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(Jezebel)   One of the only things that would ever make all Farkers leave their basements and march might happen in Rhode Island: $20 to access porn. May God have mercy on their souls   ( jezebel.com) divider line
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2018-03-07 11:56:44 AM  
Bet you f*ckers want Net Neutrality now.
 
2018-03-07 12:03:44 PM  
Proxy says what?

/tor
 
2018-03-07 12:12:20 PM  
Prospective porn watchers would also be subject to a written warning enumerating the dangers of making adult content accessible to teens (eh) and children (valid).

Not to mention eventually a public registry because fark you that's why. Want to see something "offensive" like a deviant? Get on the deviant list. God I hate these people.
 
2018-03-07 12:16:24 PM  
Internet tax.

First it was the pron...
 
2018-03-07 12:33:03 PM  

meat0918: Bet you f*ckers want Net Neutrality now.


No, you see, this is stigginit to the libs somehow because purple monkey dishwasher.
 
2018-03-07 12:58:44 PM  
FTFA : ...classics like "SLURPING ALL THE NUT OUT."

Well I don't approve of the all caps, but Ms. Fishbein's choice of words certainly does...catch one's attention.
 
2018-03-07 01:01:12 PM  
An over-correction to make up for inadvertently making prostitution legal for years.
 
2018-03-07 01:01:22 PM  

Munden: No, you see, this is stigginit to the libs somehow because purple monkey dishwasher.


Both of the sponsors are Ds.  Blue Dogs, but still Ds.

This is a scam to make money.  And I think it would get shot down due to 1st Amendment issues.
 
2018-03-07 01:07:04 PM  
Porn finds a way.

That way may be in the form of a lynch mob. Because boys (girls too, I suppose) behave calm and rationally when under the influence of pent up sexual release.
 
2018-03-07 01:07:33 PM  

SpaceyCat: Munden: No, you see, this is stigginit to the libs somehow because purple monkey dishwasher.

Both of the sponsors are Ds.  Blue Dogs, but still Ds.

This is a scam to make money.  And I think it would get shot down due to 1st Amendment issues.


They're not pushing "think of the children" hard enough.
 
2018-03-07 01:07:56 PM  
First they outlaw indoor prostitution, now this?

Oh Rhode Island, what happened to you?
 
2018-03-07 01:08:45 PM  
Rhode Island vs. literally the entire internet... Should be an even match.
 
2018-03-07 01:09:27 PM  
meat0918
Bet you f*ckers want Net Neutrality now.

Literally my first thought
 
2018-03-07 01:09:55 PM  
It's like millions of fappers cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
 
2018-03-07 01:10:05 PM  

SpaceyCat: Munden: No, you see, this is stigginit to the libs somehow because purple monkey dishwasher.

Both of the sponsors are Ds.  Blue Dogs, but still Ds.

This is a scam to make money.  And I think it would get shot down due to 1st Amendment issues.


By framing it as a "public health" issue, they could make the argument that a "porn tax' is no different than tobacco taxes.
 
2018-03-07 01:10:36 PM  
In related news, vpn subscriptions spiked in rhode island.
 
2018-03-07 01:11:10 PM  
Is no one going to point out that Bill Clinton tried EXACTLY this back in the 90s and the Supreme Court biatch slapped him down?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reno_v.​_​American_Civil_Liberties_Union
 
2018-03-07 01:12:06 PM  
I imagine they're going to outsource the maintenance of the blacklist to a firewall/proxy server manufacturer.  Which of course means the list will include a breast-cancer survivor forum.  So get those people to turn out for the protests as well.
 
2018-03-07 01:12:25 PM  

Bowen: First they outlaw indoor prostitution, now this?

Oh Rhode Island, what happened to you?


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I blame Sega.
 
2018-03-07 01:13:05 PM  

meat0918: Bet you f*ckers want Net Neutrality now.


Net Neutrality would actually help enable things like this because it allowed treating content differently as long as you (the consumer) were clearly told about it.
 
2018-03-07 01:13:14 PM  

oyster_popsicles: Bowen: First they outlaw indoor prostitution, now this?

Oh Rhode Island, what happened to you?

[img.fark.net image 800x701]
I blame Sega.


You know what? Maybe they're right then.
 
2018-03-07 01:14:07 PM  

oyster_popsicles: Bowen: First they outlaw indoor prostitution, now this?

Oh Rhode Island, what happened to you?

[img.fark.net image 800x701]
I blame Sega.


I can't tell if Maine likes step mom or step sister stuff more. So why not both?
 
2018-03-07 01:14:15 PM  
So what are they going to if people just make the five minute walk to get out of state?
 
2018-03-07 01:14:37 PM  
The worst part of this is by paying for it, you're being added to a database of some sort as someone who watches porn. Someone, at some point, will use this database to discredit an opponent...even though we ALL have watched porn at some point.
 
2018-03-07 01:15:14 PM  
Rhode Island isn't even a state.
Or an Island.
 
2018-03-07 01:15:34 PM  

meat0918: Bet you f*ckers want Net Neutrality now.


Not sure if serious..
 
