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(San Bernardino Sun)   14-year-old boy arrested for outfitting great-grandmother's SUV like cop car, knocking on random doors in deputy's uniform responding to purported "domestic disturbances"   ( sbsun.com) divider line
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2018-03-07 05:40:59 PM  
The kid has big balls and big problems. Don't let this farker become a cop.
 
2018-03-07 05:57:45 PM  
I hope he didn't do any strip searches on people.
The people he did them on may be arrested for exposing themselves to a minor.
 
2018-03-07 06:06:30 PM  
Uh, how did grandma not notice that her SUV had a few additional features? And I truly hope that kid gets some help, because while he's definitely creative and confident, he's also manipulative and a host of other things.
 
2018-03-07 06:08:44 PM  
He'll have a lifetime of incarceration. At 14? Future prospects are pretty bleak for him.
 
2018-03-07 06:09:39 PM  

WTFDYW: He'll have a lifetime of incarceration. At 14? Future prospects are pretty bleak for him.


I'm sure Sessions already has a spot for him.
 
2018-03-07 06:09:59 PM  
He said he was the cops, and your husband's in jail; the state looks down on sodomy.
 
2018-03-07 06:10:43 PM  
It's bad enough when adults do this kind of shiat and yea, it's definitely a sign of something gone wrong.
14?
WTF?
I bet he mutilates small animals and we'll hear more about this kid shooting up a school down the road.
 
2018-03-07 06:11:03 PM  
Respect his autoritah
 
2018-03-07 06:12:50 PM  
Mitt Romney got away with such things as a youth. Hmm...I wonder what could be the difference?

"He told us that he had gotten the uniform from his father," George Romney, then the Governor of Michigan, whose security detail was staffed by uniformed troopers. "He told us that he was using it to pull over drivers on the road. He also had a red flashing light that he would attach to the top of his white Rambler."

"A magistrate at Cranbrook, Romney's boarding school, recounted a famous prank in which Romney dressed up in full uniform and a badge, and placed a police light on top of his vehicle in order to pull over a car full of friends on a double date."

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0​6​/07/classmates-mitt-romney-im_n_157568​0.html
 
2018-03-07 06:14:22 PM  
Mitt Rom--

itcamefromschenectady: Mitt Romney got away with such things as a youth. Hmm...I wonder what could be the difference?

"He told us that he had gotten the uniform from his father," George Romney, then the Governor of Michigan, whose security detail was staffed by uniformed troopers. "He told us that he was using it to pull over drivers on the road. He also had a red flashing light that he would attach to the top of his white Rambler."

"A magistrate at Cranbrook, Romney's boarding school, recounted a famous prank in which Romney dressed up in full uniform and a badge, and placed a police light on top of his vehicle in order to pull over a car full of friends on a double date."

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06​/07/classmates-mitt-romney-im_n_157568​0.html


Dammit!
 
2018-03-07 06:19:21 PM  

ChipNASA: It's bad enough when adults do this kind of shiat and yea, it's definitely a sign of something gone wrong.
14?
WTF?
I bet he mutilates small animals and we'll hear more about this kid shooting up a school down the road.


Exactly this.  Serial killers that don't take jobs in law enforcement often impersonate police officers.
 
2018-03-07 06:20:07 PM  
At least he's motivated! At 14 I could barely be arsed to mow the lawn.
 
2018-03-07 06:22:07 PM  
Teens have been stealing, driving and picking passengers on transit buses for years
https://www.denverpost.com/2006/10/29​/​teen-drives-stolen-bus-on-transit-rout​e/
 
2018-03-07 06:24:18 PM  
CSB time ...

I was working the door as a bouncer at a club on Halloween. Two cops showed up and did the slow walk past me (the owner had told me to let cops in if they showed up but to let him know). I was about to signal the owner to come over, for some reason I looked down and noticed that the holster was black leather but the grip of the gun was plastic with an obvious seam. I grabbed them by the arm and told them nice try, they looked pretty sheepish and asked me how I knew. I didn't tell them.
 
2018-03-07 06:30:11 PM  
Kid's going to get shot. Domestic calls are the deadliest for law enforcement.
 
2018-03-07 06:34:35 PM  

Anastacya: Uh, how did grandma not notice that her SUV had a few additional features? And I truly hope that kid gets some help, because while he's definitely creative and confident, he's also manipulative and a host of other things.


It's his great-grandma, FWIW.
 
