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(Huffington Post)   Former trump attorney said Stormy's NDA was invalid on Fox & Friends, segment was cut short and it appeared as if some of the life was sucked out of the room when he said this, with video goodness   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
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2018-03-07 07:50:19 PM  
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2018-03-07 09:20:26 PM  
TFA: Daniels' attorney, Michael Avenatti, denied that claim to New York Times reporter Jim Rutenberg, saying, "Yeah, and he also won the popular vote."

The porn star has a better lawyer than the president. This is such a weird timeline.
 
2018-03-07 09:46:59 PM  
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IANAL, but how do you get away with using aliases on a legal document?
 
2018-03-07 09:49:53 PM  

Lurky McLurkerton: [img.fark.net image 424x294]


I made that!!! I'm like famous or some shiat.
 
2018-03-07 09:59:14 PM  
Fox and Friends, the entire network except for Sam and Juan, need to be tried for Treason.

The farking lies and propaganda they spew to farking destroy this country is farking beyond evil.

Murdoch and Putin partnered up on this shiat.

Sewing discourse and seeding the hate.
 
2018-03-07 09:59:53 PM  

STDMan69: Lurky McLurkerton: [img.fark.net image 424x294]

I made that!!! I'm like famous or some shiat.


What, you're a glazier?
 
2018-03-07 10:02:32 PM  
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I like how the "f" is lowercase in fox & friends. Good job, subby. Also, Trump is fat.
 
2018-03-07 10:03:56 PM  

davidphogan: TFA: Daniels' attorney, Michael Avenatti, denied that claim to New York Times reporter Jim Rutenberg, saying, "Yeah, and he also won the popular vote."

The porn star has a better lawyer than the president. This is such a weird timeline.


I was just thinking that... Trump truly hires the best of the best...
 
2018-03-07 10:04:34 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 850x585]

IANAL, but how do you get away with using aliases on a legal document?


The bigger issue is that contracts are agreements between more than one party.
I would think that all pertinent parties have to sign or it's not valid.
 
2018-03-07 10:05:34 PM  
Going to bed like a child on Christmas Eve, anticipating an epic tweet storm overnight or early tomorrow morning. There is no universe in which Two Scoops sees that and stays quiet. We may actually see a genuine, no bullshiat live-streaming of a President of the United States having a stroke and checking out on the toilet like Elvis.
 
2018-03-07 10:09:32 PM  

capn' fun: Going to bed like a child on Christmas Eve, anticipating an epic tweet storm overnight or early tomorrow morning. There is no universe in which Two Scoops sees that and stays quiet. We may actually see a genuine, no bullshiat live-streaming of a President of the United States having a stroke and checking out on the toilet like Elvis.


Do you want President Pence? Cause that's how you get President Pence.
 
2018-03-07 10:13:50 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: capn' fun: Going to bed like a child on Christmas Eve, anticipating an epic tweet storm overnight or early tomorrow morning. There is no universe in which Two Scoops sees that and stays quiet. We may actually see a genuine, no bullshiat live-streaming of a President of the United States having a stroke and checking out on the toilet like Elvis.

Do you want President Pence? Cause that's how you get President Pence.


Mother's Boy's got Manafort's stank all over him. He's not walking away unscathed.
But nice to see such "concern."
 
2018-03-07 10:15:46 PM  

fusillade762: IANAL, but how do you get away with using aliases on a legal document?


They identified the individuals behind the alias through an Exhibit to the Agreement. It's redacted in the declaratory judgment complaint.
 
2018-03-07 10:16:13 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 850x585]

IANAL, but how do you get away with using aliases on a legal document?


Yeah, I'm confused about this, too.  Someone correct me, but the contract says Daniels can't talk about  an affair with David Dennison aka "blank."  She's not talking about David Dennison, she's talking about Trump.  Why would this contract bind her from discussing Trump when it doesn't explicitly state that David Dennison is Trump?  I hope the court clears it up, fast.
 
2018-03-07 10:17:03 PM  
Doesn't matter.  Spooged on porn star's thigh.
 
2018-03-07 10:17:17 PM  

Sasquatchuan: fusillade762: IANAL, but how do you get away with using aliases on a legal document?

They identified the individuals behind the alias through an Exhibit to the Agreement. It's redacted in the declaratory judgment complaint.


That answers my question.
 
2018-03-07 10:20:40 PM  
fusillade762:

IANAL,

Umm ok that's cool.  Good for you.  Use lube.
 
2018-03-07 10:20:44 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Doesn't matter.  Spooged on porn star's thigh.


