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2018-03-07 07:37:11 PM  
Why the hell not?

It's not like anyone would be able to tell.
 
2018-03-07 07:41:16 PM  
Sad!
 
2018-03-07 07:43:09 PM  
Recreation, and Historic Preservation ran into trouble when it both had issues raising funds and discovered asbestos in at least one building on the property.


That's a feature, not a bug.
 
2018-03-07 07:52:35 PM  
So much better than Obama Park... Melania likes it so much better, trust me
 
2018-03-07 09:15:56 PM  

HedlessChickn: Why the hell not?

It's not like anyone would be able to tell.


Some of us drop our kids off at the pool.
 
2018-03-07 09:19:19 PM  

djkutch: HedlessChickn: Why the hell not?

It's not like anyone would be able to tell.

Some of us drop our kids off at the pool.


My ool has no p in it.
 
2018-03-07 10:04:19 PM  
An annual budget of $2,500, or .019 Stormy Daniels.
 
2018-03-07 10:11:38 PM  

redoctober65: So much better than Obama Park... Melania likes it so much better, trust me


Could you imagine if Obama was able to seduce Ivanka. Trump would lose his shiat like never before. Get a photo, better yet a video...  The Cheeto Bandito would go all scanners on us.
 
2018-03-07 10:20:36 PM  
mostly abandoned and entirely uncared for

Kinda like Trump himself.
 
2018-03-07 10:28:32 PM  

doglover: redoctober65: So much better than Obama Park... Melania likes it so much better, trust me

Could you imagine if Obama was able to seduce Ivanka. Trump would lose his shiat like never before. Get a photo, better yet a video...  The Cheeto Bandito would go all scanners on us.


Only after he got done fapping to it, of course.
 
2018-03-07 10:42:09 PM  

HedlessChickn: doglover: redoctober65: So much better than Obama Park... Melania likes it so much better, trust me

Could you imagine if Obama was able to seduce Ivanka. Trump would lose his shiat like never before. Get a photo, better yet a video...  The Cheeto Bandito would go all scanners on us.

Only after he got done fapping to it, of course.


The Fap Heard Round the World
 
2018-03-07 11:03:07 PM  
Is it built on a drained swamp?
 
2018-03-07 11:23:32 PM  
Is posting here thread-shiatting if the thread shiats itself on submission?
 
2018-03-07 11:28:49 PM  

doglover: redoctober65: So much better than Obama Park... Melania likes it so much better, trust me

Could you imagine if Obama was able to seduce Ivanka. Trump would lose his shiat like never before. Get a photo, better yet a video...  The Cheeto Bandito would go all scanners on us.


Where is this coming from?  Obama wouldn't do that.  He's a devoted husband and father.  He's married to his first wife and he's never taken a picture with Sasha on his lap in front of a statue of two parrots f*cking.
 
2018-03-07 11:33:01 PM  
Try and stop me.
 
2018-03-07 11:33:40 PM  

HedlessChickn: Why the hell not?

It's not like anyone would be able to tell.


Looks like Trump already did. A shiathole, so to speak.
 
2018-03-07 11:34:49 PM  

doglover: redoctober65: So much better than Obama Park... Melania likes it so much better, trust me

Could you imagine if Obama was able to seduce Ivanka. Trump would lose his shiat like never before. Get a photo, better yet a video...  The Cheeto Bandito would go all scanners on us.


The more plausible storyline would be Ivanka keeping photos and mementos of Obama in a scrapbook that she breaks out with her Hitachi when Jared and Daddy are in the other room.
 
2018-03-07 11:34:53 PM  
Much like having to pee when you hear the sound of running water, when you read the name Donald Trump, poop comes out.

It is what it is.
 
2018-03-07 11:35:30 PM  

foo monkey: doglover: redoctober65: So much better than Obama Park... Melania likes it so much better, trust me

Could you imagine if Obama was able to seduce Ivanka. Trump would lose his shiat like never before. Get a photo, better yet a video...  The Cheeto Bandito would go all scanners on us.

Where is this coming from?  Obama wouldn't do that.  He's a devoted husband and father.  He's married to his first wife and he's never taken a picture with Sasha on his lap in front of a statue of two parrots f*cking.


He swore an oath to defend America and the Constitution. Being out of the office is not a release from that oath.

 If giving Ivanka Trump some quality Obamacare on video would save America, he would do it. He's good people.
 
2018-03-07 11:37:33 PM  
This doesn't seem to be on him unless he promised to fund and maintain the park in perpetuity and if that was the case they would have mentioned it.
 
2018-03-07 11:37:48 PM  
Behold the stunning vista at Donald J. Trump State Park. For a mere $49.99 you can take home a cup of genuine Donald J. Trump State Park mud.

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2018-03-07 11:39:07 PM  
Pooping in the pool is frowned upon, but pee all you like.
 
2018-03-07 11:41:38 PM  
The Sidam touch.
 
2018-03-07 11:42:41 PM  
The Muellerman - The President Show
Youtube p63F_jmyFNk
 
2018-03-07 11:43:40 PM  

redoctober65: So much better than Obama Park... Melania likes it so much better, trust me


You know, some women actually prefer the smaller parks.
.
 
2018-03-07 11:46:29 PM  
I think I played that map in Left 4 Dead 2
 
2018-03-07 11:51:30 PM  
So he bought it intending to make another golf course in the 90's.  It didnt work out so he gave it to NY State in the aughts who havent done shiat with it since 2010. Meh, not outraged.
 
2018-03-07 11:54:08 PM  

HedlessChickn: Why the hell not?

It's not like anyone would be able to tell.


Because you'll get buttworms. The bad kind.
 
