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(The Sun)   How long are you going live? Try out this handy interactive map to figure how long you've got to go before you keel over and start flapping on the ground (English or Welsh locations only) (possible nsfw content on page)   ( thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2018-03-07 01:49:02 PM  
Cool. Let's try this.....

"Try an English or Welsh postcode eg PO15 5RR."

Nice fail for everybody outside the UK subby. However, I guess you could pretend that you lived in Funtley. But who wants to live in Funtley?
 
2018-03-07 02:08:47 PM  

Dumski: Cool. Let's try this.....

"Try an English or Welsh postcode eg PO15 5RR."

Nice fail for everybody outside the UK subby. However, I guess you could pretend that you lived in Funtley. But who wants to live in Funtley?


Exactly.
Subby, if you see a dick, suck it.
 
2018-03-07 02:20:55 PM  

Dumski: Cool. Let's try this.....

"Try an English or Welsh postcode eg PO15 5RR."

Nice fail for everybody outside the UK subby. However, I guess you could pretend that you lived in Funtley. But who wants to live in Funtley?


Alan Funt?
 
2018-03-07 02:46:30 PM  
After seeing the report on the news about how much plastic is in the ocean, maybe not that long.
 
2018-03-07 02:54:46 PM  

RJReves: Dumski: Cool. Let's try this.....

"Try an English or Welsh postcode eg PO15 5RR."

Nice fail for everybody outside the UK subby. However, I guess you could pretend that you lived in Funtley. But who wants to live in Funtley?

Alan Funt?


Christopher Lee?
 
2018-03-07 03:10:17 PM  
[FAIL] tag unavalable, failmitter?
 
2018-03-07 03:10:23 PM  
I just realized, rock and roll would have sucked if the Nazis had occupied Britain.
Huh.
 
2018-03-07 03:11:29 PM  
I see East Meon and Lower Farringdon.  Is this a calculator for hobbits?
 
2018-03-07 03:11:31 PM  
I was promised NSFW content, and subby did not deliver.
 
2018-03-07 03:13:31 PM  
Psh. I'll exist as long as the internet does. My cunning wit and exceptional intelligence are well documented across the web.
 
2018-03-07 03:14:37 PM  
Remember, if a thing doesn't apply to Americans, it can obviously suck all the dicks.

/ Not Subby
 
2018-03-07 03:15:14 PM  
Apparently everyone outside England and Wales is either dead, or immortal.
 
2018-03-07 03:16:37 PM  

Make More Hinjews: Remember, if a thing doesn't apply to Americans, it can obviously suck all the dicks.

/ Not Subby


This would be just as much of a fail if it only applied to the state of California.
 
2018-03-07 03:18:24 PM  

snowjack: Make More Hinjews: Remember, if a thing doesn't apply to Americans, it can obviously suck all the dicks.

/ Not Subby

This would be just as much of a fail if it only applied to the state of California.


Or North America, for that matter.
 
2018-03-07 03:19:25 PM  
Why do men die before their wives?

Because we CAN.
 
2018-03-07 03:19:31 PM  
Try an English or Welsh postcode eg PO15 5RR.

I would never survive long in Wales what with their language having words like egPO155RR.
 
2018-03-07 03:20:47 PM  

snowjack: snowjack: Make More Hinjews: Remember, if a thing doesn't apply to Americans, it can obviously suck all the dicks.

/ Not Subby

This would be just as much of a fail if it only applied to the state of California.

Or North America, for that matter.


LET'S BE REAL THO... if it were North America, people would be oooing and aaahing about how it included Canada and Mexico, too - wowza!

I think, honestly, this is just a "tiny country" thing.  (Though I guess 'mitty could've included England in the title.)
 
2018-03-07 03:21:12 PM  
You accidentally word subby?
 
2018-03-07 03:22:27 PM  
"You get what everyone gets:  You get a lifetime."
 
2018-03-07 03:26:39 PM  

dracos31: Why do men die before their wives?

Because we CAN.


its part of the escape plan.  A poor part mind you, but a part.
 
2018-03-07 03:30:16 PM  

Make More Hinjews: Remember, if a thing doesn't apply to Americans, it can obviously suck all the dicks.

/ Not Subby


This guy gets it
 
2018-03-07 03:33:58 PM  
Flapping is hard if you've keeled over.

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2018-03-07 03:40:54 PM  
I believe the numbers have just decreased for postal code SP1 2PH .
 
2018-03-07 03:46:36 PM  
Sorry, I read it as "fapping" and immediately threw myself to the ground and started.
 
2018-03-07 03:52:38 PM  
Well, let's take a look here...OOPS, gotta go, got to be at the cemetery in 26 minutes...
 
2018-03-07 03:55:15 PM  
I'll just move to a better zipcode when I'm 67.
 
2018-03-07 03:55:33 PM  
I was stationed in Bedfordshire for 2 years. Not long enough for this tool, but long enough to be put at risk for mad cow disease.