2018-03-07 06:37:35 PM  
A for effort?
 
2018-03-07 06:39:18 PM  
CS,B:

At one site I worked at, the guy running the tool crib had a State Trooper fetish... He wanted to be a cop so badly...

Two problems:

A) he was a bit... ummm... let us say "slow."
B) he had a deformed arm and would never pass the physical.

Didn't hold him back though. He bought an unmarked Crown Vic at auction, got some trooper hats from wherever and kept them on the back shelf, and got busted several times for pulling people over in traffic. I think the only reason he stayed out of jail was because he was so obviously demented.
 
2018-03-07 06:40:58 PM  

WTFDYW: The kid has big balls and big problems. Don't let this farker become a cop.


An asshole harassing random people for no reason?  Sounds like he's already a cop.
 
2018-03-07 06:44:28 PM  
He went about it all wrong. If he had shot soneone's dog, the police chief would have held a press conference praising him for getting rid of a vicious Labrador Retriever, and cleared him of any wrongdoing.
 
2018-03-07 06:46:22 PM  
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2018-03-07 06:46:33 PM  
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2018-03-07 07:01:36 PM  
What in the hell was he really trying to accomplish? Say he got let in for an actual domestic disturbance by chance, then what? weird
 
2018-03-07 07:19:19 PM  

berylman: What in the hell was he really trying to accomplish? Say he got let in for an actual domestic disturbance by chance, then what? weird


He gets to tell them what to do, and they have to listen to him.
 
2018-03-07 07:20:48 PM  
That's pretty ambitious for a 14 year old. But man, put this kid on some kind of watch list. He sounds like a future psychopath.
 
2018-03-07 07:25:23 PM  
I like how they kept referring to the perp as a "teen" or a "14 year old" as opposed to a "child". It let's me automatically know that a brown guy didn't get shot by a Hispanic white guy and riots are about to happen.
 
2018-03-07 07:41:42 PM  

ununcle: I like how they kept referring to the perp as a "teen" or a "14 year old" as opposed to a "child". It let's me automatically know that a brown guy didn't get shot by a Hispanic white guy and riots are about to happen.


Last time I checked, 14 qualifies as 'teen'. Besides, this kid is big enough to be confused for an adult. He's not a lil' rascal.
 
2018-03-07 07:50:11 PM  

Khazar-Khum: ununcle: I like how they kept referring to the perp as a "teen" or a "14 year old" as opposed to a "child". It let's me automatically know that a brown guy didn't get shot by a Hispanic white guy and riots are about to happen.

Last time I checked, 14 qualifies as 'teen'. Besides, this kid is big enough to be confused for an adult. He's not a lil' rascal.


I see a lot of fourteen year olds every day because I teach middle school.  Occasionally you see a kid with a Sasquatch-like beard and a deep voice sitting next to another 14 year old who looks like a third grader and talks like a cartoon character mouse.  It's surreal at times.
 
2018-03-07 07:58:40 PM  
A retired cop friend of mine had a partner who was sorta wacko, and had an odd, but effective means of dealign with domestic disturbances.  Once, responding to a call, a husband and wife were shouting and threatening one another.  Cop ignores them, walks into their living room, turns on the TV, sits on the couch, takes off his shoes, and begins trimming his toenails.  Feuding couple immediately stops and asks WTF?  Another time, he walked into the kitchen, opened the fridge and began making a sandwich.

It seems that pulling a Candid Camera type stunt pretty reliably causes people to forget what they were fighting about.
 
2018-03-07 07:59:10 PM  

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I see someone gave you a 'funny'. aside from you, you think anyone has a clue who that is?
 
2018-03-07 08:09:06 PM  

Catlenfell: Kid's going to get shot. Domestic calls are the deadliest for law enforcement.


He's not a real cop, so he's not getting dispatched to actual domestic disturbances. He's just farking with people that he's choosing according to his own criteria, and saying that he's responding to a call about a domestic disturbance to explain his presence.
 
2018-03-07 08:14:11 PM  
Almost sounds like something he learned from GTA. Unfortunately I found out that if you steal an ambulance and respond to calls and drop people off at the hospital to collect money, at best you can only do it 2 or 3 times before they catch on.
Probably because they were wondering why I was asking for payment for each patient dropped off. And why I wasn't in a uniform. And why I was carrying 9 guns.
 
2018-03-07 08:19:33 PM  
That first sentence is a real doozy.
 
