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2018-03-07 11:58:41 AM  
FTFA: "I think it's time for her to tell her story and for the public to decide who's telling the truth."

Who to believe.. *taps chin*
A well known attention whore, desperate for positive publicity, money, and the approval of the American public, or Ms Clifford.
 
2018-03-07 12:06:16 PM  
For the life of me, I cannot get that headline.
 
2018-03-07 12:08:38 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: For the life of me, I cannot get that headline.


Is \ln meant to be some kind of line break?
 
2018-03-07 12:13:44 PM  

Gubbo: Benevolent Misanthrope: For the life of me, I cannot get that headline.

Is \ln meant to be some kind of line break?


shiat-tier headline that takes waaaaay too much work
It's a guy peeping around a corner

┳┻| _ 
┻┳| •.•) I'm looking forward to
┳┻|⊂ノ Stormy raising a Storm
┳┻|
 
2018-03-07 12:15:46 PM  
subby "\r\n" is a line break. "\n" can work too.
 
2018-03-07 12:16:12 PM  
I have a feeling her tell-all is going to make me nauseous.
 
2018-03-07 12:18:21 PM  

rcain: Gubbo: Benevolent Misanthrope: For the life of me, I cannot get that headline.

Is \ln meant to be some kind of line break?

shiat-tier headline that takes waaaaay too much work
It's a guy peeping around a corner

┳┻| _ 
┻┳| •.•) I'm looking forward to
┳┻|⊂ノ Stormy raising a Storm
┳┻|


Clever. Too clever though. Although next time I'll be more smarter when I see it. Or less dumber.
 
2018-03-07 12:18:36 PM  

impaler: I have a feeling her tell-all is going to make me nauseous.


This is just more life imitating art, isn't it?  Stephen King had a Lardass creating a complete and total barf-o-rama decades ago.

This could be an amazing snek panel, though.
 
2018-03-07 12:18:46 PM  

impaler: I have a feeling her tell-all is going to make me nauseous.


that upchuck of a headline's got me 3/4 of the way already.  that was greened?
 
2018-03-07 12:20:02 PM  

impaler: I have a feeling her tell-all is going to make me nauseous.


According to sources, she felt The Fire And The Fury whenever she peed for a week afterwards till those meds finally knocked it out. Trump says she must've got it from the toilet seat somewhere
 
2018-03-07 12:21:00 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: For the life of me, I cannot get that headline.


Glad I wasn't the only one.
 
2018-03-07 12:21:25 PM  
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2018-03-07 12:22:50 PM  
I don't know what kind of "natural log" subby was going for and I don't want to know.

DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
 
2018-03-07 12:23:50 PM  

Scanty Em: I don't know what kind of "natural log" subby was going for and I don't want to know.

DON'T WANT TO KNOW.


Can't pinch it now!
 
2018-03-07 12:23:58 PM  

Jake Havechek: [img.fark.net image 425x331]


Hmm, 2006 is pre-vagina neck Trump.  If this happened in 2018 they could have scissored.

/hork
 
2018-03-07 12:24:00 PM  
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2018-03-07 12:24:03 PM  

Jake Havechek: [img.fark.net image 425x331]


The guy who claims that he has the best memory also claims that he never met her.
 
2018-03-07 12:26:15 PM  

CygnusDarius:
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2018-03-07 12:26:29 PM  
Subby......I don't get the headline.    Sorry.
 
2018-03-07 12:27:13 PM  
Stormy has pictures and texts.  Stores everywhere are ordering double stocks of Pepto-Bismol and anti-emetics.
 
2018-03-07 12:27:15 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: For the life of me, I cannot get that headline.


It's a Twitter thing: guy looking conspiratorially around a corner to dispense some pithy bit of obviousness. Like Ric Romero in Deep Throat cosplay, only on Twitter.

