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(BBC-US)   UK police are asking for anybody who visited the area where the Russian spy and his daughter were poisoned to come forward. Of particular interest is a swarthy short man in hat and tall angular woman with black hair   ( bbc.com) divider line
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2018-03-07 08:31:56 AM  
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2018-03-07 09:26:41 AM  
Nyet. I have good knowledge it was Moose and Squirrel. Not Bear. Bear very good. Very good Bear.
 
2018-03-07 09:50:24 AM  
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2018-03-07 09:54:22 AM  
Witness: "Yeah, i saw a guy wearing a black...*dart*
 
2018-03-07 09:54:36 AM  
So the suspect does have a hat.

/Surreptitious erasing
//I was under a misapprehension
 
2018-03-07 09:57:24 AM  
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Bad Dates...
 
2018-03-07 10:00:09 AM  
Swarthy?

Sure subby blame a black man again
 
2018-03-07 10:01:46 AM  
"So, Vlad, I heard about these spies.  So bad.  So bad."
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"Nyet spies.  Leakers.  They were leaking information to my opponents."
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"Leakers?  You can poison leakers?!"
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"Da.  Every authoritarian poisons leakers.  Kim does it.  Idi did it.  Vhat do you do?"
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"Oh, I poison.  My poison is the best.  I'm the best poisoner you know, believe me."
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"Hey, Kellyanne!  Get me Papadopolus' phone number, a bottle of Trump Vodka, and some rat poison!"
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2018-03-07 10:02:30 AM  
Every time I see the word 'Swarthy'

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Every. Bloody. Time. Damn you Groening
 
TWX
2018-03-07 10:03:18 AM  

mikaloyd: Swarthy?

Sure subby blame a black man again


That word has a wider definition than that.

Actor Jamie Farr would be described as swarthy too.
 
2018-03-07 10:05:50 AM  
Secret Agent shiat, if done well like this case seems to be done, will be hard to solve. The KGB agent or agents that did this are well hidden or have already departed the country and odds are, will never be caught.

I've watched enough James Bond, Homeland and other spy movies to know.

/not an expert.
 
2018-03-07 10:07:13 AM  
Killing an entire family is typical of the really seriously deranged despot.

"The other thing with the terrorists is you have to take out their families, when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families. They care about their lives, don't kid yourself. When they say they don't care about their lives, you have to take out their families."

--Donald Trump, December 2015
 
2018-03-07 10:08:26 AM  
I blame moose and squirrel.
 
2018-03-07 10:08:28 AM  
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2018-03-07 10:12:21 AM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Killing an entire family is typical of the really seriously deranged despot.



Not really. Take a closer look. You kill a terrorist, now their family members are pissed. They will then turn to terrorism too and maybe cause more death and destruction than before. I can see the logic behind this. Not saying I agree with it, but I understand it.

/I blame religion for everything.
 
2018-03-07 10:15:32 AM  
Lab tech: "Hey, we identified what killed those two."
Lab boss (reads report, runs to police):  "Read this."
Police "Hey, could anyone who ate at that nearby pub please stop by the police station...nothing to worry about, just routine."

I'd worry...
 
2018-03-07 10:20:11 AM  
Just worry.
 
2018-03-07 10:21:30 AM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Killing an entire family is typical of the really seriously deranged despot.

"The other thing with the terrorists is you have to take out their families, when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families. They care about their lives, don't kid yourself. When they say they don't care about their lives, you have to take out their families."

--Donald Trump, December 2015


Cartels also do this
 
2018-03-07 10:26:39 AM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere:I'd worry...

Gyrfalcon: Just worry.


Guys, just relax. Just take a seat and have a lovely... cup of tea

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2018-03-07 10:58:31 AM  

Jake Havechek: [img.fark.net image 310x163]


They don't end up dead, they just happen to accidentally end up on Polonium Street, right in front of Bullets Avenue.
 
2018-03-07 11:03:30 AM  
Yeah.  I saw the video footage from nearly where they were found.  It includes two 20-something, very Russian-looking people inexplicably dead-panning a security camera as they walk by.
 
