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2018-03-07 05:21:09 PM  
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2018-03-07 05:25:05 PM  
She doesn't have access anymore. Huh. How hard did she try to get it back?

Anyhow, Mueller has it all, Hope. Just ask him for it.
 
2018-03-07 05:25:49 PM  
BUT HER EMAILS!
 
2018-03-07 05:27:13 PM  
Hacked now defined as finding out her pet's name an typing in variations of it.

Mittens
Mittens1
Mittens1!

Bingo.
 
2018-03-07 05:32:45 PM  
I wonder if she told the FBI that an account to a senior advisor to the Republican nominee and then President had been hacked. Surely she would have felt that was important.
 
2018-03-07 05:36:25 PM  
Weird that none of her emails have been leaked.
 
2018-03-07 05:36:46 PM  
Yeah, that's the ticket
 
2018-03-07 05:37:28 PM  
$10 says she forgot her password.
 
2018-03-07 05:40:36 PM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: $10 says she forgot her password.


More like Putin forgot it.
 
2018-03-07 05:41:51 PM  
It's trump locking down proof of what he's been up to.
 
2018-03-07 05:45:33 PM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: $10 says she forgot her password.


Roofie circle.

Happens when you're ashamed of what you are doing.

The roofie circle
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2018-03-07 05:47:28 PM  
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2018-03-07 05:58:10 PM  

mrshowrules: Hacked now defined as finding out her pet's name an typing in variations of it.

Mittens
Mittens1
Mittens1!

Bingo.


I thought Rmoney was Trump's pet?
 
2018-03-07 06:07:54 PM  
TIME2HACK!
 
2018-03-07 06:08:42 PM  
Uh huh
 
2018-03-07 06:08:43 PM  
WHERE ARE THE NUDES?!
 
2018-03-07 06:09:29 PM  

fusillade762: Weird that none of her emails have been leaked.


Because Mueller has them.
 
2018-03-07 06:09:49 PM  

FatherChaos: WHERE ARE THE NUDES?!


On Stormy Daniels' phone.

You really don't want to see them.
 
2018-03-07 06:09:52 PM  

FatherChaos: WHERE ARE THE NUDES?!


Asking the real questions.
 
2018-03-07 06:10:12 PM  
Someone should check Anthony Weiner's laptop.
 
2018-03-07 06:10:38 PM  
Of course you were, dear.
 
2018-03-07 06:11:06 PM  
Nudes leaked in 3...2...
 
2018-03-07 06:11:21 PM  
One of Trump's camapgn emails was hacked, but yet he doesn't believe that such things are worthy of trying to prevent.

Also, obligatory: BUT HER EMAILS?
 
2018-03-07 06:11:39 PM  
If only she had a private server this whole mess could have been avoided. Hmm...
 
2018-03-07 06:11:48 PM  

scottydoesntknow: FatherChaos: WHERE ARE THE NUDES?!

On Stormy Daniels' phone.

You really don't want to see them.


Make a cheerio look like a hula hoop.
 
2018-03-07 06:13:03 PM  
So new Fappening pictures then?
 
2018-03-07 06:14:40 PM  
Gosh, how will her e-mails ever be subpoena'd if the address was hacked?
 
2018-03-07 06:14:50 PM  
If she was hacked back during the time Russia hacked the Democrats, then yeah, I believe her.  I have always thought that the Russians hacked everyone on both sides and only used the results against the people they chose to use them against.

But if she was just "hacked" recently, like, oh, about the time she got asked to talk to Mueller... then I don't buy it.

And of course, like naughtyrev mentioned, if her government email account was genuinely hacked, did she report it?
 
2018-03-07 06:15:11 PM  

naughtyrev: She doesn't have access anymore. Huh. How hard did she try to get it back?

Anyhow, Mueller has it all, Hope. Just ask him for it.


You know, making a false statement to the FBI is a felony, even if it is claiming that you have had your accounts "hacked" to try to CYA.
 
2018-03-07 06:15:40 PM  
"Hicks, who portrayed herself as not savvy in matters of technology "

Because that's who you want helping to run the government.
 
2018-03-07 06:16:14 PM  
Don't know why people are mentioning Putin.  More like she spoke to Mueller and someone in the White House locked her out of her email account(s) and probably deleted a bunch of incriminating shiat so when Mueller asks for it, it won't be there.
 
2018-03-07 06:18:00 PM  

Zombie DJ: "Hicks, who portrayed herself as not savvy in matters of technology "

Because that's who you want helping to run the government.


As your communications director.
 
