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(C-SPAN)   The song remains the same as the press prepares to give no quarter. That's the way it goes when truth is trampled under foot. Will Sarah be another fool in the rain or will the rest of us end up dazed and confused? WH Press Briefing 2pm EST   ( c-span.org) divider line
    More: Live, sanders briefs reporters, sarah sanders briefs, Thomas Jefferson, Bill Clinton, President of the United States, United States Capitol, Spokesperson Sarah Sanders, Washington, D.C.  
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2018-03-07 09:45:05 AM  
Chaos eyes
 
2018-03-07 10:04:07 AM  
Hucky Boo Boo likes In Through the Out Door.
 
2018-03-07 10:34:09 AM  
She is the personification of communication breakdown.
 
2018-03-07 11:18:20 AM  
Stormy Daniels questions FINALLY!
If not, fark all this shiat I quit.
 
2018-03-07 11:27:09 AM  
Just because it's Sarah
Led Zeppelin - Communication Breakdown (Official Live Video)
Youtube 3eC8ASAnzhM
 
2018-03-07 11:58:46 AM  
Will a mud shark be involved?

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2018-03-07 11:59:02 AM  
After listening to Sessions spout propaganda, and reading tweets praising him for it, I lack the constitution for a Sanders briefing.
 
2018-03-07 12:06:55 PM  
Only Zepp tune I want to hear from this administration is Gallows Pole.

/I know it's a cover
 
2018-03-07 12:09:15 PM  
Betting pool:
How many minutes late:
How long does it last:

Put me in for 25/15.
 
2018-03-07 12:12:19 PM  
These things do have a tendency to Ramble On.
 
2018-03-07 12:12:42 PM  

JohnnyApocalypse: Betting pool:
How many minutes late:
How long does it last:

Put me in for 25/15.


13/9
 
2018-03-07 12:18:44 PM  

harleyquinnical: After listening to Sessions spout propaganda, and reading tweets praising him for it


What's he saying?
 
2018-03-07 12:37:40 PM  

harleyquinnical: After listening to Sessions spout propaganda, and reading tweets praising him for it, I lack the constitution for a Sanders briefing.


It is the first presser since Nunberg went off the rails, could be some funny stuff.

And by funny I mean the questions, not the "LOOK, he was never anybody in this administration, just a low level staffer who was let go!" answers
 
2018-03-07 12:42:18 PM  
How many more times is she going to do this? A whole lotta? Love watching the ocean of lies, but jeez. Have the presence of mind to know when it's time to say "Fark this, I'm going to California."
 
2018-03-07 01:17:37 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Stormy Daniels questions FINALLY!
If not, fark all this shiat I quit.


Well, sing out hare, hare and dance the hootchy-koo.
 
2018-03-07 01:31:58 PM  
Sarah wants you to play Lemon Song.
 
2018-03-07 01:32:12 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Stormy Daniels questions FINALLY!
If not, fark all this shiat I quit.


There actually were a few Stormy questions at a recent presser.  She pretty much danced around them.

The lawsuit with the NDA and side letter should get a few more questions today.
 
2018-03-07 01:32:33 PM  

dstanley: How many more times is she going to do this? A whole lotta? Love watching the ocean of lies, but jeez. Have the presence of mind to know when it's time to say "Fark this, I'm going to California."


God is on her side.
 
2018-03-07 01:33:09 PM  
Nobody in this administration will have a place to stay when the levee that is holding back all of the scandals finally breaks.
 
2018-03-07 01:34:33 PM  
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i noticed a song wasn't on  your list , subby
 
2018-03-07 01:35:25 PM  
Does anybody remember laughter?
 
2018-03-07 01:35:38 PM  

theteacher: Chaos eyes


..are watching you...
 
2018-03-07 01:36:30 PM  

blatz514: JohnnyApocalypse: Betting pool:
How many minutes late:
How long does it last:

Put me in for 25/15.

13/9


I feel optimistic.

35/45
 
2018-03-07 01:36:53 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: dstanley: How many more times is she going to do this? A whole lotta? Love watching the ocean of lies, but jeez. Have the presence of mind to know when it's time to say "Fark this, I'm going to California."

God is on her side.


Lyin' fer da Lawd.
 
