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(The Raw Story)   Former Louisiana deputy intentionally crashes into convenience store, steals ATM, pulls a gun, threatens owners and witnesses, charged with one count of inattentive driving   ( rawstory.com) divider line
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2018-03-07 08:55:40 AM  
According to Horsley's father, he was stunned by his son's actions, saying, he is "as far from a racist as they come."

May be right, but I doubt for the reason he thinks. Islam is not a race.
 
2018-03-07 08:59:01 AM  
TA DA.
 
2018-03-07 09:17:36 AM  
He went full Jack Bauer. Never go full Jack Bauer
 
2018-03-07 09:19:31 AM  
According to Horsley's father, he was stunned by his son's actions, saying, he is "as far from a racist as they come."

They must come pretty racist...
 
2018-03-07 09:22:14 AM  
Remind me again why we need the South?  Bunch of racist, angry, gun-toting drains on the resources of civilized, productive states.
 
2018-03-07 09:23:12 AM  
I assume there's a reason he's a FORMER deputy.
 
2018-03-07 09:24:50 AM  

Ambivalence: I assume there's a reason he's a FORMER reserve deputy.


Ftfe
 
2018-03-07 09:25:20 AM  
Subby is doing a little light trolling.  FTFA:

The Louisiana man was booked Monday into the Livingston Parish Detention Center on one count each of a hate crime, simple criminal damage to property, criminal mischief, and two counts of false impersonation of a peace officer.
 
2018-03-07 09:26:29 AM  

PreMortem: According to Horsley's father, he was stunned by his son's actions, saying, he is "as far from a racist as they come."

May be right, but I doubt for the reason he thinks. Islam is not a race.


Nah, he's probably a racist, too.
 
2018-03-07 09:26:45 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: According to Horsley's father, he was stunned by his son's actions, saying, he is "as far from a racist as they come."

They must come pretty racist...


Livingston Parish racial demographics.

The largest Livingston Parish racial/ethnic groups are White (88.8%) followed by Black (6.0%) and Hispanic (3.4%).

So crackety cracker.  It is literally one of the most racist places in the state.

Also, in the 1990s, the Taco Bell in Denham Springs(in said Parish) white workers were shiatting in the taco meat, and customer started to get sick, and they caught multiple employees throwing their terds in the chafing dish.
 
2018-03-07 09:27:01 AM  

PreMortem: According to Horsley's father, he was stunned by his son's actions, saying, he is "as far from a racist as they come."

May be right, but I doubt for the reason he thinks. Islam is not a race.


No... he's racist.   If he assumes they are Muslim because of their race... it's racism.
 
2018-03-07 09:30:51 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Remind me again why we need the South?  Bunch of racist, angry, gun-toting drains on the resources of civilized, productive states.


Everyone look at the non-bigoted bigot!
 
2018-03-07 09:33:20 AM  
Sounds like someone needs to see a professional to work the spiders out of his head.

Or quit drinking.
 
2018-03-07 09:33:46 AM  

theflatline: bigfatbuddhist: According to Horsley's father, he was stunned by his son's actions, saying, he is "as far from a racist as they come."

They must come pretty racist...

Livingston Parish racial demographics.

The largest Livingston Parish racial/ethnic groups are White (88.8%) followed by Black (6.0%) and Hispanic (3.4%).

So crackety cracker.  It is literally one of the most racist places in the state.

Also, in the 1990s, the Taco Bell in Denham Springs(in said Parish) white workers were shiatting in the taco meat, and customer started to get sick, and they caught multiple employees throwing their terds in the chafing dish.


The last part is information I could've lived without my whole life...
 
2018-03-07 09:34:05 AM  
Reminds me of Three Billboards Outside of Ebbing, Missouri
 
2018-03-07 09:34:35 AM  

NotThatGuyAgain: AdmirableSnackbar: Remind me again why we need the South?  Bunch of racist, angry, gun-toting drains on the resources of civilized, productive states.

Everyone look at the non-bigoted bigot!


How dare he not tolerate your intolerance.
 
2018-03-07 09:35:35 AM  

TomFooolery: Subby is doing a little light trolling.  FTFA:

The Louisiana man was booked Monday into the Livingston Parish Detention Center on one count each of a hate crime, simple criminal damage to property, criminal mischief, and two counts of false impersonation of a peace officer.