/Swiss cheese for brains, that's me!
 
2018-03-07 03:59:42 PM  
no amused
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2018-03-07 04:00:02 PM  

Mukster: Sorry, I read it as "fapping" and immediately threw myself to the ground and started.


So no different than every other thread?
 
2018-03-07 04:00:09 PM  

Dumski: Cool. Let's try this.....

"Try an English or Welsh postcode eg PO15 5RR."

Nice fail for everybody outside the UK subby. However, I guess you could pretend that you lived in Funtley. But who wants to live in Funtley?


I'd live in East Funtley, but, is there any other Funtley?
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2018-03-07 04:05:29 PM  
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2018-03-07 04:08:35 PM  
All these people upset that it only applies to England DO realize that your zip code is not a valid medical diagnosis, right?
 
2018-03-07 04:11:34 PM  
I was really hoping to get an estimate for POTUS
 
2018-03-07 05:11:23 PM  
Coworker just died, so I'm getting a kick.

/2nd coworker to die this year
//Do everything you want now. Time is finite
 
2018-03-07 05:22:23 PM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: Dumski: Cool. Let's try this.....

"Try an English or Welsh postcode eg PO15 5RR."

Nice fail for everybody outside the UK subby. However, I guess you could pretend that you lived in Funtley. But who wants to live in Funtley?

Exactly.
Subby, if you see a dick, suck it.


Handle checks out.
 
2018-03-07 05:25:38 PM  

ComaToast: Try an English or Welsh postcode eg PO15 5RR.

I would never survive long in Wales what with their language having words like egPO155RR.


Researching my genealogy revealed several lines that originated in Wales way back in the day.  I assume they all left because they couldn't spell the words or speak the language.
 
2018-03-07 05:47:43 PM  

winedrinkingman: I was really hoping to get an estimate for POTUS


https://flowingdata.com/2009/10/02/ho​w​-long-people-live-in-america/

Washington DC 72
 
2018-03-07 06:20:54 PM  
What's the bet this wont tell me how long *I* have to live, just the average lifespan of people who have similar habits and traits to me?

That's not helpful. I could be the outlier on the graph, no telling which end either.
 
2018-03-07 06:21:53 PM  

get real: winedrinkingman: I was really hoping to get an estimate for POTUS

https://flowingdata.com/2009/10/02/how​-long-people-live-in-america/

Washington DC 72


Yeah I think we were all hoping for something a little more individualised and specific.
 
2018-03-07 06:24:29 PM  
Most life expectancy calculators say 94-96 for me. Which is interesting, as my father died at 47 and my brother at 48. Mom's father died at 52, dad's at 72. I'm 66 and in good health still.

On the other hand, my father's father's mother died at 104. She ran a farm by herself up to 102, then broke a hip.

Just remember: the longer you live, the longer you are likely to live.
 
2018-03-07 06:24:53 PM  
What we really need to know is the specific place on the planet, down to square feet, where we will die. Then if you want to live forever, just avoid going there.

Probably going to suck if that turns out to be a hospital and we get taken there while incapacitated.
 
2018-03-07 06:34:32 PM  

Nidiot: What we really need to know is the specific place on the planet, down to square feet, where we will die. Then if you want to live forever, just avoid going there.

Probably going to suck if that turns out to be a hospital and we get taken there while incapacitated.


That reminds me, I have an appointment in Samarra.
 
2018-03-07 06:45:11 PM  
If the whisky don't kill me, I'll live till I die.
 
2018-03-07 06:56:53 PM  

Dumski: Cool. Let's try this.....

"Try an English or Welsh postcode eg PO15 5RR."

Nice fail for everybody outside the UK subby. However, I guess you could pretend that you lived in Funtley. But who wants to live in Funtley?


I can see how long a random citzen of Funtley will live, and then send them a post card with the happy news!

What was that random post code again?
 
2018-03-07 06:59:20 PM  

ComaToast: Try an English or Welsh postcode eg PO15 5RR.

I would never survive long in Wales what with their language having words like egPO155RR.


The RR is silent.
 
2018-03-07 07:01:13 PM  

natazha: Most life expectancy calculators say 94-96 for me. Which is interesting, as my father died at 47 and my brother at 48. Mom's father died at 52, dad's at 72. I'm 66 and in good health still.

On the other hand, my father's father's mother died at 104. She ran a farm by herself up to 102, then broke a hip.

Just remember: the longer you live, the longer you are likely to live.


True. People in their late 80's rarely die before they're 65.
 
2018-03-07 07:13:28 PM  

ComaToast: Try an English or Welsh postcode eg PO15 5RR.

I would never survive long in Wales what with their language having words like egPO155RR.


Don't worry, they all speak English too.  They're not very good at it, of course, but they're no worse at it than the English.
 
2018-03-07 08:08:01 PM  
I'm already dead on the inside.
 
2018-03-07 08:52:11 PM  
I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!
 
2018-03-07 09:24:34 PM  
I go live everyday.
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