2018-03-07 11:56:55 PM  
His name is on the property, he wrote off $100 million dollars when his business venture failed, he claims to be worth $10 billion dollars - and yet the cheap POS couldn't even setup a trust to keep the property in decent shape with an annual upkeep budget of $2,500.  That pretty much sums up his character.
 
2018-03-07 11:57:58 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: So he bought it intending to make another golf course in the 90's.  It didnt work out so he gave it to NY State in the aughts who havent done shiat with it since 2010. Meh, not outraged.


There's a difference between 'outrage' and 'mockery'. This thread falls into the latter category.
 
2018-03-07 11:58:28 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: So he bought it intending to make another golf course in the 90's.  It didnt work out so he gave it to NY State in the aughts who havent done shiat with it since 2010. Meh, not outraged.


Nice $100 million tax write-off.
 
2018-03-07 11:58:40 PM  

doglover: redoctober65: So much better than Obama Park... Melania likes it so much better, trust me

Could you imagine if Obama was able to seduce Ivanka. Trump would lose his shiat like never before. Get a photo, better yet a video...  The Cheeto Bandito would go all scanners on us.


WTF are you talking about. Obama is a man of character. He'd never do anything like this.
 
2018-03-08 12:00:19 AM  
That's not a bad MadLib: "Welcome to Donald J. Trump State Park. Please don't ______ in the ______.
 
2018-03-08 12:05:00 AM  
Hey everyone! Welcome to 2/28/2017 when this story was put on the internet. Pretty sure I saw it here a year ago.
 
2018-03-08 12:06:43 AM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: doglover: redoctober65: So much better than Obama Park... Melania likes it so much better, trust me

Could you imagine if Obama was able to seduce Ivanka. Trump would lose his shiat like never before. Get a photo, better yet a video...  The Cheeto Bandito would go all scanners on us.

WTF are you talking about. Obama is a man of character. He'd never do anything like this.


Of course he would not want to. But with Deep Fake and Deep Voice, we only need to convince 45 he might want to. Then it's all rendering.
 
2018-03-08 12:18:55 AM  

doglover: foo monkey: doglover: redoctober65: So much better than Obama Park... Melania likes it so much better, trust me

Could you imagine if Obama was able to seduce Ivanka. Trump would lose his shiat like never before. Get a photo, better yet a video...  The Cheeto Bandito would go all scanners on us.

Where is this coming from?  Obama wouldn't do that.  He's a devoted husband and father.  He's married to his first wife and he's never taken a picture with Sasha on his lap in front of a statue of two parrots f*cking.

He swore an oath to defend America and the Constitution. Being out of the office is not a release from that oath.

 If giving Ivanka Trump some quality Obamacare on video would save America, he would do it. He's good people.


Bless your heart. You are trying so hard tonight.

You seem out of character. You're better than this. Drink some water. Get some sleep. Regroup and come back tomorrow.
 
2018-03-08 12:31:24 AM  
This is how great America will be when he's done.
 
2018-03-08 12:35:17 AM  

scottydoesntknow: An annual budget of $2,500, or .019 Stormy Daniels.


Or 3.65 decamoochs to be precise.
 
2018-03-08 12:38:56 AM  
Donald J. Trump park has a lovely ring to it
 
2018-03-08 12:40:26 AM  

doglover: HedlessChickn: doglover: redoctober65: So much better than Obama Park... Melania likes it so much better, trust me

Could you imagine if Obama was able to seduce Ivanka. Trump would lose his shiat like never before. Get a photo, better yet a video...  The Cheeto Bandito would go all scanners on us.

Only after he got done fapping to it, of course.

The Fap Heard Round the World


Wow. Beautiful prose. Funnied.
 
2018-03-08 01:01:23 AM  

Igor Jakovsky: So he bought it intending to make another golf course in the 90's.  It didnt work out so he gave it to NY State in the aughts who havent done shiat with it since 2010. Meh, not outraged.


Nobody else is outraged either.
Where did you think they were?
 
2018-03-08 01:04:01 AM  
Donald Trump's Dorian Gray in the attic...for the 63 million very, very stupid people that voted for him.
 
2018-03-08 02:20:09 AM  
Future Home of the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library- One book "The Wit and Wisdom of El Presidente". available in toilet paperback.
 
2018-03-08 02:23:59 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: That's not a bad MadLib: "Welcome to Donald J. Trump State Park. Please don't ______ in the ______.


Or a "Match Game" question: "Debra said, 'My visit to Donald Trump State Park was a huge disappointment. The grounds were OK, but the main lodge was full of [BLANK].'"
 
2018-03-08 02:38:07 AM  

philodough: Donald Trump's Dorian Gray in the attic...for the 63 million very, very stupid people that voted for him.

stolen joke: somewhere in an attic, there's a painting of him getting younger.
sorry I don't have the source.
 
2018-03-08 03:35:39 AM  
Well, he's pretty damn ugly in the outside too.
 
2018-03-08 05:27:29 AM  
Amusing, but I think it's hardly the first park that ever got forgotten over the years.  If you look at the park on Google Maps, you'll see it's basically just forest, including some recently cleared areas, and some trails.  I'm guessing the cleared areas used to be farms.  I'm not sure where the buildings she photographed are.  Assuming this isn't shennanigans, I'd guess they're in the very southwest part of the park, but I can't see them on the maps.  There is one thing that looks like it might be the tennis court, but I can't see the buildings or the pool she photographed at all.
 
2018-03-08 08:08:24 AM  
What a shiathole.
 
2018-03-08 08:15:16 AM  
I do so love perfect metaphors.
 
2018-03-08 08:32:28 AM  

lakrfool: What a shiathole.


It's the perfect embodiment of everything Trumpian.
 
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