2018-03-07 06:18:02 PM  
supposedly reported it was hacked last week.  Maybe after her Testimony ? or after the Mueller subpoena?

Either way it looks like an attempt at Obstruction
 
2018-03-07 06:18:16 PM  
Wanna bet that she just entered the wrong password enough times to lock the account and didn't have a verification method set up to reset the password?
 
2018-03-07 06:18:23 PM  
That's what my ex told me when I found her email account where she was having an affair.  Hacked my ass.
 
2018-03-07 06:18:50 PM  

scottydoesntknow: FatherChaos: WHERE ARE THE NUDES?!

On Stormy Daniels' phone.

You really don't want to see them.


I mean....it'll make me feel huge by comparison probably
 
2018-03-07 06:18:52 PM  

Zombie DJ: "Hicks, who portrayed herself as not savvy in matters of technology "

Because that's who you want helping to run the government.


Yeah, as "Communications Director", in this internet age?  LOL
 
2018-03-07 06:18:57 PM  

Zombie DJ: "Hicks, who portrayed herself as not savvy in matters of technology "

Because that's who you want helping to run the government.


I remember in 2008 John McCain's aides explaining how they would print out his e-mails each day and provide them to him memo-style in an inbox because he didn't know how to use a computer. We were very lucky to have a modern and technologically-savvy president for the last eight years, but it is certainly not the norm in Washington.
 
2018-03-07 06:19:11 PM  
If Porter finds out about this, he's going to be furious.
 
2018-03-07 06:19:53 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Don't know why people are mentioning Putin.  More like she spoke to Mueller and someone in the White House locked her out of her email account(s) and probably deleted a bunch of incriminating shiat so when Mueller asks for it, it won't be there.


The "But Her Emails" people think that deleting emails will lose them down the rabbit hole forever?

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2018-03-07 06:20:19 PM  

Moroning: That's what my ex told me when I found her email account where she was having an affair.  Hacked my ass.


Given the rumours that Hicks was giving Trump some side action, that would certainly be an interesting twist!
 
2018-03-07 06:20:37 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Don't know why people are mentioning Putin.  More like she spoke to Mueller and someone in the White House locked her out of her email account(s) and probably deleted a bunch of incriminating shiat so when Mueller asks for it, it won't be there.


Because Trump is too dumb to do it but his boss isn't.
 
2018-03-07 06:21:04 PM  
I wonder if she's dumb enough to claim her Emails we're hacked because some of them explicitly spell out how certain people were committing illegal acts. She was with Trump since the beginning. My hope is that not only do they have evidence of Russian collusion there are also Emails from her to Cohen about being paid $130,000 to keep quiet about the services that she provided to Trump.

That aside, I believe that the testimony that she gave Mueller will be contradicted by her emails. She knows that she perjured herself in an attempt to obstruct justice. She's cornered with charges that could land her a prison sentences. Mueller already has the Emails. He asked questions that would give her every opportunity to be honest. She lied, knows that she's f*cked and this is the best excuse she can come up with.
 
2018-03-07 06:21:34 PM  

Shaggy_C: Zombie DJ: "Hicks, who portrayed herself as not savvy in matters of technology "

Because that's who you want helping to run the government.

I remember in 2008 John McCain's aides explaining how they would print out his e-mails each day and provide them to him memo-style in an inbox because he didn't know how to use a computer. We were very lucky to have a modern and technologically-savvy president for the last eight years, but it is certainly not the norm in Washington.


McCain grew up before computers... Hicks grew up *with* computers.  There's a bit of a difference :)
 
2018-03-07 06:21:55 PM  
Time to subpoena the email providers for those accounts, and I'm going to guess they've been scrubbed, so we're going to need you to restore them thanks.
 
2018-03-07 06:23:33 PM  
Hope Hicks, about anything incriminating in her emails recently:

Shaggy - It Wasn't Me
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2018-03-07 06:24:15 PM  
Even if any emails were deleted, they're still recoverable.  Any hop that email takes is traceable.
 
2018-03-07 06:24:29 PM  
These politicians need better IT guys.
 
2018-03-07 06:25:15 PM  

PsyLord: naughtyrev: She doesn't have access anymore. Huh. How hard did she try to get it back?

Anyhow, Mueller has it all, Hope. Just ask him for it.

You know, making a false statement to the FBI is a felony, even if it is claiming that you have had your accounts "hacked" to try to CYA.


Even a little white lie?
 
2018-03-07 06:27:33 PM  
That's impressive, I didn't even know who she was until last week or so.

Hipster Hacker: "Yeah, I hacked Hope Hicks, Communications Director. You probably never heard of her."
 
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