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2018-03-07 02:17:21 PM  
I don't think the old testament dudes could decide when and where to prophesize, nor did they try to coerce I AM aka Yahweh into doing things their way.

I could be incorrect.
 
2018-03-07 02:42:06 PM  
1 Timothy 2:12 :"But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence." KJV
 
2018-03-07 02:53:49 PM  
her role as a prophet of God is to "change governments" like the prophets of the Old Testament. She told her fellow "generals" in spiritual warfare, "We are God's enforcers in the Earth for His will to be done."

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2018-03-07 03:01:49 PM  
Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there.

Being a person who pays attention to lyrics makes being a Yes fan a very difficult thing.
 
2018-03-07 03:02:09 PM  
Out-N-Out?  As far as burger knockoff places go they're not bad, but I prefer a kosher burger at Five Goys.
 
2018-03-07 03:02:58 PM  
Heretics.
 
2018-03-07 03:03:04 PM  
Those people aren't closer to the edge.  They're over it.
 
2018-03-07 03:05:11 PM  

Uzzah: Mountains come out of the sky and they stand there.

Being a person who pays attention to lyrics makes being a Yes fan a very difficult thing.


Oh. It's MOUNTAINS.  Always heard it as "mothers come out of the sky" and I was ....well, at first I was o.O, then I was "oh, yeah, right, this is Yes."
 
2018-03-07 03:05:21 PM  

RJReves: I don't think the old testament dudes could decide when and where to prophesize, nor did they try to coerce I AM aka Yahweh into doing things their way.

I could be incorrect.


Abraham convinced God to not kill Lot in S&G, but only mineralize his wife an have his daughters rape him.  And Moses had God make Aaron his PR spokesman.  So there are cases of the Big Guy being made to change his mind.  Hell there was that whole "Kill you kid -> Kill all the livestock -> I'll kill My kid" fiasco where God coulnd't figure out what operating system to run the Earth on.
 
2018-03-07 03:05:49 PM  
Religion, justifying the actions and beliefs of mentally ill people for thousands of years.
 
2018-03-07 03:06:06 PM  

Krieghund: Out-N-Out?  As far as burger knockoff places go they're not bad, but I prefer a kosher burger at Five Goys.


Are you kidding? Out-n-Out makes the best nothingburgers, fresh Polonium flavor with Russian dressing.

Also- Thanks subby, now I have that farking awesome song stuck in my head all day, paired up with the image of the remaining White House cabinet dressed up like NERV. Mixed feels.
 
2018-03-07 03:06:20 PM  
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2018-03-07 03:07:52 PM  
please fark off.
 
2018-03-07 03:07:53 PM  
I've seen all good people, and very few of them are featured on Right Wing Watch.
 
2018-03-07 03:08:39 PM  
FTA: When Jacobs' husband Mike introduced her in one session, he said she was not there to speak pleasant words but to reveal the counsel of God, who he prayed would touch her lips. "Lord," he prayed, "we don't want to hear from a human, we want to hear from you."

So it was God doing a ventriloquist act?
 
2018-03-07 03:08:48 PM  

whidbey: her role as a prophet of God is to "change governments" like the prophets of the Old Testament. She told her fellow "generals" in spiritual warfare, "We are God's enforcers in the Earth for His will to be done."

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Death-defying mutilated armies gather near
Crawling out of dirty holes, their morals, their morals disappear
 
2018-03-07 03:08:51 PM  
The enemy is mocking us to our face.


We can't help it. You're just so damned mockable.
 
2018-03-07 03:10:17 PM  
"We are God's enforcers in the Earth for His will to be done."

Can't God just do it himself? Is he busy watching reruns of Mama's Family or something?
 
2018-03-07 03:11:16 PM  
On Friday evening she spent more than 20 minutes urging people to give more money to Dutch Sheets Ministries, the organizer of the event, promising them that if they sowed a generous seed they and their families would be richly blessed.

Dutch Sheets. For when only the best will do for your oven
 
2018-03-07 03:11:46 PM  

Slypork: FTA: When Jacobs' husband Mike introduced her in one session, he said she was not there to speak pleasant words but to reveal the counsel of God, who he prayed would touch her lips. "Lord," he prayed, "we don't want to hear from a human, we want to hear from you."

