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(The Hill)   Sessions on Trump's management style: He 'makes the trains run on time'   ( thehill.com) divider line
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2018-03-07 04:23:38 PM  
"Golf carts". Not trains.
 
2018-03-07 04:25:18 PM  
Pfft, please.  That's not his doing.  He has people who schedules his porn-star gang-bangs for him.
 
2018-03-07 04:26:41 PM  
Lot of trains on the east coast aren't running.
 
2018-03-07 04:28:07 PM  
WTActualF?  Trump couldn't make 4 casinos turn a profit, and an untrained monkey could do that - trains are well beyond his skillset.
 
2018-03-07 04:28:54 PM  
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CHOO CHOO LOSERS!
 
2018-03-07 04:32:57 PM  
I was going to post an image of the 2017 Amtrak derailment with the caption "This is a train running on Trump Time", but since there were deaths, I thought that a bit insensitive.

But you can picture it.
 
2018-03-07 04:34:53 PM  
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2018-03-07 04:35:32 PM  
He 'moves the ball' - with his foot from the rough to the fairway?
Golf cheaters are the worst!
 
2018-03-07 04:47:11 PM  
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2018-03-07 04:47:22 PM  
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2018-03-07 04:53:36 PM  
Hail Cheetolini.
 
2018-03-07 05:21:28 PM  
Right, because the first question to ask after a train wreck is "But was it on time?"
 
2018-03-07 05:33:22 PM  
Poor Ivanka
 
2018-03-07 05:44:55 PM  
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Well, several of them are on time anyway.
 
2018-03-07 05:45:48 PM  
He 'moves the ball'

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2018-03-07 05:46:33 PM  
FTA: "I think President Trump moves the ball. He can get things done that I'm not sure any other person in America could get done. He is bold; he's not worried about what people say," Sessions said in an interview with Shannon Bream airing Wednesday night on Fox News.

Not worried what people say? Oh, Jeff, you can't deny Trump's Tweet Storms whenever somebody hurts his feelings, questions his actions.

/God, Trump's such a twit.
 
2018-03-07 05:54:47 PM  
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2018-03-07 05:55:04 PM  
it puts the lotion on its skin
 
2018-03-07 05:55:47 PM  
"He's not worried what people say."

No he just shiats out bilzzards of infuriated tweets about every C-list celebrity who pokes fun at him.
 
2018-03-07 05:56:40 PM  
It's the going 'around the bend' that worries us.
 
2018-03-07 05:57:15 PM  
Who would have thought that a fine man like Sessions would use a quote commonly associated with Hitler or Stalin to describe Trump?

/yes, I know it's not what he said.
 
2018-03-07 05:57:44 PM  
"I think President Trump moves the ball. He can get things done that I'm not sure any other person in America could get done. He is bold; he's not worried about what people say," Sessions said

Shouldn't the president worried about improving things as opposed to simply changing them?  Unless he is all knowing, shouldn't he be listening to what others say?
 
2018-03-07 05:57:53 PM  

phalamir: WTActualF?  Trump couldn't make 4 casinos turn a profit, and an untrained monkey could do that - trains are well beyond his skillset.


But the casinos WERE on time.
 
2018-03-07 05:57:55 PM  

fusillade762: He 'moves the ball'

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So do punters.
 
2018-03-07 05:57:57 PM  
Do these people not hear what they sound like?
 
2018-03-07 05:58:02 PM  
"I want you to say something nice about me. Say it or I'm gonna have the Secret Service guys rough you up. Believe me, they'll do it. You should see what they did to Bannon."

"Mr. President, I..."

"Shut up, Magoo."
 
2018-03-07 05:58:15 PM  
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2018-03-07 05:58:51 PM  
I can translate what Sessions said:

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2018-03-07 05:59:22 PM  
lol

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2018-03-07 05:59:49 PM  
I assume he meant "wreck."
 
2018-03-07 06:00:21 PM  
'Hail Trump!': Richard Spencer Speech Excerpts
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He's just saying what Republicans actually believe
 
2018-03-07 06:00:37 PM  
The thought of d2s making ANYthing run better makes me
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2018-03-07 06:01:06 PM  
The press secretary has never not been late....
 
2018-03-07 06:01:13 PM  
Il Douchey
 
2018-03-07 06:01:30 PM  
He makes the trains run on time, he makes the little cars go down the hotwheels track without falling off, and he makes the cap guns go pew pew
 
2018-03-07 06:01:45 PM  

Evil Twin Skippy: Do these people not hear what they sound like?


You can't dog-whistle unless you know the frequency
 
2018-03-07 06:01:51 PM  

Sgygus: Hail Cheetolini.


All Hail Cheeto Benito!
 
2018-03-07 06:02:31 PM  
He can get things done by threatening the other person. "I will be happy to tell Mueller how helpful you were during the transition. Oh, you will sue California for me. Thanks, Jeffy, now I won't need to see Bob for a while."
 
2018-03-07 06:03:11 PM  
Sure he moves the ball like ball like a chaotic pinball game in multi-ball phase but all the pings subtract from the score.
 
2018-03-07 06:03:13 PM  
NO HE DOESN'T!
 
2018-03-07 06:04:40 PM  

forteblast: Right, because the first question to ask after a train wreck is "But was it on time?"


Right into the wall.
 
2018-03-07 06:04:54 PM  
So did Mussolini. I don't think the Chirping Twatwaffle wants to end up like he did, however. They don't make rope strong enough.
 
2018-03-07 06:04:57 PM  
I can assure you that nearly anyone in America can do the things Trump does if not better.  He's really giving him a lot of credit
 
2018-03-07 06:06:43 PM  
"trump motivates and energizes people"
It is amazing how quickly people will hurry to their next task after you've sheit yourself at the conference table.

Look, you shifty little rodent, trump doesn't move the ball so much as he can't remember from day to day where it was. And of course he has tremendous energy, he's on farking amphetamines!
Keep it up though, maybe next time trump has a Big Mac in bed, he'll allow you to lick the special sauce from his navel pit.
 
2018-03-07 06:07:54 PM  
"I think President Trump moves the ball"
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2018-03-07 06:08:24 PM  
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/Twain run-on rhyme
 
2018-03-07 06:10:12 PM  
I think we can finally conclude that Sessions is cooperating with Mueller and says these things in the hope that Trump will confide something damaging to him.
 
2018-03-07 06:11:45 PM  
Gang of Four - Outside the Trains Don't Run on Time
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2018-03-07 06:14:52 PM  
So he quotes something attributed to be about Stalin (although not true, it is widely believed) to refer to Trump?  Brilliant.
 
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