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(WCJB Gainesville)   Florida Man learns that if you have 5 mason jars of pot, 100 grams of cocaine, 4 handguns, and $10,000 in your car, you probably don't want to honk your horn excessively at police officers trying to clear an accident   ( wcjb.com) divider line
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2018-03-07 06:23:09 PM  
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2018-03-07 06:31:28 PM  
Cop math: One honk=excessive
 
2018-03-07 06:52:23 PM  
Sam Nunberg in Florida now?
 
2018-03-07 06:52:31 PM  
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At least the guy knows how to store his pot.

/ assuming he isn't also freezing it
 
2018-03-07 06:53:34 PM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: "Page Not Found"

At least the guy knows how to store his pot.

/ assuming he isn't also freezing it


We do not speak of Florida Man.
 
2018-03-07 06:55:11 PM  
We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.
 
2018-03-07 06:58:05 PM  
Mason jars. Is there anything they can not do?
 
2018-03-07 06:59:50 PM  
I had a guy honking and flashing his headlights at me in a traffic jam I could do nothing about so I finally flipped him the bird. When traffic finally cleared he pulled up next to me, claimed to be an off duty cop and that I was road raging. It's time to buy a dash cam because I will beat ever living shiat out of that guy if ever bothers me again, especially if he is a cop.
 
2018-03-07 07:00:01 PM  
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2018-03-07 07:00:02 PM  

Gonz: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.


This is gator country?
 
2018-03-07 07:01:07 PM  
No ecstasy?
I thought you needed that to tolerate living in Florida.
 
2018-03-07 07:05:04 PM  
If there's no video, you can safely assume they planted everything on the list.

Biggest street gang in America.
 
2018-03-07 07:05:15 PM  
Wtf was he thinking???  There's got to be more to the story. He did not want to make it to his destination.
 
2018-03-07 07:08:56 PM  
So they were going to bust his balls for having the audacity to honk his horn at them but found a bunch of actual shiat to arrest him for instead?
 
2018-03-07 07:11:13 PM  

fragMasterFlash: I had a guy honking and flashing his headlights at me in a traffic jam I could do nothing about so I finally flipped him the bird. When traffic finally cleared he pulled up next to me, claimed to be an off duty cop and that I was road raging. It's time to buy a dash cam because I will beat ever living shiat out of that guy if ever bothers me again, especially if he is a cop.


Off duty cops never say that.
They say they are cops.
 
2018-03-07 07:15:24 PM  

Gonz: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.


Epic "user name checks out"
 
2018-03-07 07:20:56 PM  
shiat, a fella could have a good time in Vegas with all that..
 
2018-03-07 07:23:09 PM  

PreMortem: Cop math: One honk=excessive


I think in Florida normal cop math doesn't work.  You must assume the answer is weirder than logic dictates.
 
2018-03-07 07:23:13 PM  

deadromanoff: No ecstasy?
I thought you needed that to tolerate living in Florida.


As a Floridian I must assert: Yes, yes you do
 
2018-03-07 07:23:21 PM  

vudukungfu: fragMasterFlash: I had a guy honking and flashing his headlights at me in a traffic jam I could do nothing about so I finally flipped him the bird. When traffic finally cleared he pulled up next to me, claimed to be an off duty cop and that I was road raging. It's time to buy a dash cam because I will beat ever living shiat out of that guy if ever bothers me again, especially if he is a cop.

Off duty cops never say that.
They say they are cops.


In situations like that, the cops I know as family members & friends?  They never say that they're cops, period.  They just get you to keep talking & see where it goes.
 
2018-03-07 07:26:06 PM  

fragMasterFlash: I had a guy honking and flashing his headlights at me in a traffic jam I could do nothing about so I finally flipped him the bird. When traffic finally cleared he pulled up next to me, claimed to be an off duty cop and that I was road raging. It's time to buy a dash cam because I will beat ever living shiat out of that guy if ever bothers me again, especially if he is a cop.


I remember a news story about a guy who woke up, didn't know what happened to him. Apparently another driver flipped out at him driving too slow or too fast or something, he rolled down his window to apologize, and the other guy beat him senseless through the window.

It's probably best to never stop, never engage, and if it seems to be a cop, try to pull into somewhere with witnesses.
 