2018-03-07 08:35:01 PM  
Where the hell does a 14 year old get the coin to gear up like that?
 
2018-03-07 08:36:36 PM  

scanman61: Where the hell does a 14 year old get the coin to gear up like that?


Grandmas wallet.
 
2018-03-07 09:10:34 PM  
What's his fark handle?
 
2018-03-07 09:13:17 PM  

cgraves67: That's pretty ambitious for a 14 year old. But man, put this kid on some kind of watch list. He sounds like a future psychopath.


Current psychopath. Future serial killer.
 
2018-03-07 09:15:48 PM  

Catlenfell: Kid's going to get shot. Domestic calls are the deadliest for law enforcement.


Best thing that could happen to him. This kid has a very disturbing future if he lives.
 
2018-03-07 09:17:35 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Teens have been stealing, driving and picking passengers on transit buses for years
https://www.denverpost.com/2006/10/29/​teen-drives-stolen-bus-on-transit-rout​e/


Stolen bus, I get it.
Driving the route and making the stops? Don't get it.
 
2018-03-07 09:29:46 PM  
George Zimmerman wannabe.
 
2018-03-07 10:02:47 PM  
Mother reportedly proud of her son going outside instead of sitting in front of that *.& console
 
2018-03-07 10:15:58 PM  

Khazar-Khum: ununcle: I like how they kept referring to the perp as a "teen" or a "14 year old" as opposed to a "child". It let's me automatically know that a brown guy didn't get shot by a Hispanic white guy and riots are about to happen.

Last time I checked, 14 qualifies as 'teen'. Besides, this kid is big enough to be confused for an adult. He's not a lil' rascal.


Thank you for  pointing that out. Treyvon Martin was 17. He was portrayed in the media as a child with candy gunned down by an evil white racial profiler.
 
2018-03-07 10:27:07 PM  
Serial killer in training
 
2018-03-07 10:28:16 PM  
Grandma's not going to be seeing that SUV for a while.
 
2018-03-07 10:29:58 PM  

ununcle: Thank you for  pointing that out. Treyvon Martin was 17. He was portrayed in the media as a child with candy gunned down by an evil white racial profiler.


Any time someone refers to a teen as a "child" you can be sure they're trying to emotionally manipulate you into feeling sorry for them. People who work with teens might call them teens, youth, young adults, adolescents, or little assholes. But they don't call them children.
 
2018-03-07 10:30:46 PM  

ununcle: Khazar-Khum: ununcle: I like how they kept referring to the perp as a "teen" or a "14 year old" as opposed to a "child". It let's me automatically know that a brown guy didn't get shot by a Hispanic white guy and riots are about to happen.

Last time I checked, 14 qualifies as 'teen'. Besides, this kid is big enough to be confused for an adult. He's not a lil' rascal.

Thank you for  pointing that out. Treyvon Martin was 17. He was portrayed in the media as a child with candy gunned down by an evil white racial profiler.


That's because he was gunned down by an evil white racial profiler.
 
2018-03-07 10:38:22 PM  

rustyfark: drjekel_mrhyde: Teens have been stealing, driving and picking passengers on transit buses for years
https://www.denverpost.com/2006/10/29/​teen-drives-stolen-bus-on-transit-rout​e/

Stolen bus, I get it.
Driving the route and making the stops? Don't get it.


They kept ringing the bell!
 
2018-03-07 10:58:49 PM  

Duke of Madness Motors: That's because he was gunned down by an evil white racial profiler.


But he died doing what he loved. That is what's lost in this debate. He died doing what he had a passion for. Bashing skulls into pavement. God bless the children.
 
2018-03-07 11:28:03 PM  

Duke of Madness Motors: ununcle: Khazar-Khum: ununcle: I like how they kept referring to the perp as a "teen" or a "14 year old" as opposed to a "child". It let's me automatically know that a brown guy didn't get shot by a Hispanic white guy and riots are about to happen.

Last time I checked, 14 qualifies as 'teen'. Besides, this kid is big enough to be confused for an adult. He's not a lil' rascal.

Thank you for  pointing that out. Treyvon Martin was 17. He was portrayed in the media as a child with candy gunned down by an evil white racial profiler.

That's because he was gunned down by an evil white racial profiler.


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2018-03-07 11:48:08 PM  

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I was watching that just now and it paused to buffer, but I heard sirens. I'm like "WTF?" but saw the lights on the window blinds.

/ There's an old folks home down the street so it's not all that rare
 
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