2018-03-07 11:04:21 AM  
Why do Russian ex-spies/defectors always end up in the UK?  Is there some kind of ex-spy retirement home they all go to?  Go to Canada and live in the Yukon or something, less chance of getting ID'd
 
2018-03-07 11:05:04 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Yeah.  I saw the video footage from nearly where they were found.  It includes two 20-something, very Russian-looking people inexplicably dead-panning a security camera as they walk by.


link?
 
2018-03-07 11:06:05 AM  
Also, I suspect this latest spate of Putin-centric killings areeant to serve as warning to those in the Trump Administration that might cooperate with the Mueller Investigation.
 
2018-03-07 11:07:09 AM  

steklo: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Killing an entire family is typical of the really seriously deranged despot.


Not really. Take a closer look. You kill a terrorist, now their family members are pissed. They will then turn to terrorism too and maybe cause more death and destruction than before. I can see the logic behind this.


And that's how, by smashing families and neighborhoods and whole cities, the Israelis have created a peaceful garden of bliss amongst themselves and their neighbors.
 
2018-03-07 11:07:26 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Yeah.  I saw the video footage from nearly where they were found.  It includes two 20-something, very Russian-looking people inexplicably dead-panning a security camera as they walk by.


I think we might need a bit more than that to go on...
 
2018-03-07 11:10:01 AM  

PenguinCam: backhand.slap.of.reason: Yeah.  I saw the video footage from nearly where they were found.  It includes two 20-something, very Russian-looking people inexplicably dead-panning a security camera as they walk by.

link?


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2018-03-07 11:11:28 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: 20-something, very Russian-looking people


Gosh, I can totally pinpoint their age and ethnicity from that photo.

/ I think it's a police sketch make in Lego.
 
2018-03-07 11:11:47 AM  

Lady J: backhand.slap.of.reason: Yeah.  I saw the video footage from nearly where they were found.  It includes two 20-something, very Russian-looking people inexplicably dead-panning a security camera as they walk by.

I think we might need a bit more than that to go on...


That's exactly what one would expect a Russian Spy to say.
 
2018-03-07 11:14:26 AM  

bhcompy: Why do Russian ex-spies/defectors always end up in the UK?  Is there some kind of ex-spy retirement home they all go to?  Go to Canada and live in the Yukon or something, less chance of getting ID'd


Well, he was spying for the British and was arrested in Russia, then sent back as part of a spy-swap. I don't know that the Canadians would want him.
 
2018-03-07 11:14:49 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: PenguinCam: backhand.slap.of.reason: Yeah.  I saw the video footage from nearly where they were found.  It includes two 20-something, very Russian-looking people inexplicably dead-panning a security camera as they walk by.

link?

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Think I saw that vid on the BBC site, but it was thought to be Skripal (sp?) and his daughter.
 
2018-03-07 11:15:00 AM  

Lady J: backhand.slap.of.reason: Yeah.  I saw the video footage from nearly where they were found.  It includes two 20-something, very Russian-looking people inexplicably dead-panning a security camera as they walk by.

I think we might need a bit more than that to go on...


You can tell by their dour faces and dead eyes.
 
2018-03-07 11:16:12 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: Lady J: backhand.slap.of.reason: Yeah.  I saw the video footage from nearly where they were found.  It includes two 20-something, very Russian-looking people inexplicably dead-panning a security camera as they walk by.

I think we might need a bit more than that to go on...

That's exactly what one would expect a Russian Spy to say.


o shiat you got me!

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2018-03-07 11:20:46 AM  
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WUT
 
2018-03-07 11:28:50 AM  

TWX: Actor Jamie Farr would be described as


...a large ball of hair in human form.
 
2018-03-07 11:32:39 AM  

CygnusDarius: Jake Havechek: [img.fark.net image 310x163]

They don't end up dead, they just happen to accidentally end up on Polonium Street, right in front of Bullets Avenue.


Isn't that right around the corner from Ammonia Avenue?
 
2018-03-07 11:35:13 AM  

Mister Pleco: CygnusDarius: Jake Havechek: [img.fark.net image 310x163]

They don't end up dead, they just happen to accidentally end up on Polonium Street, right in front of Bullets Avenue.

Isn't that right around the corner from Ammonia Avenue?


Yeah, but need to make a left to Asfixiation street to get there.
 