2018-03-07 01:38:07 PM  
"This whole investigation is just a personal vendetta like Moby Dick"
 
2018-03-07 01:38:37 PM  
Already back to 2:30, glad I didn't wager earlier.
 
2018-03-07 01:38:41 PM  

LarryDan43: Sarah wants you to play Lemon Song.


*hork*
 
2018-03-07 01:38:53 PM  
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2018-03-07 01:39:50 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: Markoff_Cheney: Stormy Daniels questions FINALLY!
If not, fark all this shiat I quit.

There actually were a few Stormy questions at a recent presser.  She pretty much danced around them.

The lawsuit with the NDA and side letter should get a few more questions today.


Yeah I'm sure we'll get a lot of substantive responses, ranging from "I'll refer you to ____" to "That's prosperous and insulting" to just open-mouth staring at the reporter until she moves on.
 
2018-03-07 01:40:46 PM  
Preposterous goddamnit
 
Bf+
2018-03-07 01:43:29 PM  
I hope she finally calls on CNN's Acosta:
"Former Trump campaign aide Sam Nunberg went on record yesterday, calling you a fat slob... 
My question is about the tariffs..."
 
2018-03-07 01:44:04 PM  
I know everyone is running in the opposite direction but I'm sure we're going to see the usual suspects in here to declare a whole lotta love for SHS.
 
2018-03-07 01:45:04 PM  
Led Zeppelin - The Battle Of Evermore
Youtube 7_3yDImIQYU


Fark this admin and the whole clownshoes pressers. Yet, like an addict, I'm still here.
 
2018-03-07 01:45:23 PM  
Will Gollum answer any questions concerning the Song of sorrow we are hearing from the Immigrant population?

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2018-03-07 01:47:20 PM  
Tool - No Quarter (FULL HD)
Youtube _ZKIfCJZvZo
 
2018-03-07 01:47:35 PM  
I just wish the press-pool would work together. "these are the questions we NEED answered so whoever gets called on take one from the list and don't accept 'the president's incoherent tweets speak for themselves' bullshiat as a response. If she tries to dodge, next person picks up the question."

Of course I'm sure that's a quickfire way to ending these shiatshows altogether...
 
2018-03-07 01:47:39 PM  
Will I ignore my work in order to watch this while shiatposting in this thread?

All signs point to extremely likely.
 
2018-03-07 01:48:28 PM  
Give no quarter--the press? Hahaha. Their tendency has been to let Huckabeast ramble on.
 
2018-03-07 01:50:34 PM  
I wonder if the meeting with the video game reps will be televised tomorrow.  I was reading earlier that they are basically expecting an ambush and the whole thing will just be a dog a pony show for Trump. I woukd expect nothing less.
 
2018-03-07 01:50:53 PM  
Now with Kaos-y goodness...(thanks FishCake)
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2018-03-07 01:52:11 PM  
Mueller: "Your Time is Gonna Come".
 
2018-03-07 01:52:44 PM  
Well, when the levee breaks on this whole lotta mess, we'll all see some good times and some bad times throughout this communication breakdown

/screw it, I'm Going to California
/and wearing a Kashmir sweater
 
2018-03-07 01:52:53 PM  
Apparently she's eating a Hot Dog because it is now going on at 2:30
 
2018-03-07 01:54:46 PM  
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Trump should just replace SHS with this guy.
 
2018-03-07 01:55:20 PM  

HedlessChickn: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/_ZKIfCJZ​vZo]


such a good version
 
2018-03-07 01:56:26 PM  
"Sarah? Look, seeing as how you're not going to reply to anything in any way, shape, or form nearing a satisfactorily coherent answer; Why do you need to keep putting off the start time for these pressers?"
 
2018-03-07 01:56:33 PM  
Hey hey, what can she do?
 
2018-03-07 01:56:52 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: Does anybody remember laughter?


You mean the maniacal noise that evil people make when they destroy something good?  I hear it quite a bit lately.
 
2018-03-07 01:58:41 PM  

my_little_scullion: Apparently she's eating a Hot Dog because it is now going on at 2:30


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2018-03-07 01:59:54 PM  

blatz514: JohnnyApocalypse: Betting pool:
How many minutes late:
How long does it last:

Put me in for 25/15.

13/9


One dollar!
 
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