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2018-03-07 06:21:42 PM  
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2018-03-07 06:24:52 PM  
Deep down, who *didn't* see this one coming? Anyone? Anyone? Mueller? Mueller?
 
2018-03-07 06:27:50 PM  
I am not surprised by this. They're going to clean up loose ends. And as Mueller gets closer to revealing the entire game, they're going to panic.
 
2018-03-07 06:29:50 PM  
Yay. Bodies are going to start piling up.
This is some proper conspiracy shiat, except the details are all stupid and unbelievable.
 
2018-03-07 06:31:39 PM  
This hit was meant as a warning to others.  Nerve agent in a targeted attack on Western soil.  This is called showing off.  This is an attack meant to inspire terror and there's a name for that.
 
2018-03-07 06:32:43 PM  

mrshowrules: This hit was meant as a warning to others.  Nerve agent in a targeted attack on Western soil.  This is called showing off.  This is an attack meant to inspire terror and there's a name for that.


Nerve agent against a father and daughter. Message couldn't be more clear.
 
2018-03-07 06:38:39 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Yay. Bodies are going to start piling up.
This is some proper conspiracy shiat, except the details are all stupid and unbelievable.


For it to make sense, you almost have let yourself believe all of it.  There's a prostitute in a Thailand jail that pee'd on a bed for Trump while Putin recorded it.   That and the hundreds of millions the Russians lent Trump was used to blackmail him.  Everyone in the Trump campaign and administration were actually agents chosen by Putin and half the GOP are compromised by the Russian crime syndicate which have successfully expanded their operations across the US.
 
2018-03-07 06:40:39 PM  
Curiouser and curiouser...
 
2018-03-07 06:50:18 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Yay. Bodies are going to start piling up.
This is some proper conspiracy shiat, except the details are all stupid and unbelievable.


It's like a retarded LeCarre novel.
 
2018-03-07 06:53:14 PM  

Anastacya: I am not surprised by this. They're going to clean up loose ends. And as Mueller gets closer to revealing the entire game, they're going to panic.


Let's see if they make the mistake of going after an American (Carter Page? Roger Stone?) on American soil. Still think Nunberg was screaming like he was because he's scared out of his flippin' mind.
 
2018-03-07 07:01:11 PM  

SurfaceTension: Let's see if they make the mistake of going after an American (Carter Page? Roger Stone?) on American soil. Still think Nunberg was screaming like he was because he's scared out of his flippin' mind.


Page and Stone are loyal.  They won't be targets.  Now Nunberg should be in your deathpool.

I think everyone like Flynn, Flippopotomus, etc. is under FBI protection.

However, I do have to ask: what the heck is going to happen if there is an American death?  Trump isn't going to do anything.  Pompeo is complicit in all this, so I doubt the C.I.A. is going to do anything either.
 
2018-03-07 07:03:54 PM  
For values of six approximately equal to 1
 
2018-03-07 07:05:02 PM  

Glitchwerks: SurfaceTension: Let's see if they make the mistake of going after an American (Carter Page? Roger Stone?) on American soil. Still think Nunberg was screaming like he was because he's scared out of his flippin' mind.

Page and Stone are loyal.  They won't be targets.  Now Nunberg should be in your deathpool.

I think everyone like Flynn, Flippopotomus, etc. is under FBI protection.

However, I do have to ask: what the heck is going to happen if there is an American death?  Trump isn't going to do anything.  Pompeo is complicit in all this, so I doubt the C.I.A. is going to do anything either.


Public groundswell putting pressure on congress to act, since the President literally isn't living up to his Oath of Office?

BTW, something I've floated before but I don't put much stock in is...was Seth Rich's murder ever solved? I mean, what better way to sow discord and turn the tide away from Hillary than suspicions that she had one of her staff killed? (Those rumors are red meat to the Fox Opinion Channel crowd anyway.) Obviously it didn't take, but it might be worth authorities revisiting.
 
2018-03-07 07:07:48 PM  

SurfaceTension: Anastacya: I am not surprised by this. They're going to clean up loose ends. And as Mueller gets closer to revealing the entire game, they're going to panic.

Let's see if they make the mistake of going after an American (Carter Page? Roger Stone?) on American soil. Still think Nunberg was screaming like he was because he's scared out of his flippin' mind.