2018-03-07 11:35:51 AM  

CygnusDarius: Mister Pleco: CygnusDarius: Jake Havechek: [img.fark.net image 310x163]

They don't end up dead, they just happen to accidentally end up on Polonium Street, right in front of Bullets Avenue.

Isn't that right around the corner from Ammonia Avenue?

Yeah, but need to make a left to Suffocation street to get there.


FTFM.
 
2018-03-07 11:37:54 AM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Killing an entire family is typical of the really seriously deranged despot.

"The other thing with the terrorists is you have to take out their families, when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families. They care about their lives, don't kid yourself. When they say they don't care about their lives, you have to take out their families."

--Donald Trump, December 2015


A lot of suicide bombers do in fact receive family support and their families will receive money if they suicide bomb.

Just kill them all and let God sort it out is obviously wrong but it's dangerous to also ignore the connection.
 
2018-03-07 11:38:23 AM  

CygnusDarius: CygnusDarius: Mister Pleco: CygnusDarius: Jake Havechek: [img.fark.net image 310x163]

They don't end up dead, they just happen to accidentally end up on Polonium Street, right in front of Bullets Avenue.

Isn't that right around the corner from Ammonia Avenue?

Yeah, but need to make a left to Suffocation street to get there.

FTFM.


I think I'll skip all of that and just rock down to Electric Avenue...
 
2018-03-07 11:44:05 AM  
Moose and Squirrel
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2018-03-07 11:45:22 AM  

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Bad Dates...


Wasn't the other victim his daughter?
 
2018-03-07 11:45:42 AM  

Jake Havechek: [img.fark.net image 310x163]


ANd people wonder why Trumpists like him?
 
2018-03-07 11:49:58 AM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: PenguinCam: backhand.slap.of.reason: Yeah.  I saw the video footage from nearly where they were found.  It includes two 20-something, very Russian-looking people inexplicably dead-panning a security camera as they walk by.

link?

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That's a rough twenty-something.
 
2018-03-07 11:53:57 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Killing an entire family is typical of the really seriously deranged despot.

"The other thing with the terrorists is you have to take out their families, when you get these terrorists, you have to take out their families. They care about their lives, don't kid yourself. When they say they don't care about their lives, you have to take out their families."

--Donald Trump, December 2015

Cartels also do this


We only kill families if they were stupid enough to attend the same wedding party as the target.  I mean, how often does that happen?
 
2018-03-07 11:54:05 AM  

bhcompy: Why do Russian ex-spies/defectors always end up in the UK?  Is there some kind of ex-spy retirement home they all go to?  Go to Canada and live in the Yukon or something, less chance of getting ID'd


Maybe we just don't hear about the Russian spys who wind up dead in non-Anglophone countries?
 
2018-03-07 12:25:59 PM  

Psylence: CygnusDarius: CygnusDarius: Mister Pleco: CygnusDarius: Jake Havechek: [img.fark.net image 310x163]

They don't end up dead, they just happen to accidentally end up on Polonium Street, right in front of Bullets Avenue.

Isn't that right around the corner from Ammonia Avenue?

Yeah, but need to make a left to Suffocation street to get there.

FTFM.

I think I'll skip all of that and just rock down to Electric Avenue...


Then you may get hired.
 
2018-03-07 12:28:40 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: PenguinCam: backhand.slap.of.reason: Yeah.  I saw the video footage from nearly where they were found.  It includes two 20-something, very Russian-looking people inexplicably dead-panning a security camera as they walk by.

link?

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Enhance.....enhance......enhance
 
2018-03-07 12:41:43 PM  
So when this is tied to Russia will this be considered an act of war
 
2018-03-07 12:50:26 PM  

Psylence: CygnusDarius: CygnusDarius: Mister Pleco: CygnusDarius: Jake Havechek: [img.fark.net image 310x163]

They don't end up dead, they just happen to accidentally end up on Polonium Street, right in front of Bullets Avenue.

Isn't that right around the corner from Ammonia Avenue?

Yeah, but need to make a left to Suffocation street to get there.

FTFM.

I think I'll skip all of that and just rock down to Electric Avenue...


Why go there, when Stabby Lane is right nearby?
 
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