// it also doesn't work in a medium where line breaks aren't respected
// so a fail for subby, but a bigger FAIL for the mods
 
2018-03-07 12:27:23 PM  
Do you think Melinda's half of the country could be from the edges? She gets the crust and Trump can keep his flyover country.
 
2018-03-07 12:27:24 PM  

impaler: I have a feeling her tell-all is going to make me nauseous.


Insert i don't think that word means what you think it does.gif
 
2018-03-07 12:27:25 PM  
Part of me hopes that pictures or video of the encounter gets release so I can watch with glee as each trumper head explodes trying to spin it. Part of me knows that it could be the end of libido and appetite .
 
2018-03-07 12:28:28 PM  
"You know, I like Stormy.  She's definitely not a racist."
 
2018-03-07 12:29:07 PM  
You libs are just jealous of our virile and masculine president.
img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-03-07 12:30:27 PM  

elvisaintdead: impaler: I have a feeling her tell-all is going to make me nauseous.

that upchuck of a headline's got me 3/4 of the way already.  that was greened?


Seriously, I thought my phone had a stroke or something.
Nice attempt subby, but you should feel bad.

And if his supporters didn't care about him grabbing pussy, being a racist/Nazi sympathizer, wasting our tax dollars golfing, and just being an all around moron, they won't care about this either.
/the rest of us will just laugh and silently weep afterward.
 
2018-03-07 12:30:35 PM  
 
2018-03-07 12:30:54 PM  

impaler: I have a feeling her tell-all is going to make me nauseous.


I've looked her up after the scandal and knowing that she slept with Trump ruins the experience. This is how racists must feel when watching a pornstar who has done scenes with black guys.
 
2018-03-07 12:31:59 PM  

Cheron: Part of me hopes that pictures or video of the encounter gets release so I can watch with glee as each trumper head explodes trying to spin it. Part of me knows that it could be the end of libido and appetite .


"It's a private matter between two consenting adults. Only Melania has the right to be upset by this."
Okay. But why did he pay to cover it up?
"Because he might have lost the election if it went public."
But doesn't the act of covering up an affair open him to blackmail?
"Cry moar, lib. MAGA."
 
2018-03-07 12:32:16 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: For the life of me, I cannot get that headline.


It appears to be a series of dismembered tables and emoji denoting subby's failure at creating a headline?
 
2018-03-07 12:33:15 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: For the life of me, I cannot get that headline.


You have to look at it like one of those stereo posters that were big in the 90s. It won't help of course, but it will give us all something to do.

/Didn't get it either.
 
2018-03-07 12:33:15 PM  

Rapmaster2000: You libs are just jealous of our virile and masculine president.
[img.fark.net image 800x560]


Wow. Farking wow. I actually can't believe Ben Garrison went there, but apparently he did.
 
2018-03-07 12:33:18 PM  

Rapmaster2000: You libs are just jealous of our virile and masculine president.
[img.fark.net image 800x560]


At this point, the Onion is just churning out better-drawn versions of Ben Garrison comics, aren't they?
 
2018-03-07 12:33:53 PM  

Dr Dreidel: Benevolent Misanthrope: For the life of me, I cannot get that headline.

It's a Twitter thing: guy looking conspiratorially around a corner to dispense some pithy bit of obviousness. Like Ric Romero in Deep Throat cosplay, only on Twitter.

// it also doesn't work in a medium where line breaks aren't respected
// so a fail for subby, but a bigger FAIL for the mods


Don't blame mods.   They don't green threads.
 
2018-03-07 12:35:30 PM  

t3knomanser: Rapmaster2000: You libs are just jealous of our virile and masculine president.
[img.fark.net image 800x560]

At this point, the Onion is just churning out better-drawn versions of Ben Garrison comics, aren't they?


I checked Garrison and he's not even addressing it.  Sad!
 
2018-03-07 12:35:31 PM  
Freeperland is twisting itself into pretzels over this.  Of course there's the 6,000 "b-b-b-b-but Clinton" posts, every 3 seconds, even though that was 20 years ago.