What, you think Trump will raise even the slightest bit of objection towards his master?  Putin could do anything to the US right now, and Trump would do absolutely nothing in response.  He's a puppet. It can't be more clear that Trump was handed the office by Putin, and Putin owns him completely.
 
2018-03-07 07:09:23 PM  

mrshowrules: Markoff_Cheney: Yay. Bodies are going to start piling up.
This is some proper conspiracy shiat, except the details are all stupid and unbelievable.

For it to make sense, you almost have let yourself believe all of it.  There's a prostitute in a Thailand jail that pee'd on a bed for Trump while Putin recorded it.   That and the hundreds of millions the Russians lent Trump was used to blackmail him.  Everyone in the Trump campaign and administration were actually agents chosen by Putin and half the GOP are compromised by the Russian crime syndicate which have successfully expanded their operations across the US.


well when you put it like that, it's just absurd!
 
2018-03-07 07:09:52 PM  
Hillary strikes again! Will no one stop her murderous ways?!
 
2018-03-07 07:17:32 PM  

thatguyoverthere70: Hillary strikes again! Will no one stop her murderous ways?!


*Killary
 
2018-03-07 07:19:41 PM  

ValisIV: SurfaceTension: Anastacya: I am not surprised by this. They're going to clean up loose ends. And as Mueller gets closer to revealing the entire game, they're going to panic.

Let's see if they make the mistake of going after an American (Carter Page? Roger Stone?) on American soil. Still think Nunberg was screaming like he was because he's scared out of his flippin' mind.

What, you think Trump will raise even the slightest bit of objection towards his master?  Putin could do anything to the US right now, and Trump would do absolutely nothing in response.  He's a puppet. It can't be more clear that Trump was handed the office by Putin, and Putin owns him completely.


Exactly. I can see a tweet that says "Jared Kushner was a traitor who got what he deserved. #MAGA" if it comes to that.
 
2018-03-07 07:22:40 PM  
This whole mess is going to make one hell of a story if our country survives to hear the tale.
 
2018-03-07 07:26:07 PM  

Lurky McLurkerton: This whole mess is going to make one hell of a story if our country survives to hear the tale.


I'm looking forward to the Oliver Stone movie version. Finally a conspiracy tale rooted in reality.

/unlike JFK
//Oswald acted alone
 
2018-03-07 07:26:46 PM  
Between this tweet, the NYT story about potential witness tampering, and the one about the restraining order, it's like 5pm Friday came two days early.
Wooo!
/WOOO
//WWOO
///WOOO3
 
2018-03-07 07:33:09 PM  
See what happens to people on The List?
 
2018-03-07 07:41:03 PM  

Lurky McLurkerton: This whole mess is going to make one hell of a story if our country survives to hear the tale.


"On tonight's episode, we took this Nicholas Pileggi crime saga and asked director Joe Carnahan to adapt it.  Let's see what he came up with."
 
2018-03-07 09:46:58 PM  
Can we get this from a source that doesn't involve some random fark on Twitter with a farming dolphin emoji in their name? Christ, I know it's "not news" but the standards around here are somewhere between Pravda and Daily Heil at this point.
 
2018-03-07 09:48:11 PM  

LOLCATMAGA: See what happens to people on The List?


I ain't afraid of your "list". I took my anti-polonium pills this morning.
 
2018-03-07 09:50:14 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Markoff_Cheney: Yay. Bodies are going to start piling up.
This is some proper conspiracy shiat, except the details are all stupid and unbelievable.

It's like a retarded LeCarre novel.


Retarded LeCarre Novel is name of the New United States
 
2018-03-07 09:54:41 PM  

Shaggy_C: Can we get this from a source that doesn't involve some random fark on Twitter with a farming dolphin emoji in their name? Christ, I know it's "not news" but the standards around here are somewhere between Pravda and Daily Heil at this point.


F*cking dolphin farmers.
 
2018-03-07 09:54:58 PM  

Shaggy_C: Can we get this from a source that doesn't involve some random fark on Twitter with a farming dolphin emoji in their name? Christ, I know it's "not news" but the standards around here are somewhere between Pravda and Daily Heil at this point.


What part of "The Telegraph" don't you understand?

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018​/​03/07/poisoned-russian-spy-sergei-skri​pal-close-consultant-linked/

It's mostly paywalled, so I'm sure you'd also be complaining if that was the link posted.
 
