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(New York Magazine)   So it looks like Trump actually sent Stormy Daniels a dick pic   ( nymag.com) divider line
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7161 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 07 Mar 2018 at 10:36 PM (31 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-03-07 05:51:41 PM  
Wouldn't be surprised to find out he sent a picture of someone else's dick.  He does have a habit of using everybody else's stuff to get by in life.
 
2018-03-07 05:52:49 PM  

Prey4reign: Wouldn't be surprised to find out he sent a picture of someone else's dick.  He does have a habit of using everybody else's stuff to get by in life.


Yeah but probably using his own hands to make it look yuge.
 
2018-03-07 05:55:15 PM  
How could she tell?

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2018-03-07 05:56:45 PM  
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2018-03-07 06:02:13 PM  
Will the jury be given magnifying glasses to examine the evidence.
 
2018-03-07 06:03:47 PM  

thehobbes: Prey4reign: Wouldn't be surprised to find out he sent a picture of someone else's dick.  He does have a habit of using everybody else's stuff to get by in life.

Yeah but probably using his own hands to make it look yuge.


That's what I was hoping wold be posted. Leaving satisfied.
 
2018-03-07 06:04:18 PM  
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2018-03-07 06:05:19 PM  
I googled "dick pic with combover" and, well... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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2018-03-07 06:05:45 PM  
Yesterday The Wall Street Journal reported that Cohen put up the money because he couldn't get in touch with Trump during the final days of the campaign, and he complained to others that he hadn't been reimbursed.

So, Mikey, What's it gonna take for you to stop working for this douche bag?
 
2018-03-07 06:07:30 PM  

Barfmaker: I googled "dick pic with combover" and, well... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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It's not wrong.
 
2018-03-07 06:09:34 PM  
Well, if he took a pic of his dick held by his puny hand, it would have looked bigly huge.
 
2018-03-07 06:13:32 PM  
I'll take one for the team and look at it.   I'm curious.   Can't help it.....don't judge me harshly....
 
2018-03-07 06:14:31 PM  

raerae1980: I'll take one for the team and look at it.   I'm curious.   Can't help it.....don't judge me harshly....


Jesus, raerae. Just, wtf.....
 
2018-03-07 06:16:13 PM  
Microfilm FTW
 
2018-03-07 06:16:17 PM  

naughtyrev: raerae1980: I'll take one for the team and look at it.   I'm curious.   Can't help it.....don't judge me harshly....

Jesus, raerae. Just, wtf.....


I SAID DON'T JUDGE ME HARSHLY
 
2018-03-07 06:17:57 PM  
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2018-03-07 06:17:58 PM  

naughtyrev: raerae1980: I'll take one for the team and look at it.   I'm curious.   Can't help it.....don't judge me harshly....

Jesus, raerae. Just, wtf.....


I know, right?

*** OK, raerae, what's it look like? ***
 
2018-03-07 06:19:36 PM  

ababyatemydingo: naughtyrev: raerae1980: I'll take one for the team and look at it.   I'm curious.   Can't help it.....don't judge me harshly....

Jesus, raerae. Just, wtf.....

I know, right?

*** OK, raerae, what's it look like? ***


Well, I don't know, I haven't seen it yet.   Was it released?    I've dealt with grossness before, I can stomach it.
 
2018-03-07 06:20:58 PM  

Barfmaker: I googled "dick pic with combover" and, well... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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You deserved that.
 
2018-03-07 06:22:27 PM  
THE PP TAPE IS REAL!

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2018-03-07 06:23:15 PM  
Did cellphone cameras come with macro lenses back then?  Or did he have to use a microscope adapter?
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2018-03-07 06:28:14 PM  

stan unusual: Did cellphone cameras come with macro lenses back then?  Or did he have to use a microscope adapter?
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Trump's cell phone is the first on the planet to interface with an electron microscope.

He has a quantum dick.
 
2018-03-07 06:29:46 PM  
If it were a dick pic, it would have leaked by now.
 
2018-03-07 06:38:06 PM  

PreMortem: If it were a dick pic, it would have leaked by now.


You need to magnify it with the thing they use on CSI that turns a single pixel into a readable license plate.

But you have to spend an entire hour doing the "zoom and enhance".

See where I posted it above.
 
2018-03-07 06:40:43 PM  

Barfmaker: I googled "dick pic with combover" and, well... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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1 was enough.
 
2018-03-07 06:54:59 PM  

null: PreMortem: If it were a dick pic, it would have leaked by now.

You need to magnify it with the thing they use on CSI that turns a single pixel into a readable license plate.

But you have to spend an entire hour doing the "zoom and enhance".

See where I posted it above.


Re-read my post a couple times. Keep in mind he's old.
 
2018-03-07 07:15:10 PM  

raerae1980: I'll take one for the team and look at it.   I'm curious.   Can't help it.....don't judge me harshly....


if you pop a lady-boner, we will mock you, just FYI
 
2018-03-07 07:18:27 PM  

somedude210: raerae1980: I'll take one for the team and look at it.   I'm curious.   Can't help it.....don't judge me harshly....

if you pop a lady-boner, we will mock you, just FYI


whenever i see the phrase "lady boner" used......i giggle
 
2018-03-07 07:19:30 PM  

somedude210: raerae1980: I'll take one for the team and look at it.   I'm curious.   Can't help it.....don't judge me harshly....

if you pop a lady-boner, we will mock you, just FYI


*squirms*
 
2018-03-07 07:22:31 PM  

raerae1980: somedude210: raerae1980: I'll take one for the team and look at it.   I'm curious.   Can't help it.....don't judge me harshly....

if you pop a lady-boner, we will mock you, just FYI

*squirms*


do we need to bring out the paddles?
 
