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(Variety)   "John Travolta." "Moose." "Fred Durst." "Stalker." Ok, make a movie. BONUS: "Alabama"   ( variety.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Film, Media Finance Capital, Travolta-Fred Durst movie, frontman Fred Durst, Ambi Media Group, Ambi Pictures, Passage Pictures, SXSW Film Festival  
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2018-03-07 09:41:55 AM  
Maybe John wanted to take a little trip to meet some Richard Petty fans. Who knows. He's sometimes out of touch, being a scientologist and all. Poor Fred. Between the 2 of them, I'm sure the movie will suck. Oh John, one upon a lifetime, you were fun. I'm in a hurry, so the point is: don't do this. Have some American Pride.
 
2018-03-07 10:35:45 AM  
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2018-03-07 11:10:59 AM  
I'd watch a movie of just Fred Durst getting punched in the nards for 90 minutes.
 
2018-03-07 11:18:57 AM  
Alabama Cousin Farking Boog-a-loo 2: Revenge of the Moose Stalker

Rated M for Mediocre at best.

Contains John Travolta, Fred Durst, Xenu, crude humor, and violence

 
2018-03-07 11:27:02 AM  
The Deep South offers a lot more tax breaks on movie shoots than New York, LA, or even Texas. That's why a lot of movies and TV shows these days are shot in Georgia.
 
2018-03-07 11:28:51 AM  

stoli n coke: The Deep South offers a lot more tax breaks on movie shoots than New York, LA, or even Texas. That's why a lot of movies and TV shows these days are shot in Georgia.


And I thought it was because of their upstanding record on civil rights.
 
2018-03-07 11:38:34 AM  
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2018-03-07 11:45:56 AM  
Wow, that has "must see" written all over it.
 
2018-03-07 11:48:09 AM  
In other news, apparently Devon Sawa is still alive.  Who knew?
 
2018-03-07 11:50:53 AM  

Farce-Side: In other news, apparently Devon Sawa is still alive.  Who knew?


Who knew that such a person as "Devon Sawa" existed, let alone who the fark he is?
 
2018-03-07 11:57:44 AM  

Farce-Side: In other news, apparently Devon Sawa is still alive.  Who knew?


Oh, you mean the guy who starred in Eminem's "Stan" video?

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2018-03-07 12:03:57 PM  
Movie is going to bomb. Moose out front should have warned ya.
 
2018-03-07 12:04:51 PM  
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2018-03-07 12:05:28 PM  
BONUS: "Alabama"

The band or the state? 

/Yes, it matters.
 
2018-03-07 12:38:53 PM  
This film is, apparently, based on Durst's own real-life experience with a stalker, which of course, leads to the question: who the f*ck is stalking Fred Durst?
 
2018-03-07 12:43:54 PM  
"Pauly Shore"
"Chinchilla"
"Rick Astley"
"Chiropractor"
OK, make a movie.
BONUS: North Dakota


See, I can do it too. Send me to Hollywood.
 
2018-03-07 12:43:58 PM  

Heamer: This film is, apparently, based on Durst's own real-life experience with a stalker, which of course, leads to the question: who the f*ck is stalking Fred Durst?


Failure and/or Death.
 
2018-03-07 12:50:10 PM  
First thing I thought of:

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2018-03-07 01:12:11 PM  
They're going to be waiting a looooong time if they're stalking moose in Alabama.
 
2018-03-07 01:16:43 PM  
Does Durst die? I might watch it on Netflix if Durst dies.
 
2018-03-07 01:33:28 PM  
Real question here: John Travolta knows we can see him, right? Like he is visible to the naked eye and we have seen his bald ass head; wearing a wig just insults my intelligence. I didn't forget your bare melon John. Stop playing.
 
2018-03-07 02:34:26 PM  

formerfloozy: Real question here: John Travolta knows we can see him, right? Like he is visible to the naked eye and we have seen his bald ass head; wearing a wig just insults my intelligence. I didn't forget your bare melon John. Stop playing.


He showed his real hair line before.... that Oliver Stone movie about the Mexican cartel..... Travolta was really good in that role, and his hair looked fine.    I wish he'd just go with it....
 
2018-03-07 02:43:24 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I'd watch a movie of just Fred Durst getting punched in the nards for 90 minutes.


The guy's an annoying "musician" and can't stand his schtick, but as an actor he was pretty good in this.

Population 436 (HQ-Trailer-2006)
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2018-03-07 02:51:47 PM  
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Look at John's hideous hair piece.  LOOK AT IT!
 
2018-03-07 02:52:24 PM  
I used to like Gastonia, NC.  Now I know that it gave us Fred Durst, I will never stop there for tacos again.
 
2018-03-07 04:06:39 PM  
The only Travolta story guaranteed to arouse public interest would be called Masseuse
 
2018-03-07 04:20:24 PM  

Heamer: This film is, apparently, based on Durst's own real-life experience with a stalker, which of course, leads to the question: who the f*ck is stalking Fred Durst?


Why are you assuming he wasn't the stalker?
 
2018-03-07 05:08:03 PM  
Fred Durst looks like he's aged well. Limp Bizkit still not so much.
 
2018-03-07 05:38:35 PM  

germ78: Fred Durst looks like he's aged well. Limp Bizkit still not so much.


At least he's now accepting that he's bald and gave up those stupid looking hats.
 
2018-03-07 07:24:16 PM  
Travolta should sit between Carson Daly and Fred Durst and hear them argue over who he gave head to first.


NTTAWWT
 
2018-03-07 07:55:17 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I'd watch a movie of just Fred Durst getting punched in the nards for 90 minutes.


"Punched in the Nards for 90 Minutes" is the name of my Limp Bizkit cover band's new double album.
 
2018-03-07 10:01:41 PM  

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I rafted that river.  The guide pointed out places where scenes in the movie were filmed.
 
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