"So he said 'I like to make b-holes shiny. I don't care how', Donald Trump's entire face is shiny in the eyes of The Lord" --Franklin Graham

source

You owe me five dollars
 
2018-03-08 02:54:26 AM  
From the NDA she sight with not DJT? It prohibits release of a list of all kinds of private information about him, including "paternity information". WTF.

She's had his kid?
He admitted to her he's got illegitimate kids?
He admitted to her one of his kids is not really one of his kids? Ivanka? Maybe that's why he wants to bang her.
He's is illegitimate, the milkman's kid?
 
2018-03-08 02:58:51 AM  

propasaurus: Sgt Otter: Mugato: First time I've seen the porn star, btw. Those bolt-ons are gross. I'd expect nothing else.

This is a dude who puts ketchup  on a well-done steak. Of course his tastes run to Utterly Generic Fake Boobed Bimbo.

Unlike those plain, wholesome, hearty, midwestern prairie women he married.


Prairie, tundra, to-may-to, to-mah-to.
 
2018-03-08 04:37:03 AM  

stan unusual: Soon.....
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2018-03-08 04:45:14 AM  
"But, Clinton got a BJ. This is totally like that. But that was worse. Because Trump is rich and this is to be expected. We'll have an expert on to prove it."
 
2018-03-08 05:32:18 AM  

bluorangefyre: AdmirableSnackbar: SurfaceTension: One diversion you may or may not see on Fox: how good can this woman's judgment be if she had sex with Donald Trump on purpose?

Not just sex. Unprotected sex.

Lordy, I hope there's a kid hidden somewhere!


I think an abortion is more likely.
 
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