Conservatives are real stupid bastards.
 
2018-03-07 12:35:35 PM  

rcain: Gubbo: Benevolent Misanthrope: For the life of me, I cannot get that headline.

Is \ln meant to be some kind of line break?

shiat-tier headline that takes waaaaay too much work
It's a guy peeping around a corner

┳┻| _ 
┻┳| •.•) I'm looking forward to
┳┻|⊂ノ Stormy raising a Storm
┳┻|


DOH!! Thank you, Ill remember that for next time.
It looked so fun on my side too. :|
Hopefully a mod can fix it.
 
2018-03-07 12:36:43 PM  

Aidan: Rapmaster2000: You libs are just jealous of our virile and masculine president.
[img.fark.net image 800x560]

Wow. Farking wow. I actually can't believe Ben Garrison went there, but apparently he did.


That's not Ben Garrison.
 
2018-03-07 12:37:44 PM  

tricycleracer: Are Trump's lawyers smearing her with this yet?  https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2​009/07/29/stormy-daniels-arrested-f_n_​247098.html


Wow. What happened? Did her ex recommend a bad scalp surgeon or something?
 
2018-03-07 12:38:13 PM  

Jack Sabbath: Stormy has pictures and texts.  Stores everywhere are ordering double stocks of Pepto-Bismol and anti-emetics.


Didn't she also say she had a dress with Cheeto's *ahem* "contribution" on it?
 
2018-03-07 12:38:21 PM  

CVGScorch: That's not Ben Garrison


It's 2018. Satire's been dead for a year and a  half at this point.
 
2018-03-07 12:38:32 PM  
That's not a headline, it's a cry for help.
 
2018-03-07 12:38:54 PM  
Hey NY Post, why don't you give Michael Avenatti's background so I can figure out if I give a single fark what he says?
 
2018-03-07 12:38:59 PM  

raerae1980: Dr Dreidel: Benevolent Misanthrope: For the life of me, I cannot get that headline.

It's a Twitter thing: guy looking conspiratorially around a corner to dispense some pithy bit of obviousness. Like Ric Romero in Deep Throat cosplay, only on Twitter.

// it also doesn't work in a medium where line breaks aren't respected
// so a fail for subby, but a bigger FAIL for the mods

Don't blame mods.   They don't green threads.


Nope. Sorry. All your fault. :P
 
2018-03-07 12:40:17 PM  
All I can see in the headline is this:

img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-03-07 12:40:31 PM  
┳┻| _ \ln ┻┳| •.•) I'm looking forward to \ln ┳┻|⊂ノ Stormy raising a Storm \ln ┳┻|

This is what it looks like when doves cry.
 
2018-03-07 12:41:06 PM  

tricycleracer: Are Trump's lawyers smearing her with this yet?  https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2​009/07/29/stormy-daniels-arrested-f_n_​247098.html


Talk about burying the lede....

The arrest report more bad news for the porn star and potential politician. On Tuesday, a car bomb blew up her political adviser's car in New Orleans. The adviser, Brian Welch, was not injured in the explosion.
 
2018-03-07 12:41:24 PM  

Demetrius: Benevolent Misanthrope: For the life of me, I cannot get that headline.

Glad I wasn't the only one.


0/

thanks for making me feel not quite so stupid
 
2018-03-07 12:41:41 PM  

I'm an Egyptian!: raerae1980: Dr Dreidel: Benevolent Misanthrope: For the life of me, I cannot get that headline.

It's a Twitter thing: guy looking conspiratorially around a corner to dispense some pithy bit of obviousness. Like Ric Romero in Deep Throat cosplay, only on Twitter.

// it also doesn't work in a medium where line breaks aren't respected
// so a fail for subby, but a bigger FAIL for the mods

Don't blame mods.   They don't green threads.

Nope. Sorry. All your fault. :P


:-P
*hands on hips*
 
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