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2018-03-07 12:48:44 PM  
Nope.
 
2018-03-07 12:50:15 PM  
Wow...it's a like Rosetta Stone to the vapid and irritating.
 
2018-03-07 12:55:34 PM  
No mention of the Illuminati? Fail.
 
2018-03-07 01:03:18 PM  
The extent of my 'wondering' was to shake my head ruefully and say "AWs gonna AW".
 
2018-03-07 01:03:34 PM  
IHeartRadio can go fark themselves.
 
2018-03-07 01:06:18 PM  
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2018-03-07 01:14:48 PM  
Why can't they get REAL names like Caitlin, Katelyn, and Kaitalynn?
 
2018-03-07 01:18:25 PM  
i just assumed it was because they were vapid attention seekers
 
2018-03-07 01:19:00 PM  
Thanks, O.J.  If you didn't decide to turn your ex-wife into a Pez dispenser, we wouldn't have Kardashian threads.
 
2018-03-07 01:19:08 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: i just assumed it was because they were vapid attention seekers


This
 
2018-03-07 01:23:35 PM  
I had a nightmare once where I cared about what happened to the Kardashians. Does that count as one time?
 
2018-03-07 01:25:32 PM  
Yes, I remember all the times. There were exactly zero of those.
 
2018-03-07 01:26:16 PM  
Their reasoning for giving them stupid names is as stupid as their names.

"Pharrell Williams thought it was cool so that's what we went with."
 
2018-03-07 01:45:53 PM  
Everything wrong with current pop culture can be traced back to these idiots, esp Kris.

The very definition of whores.
 
2018-03-07 01:57:28 PM  

scotchcrotch: Everything wrong with current pop culture can be traced back to these idiots, esp Kris.

The very definition of whores.


Meh, I'll take a friedly whore over a biatchy nun.

My wife watches that show, and they generally don't seem like conniving or vindictive people so I'll give them a pass.
 
2018-03-07 01:58:36 PM  

scotchcrotch: Everything wrong with current pop culture can be traced back to these idiots, esp Kris.

The very definition of whores.


True.  Before these idiots came along, pop culture was fantastic.  It was a beautiful time of Paris Hilton, Kevin Federline, Nu-Metal, and Octomom.  Clearly, things have gone downhill.
 
2018-03-07 02:07:23 PM  
I'd like to recommend some upcoming names:

Krappy
Krazy
Kash
Klowney
O.J.
Kchewbacca
Kay
 
2018-03-07 02:12:28 PM  
No. I don't remember that thing that never happened.
 
2018-03-07 02:57:30 PM  
So you don't have to click, here's why they picked weird names for their kids: they thought it sounded cool, there was a play on words, middle name was an homage to a parent or grandparent.

You know, pretty much why parents pick any name. They just didn't take "I don't want my kid to get made fun of for their name" into consideration which can be a factor for some parents.

I'm going to go do something productive now.
 
2018-03-07 04:02:38 PM  
Stormi Webster

Well, at least she won't have to change it when she starts stripping.
 
2018-03-07 04:47:54 PM  
No. And no.
 
2018-03-07 05:25:24 PM  

abhorrent1: Their reasoning for giving them stupid names is as stupid as their names.

"Pharrell Williams thought it was cool so that's what we went with."


they got pranked
 
2018-03-07 05:42:24 PM  
Can we just not greenlight another Kardashian thread unless the headline contains "...in an apparent murder-suicide"?
 
2018-03-07 05:47:15 PM  
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2018-03-07 05:49:31 PM  
I tried reading the first one and I could literally feel my brain rusting.
 
2018-03-07 05:52:30 PM  
They picked the names they did because they're ignorant, uneducated attention whores who had children because they're accessories they can tote around with them. It's like when Paris Hilton that had little chihuahua in her purse. Those children are the human equivalent to that.

As for Kylie Jenner and her illegitimate tax deduction, she's 20. She knows nothing about anything, and clearly that extends to what birth control is and how it's used. My best friend wants a child more than anything in this world, but can't physically have any. Her and her husband have been trying to adopt for years, and that's after they stopped IVF. The fact that vapid twunt can reproduce with no difficulty but she can't hurts my heart.

/loves children but doesn't want any
//wishes people who wanted them could have them
///also wishes the Kardashian/Jenner clan would disappear into the ether
 
2018-03-07 06:45:35 PM  
Is there such a thing as a filter one can apply to news websites (not FARK, of course) that will block any and all content containing, for example, the word "Kardashian" from appearing on my screen? Because I want that, very badly.
 
2018-03-07 07:21:10 PM  
I read part of the article the stopped when I realized they had that many kids! I feel less intelligent for reading that now.  Thanks subby
 
2018-03-07 07:51:26 PM  

Bedstead Polisher: So you don't have to click, here's why they picked weird names for their kids: they thought it sounded cool, there was a play on words, middle name was an homage to a parent or grandparent.

You know, pretty much why parents pick any name. They just didn't take "I don't want my kid to get made fun of for their name" into consideration which can be a factor for some parents.

I'm going to go do something productive now.


Like these kids are ever going to be in situations where other kids can ridicule them. None will grow up to be cancer researchers; they're all destined for the Ho Stroll.
 
2018-03-07 07:56:46 PM  

Khazar-Khum: Bedstead Polisher: So you don't have to click, here's why they picked weird names for their kids: they thought it sounded cool, there was a play on words, middle name was an homage to a parent or grandparent.

You know, pretty much why parents pick any name. They just didn't take "I don't want my kid to get made fun of for their name" into consideration which can be a factor for some parents.

I'm going to go do something productive now.

Like these kids are ever going to be in situations where other kids can ridicule them. None will grow up to be cancer researchers; they're all destined for the Ho Stroll.


Just you wait. Dream is going to rebel against the attention whoreness of her family and become a scholar. She'll change her name to Diane.
 
2018-03-07 10:12:29 PM  
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2018-03-08 02:29:40 AM  

WordsnCollision: Is there such a thing as a filter one can apply to news websites (not FARK, of course) that will block any and all content containing, for example, the word "Kardashian" from appearing on my screen? Because I want that, very badly.


You can use browser extensions to replace "Kardashian" with "Cardassian," and maybe "Jenner" with "Kazon."
 
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