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(Fox 17 Grand Rapids)   Facebook has patented a self-balancing robot that will follow you around your home taking pictures, tag you in your sleep   ( fox17online.com) divider line
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2018-03-07 12:13:56 PM  
"No robot, no. Don't take any pictures of me. I'm naked right now"
"Duhhhhh that's why I'm taking them and putting them on Facebook"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
 
2018-03-07 12:28:31 PM  
"Just because you could..."
 
2018-03-07 02:19:22 PM  
I didn't need another reason to shun Facebook. But thanks anyhow.
 
2018-03-07 02:26:13 PM  

Walker: "No robot, no. Don't take any pictures of me. I'm naked right now"
"Duhhhhh that's why I'm taking them and putting them on Facebook"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"


"Shrinkage, Will Robinson, SHRINKAGE"
 
2018-03-07 03:12:36 PM  
This will make the "taking and sending of unsolicited dick pics" process a lot more streamlined.
 
2018-03-07 03:29:10 PM  
Your future Instagram pictures could be taken by a Facebook-branded robot that follows you around the house.
That is, if a newly awarded Facebook patent ever becomes a reality.


No, fark you. EABOD. I don't need some farking robot following me anywhere, and neither does ANYONE else in the entire history of humankind..
 
2018-03-07 03:58:18 PM  
Mikey1969:

No, fark you. EABOD. I don't need some farking robot following me anywhere, and neither does ANYONE else in the entire history of humankind..

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2018-03-07 04:04:25 PM  
I don't even have a Facebook account. I most certainly won't have Facebots following me around the house taking photos.
 
2018-03-07 05:03:10 PM  
The robot needs to help clean the house first.
 
2018-03-07 05:04:44 PM  
So many nopes.  So very many.

Cat Says NO!
Youtube cMESRatAG04
 
2018-03-07 05:39:16 PM  
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRAVELER!
 
2018-03-07 05:47:35 PM  

eriphila: The robot needs to help clean the house first.


This.
...and let the dog out
...load the dishwasher
...let the dog in
...tend the cat box
...let the dog out
...mow the lawn
...let the dog in
...clean the gutters
 
2018-03-07 06:25:06 PM  
Great, now I am going to have to keep my house clean all the time.
 
2018-03-08 09:46:39 AM  
I already have something that follows me around the house, it's called a dog. I could just strap a camera to his head.
 
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