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(CBC)   Scientists plan simulated oil spills. EVERYBODY SIMULATE PANIC   ( cbc.ca) divider line
    More: Interesting, oil, Petroleum, spills, oil spills, freshwater environments, bitumen, diluted bitumen, Winnipeg Free Press  
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2018-03-07 06:48:57 PM  
Simulated outrage!
 
2018-03-07 07:02:46 PM  
Will there be a simulated anus?
 
2018-03-07 07:43:06 PM  
I could give em the real thing for a fraction of the price. This seems to be not very cost effective.
 
2018-03-07 08:09:36 PM  
OWE KNOWS!!!!2!!!2!

/am I doing it right?
 
2018-03-07 09:05:10 PM  

HighlanderRPI: Will there be a simulated anus?


I came here for the simulated hitting of the anus. I am leaving pretending to be satisfied.
 
2018-03-08 12:15:47 AM  
I'm a simulated fish, and I take simulated umbrage over this simulated oil spill.
 
2018-03-08 12:40:37 AM  
Save the simulated trees!

/Reads username
 
2018-03-08 01:27:19 AM  
Is it really a simulation when you're dumping actual oil? It's more in the category of controlled.
 
2018-03-08 01:30:57 AM  
Will a simulated Quebecois town burn simulatedly?
 
2018-03-08 01:41:28 AM  
This isn't BP here so I have hopes they will be able to contain it.
 
2018-03-08 05:19:59 AM  

wildcardjack: Is it really a simulation when you're dumping actual oil? It's more in the category of controlled.


BURN THE JOKE KILLER!
 
2018-03-08 07:02:28 AM  
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It's been done.
 
2018-03-08 08:59:34 AM  
Snow will be the simulated oil for this drill.
 
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