So it was God doing a ventriloquist act?


Even in His most depraved moments, God wouldn't stick his arm up that woman's ass - and this is the guy who invented the gulper eel.
 
2018-03-07 03:12:21 PM  

dickfreckle: "We are God's enforcers in the Earth for His will to be done."

Can't God just do it himself? Is he busy watching reruns of Mama's Family or something?


Listen, the all powerful creator and ruler of the universe, who is both a white male and in control of all things, is very, very concerned for the human race, and out of all the numerous superclusters of galaxies, and of all the numerous habitable worlds with life, he is choosing this one contemptible person to express his highly constrictive and outright hostile dogma through.

This is no laughing matter.
 
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2018-03-07 03:12:51 PM  

phalamir: RJReves: I don't think the old testament dudes could decide when and where to prophesize, nor did they try to coerce I AM aka Yahweh into doing things their way.

I could be incorrect.

Abraham convinced God to not kill Lot in S&G, but only mineralize his wife an have his daughters rape him.  And Moses had God make Aaron his PR spokesman.  So there are cases of the Big Guy being made to change his mind.  Hell there was that whole "Kill you kid -> Kill all the livestock -> I'll kill My kid" fiasco where God coulnd't figure out what operating system to run the Earth on.


So she was a-salted and he was assaulted?
 
2018-03-07 03:12:56 PM  
Jacobs said last year that God wants Christians to get "so profoundly wealthy" that it will make Jews jealous enough to convert.

But don't you dare call them racists/bigots/anti-Semites/etc.  farking coont
 
2018-03-07 03:12:59 PM  

red230: Religion, justifying the actions and beliefs of mentally ill people for thousands of years.


Or simply sociopaths, who are - technically - not mentally ill.
 
2018-03-07 03:13:06 PM  
Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
 
2018-03-07 03:13:34 PM  
Jacobs wielded a gavel that she had bought at the Supreme Court gift shop on an earlier trip to Washington, saying that God had instructed her to "convene the court of heaven" about the Deep State:

Oh FFS this just keeps getting dumber as I plow through it (much like subby's mom). Let me go find my Cracker Jack sheriff's badge so I can appoint myself bailiff of this wonderful new court. It's God's plan that I usher the plaintiffs of Hollywood, CNN, and the Jew York Times in an out of this grand new court to face judgment.
 
2018-03-07 03:13:41 PM  
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/DNRFA
 
2018-03-07 03:14:27 PM  
I'm willing to bet she has oddly strong opinions about Sharia law, too.
 
2018-03-07 03:14:28 PM  
The enemy is mocking us to our face. Every time we turn on the news, it seems as if there's a mocking spirit saying how impotent we have been. But I want to say to you, there's a new marshal in town, there's a new sheriff in town, the people of Christ understand our authority. Can you feel it? Amen. This is the turnaround season.

The god damned Padres management tells us that every year...
 
2018-03-07 03:14:34 PM  
What a "Court of Heaven" might look like:

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2018-03-07 03:15:54 PM  

Epoch_Zero: dickfreckle: "We are God's enforcers in the Earth for His will to be done."

Can't God just do it himself? Is he busy watching reruns of Mama's Family or something?

Listen, the all powerful creator and ruler of the universe, who is both a white male and in control of all things, is very, very concerned for the human race, and out of all the numerous superclusters of galaxies, and of all the numerous habitable worlds with life, he is choosing this one contemptible person to express his highly constrictive and outright hostile dogma through.

This is no laughing matter.


Well, Epoch_Zero (if that is your real name), if it's no laughing matter why is there a "funny" button just above your post? Did you think about that, Mr. Smarty Man?
 
2018-03-07 03:16:46 PM  
Associating one of the greatest songs ever written with these religious loontards just isn't cool, subby.
 
2018-03-07 03:17:30 PM  
A large portion of our society considers these people wise and respected civic leaders, and want people of like mindset to run our government and preside over our courts, let that sink in.
 