2018-03-07 01:16:09 PM  
Best of luck getting that windmill down.
 
2018-03-07 01:16:30 PM  

BizarreMan: SpaceyCat: Munden: No, you see, this is stigginit to the libs somehow because purple monkey dishwasher.

Both of the sponsors are Ds.  Blue Dogs, but still Ds.

This is a scam to make money.  And I think it would get shot down due to 1st Amendment issues.

They're not pushing "think of the children" hard enough.


If you're talking porn, it's best not to push the thinking about children line. Miight accidentally win a Republican primary. Maybe that's the blue dog strategy
 
2018-03-07 01:17:19 PM  

oyster_popsicles: Bowen: First they outlaw indoor prostitution, now this?

Oh Rhode Island, what happened to you?

[img.fark.net image 800x701]
I blame Sega.


The Google search term map is going to show "How to get around porn ban" for RI soon.
 
2018-03-07 01:18:42 PM  
First they came for the clamcakes, and we laughed while they ATE ALL OF THE CLAMCAKES.And did nothing about it.
And now, they have come for the pr0n.
 
2018-03-07 01:19:33 PM  

englaja: BizarreMan: SpaceyCat: Munden: No, you see, this is stigginit to the libs somehow because purple monkey dishwasher.

Both of the sponsors are Ds.  Blue Dogs, but still Ds.

This is a scam to make money.  And I think it would get shot down due to 1st Amendment issues.

They're not pushing "think of the children" hard enough.

If you're talking porn, it's best not to push the thinking about children line. Miight accidentally win a Republican primary. Maybe that's the blue dog strategy


What you did there. I see it. Thank you for the MUCH needed chuckle.
 
2018-03-07 01:19:35 PM  

Zulu_as_Kono: An over-correction to make up for inadvertently making prostitution legal for years.


"inadvertantly"

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2018-03-07 01:19:39 PM  

oyster_popsicles: Bowen: First they outlaw indoor prostitution, now this?

Oh Rhode Island, what happened to you?

[img.fark.net image 800x701]
I blame Sega.


Is RISD recruiting a lot of furry artists?
 
2018-03-07 01:19:55 PM  
First they came for our porn... then we curb stomped them.

 Now they leave use the hell alone.
 
2018-03-07 01:19:58 PM  
They need to change their state motto to "Nope".
 
2018-03-07 01:19:59 PM  
I have a feeling this would wind up costing the state more than $20 per household.
 
2018-03-07 01:20:18 PM  

meanmutton: Is no one going to point out that Bill Clinton tried EXACTLY this back in the 90s and the Supreme Court biatch slapped him down?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reno_v._​American_Civil_Liberties_Union


Like someone would fap to Janet Reno.
 
2018-03-07 01:20:20 PM  
they wear their souls on their palms
 
2018-03-07 01:20:27 PM  

oyster_popsicles: Bowen: First they outlaw indoor prostitution, now this?

Oh Rhode Island, what happened to you?

[img.fark.net image 800x701]
I blame Sega.


I wonder how many of those were "step" sister and not "step sister".
 
2018-03-07 01:21:27 PM  
From my cold, sticky hand!!1!
 
2018-03-07 01:21:31 PM  
How much porn that in in iceberg size?
 
2018-03-07 01:21:31 PM  
Is it going to be by ip or user?  If it's by ip the kids will still get access, if it's by user, there will be a ton of credit card fraud.
 
2018-03-07 01:21:48 PM  
Just a little off the topic.... but I think "Rip Torn" is the best porn name EVER!
 
2018-03-07 01:21:52 PM  

wxboy: By framing it as a "public health" issue, they could make the argument that a "porn tax' is no different than tobacco taxes.


They would have to come up with someone that says this is harming people in general.  Docs say masturbation is good for everyone, but especially for men.
 
2018-03-07 01:21:53 PM  
I dunno guys, when's the last time jezebel had real news?
not gonna freak out and stockpile Mexican donkey pron because jizzabel said so.
 
2018-03-07 01:22:16 PM  

oyster_popsicles: Bowen: First they outlaw indoor prostitution, now this?

Oh Rhode Island, what happened to you?

[img.fark.net image 800x701]
I blame Sega.


I saw that video; was only 5 seconds long. He's fast.
 
2018-03-07 01:22:21 PM  
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2018-03-07 01:22:51 PM  

natas6.0: stockpile Mexican donkey pron


To each their own and all that, but what's special about Mexican donkey porn?
 
2018-03-07 01:23:11 PM  

fat boy: meanmutton: Is no one going to point out that Bill Clinton tried EXACTLY this back in the 90s and the Supreme Court biatch slapped him down?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reno_v._​American_Civil_Liberties_Union

Like someone would fap to Janet Reno.


Hey, she's got moves!

img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-03-07 01:23:18 PM  

Glendale: meat0918: Bet you f*ckers want Net Neutrality now.

Net Neutrality would actually help enable things like this because it allowed treating content differently as long as you (the consumer) were clearly told about it.


I don't think so.  Under Net Neutrality, the whole point was that ISPs couldn't throttle/block specific traffic.
 
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