2018-03-07 07:26:54 PM  

raerae1980: I'll take one for the team and look at it.   I'm curious.   Can't help it.....don't judge me harshly....


 I'm with you. I want to see it, too. I'm very curious since there's just been so much build up about it. It's been considered a historically significant penis ever since he bragged about its size during the debates.
 
2018-03-07 07:29:20 PM  

somedude210: raerae1980: somedude210: raerae1980: I'll take one for the team and look at it.   I'm curious.   Can't help it.....don't judge me harshly....

if you pop a lady-boner, we will mock you, just FYI

*squirms*

do we need to bring out the paddles?


No, not yet.   Let's see this photo first.   lol
 
2018-03-07 07:30:19 PM  

Miss5280: raerae1980: I'll take one for the team and look at it.   I'm curious.   Can't help it.....don't judge me harshly....

 I'm with you. I want to see it, too. I'm very curious since there's just been so much build up about it. It's been considered a historically significant penis ever since he bragged about its size during the debates.


RIGHT??!!!    Thank you :-)

*sticks her tongue out at Somedude210*
 
2018-03-07 07:32:47 PM  

Miss5280: raerae1980: I'll take one for the team and look at it.   I'm curious.   Can't help it.....don't judge me harshly....

 I'm with you. I want to see it, too. I'm very curious since there's just been so much build up about it. It's been considered a historically significant penis ever since he bragged about its size during the debates.


Historically Significant Penis would be a great name for a Tom Jones tribute act.
 
2018-03-07 07:36:28 PM  
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Princess C-listia says you're all going on The List!
 
2018-03-07 07:36:36 PM  

raerae1980: Miss5280: raerae1980: I'll take one for the team and look at it.   I'm curious.   Can't help it.....don't judge me harshly....

 I'm with you. I want to see it, too. I'm very curious since there's just been so much build up about it. It's been considered a historically significant penis ever since he bragged about its size during the debates.

RIGHT??!!!    Thank you :-)

*sticks her tongue out at Somedude210*


be careful with that tongue lil lady!

*conspiracy paddles bottom*
 
2018-03-07 10:04:17 PM  
*HRRRRK*
 
2018-03-07 10:14:43 PM  
I sent u a pic of my junk now u send nudes
 
2018-03-07 10:18:59 PM  

null: stan unusual: Did cellphone cameras come with macro lenses back then?  Or did he have to use a microscope adapter?
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Trump's cell phone is the first on the planet to interface with an electron microscope.

He has a quantum dick.


Up, down, top, bottom and strange I get. But he totally lacks charm.
 
2018-03-07 10:21:10 PM  
I don't find this news entertaining.
 
2018-03-07 10:32:11 PM  
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somedude210: and

raerae1980:

Do you two need your own thread so you can Paddle each other conspiratorially? I mean neither of you have gotten out the Saint Andrews cross or the whipping post. I mean seriously, go big or go home.
 
2018-03-07 10:34:57 PM  

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somedude210: and raerae1980:

Do you two need your own thread so you can Paddle each other conspiratorially? I mean neither of you have gotten out the Saint Andrews cross or the whipping post. I mean seriously, go big or go home.


O_o
 
2018-03-07 10:43:53 PM  
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2018-03-07 10:45:00 PM  
Every picture of Trump is a dick pic.
 
2018-03-07 10:46:06 PM  

raerae1980: Elfich: [img.fark.net image 245x251]

somedude210: and raerae1980:

Do you two need your own thread so you can Paddle each other conspiratorially? I mean neither of you have gotten out the Saint Andrews cross or the whipping post. I mean seriously, go big or go home.

O_o


o_O
 
2018-03-07 10:47:42 PM  
Someone start a go fund me to take it a ful page nyt ad.

"Stormy and stormy's lawyer. If this is about getting paid I encourage you to think bigger and perhaps spare a thought for your country. I bet if you go on tv and tell the truth (despite the agreement) you will have more money a year from now than you do today. And you'll never have to buy another drink. Just saying. "

- Citizens United No Trump
 
2018-03-07 10:53:59 PM  
She's released the pic!

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2018-03-07 10:55:23 PM  
Hah. Dick jokes.

Classic.
 
2018-03-07 10:57:39 PM  

ababyatemydingo: Yesterday The Wall Street Journal reported that Cohen put up the money because he couldn't get in touch with Trump during the final days of the campaign, and he complained to others that he hadn't been reimbursed.

So, Mikey, What's it gonna take for you to stop working for this douche bag?


Five to ten?
 
2018-03-07 10:58:06 PM  

naughtyrev: raerae1980: I'll take one for the team and look at it.   I'm curious.   Can't help it.....don't judge me harshly....

Jesus, raerae. Just, wtf.....


You're not even remotely curious? What if it is even slightly larger than average? More fun for the people who draw political cartoons at any rate.
 
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