Threatening witnesses with a gun and stealing the ATM doesn't seem to be covered by these charges.  I'd say subby wasn't too far off.
 
2018-03-07 09:36:14 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Remind me again why we need the South?  Bunch of racist, angry, gun-toting drains on the resources of civilized, productive states.


Because there's no racists I Boston, New York, Ohio, or Pennsylvania. Yup, the northeast is is a veritable utopia of racial harmony.

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2018-03-07 09:37:01 AM  

KeithLM: TomFooolery: Subby is doing a little light trolling.  FTFA:

The Louisiana man was booked Monday into the Livingston Parish Detention Center on one count each of a hate crime, simple criminal damage to property, criminal mischief, and two counts of false impersonation of a peace officer.

Threatening witnesses with a gun and stealing the ATM doesn't seem to be covered by these charges.  I'd say subby wasn't too far off.


Exactly. All those other charges are misdemeanors. Might as well be inattentive driving.
 
2018-03-07 09:38:35 AM  
FTA: "He was also upset that Muslims, in his mind, were having an easier time prospering than he was despite his time in the service."

A common thread among the racist types. It never occurs to them that their lack of success in life is a result of their own poor choices.

I used to volunteer with a group that helps immigrants to Canada prepare for the job market (mock interviews, cultural expectations, resumes, etc.). A vocal "white people are victims" crusader would always come in and complain that we weren't helping him and that he couldn't get a good job because immigrants are bleeding the system. It never occurred to him that he couldn't land a "good job" because he couldn't muster such a basic accomplishment as getting a high school diploma, had a spotty work history to to chronic absenteeism, chronic lateness, and belligerence toward coworkers and supervisors. Yes, it was all the "immigrants'" fault.
 
2018-03-07 09:39:10 AM  

theflatline: bigfatbuddhist: According to Horsley's father, he was stunned by his son's actions, saying, he is "as far from a racist as they come."

They must come pretty racist...

Livingston Parish racial demographics.

The largest Livingston Parish racial/ethnic groups are White (88.8%) followed by Black (6.0%) and Hispanic (3.4%).

So crackety cracker.  It is literally one of the most racist places in the state.

Also, in the 1990s, the Taco Bell in Denham Springs(in said Parish) white workers were shiatting in the taco meat, and customer started to get sick, and they caught multiple employees throwing their terds in the chafing dish.


Turds.  Pet peeve.
 
2018-03-07 09:39:39 AM  

TomFooolery: AdmirableSnackbar: Remind me again why we need the South?  Bunch of racist, angry, gun-toting drains on the resources of civilized, productive states.

Because there's no racists I Boston, New York, Ohio, or Pennsylvania. Yup, the northeast is is a veritable utopia of racial harmony.

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2018-03-07 09:42:53 AM  
"Sikhs mistaken for Muslims" is the name of my Taqwacore band.

It could also be its own news category.
 
2018-03-07 09:43:34 AM  

grumpfuff: TomFooolery: AdmirableSnackbar: Remind me again why we need the South?  Bunch of racist, angry, gun-toting drains on the resources of civilized, productive states.

Because there's no racists I Boston, New York, Ohio, or Pennsylvania. Yup, the northeast is is a veritable utopia of racial harmony.

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So hate groups in the northeast don't count because there's a higher population density there and anti-Southern bigotry is still ok.  Got it.
 
2018-03-07 09:45:34 AM  

PreMortem: May be right, but I doubt for the reason he thinks. Islam is not a race.


How are you defining "race"? Are Jews a race, bearing in mind that one can convert to Judaism?
 
2018-03-07 09:45:49 AM  

TomFooolery: Subby is doing a little light trolling.  FTFA:

The Louisiana man was booked Monday into the Livingston Parish Detention Center on one count each of a hate crime, simple criminal damage to property, criminal mischief, and two counts of false impersonation of a peace officer.


And not armed robbery.
 
2018-03-07 09:45:52 AM  

TomFooolery: Because there's no racists I Boston, New York, Ohio, or Pennsylvania. Yup, the northeast is is a veritable utopia of racial harmony.


If you look at those points on the map, you'll find a lot of them are something like one guy with an email newsletter.

If you want to measure actual places draining US resources and holding us back, try mapping education levels.