Joining the esteemed ranks of dozens of runaways and meth fiends that populate the San Fernando Valley.
 
2018-03-07 10:22:16 PM  

theflatline: Fox and Friends, the entire network except for Sam and Juan, need to be tried for Treason.

The farking lies and propaganda they spew to farking destroy this country is farking beyond evil.

Murdoch and Putin partnered up on this shiat.

Sewing discourse and seeding the hate.


"Partners," no.

But if you doubt the kind of loathsome person Murdoch is, who runs a place (Faux News) that could also be called Sexual Harassment Inc according to former employees, is subject to Kompromat...

It's simple to find out when/if a conservative organization either got blackmailed or turned traitor: "when did X suddenly discover a bizzare love for Putin and Putin's Russia?"
 
2018-03-07 10:22:46 PM  
It's a fun story and all, but if you really believe this was some kind of of epic cartoon deflating sad phweeeettttt moment that pwned the Fox anchors, you are in full blown TDS and should seek help, or consider registering as an independent until your head is cleared of the Democrat laughing gas.

This was just regular ol TV talk show news. Not remotely interesting other than a lawyer saying something that is probably true.
 
2018-03-07 10:25:31 PM  
Wow. That was the THUD heard round the world as far as Fox & Fiends is concerned.
 
2018-03-07 10:26:21 PM  
Reality just rose up and dicksmacked those dopes right across their befuddled faces. I'm surprised Kilimeade didn't get all up in that geriatric lawyer's face screaming that he was a liberal liar or some such shiat.

Watching them either the day after Trump is impeached or beat by 150+ EV's is going to be as epic as Megan Kelly mocking Karl Rove on election night 2012.
 
2018-03-07 10:27:02 PM  
It's like the dog soiled the carpet.
 
2018-03-07 10:28:14 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: capn' fun: Going to bed like a child on Christmas Eve, anticipating an epic tweet storm overnight or early tomorrow morning. There is no universe in which Two Scoops sees that and stays quiet. We may actually see a genuine, no bullshiat live-streaming of a President of the United States having a stroke and checking out on the toilet like Elvis.

Do you want President Pence? Cause that's how you get President Pence.


Pence may be a genuinely evil domionist, but he's also not very effective. His fixation on issues that matter to literally nobody but evangelicals and other assorted God botherers was even too much for Indiana voters. If he hadn't been drafted as VP by Manafort, he'd be the President or Dean of some questionably accredited "Christ focused" university somewhere, or a lobbyist for Focus on the Family.

Let that sink in: even Indiana couldn't put up with his shiat.

The GOP House may rejoice and start pumping out all kinds of regressive bills, but the Senate won't piss on them, let alone pass them. They're also too busy having their noses rubbed in economic shiat piles like poorly behaved dogs by their donors. Donors who couldn't care less about abortion, gay marriage, or school prayer unless they could somehow monetize them.
 
2018-03-07 10:29:11 PM  

davidphogan: TFA: Daniels' attorney, Michael Avenatti, denied that claim to New York Times reporter Jim Rutenberg, saying, "Yeah, and he also won the popular vote."

The porn star has a better lawyer than the president. This is such a weird timeline.


On one hand, I miss respectable discourse in news and politics.

On the other hand, when you make your life about trying to get burns on people, don't be surprised when the napalm splashes back because your stupid ass mishandled it.
 
2018-03-07 10:33:28 PM  
This entire fox news thing has to collapse on itself at some point, right? All these 90 year olds will die soon, and who to hell is going to watch that crap?
 
2018-03-07 10:34:36 PM  

johnnyrocket: This entire fox news thing has to collapse on itself at some point, right? All these 90 year olds will die soon, and who to hell is going to watch that crap?


I think we should make the Russian bots watch it as part of their punishment.
 
2018-03-07 10:40:15 PM  
I'm impressed that Fox News is agreeing that Daniels has an agreement with Trump not to discuss an affair he had with her.  Really, once you know your political teammate is a guy that cheats on his third wife with a porn star and pays her off to keep quiet, your flushing every concern you have about integrity and security right down the toilet.  Really bolsters the idea that his lack of discipline lead to Russia getting him right over a barrel.
 
2018-03-07 10:41:20 PM  

capn' fun: Pence may be a genuinely evil domionist, but he's also not very effective. His fixation on issues that matter to literally nobody but evangelicals and other assorted God botherers was even too much for Indiana voters. If he hadn't been drafted as VP by Manafort, he'd be the President or Dean of some questionably accredited "Christ focused" university somewhere, or a lobbyist for Focus on the Family.

Let that sink in: even Indiana couldn't put up with his shiat.


