If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(KSL Salt Lake City)   On second thought, maybe storing stolen boats, ski jets, trailers worth $100-thousands on your property in plain sight wasn't the best plan   ( ksl.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, south salt lake, Theft, oversized stolen goods, Receipt of stolen property, Police, Law enforcement terminology, Salt Lake police, Fence  
•       •       •

4745 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Mar 2018 at 3:20 PM (19 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



23 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2018-03-07 12:51:41 PM  
Watch the trailer for It Takes a Thief
 
2018-03-07 01:16:32 PM  
vignette.wikia.nocookie.netView Full Size
 
2018-03-07 03:23:06 PM  
$100-thousands

I have never seen a denomination of money written this way.
 
2018-03-07 03:28:31 PM  
He was just collecting abandoned goods.
 
2018-03-07 03:28:48 PM  

Heamer: $100-thousands

I have never seen a defenestration of money written this way.


/ftfy
 
2018-03-07 03:29:57 PM  
On first reading I thought it said "poutine check" and was trying to figure out what the hell the article had to do with fries and gravy. Moar coffee needed apparently.
 
2018-03-07 03:31:11 PM  
Is the insurance policy okay?
 
2018-03-07 03:35:10 PM  

Heamer: $100-thousands

I have never seen a denomination of money written this way.


You know how many ski jets you can buy with that kind of money?
 
2018-03-07 03:38:00 PM  
On second thought, maybe trying to write a coherent headline wasn't the best plan
 
2018-03-07 03:38:24 PM  

wearetheworld: Heamer: $100-thousands

I have never seen a denomination of money written this way.

You know how many ski jets you can buy with that kind of money?


When bots make Fark headlines..
 
2018-03-07 03:44:52 PM  
 
2018-03-07 03:50:25 PM  
What a ski jet might look like:
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-03-07 03:59:48 PM  
Well Ike the saying goes  "if you can't do something good, just do something."
 
2018-03-07 04:00:21 PM  
ski jets and $100-thousands

/someone check on subby, he may be having a stroke
 
2018-03-07 04:05:10 PM  
Man, it must suck living in...

Canada?

That can't be right.

/ don't even have to lock my bike here.
// someone did steal a farmer's weed last year though.  The entire field.
 
2018-03-07 04:07:09 PM  

comrade: Man, it must suck living in...

Canada?

That can't be right.

/ don't even have to lock my bike here.
// someone did steal a farmer's weed last year though.  The entire field.


I just realized, salt lake is the USA.
 
2018-03-07 04:11:14 PM  
Lots of fail in the headlines today. Did the mods take a vacation day or 2 or 3?
 
2018-03-07 04:16:11 PM  

Ursa Minor: This gets a big "Meh" in Canada if you're  the right kind of Canadian.

http://thestarphoenix.com/news/local-n​ews/saskatchewan-rancher-gets-house-ar​rest-for-theft-of-1-2-million-in-farm-​equipment


So 1 new tractor?
 
2018-03-07 04:51:55 PM  

bratface: Lots of fail in the headlines today. Did the mods take a vacation day or 2 or 3?


No, Drew gave up booze for Lent.
 
2018-03-07 04:52:57 PM  

Heamer: $100-thousands

I have never seen a denomination of money written this way.


Could I convince you its normal if I showed you my $5-singles or $20-hundreds?  Perfectly cromulent.
 
2018-03-07 05:11:36 PM  
Just keep it behind the pyramid

pm1.narvii.comView Full Size
 
2018-03-07 05:42:15 PM  
He should have pooped on everything. That would have at least kept folks away.
 
2018-03-07 11:19:43 PM  
Anyone else find this 'routine check' just a bit sketchy? How would anyone know if a trailer sitting on private land was 'abandonded' & not being used, or just stored? (Damn near every country property near me has a trailer on it. So people can come down for the weekend, have somewhere to live while building a house, etc.)

It seems way more likely that the cops learned that the stolen stuff was there & cobbled together a story to get a search warrant...
 
Displayed 23 of 23 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter





Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report