2018-03-07 03:17:52 PM  
If these people ever seize power, the death toll will be incredible and the streets with be awash in blood.
 
2018-03-07 03:18:38 PM  
I always marvel about how the personal prejudices of people like this always line up perfectly with what they say God's will is. It's almost like they're just making shiat up to justify being an asshole to others.
 
2018-03-07 03:18:43 PM  
Call it morning driving through the sound and
In and out the looney
 
2018-03-07 03:19:33 PM  
Jezebel spirit put on your tight red pants
Jezebel spirit put on your tight red pants
Jezebel spirit pick up the mic and prance (yow!)
 
2018-03-07 03:19:41 PM  
Autechre - Theme of Sudden roundabout [HQ]
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2018-03-07 03:19:44 PM  
They hanged Savonarola once they got tired of his crap. These people would do well to keep him in mind.
 
2018-03-07 03:20:38 PM  

doctor wu: Associating one of the greatest songs ever written with these religious loontards just isn't cool, subby.


They did that themselves.

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2018-03-07 03:21:07 PM  
Subby, associating the legacy of YES with some two-bit fundie con artist makes me want to peacefully smack you upside the head.
 
2018-03-07 03:21:59 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: 1 Timothy 2:12 :"But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence." KJV


Timmy was a poofter who thought even married sex was too icky to accept.
 
2018-03-07 03:22:24 PM  
...that's what a hamburger's all about?
 
2018-03-07 03:24:16 PM  

HighOnCraic: whidbey: her role as a prophet of God is to "change governments" like the prophets of the Old Testament. She told her fellow "generals" in spiritual warfare, "We are God's enforcers in the Earth for His will to be done."

[img.fark.net image 500x363]

Death-defying mutilated armies gather near
Crawling out of dirty holes, their morals, their morals disappear


Jon Anderson was a prophet? Wow.
 
2018-03-07 03:25:31 PM  
Are they praying for God to watch over Trump in his upcoming court proceedings about his ability to buy the silence of the porn star he raw dogged while married to his 3rd wife just after she gave birth to his son?
 
2018-03-07 03:25:43 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Jacobs said last year that God wants Christians to get "so profoundly wealthy" that it will make Jews jealous enough to convert.

But don't you dare call them racists/bigots/anti-Semites/etc.  farking coont


She only means that people will naturally choose their "sincerely held religious beliefs" based on how rich they think it will make them, how much they will personally benefit. Just like Jesus instructed!
 
2018-03-07 03:25:43 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Jacobs said last year that God wants Christians to get "so profoundly wealthy" that it will make Jews jealous enough to convert.

But don't you dare call them racists/bigots/anti-Semites/etc.  farking coont


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2018-03-07 03:26:49 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Jacobs said last year that God wants Christians to get "so profoundly wealthy" that it will make Jews jealous enough to convert.

But don't you dare call them racists/bigots/anti-Semites/etc.  farking coont


I must have missed that part of the Bible where it said, "Gather ye up all the wealth you can and horde it to lord over those less fortunate than you."

I mean, I got the other important parts like "love one another," and "don't be a dick to other people," and "don't shiat where you eat."  I've read it cover to cover, even the weird shiat in the Old Testament.  Can someone help me out here?
 
2018-03-07 03:26:58 PM  

zerkalo: On Friday evening she spent more than 20 minutes urging people to give more money to Dutch Sheets Ministries, the organizer of the event, promising them that if they sowed a generous seed they and their families would be richly blessed.

Dutch Sheets. For when only the best will do for your oven


These organizations really need to start losing their tax exempt status.

The deal was to stay the fark out of politics and that clearly isn't happening.
 
2018-03-07 03:27:29 PM  

dionysusaur: HighOnCraic: whidbey: her role as a prophet of God is to "change governments" like the prophets of the Old Testament. She told her fellow "generals" in spiritual warfare, "We are God's enforcers in the Earth for His will to be done."

[img.fark.net image 500x363]

Death-defying mutilated armies gather near
Crawling out of dirty holes, their morals, their morals disappear

Jon Anderson was a prophet? Wow.


Like most good prophets, you really don't know what the hell they're talking about until after the fact.
 
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