From what I understand, the GOP regard(ed) people like Gary Cohn, Steve Mnuchin, Rob Porter, and Marc Short as the competent people in the room who can actually get things done (evil things, but still things).

If you're not in that group, and you're tolerable or too related to the President to fire, you keep getting sent on random foreign adventures with no real purpose, like Jared, Ivanka, and Pence.

If you're not in either group, you're Steven Miller and you spend your days at the tail end of the human centipede, gnawing at the ends of old plots.
 
2018-03-07 10:43:07 PM  

theflatline: Fox and Friends, the entire network except for Sam and Juan, need to be tried for Treason.

The farking lies and propaganda they spew to farking destroy this country is farking beyond evil.

Murdoch and Putin partnered up on this shiat.

Sewing discourse and seeding the hate.


I think you may have meant discord, otherwise it doesn't make much sense. Of course, that could have been deliberate...
 
2018-03-07 10:44:28 PM  

Lurky McLurkerton: [img.fark.net image 424x294]


Is that LeCarre?
 
2018-03-07 10:45:42 PM  

apotheosis27: fusillade762:

IANAL,

Umm ok that's cool.  Good for you.  Use lube.


So does Trump*, if the lawsuit thread is to be trusted.

/President Power Bottom
 
2018-03-07 10:46:19 PM  

erik-k: theflatline: Fox and Friends, the entire network except for Sam and Juan, need to be tried for Treason.

The farking lies and propaganda they spew to farking destroy this country is farking beyond evil.

Murdoch and Putin partnered up on this shiat.

Sewing discourse and seeding the hate.

"Partners," no.

But if you doubt the kind of loathsome person Murdoch is, who runs a place (Faux News) that could also be called Sexual Harassment Inc according to former employees, is subject to Kompromat...

It's simple to find out when/if a conservative organization either got blackmailed or turned traitor: "when did X suddenly discover a bizzare love for Putin and Putin's Russia?"


Murdoch's more recent ex-wife became Putin's girlfriend. I wonder how much beans she spilled during their liaisons at the dacha.
 
2018-03-07 10:46:35 PM  

RyogaM: I'm impressed that Fox News is agreeing that Daniels has an agreement with Trump not to discuss an affair he had with her.  Really, once you know your political teammate is a guy that cheats on his third wife with a porn star and pays her off to keep quiet, your flushing every concern you have about integrity and security right down the toilet.  Really bolsters the idea that his lack of discipline lead to Russia getting him right over a barrel.


I think you meant led, otherwise it doesn't make much sense. Of course, that could have been deliberate...
 
2018-03-07 10:48:58 PM  

erik-k: theflatline: Fox and Friends, the entire network except for Sam and Juan, need to be tried for Treason.

The farking lies and propaganda they spew to farking destroy this country is farking beyond evil.

Murdoch and Putin partnered up on this shiat.

Sewing discourse and seeding the hate.

"Partners," no.

But if you doubt the kind of loathsome person Murdoch is, who runs a place (Faux News) that could also be called Sexual Harassment Inc according to former employees, is subject to Kompromat...

It's simple to find out when/if a conservative organization either got blackmailed or turned traitor: "when did X suddenly discover a bizzare love for Putin and Putin's Russia?"


Murdoch was involved in and profited from 2 of the greatest hoaxes of the 20th century; the hitler diary and the alien autopsy tape. He learned then that lies make more money than the truth and anyone who hasn't realized that he lies to them is beyond hope.
 
2018-03-07 10:49:54 PM  
Stormy sure is milking her luscious 15 minutes.
 
2018-03-07 10:49:58 PM  

johnnyrocket: This entire fox news thing has to collapse on itself at some point, right? All these 90 year olds will die soon, and who to hell is going to watch that crap?


Racists.
 
2018-03-07 10:51:31 PM  

theflatline: Sewing discourse


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2018-03-07 10:51:47 PM  

Harry_Seldon: Stormy sure is milking her luscious 15 minutes.


I didn't know she did lactation porn.
 
2018-03-07 10:53:59 PM  

fusillade762: [img.fark.net image 850x585]

IANAL, but how do you get away with using aliases on a legal document?


More than that, how do notdisclose something about a person hiding behind an alias? Sounds like a "divide by zero" kind of thing.
 
2018-03-07 10:54:47 PM  

RyogaM: I'm impressed that Fox News is agreeing that Daniels has an agreement with Trump not to discuss an affair he had with her.  Really, once you know your political teammate is a guy that cheats on his third wife with a porn star and pays her off to keep quiet, your flushing every concern you have about integrity and security right down the toilet.  Really bolsters the idea that his lack of discipline lead to Russia getting him right over a barrel.