2018-03-07 07:27:40 PM  
arRogance Shannon?

what a dumbass.
 
2018-03-07 07:27:57 PM  
Is this when the pro-pot crowd comes in and tells us it's completely harmless and entirely beneficial?
 
2018-03-07 07:32:28 PM  

flucto: Is this when the pro-pot crowd comes in and tells us it's completely harmless and entirely beneficial?


what did the pot do?
 
2018-03-07 07:33:04 PM  

flucto: Is this when the pro-pot crowd comes in and tells us it's completely harmless and entirely beneficial?


What, honking your horn?
 
2018-03-07 07:39:03 PM  

PreMortem: Cop math: One honk=excessive


One honk IS excessive.  Honking your horn is a sign that you're a freaking whiner.
 
2018-03-07 07:39:30 PM  
Mason Jars? Was he related to Lucius Clay?

/I couldnt believe it
//I just had to find out for myself
///third slashie running in quicksand
 
2018-03-07 07:40:47 PM  

itcamefromschenectady: fragMasterFlash: I had a guy honking and flashing his headlights at me in a traffic jam I could do nothing about so I finally flipped him the bird. When traffic finally cleared he pulled up next to me, claimed to be an off duty cop and that I was road raging. It's time to buy a dash cam because I will beat ever living shiat out of that guy if ever bothers me again, especially if he is a cop.

I remember a news story about a guy who woke up, didn't know what happened to him. Apparently another driver flipped out at him driving too slow or too fast or something, he rolled down his window to apologize, and the other guy beat him senseless through the window.

It's probably best to never stop, never engage, and if it seems to be a cop, try to pull into somewhere with witnesses.


When I was 19 I had an internship in New Jersey, 1000 miles away from home. The drivers were ferocious. One day in traffic, a man honks and is furiously motioning to roll down the window. I tried to ignore him, whatever I'd done to upset him i didn't mean to do. Finally I felt like I would make things worse by ignoring him more. I rolled down the window.

"Hi, I just wanted to let you know both your taillights are our! That's all!"

/people in nj were usually belligerently nice to me.
//I did have someone get so furious with me on a right-on-red situation that the homeless guy on the corner joined in yelling too. Interesting place.
 
2018-03-07 07:41:00 PM  

flucto: Is this when the pro-pot crowd comes in and tells us it's completely harmless and entirely beneficial?


No, it's when the anti-coke that's cut with god knows what crowd says you're dumb.
 
2018-03-07 07:42:03 PM  
This is why I was a good Florida cop.  Our criminals go out of their way to get caught.
 
2018-03-07 07:47:46 PM  

Mister Peejay: PreMortem: Cop math: One honk=excessive

One honk IS excessive.  Honking your horn is a sign that you're a freaking whiner.


Not honking is showing the world you're a cuck.
 
2018-03-07 07:48:52 PM  
I'd say he's the stupidest man alive, but tomorrow another Florida Man will outdo him.
 
2018-03-07 07:49:45 PM  

fragMasterFlash: I had a guy honking and flashing his headlights at me in a traffic jam I could do nothing about so I finally flipped him the bird. When traffic finally cleared he pulled up next to me, claimed to be an off duty cop and that I was road raging. It's time to buy a dash cam because I will beat ever living shiat out of that guy if ever bothers me again, especially if he is a cop.


on today's eBay Daily Deals (home page) there is a sweet Blaupunkt dash cam dirt cheap, free shipping. I bought one for the mrs.
 
2018-03-07 07:55:02 PM  

brantgoose: Mason jars. Is there anything they can not do?


Sterilize themselves. Seriously, the mason jar teks are a huge pain in the ass in retrospect...but good for learning, I guess.

/drug thread!
 
2018-03-07 07:58:38 PM  
Wow, what a dumbass. If I'm picking up, I always drive on the straight and narrow and pray I don't get into an accident.
 
2018-03-07 07:58:51 PM  
Gonna go out on a limb here and say the guy didn't learn jack.
 
2018-03-07 08:03:11 PM  

PreMortem: Cop math: One honk=excessive


At a red light once with cop in front of me. Light turns green, cop is looking at his laptop or something and after a couple of seconds, I give a quick honk. Apparently he didn't like that. He turns on lights gets out of his car, walks up and just starts biatching at me for "excessive honking" (it barely qualified as a toot, let alone a honk), and threatened to write me a ticket. Missed two whole light cycles. Thanks dick.
 