2018-03-07 09:55:19 PM  

Shaggy_C: Can we get this from a source that doesn't involve some random fark on Twitter with a farming dolphin emoji in their name? Christ, I know it's "not news" but the standards around here are somewhere between Pravda and Daily Heil at this point.


https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018​/​03/07/poisoned-russian-spy-sergei-skri​pal-close-consultant-linked/

Here you go.
 
2018-03-07 09:56:52 PM  
FAUX will be saying this was Hillary soon.
 
2018-03-07 09:57:15 PM  

Shaggy_C: Can we get this from a source that doesn't involve some random fark on Twitter with a farming dolphin emoji in their name? Christ, I know it's "not news" but the standards around here are somewhere between Pravda and Daily Heil at this point.


Lol
 
2018-03-07 09:58:36 PM  
So many fake deaths and fake poisonings to go along with the fake news.
 
2018-03-07 10:00:16 PM  

NewportBarGuy: LeCarre novel


The Licking Glass War?
 
2018-03-07 10:01:13 PM  

SurfaceTension: Anastacya: I am not surprised by this. They're going to clean up loose ends. And as Mueller gets closer to revealing the entire game, they're going to panic.

Let's see if they make the mistake do us the favor of going after an American (Carter Page? Roger Stone?) on American soil. Still think Nunberg was screaming like he was because he's scared out of his flippin' mind.

 
2018-03-07 10:03:38 PM  
"Putin could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't do a thing," Trump said.
 
2018-03-07 10:03:39 PM  
Hillary must be really worried now.
 
2018-03-07 10:11:35 PM  

DoctorCal: NewportBarGuy: LeCarre novel

The Licking Glass War?


That is hilarious.  I'll let you know here and now that I shall be stealing that in one form of another.
 
2018-03-07 10:13:44 PM  

gameshowhost: NewportBarGuy: Markoff_Cheney: Yay. Bodies are going to start piling up.
This is some proper conspiracy shiat, except the details are all stupid and unbelievable.

It's like a retarded LeCarre novel.

Retarded LeCarre Novel is name of the New United States


Nononono... we do band names on Fark.  I would have accepted: "Retarded LeCarre Novel is the name of my synth-wave Presidents of the United States of America cover band."  I might have also accepted it as the title of your interpretive dance piece that comments on the surveillance state.

/don't be so on the nose buddy
//come see "Retarded LeCarre Novel" at the community center this Saturday
///rain ponchos for the first two rows of seating are strongly suggested
 
2018-03-07 10:15:35 PM  
This must mean bad news....for Obama.

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oh, and obviously more evidence to...lock her up.

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2018-03-07 10:15:51 PM  

mrshowrules: This hit was meant as a warning to others.  Nerve agent in a targeted attack on Western soil.  This is called showing off.  This is an attack meant to inspire terror and there's a name for that.


This is part of why Europe's green /renewable energy initiative is so good.

Once nobody in Europe needs a cubic foot of Russian gas or a litre of Russian oil, they're going to basically shut that whole Putin thing down. The Russian kleptocracy cannot survive without new places to steal from, so when Europe can finally tell them to get bent, it's over. That and in at most a few years, the Democratic POTUS will be out for blood.

As usual, Putin's plan works in the short term but comes to disaster in the long.
 
2018-03-07 10:17:47 PM  

mrshowrules: This hit was meant as a warning to others.  Nerve agent in a targeted attack on Western soil.  This is called showing off.  This is an attack meant to inspire terror and there's a name for that.


I recall a criticism of "The Americans" by real former spies being that the assassinations and attacks on foreign soil were way too brazen for what spies usually did.

I believe them for their days, but obviously things have changed since Putin.
 
2018-03-07 10:17:47 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:


My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw Sergei pass-out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
 
2018-03-07 10:18:22 PM  

NewportBarGuy: It's like a retarded LeCarre novel.


It actually reminds me more of a Frederick Forsyth novel.

Depending on your opinion of Forsyth, I might not have said anything different from your post.

/I enjoy them both
 
2018-03-07 10:19:13 PM  

SurfaceTension: Anastacya: I am not surprised by this. They're going to clean up loose ends. And as Mueller gets closer to revealing the entire game, they're going to panic.

Let's see if they make the mistake of going after an American (Carter Page? Roger Stone?) on American soil. Still think Nunberg was screaming like he was because he's scared out of his flippin' mind.