Yea but he didn't sleep with her, he was faithful and used a stunt cock...
 
2018-03-07 10:56:51 PM  
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2018-03-07 11:04:13 PM  

andomania: RyogaM: I'm impressed that Fox News is agreeing that Daniels has an agreement with Trump not to discuss an affair he had with her.  Really, once you know your political teammate is a guy that cheats on his third wife with a porn star and pays her off to keep quiet, your flushing every concern you have about integrity and security right down the toilet.  Really bolsters the idea that his lack of discipline lead to Russia getting him right over a barrel.

Yea but he didn't sleep with her, he was faithful and used a stunt cock...


I think she used the stunt cock...
 
2018-03-07 11:06:38 PM  
Goldberg added that courts tend to look at "nondisclosure agreements" skeptically "because it impairs negatively on the right of free speech."
After Goldberg's input, the "Fox & Friends" hosts quickly end the segment..."


i like how "input" is used in place of "drops deuce on floor and leaves."
 
2018-03-07 11:09:46 PM  

dericwater: erik-k: theflatline: Fox and Friends, the entire network except for Sam and Juan, need to be tried for Treason.

The farking lies and propaganda they spew to farking destroy this country is farking beyond evil.

Murdoch and Putin partnered up on this shiat.

Sewing discourse and seeding the hate.

"Partners," no.

But if you doubt the kind of loathsome person Murdoch is, who runs a place (Faux News) that could also be called Sexual Harassment Inc according to former employees, is subject to Kompromat...

It's simple to find out when/if a conservative organization either got blackmailed or turned traitor: "when did X suddenly discover a bizzare love for Putin and Putin's Russia?"

Murdoch's more recent ex-wife became Putin's girlfriend. I wonder how much beans she spilled during their liaisons at the dacha.


And she's buddies with Ivanka too.
 
2018-03-07 11:10:05 PM  

dickfreckle: Goldberg added that courts tend to look at "nondisclosure agreements" skeptically "because it impairs negatively on the right of free speech."
After Goldberg's input, the "Fox & Friends" hosts quickly end the segment..."

i like how "input" is used in place of "drops deuce on floor and leaves."


Usually Doocy prefers the deuce on his chest
 
2018-03-07 11:13:55 PM  

Sasquatchuan: fusillade762: IANAL, but how do you get away with using aliases on a legal document?

It's redacted in the declaratory judgment complaint.


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It's redacted in the declaratory judgment complaint.
 
2018-03-07 11:23:11 PM  

Farkin_Crazy: Reality just rose up and dicksmacked those dopes right across their befuddled faces. I'm surprised Kilimeade didn't get all up in that geriatric lawyer's face screaming that he was a liberal liar or some such shiat.

Watching them either the day after Trump is impeached or beat by 150+ EV's is going to be as epic as Megan Kelly mocking Karl Rove on election night 2012.


You could hear the "Well, f*ck you for coming on our show" tone in the female host's voice.
 
2018-03-07 11:23:57 PM  

Archie Goodwin: dericwater: erik-k: theflatline: Fox and Friends, the entire network except for Sam and Juan, need to be tried for Treason.

The farking lies and propaganda they spew to farking destroy this country is farking beyond evil.

Murdoch and Putin partnered up on this shiat.

Sewing discourse and seeding the hate.

"Partners," no.

But if you doubt the kind of loathsome person Murdoch is, who runs a place (Faux News) that could also be called Sexual Harassment Inc according to former employees, is subject to Kompromat...

It's simple to find out when/if a conservative organization either got blackmailed or turned traitor: "when did X suddenly discover a bizzare love for Putin and Putin's Russia?"

Murdoch's more recent ex-wife became Putin's girlfriend. I wonder how much beans she spilled during their liaisons at the dacha.

And she's buddies with Ivanka too.


You guys got me in trouble at work with that conspiracy theory Link
 
2018-03-07 11:29:03 PM  

capn' fun: Going to bed like a child on Christmas Eve, anticipating an epic tweet storm overnight or early tomorrow morning. There is no universe in which Two Scoops sees that and stays quiet. We may actually see a genuine, no bullshiat live-streaming of a President of the United States having a stroke and checking out on the toilet like Elvis.


People have been saying that the next meltdown will be THE meltdown, but it never comes. I think he's like Bruce Banner in "The Avengers," where he explains how he manages Hulk:

"That's my secret. I'm always melting down!" Bleeeeaaarrrrgh! *fart*

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