2018-03-07 08:04:43 PM  

Gonz: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.


Name checks out.
 
2018-03-07 08:06:06 PM  

Mister Peejay: PreMortem: Cop math: One honk=excessive

One honk IS excessive.  Honking your horn is a sign that you're a freaking whiner.


You've never been to New York, have you.
 
2018-03-07 08:09:12 PM  

PreMortem: Mister Peejay: PreMortem: Cop math: One honk=excessive

One honk IS excessive.  Honking your horn is a sign that you're a freaking whiner.

Not honking is showing the world you're a cuck.


HONKING is showing the world that you're a cuck.  You're some seething mass of rage, unable to do anything about your situation except biatch impotently.

In other words, a Republican.
 
2018-03-07 08:10:17 PM  

brantgoose: Mason jars. Is there anything they can not do?


Keep drug dogs from smelling your stash?
 
2018-03-07 08:11:05 PM  

Deathfrogg: Mister Peejay: PreMortem: Cop math: One honk=excessive

One honk IS excessive.  Honking your horn is a sign that you're a freaking whiner.

You've never been to New York, have you.


No, I have met people from NYC and I'm pretty sure that I'd hate being around all those whiny bastards.
 
2018-03-07 08:13:19 PM  
a handgun & a loaded magazine
ten-thousand dollars cash.
five mason jars of weed,
a hundred grams of cocaine,
four more handguns,
a baseball bat


And a partridge in a pear tree!
 
2018-03-07 08:14:17 PM  

Qellaqan: itcamefromschenectady: fragMasterFlash: I had a guy honking and flashing his headlights at me in a traffic jam I could do nothing about so I finally flipped him the bird. When traffic finally cleared he pulled up next to me, claimed to be an off duty cop and that I was road raging. It's time to buy a dash cam because I will beat ever living shiat out of that guy if ever bothers me again, especially if he is a cop.

I remember a news story about a guy who woke up, didn't know what happened to him. Apparently another driver flipped out at him driving too slow or too fast or something, he rolled down his window to apologize, and the other guy beat him senseless through the window.

It's probably best to never stop, never engage, and if it seems to be a cop, try to pull into somewhere with witnesses.

When I was 19 I had an internship in New Jersey, 1000 miles away from home. The drivers were ferocious. One day in traffic, a man honks and is furiously motioning to roll down the window. I tried to ignore him, whatever I'd done to upset him i didn't mean to do. Finally I felt like I would make things worse by ignoring him more. I rolled down the window.

"Hi, I just wanted to let you know both your taillights are our! That's all!"

/people in nj were usually belligerently nice to me.
//I did have someone get so furious with me on a right-on-red situation that the homeless guy on the corner joined in yelling too. Interesting place.


I got a guy to roll down his window to tell him his tire was almost flat, once.
 
2018-03-07 08:14:32 PM  

colon_pow: Wtf was he thinking???  There's got to be more to the story. He did not want to make it to his destination.


This is his destination.
 
2018-03-07 08:15:04 PM  
 I drove with a suspended license in college (unpaid ticket mushroomed w/fines I couldn't possibly afford back then) but I still had to get to work. I followed EVERY traffic law to the dotted "i." As such, I didn't get pulled over while illegal. I don't I even think I piqued a cop's curiosity or even an extra glance that whole time. And it was a very conspicuous vehicle, driven by a very young man.

 If my dumb 18 y/o ass figured this out, why haven't our master criminals?
 
2018-03-07 08:19:03 PM  

Gonz: We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether and two dozen amyls.

Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. I told that dumbass not to honk the horn at the police officers trying to clear an accident. But did he listen to me? Noooooooo.


There, FIFY.
 
2018-03-07 08:22:35 PM  

brantgoose: Mason jars. Is there anything they can not do?


Oddly enough, they can't do masonry work.
 
2018-03-07 08:28:56 PM  

SBinRR: brantgoose: Mason jars. Is there anything they can not do?

Oddly enough, they can't do masonry work.


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2018-03-07 08:29:25 PM  
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/oblig
//slackers
 
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