Could it REALLY be a mistake if Roger Stone dies?
 
2018-03-07 10:19:22 PM  

Shaggy_C: Can we get this from a source that doesn't involve some random fark on Twitter with a farming dolphin emoji in their name? Christ, I know it's "not news" but the standards around here are somewhere between Pravda and Daily Heil at this point.


Would a more business-oriented dolphin suffice?
 
2018-03-07 10:21:19 PM  

Sasquatchuan: NewportBarGuy: It's like a retarded LeCarre novel.

It actually reminds me more of a Frederick Forsyth novel.

Depending on your opinion of Forsyth, I might not have said anything different from your post.

/I enjoy them both


I would have went with a Stone Barrington novel.
 
2018-03-07 10:21:24 PM  

IAmRight: SurfaceTension: Anastacya: I am not surprised by this. They're going to clean up loose ends. And as Mueller gets closer to revealing the entire game, they're going to panic.

Let's see if they make the mistake of going after an American (Carter Page? Roger Stone?) on American soil. Still think Nunberg was screaming like he was because he's scared out of his flippin' mind.

Could it REALLY be a mistake if Roger Stone dies?


To be honest, I'm surprised he hasn't already kicked the bucket from autoerotic asphyxiation while holding hand-drawn erotic images of Nixon.
 
2018-03-07 10:21:56 PM  

ValisIV: SurfaceTension: Anastacya: I am not surprised by this. They're going to clean up loose ends. And as Mueller gets closer to revealing the entire game, they're going to panic.

Let's see if they make the mistake of going after an American (Carter Page? Roger Stone?) on American soil. Still think Nunberg was screaming like he was because he's scared out of his flippin' mind.

What, you think Trump will raise even the slightest bit of objection towards his master?  Putin could do anything to the US right now, and Trump would do absolutely nothing in response.  He's a puppet. It can't be more clear that Trump was handed the office by Putin, and Putin owns him completely.


I remember after the election Putin talking about a "post west" world.  That's the kind of talk you only do when you know you've vanquished your biggest foe.  Because honestly, controlling the white house is pretty much winning the new cold war.
 
2018-03-07 10:22:57 PM  

naughtyrev: mrshowrules: This hit was meant as a warning to others.  Nerve agent in a targeted attack on Western soil.  This is called showing off.  This is an attack meant to inspire terror and there's a name for that.

Nerve agent against a father and daughter. Message couldn't be more clear.


I see it as an act of desperation.  If they wanted to cover this up it wouldn't be poison but an accident.  If anything, Russia knows what happens if they're discovered to have done this:  it's war, pure and simple.  And it's a war that Russia won't win because they're pissed off so many people nobody is going to care if Putin is gutted with a tuna can lid and if Moscow is uninhabitable for the next few centuries.  The Russians flew too close to the sun with ol' Donnie boy there and now that they're getting found out (and you know Trump will squeal if his choice is living in a cell and being fried as a traitor) and now they're doing their best to cover everything up and shut down everything so the next step after prosecuting Trump isn't 'taking out Putin and destroying Russia once and for all.'  Imagine a World War where it's everybody against Russia.  It will not be pretty.
 
2018-03-07 10:26:08 PM  

Guntram Shatterhand: naughtyrev: mrshowrules: This hit was meant as a warning to others.  Nerve agent in a targeted attack on Western soil.  This is called showing off.  This is an attack meant to inspire terror and there's a name for that.

Nerve agent against a father and daughter. Message couldn't be more clear.

I see it as an act of desperation.  If they wanted to cover this up it wouldn't be poison but an accident.  If anything, Russia knows what happens if they're discovered to have done this:  it's war, pure and simple.  And it's a war that Russia won't win because they're pissed off so many people nobody is going to care if Putin is gutted with a tuna can lid and if Moscow is uninhabitable for the next few centuries.  The Russians flew too close to the sun with ol' Donnie boy there and now that they're getting found out (and you know Trump will squeal if his choice is living in a cell and being fried as a traitor) and now they're doing their best to cover everything up and shut down everything so the next step after prosecuting Trump isn't 'taking out Putin and destroying Russia once and for all.'  Imagine a World War where it's everybody against Russia.  It will not be pretty.


Which brings the question, after all of this is uncovered and a new administration is in place, how should the US retaliate?
 
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