Notice the shiatholes are concentrated in the lower right quadrant.

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2018-03-07 09:46:45 AM  

TomFooolery: grumpfuff: TomFooolery: AdmirableSnackbar: Remind me again why we need the South?  Bunch of racist, angry, gun-toting drains on the resources of civilized, productive states.

Because there's no racists I Boston, New York, Ohio, or Pennsylvania. Yup, the northeast is is a veritable utopia of racial harmony.

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So hate groups in the northeast don't count because there's a higher population density there and anti-Southern bigotry is still ok.  Got it.


That's not what I said at all, but hey, you do you.
 
2018-03-07 09:47:22 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: theflatline: bigfatbuddhist: According to Horsley's father, he was stunned by his son's actions, saying, he is "as far from a racist as they come."

They must come pretty racist...

Livingston Parish racial demographics.

The largest Livingston Parish racial/ethnic groups are White (88.8%) followed by Black (6.0%) and Hispanic (3.4%).

So crackety cracker.  It is literally one of the most racist places in the state.

Also, in the 1990s, the Taco Bell in Denham Springs(in said Parish) white workers were shiatting in the taco meat, and customer started to get sick, and they caught multiple employees throwing their terds in the chafing dish.

The last part is information I could've lived without my whole life...


Denham Springs is EXTREMELY racist, as well as having a large population of people who profit from fomenting racism.

Elwood "Woody" Jenkins is from Istrouma, an area of Baton Rouge which was quite white.  Elwood runs a hate newspaper, and is often the leader of the Baton Rouge area Republican party.  Woody convinced David Duke to get plastic surgery when Duke was at LSU, to help Duke pass for white better.(Duke is naturally dark haired and was obviously passing due to more than a couple of drops of non-white ancestry.

Jenkins was also heavily involved in "Friends Of The Americas" which was ostensibly a sort of "Toys for Tots" for Central American kids in the late 1970s and early 1980s, but also served as an arms suppliers to right wing death squads.
 
2018-03-07 09:48:27 AM  

theflatline: bigfatbuddhist: According to Horsley's father, he was stunned by his son's actions, saying, he is "as far from a racist as they come."

They must come pretty racist...

Livingston Parish racial demographics.

The largest Livingston Parish racial/ethnic groups are White (88.8%) followed by Black (6.0%) and Hispanic (3.4%).

So crackety cracker.  It is literally one of the most racist places in the state.

Also, in the 1990s, the Taco Bell in Denham Springs(in said Parish) white workers were shiatting in the taco meat,


Wait, isn't that standard Taco Bell supplies acquisition procedure?

and customer started to get sick,

Is this a new thing?

and they caught multiple employees throwing their terds in the chafing dish.
 
2018-03-07 09:48:42 AM  
I am curious about his tine in the service and what kind of discharge he received. Wouldn't be surprised if it wasn't honorable.
 
2018-03-07 09:48:57 AM  
Hey.
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What's goin' on in this thread?
 
2018-03-07 09:49:12 AM  
"he did it because he mistakenly believed the Sikh owner were Muslims."

Just how often do Sikhs just go "Oh not this shiat again" because yet another moron attacks them? Not that it would be any better if they were Muslims, but could we get at least get a more intelligent grade of asshole? On second thought, better that they all be stupid assholes, at least it somewhat limits the damage they do.
 
2018-03-07 09:54:16 AM  
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2018-03-07 09:55:49 AM  

bigfatbuddhist: theflatline: bigfatbuddhist: According to Horsley's father, he was stunned by his son's actions, saying, he is "as far from a racist as they come."

They must come pretty racist...

Livingston Parish racial demographics.

The largest Livingston Parish racial/ethnic groups are White (88.8%) followed by Black (6.0%) and Hispanic (3.4%).

So crackety cracker.  It is literally one of the most racist places in the state.

Also, in the 1990s, the Taco Bell in Denham Springs(in said Parish) white workers were shiatting in the taco meat, and customer started to get sick, and they caught multiple employees throwing their terds in the chafing dish.

The last part is information I could've lived without my whole life...


Seconded.

Did the white workers tell the white customers that "No.  You don't want these tacos, brother.  These tacos are for the ni(GONG!)."

They're for the nearer?  I don't get it.

No!  These tacos are not for human consumption, my white brother.  They're for the ni(Gong)!

So, no tacos because I'm white?

No.  These tacos are for the ni(Gong)!

You there!  Quit hitting Taco Bell's Satisfied Customer Gong!
 
2018-03-07 10:01:36 AM  

Reyito: PreMortem: According to Horsley's father, he was stunned by his son's actions, saying, he is "as far from a racist as they come."

May be right, but I doubt for the reason he thinks. Islam is not a race.

No... he's racist.   If he assumes they are Muslim because of their race... it's racism.


No, he's just a moron. He said he attacked them because he thought they were Muslim. Confusing Muslims and Sikh isn't racist, just ignorant. He probably is a racist, no doubt. If he admits he acted because of their skin color, I'll concede.
 
2018-03-07 10:03:07 AM  

orbister: PreMortem: May be right, but I doubt for the reason he thinks. Islam is not a race.

How are you defining "race"? Are Jews a race, bearing in mind that one can convert to Judaism?


Jews are a race, yes. Judaism is the religion.
 
2018-03-07 10:03:21 AM  
"He was also upset that Muslims, in his mind, were having an easier time prospering than he was despite his time in the service."

See guys? It's just economic anxiety
 
2018-03-07 10:07:17 AM  

hissatsu: "he did it because he mistakenly believed the Sikh owner were Muslims."

Just how often do Sikhs just go "Oh not this shiat again" because yet another moron attacks them? Not that it would be any better if they were Muslims, but could we get at least get a more intelligent grade of asshole? On second thought, better that they all be stupid assholes, at least it somewhat limits the damage they do.


It's just a matter of time until one of these imbeciles attacks a group of people mistaking them for Muslim because they're wearing yarmulkes
 
2018-03-07 10:07:48 AM  
At age 27, he's a former Marine and a former deputy?  Reminds me of a young racist that I knew years ago. He joined the Marines, made it about three weeks in to boot camp and got thrown out.  So, now he's a former Marine.  Never see his tooling around in a uniform but he has the Marine Corp flair on his truck.
 
2018-03-07 10:09:02 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Remind me again why we need the South?  Bunch of racist, angry, gun-toting drains on the resources of civilized, productive states.


read the article, tutti frutti. it's a batshiat crazy Marine that needs counseling. not a Southern thing. you just made an ass of yourself, Sluggo.
 
2018-03-07 10:10:10 AM  
What? Stealing an ATM isn't a felony?
 
2018-03-07 10:10:45 AM  
Eyes too close together? Check.
 
2018-03-07 10:11:58 AM  
Why don't these racists ever mistake a Gurkha for a Mooslim?  Because that would be funny.

"Better to die than be a coward" is the motto of the world-famous Nepalese Gurkha soldiers who are an integral part of the British Army. They still carry into battle their traditional weapon - an 18-inch long curved knife known as the kukri.
 
2018-03-07 10:12:15 AM  
They should really have a helpful photo guide posted on the door for southern hicks.
 
2018-03-07 10:14:02 AM  
...and one moving violation.
 
2018-03-07 10:14:07 AM  
So, we can all assume he'll be charged with a great crime, right?
 
2018-03-07 10:15:05 AM  

sinko swimo: AdmirableSnackbar: Remind me again why we need the South?  Bunch of racist, angry, gun-toting drains on the resources of civilized, productive states.

read the article, tutti frutti. it's a batshiat crazy Marine that needs counseling. not a Southern thing. you just made an ass of yourself, Sluggo.


Yeah I've never heard of anything like this happening in the south before
 
2018-03-07 10:15:15 AM  

PreMortem: orbister: PreMortem: May be right, but I doubt for the reason he thinks. Islam is not a race.

How are you defining "race"? Are Jews a race, bearing in mind that one can convert to Judaism?

Jews are a race, yes. Judaism is the religion.


So when you convert to Judaism, do you convert your race?
 
2018-03-07 10:17:12 AM  

mrsleep: PreMortem: orbister: PreMortem: May be right, but I doubt for the reason he thinks. Islam is not a race.

How are you defining "race"? Are Jews a race, bearing in mind that one can convert to Judaism?

Jews are a race, yes. Judaism is the religion.

So when you convert to Judaism, do you convert your race?


Wow  you've really got him cornered now
 
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