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(News.com.au)   Filming your son's first bike ride or the first time he went on a date is all good, filming his 'first bong' not so much   ( news.com.au) divider line
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2018-03-07 09:23:54 AM  
I remember my son's first bong... a real Kodak moment.  But, he wasn't eleven...
 
2018-03-07 09:52:48 AM  
Yeah, I'm all for pot being legalized and whatnot...but 11 y/o's toking up is a bit too far.
 
2018-03-07 10:21:20 AM  
They grow up so fast...*sniff big exhale*
 
2018-03-07 10:24:48 AM  
Bong is not the preferred nomenclature. Water pipe, please.

/said the head shop clerk
 
2018-03-07 10:55:59 AM  
Filming your son's first date? Are you hiding in the bushes near the ice cream store?
 
2018-03-07 11:00:28 AM  
She's 29, kid is 11.
She's not good at making sound decisions...
 
2018-03-07 11:01:08 AM  

slackananda: Bong is not the preferred nomenclature. Water pipe, please.

/said the head shop clerk


It's better now it's legal. You can say bong. "I need a bong, to smoke marijuana." It's very liberating.
 
2018-03-07 11:03:03 AM  
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2018-03-07 11:03:27 AM  
Mom, that's not his first.
 
2018-03-07 11:07:12 AM  
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2018-03-07 11:07:32 AM  
If Australian pot is anything like their wildlife, then I can understand the outrage.
 
2018-03-07 11:08:06 AM  
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Cop's first bong...
 
2018-03-07 11:10:20 AM  
Good thing she wasn't Becky's mom - she'd be doing a life sentence.
 
2018-03-07 11:10:33 AM  
Pfighting Polish

Filming your son's first date? Are you hiding in the bushes near the ice cream store?

Yeah, this seems a little messed up, I understand prom pictures but...
 
2018-03-07 11:12:25 AM  
I remember my first bong rip, as it was my first time getting high. It was October 14th, 2006 around 8pm, I had attempted smoking marijuana twice before that, but the time was a far too insignificant amount and the second time I didn't actually get a hit as the pipe was packed too hard.The rip make me cough for fifteen minutes but got me pretty high.

/my point is a picture wouldn't be bad if the kid was a legal adult.
 
2018-03-07 11:14:17 AM  
There is evidence that THC has significant negative effects on young, still growing brains. Smoke all you want, but keep it away from the kids.
 
2018-03-07 11:15:27 AM  

Combustion: slackananda: Bong is not the preferred nomenclature. Water pipe, please.

/said the head shop clerk

It's better now it's legal. You can say bong. "I need a bong, to smoke marijuana." It's very liberating.


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2018-03-07 11:19:00 AM  
the woman allegedly described the drugs as "a harmless, natural and safe alternative to prescription medication "

"harmless" -  She must read fark pot threads. She probably claims it makes her a better driver too.
 
2018-03-07 11:19:54 AM  
Just make up some symptoms and call it "medical marijuana" and everybody will give the potheads a pass.
 
2018-03-07 11:20:10 AM  
Don't be so uptight man. Some 19 year old kid is home from college and tells his mom he's never smoked weed, she decides to film it. What's the big deal ? Hey - I hate to tell you but it's probably not even his first time. Just let her....

What? What's that? I'm sorry, I'm getting some new information here.

11? The kid is 11?

Please ignore everything I've said above. Except the bit about it not being his first time.
 
2018-03-07 11:21:15 AM  
So "giggle and say 'doritos'" is the new "smile and say 'cheese'"?
 
2018-03-07 11:36:58 AM  

Combustion: slackananda: Bong is not the preferred nomenclature. Water pipe, please.

/said the head shop clerk

It's better now it's legal. You can say bong. "I need a bong, to smoke marijuana." It's very liberating.


I bet! I'm farking jealous, but still happy for you,
 
2018-03-07 11:42:56 AM  
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2018-03-07 11:53:21 AM  

mrsleep: She's 29, kid is 11.
She's not good at making sound decisions...


Mom will be a grandma at 36. Cycle continues.
 
2018-03-07 11:54:21 AM  
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2018-03-07 12:05:55 PM  
Best!Mom!Ever!
 
2018-03-07 12:06:28 PM  
my older step brothers used to get me high when I was in elementary school, maybe 8 or 9 years old. They got me drunk at 10 on Kahlua.

 It was all in good fun I guess.

 My brain don't work so good though.
 
2018-03-07 12:21:46 PM  
Don't we have these threads all the time, except usually the loony parent is trying to treat their kid's autism/cancer/celiac/indigo aura/etc. with the wacky tobacky? Almost refreshing to see an old school run of the mill just plain trashy parent again.
 
2018-03-07 01:21:25 PM  

Dangerous_sociopath: my older step brothers used to get me high when I was in elementary school, maybe 8 or 9 years old. They got me drunk at 10 on Kahlua.

 It was all in good fun I guess.

 My brain don't work so good though.


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2018-03-07 02:01:40 PM  

IHadMeAVision: Don't we have these threads all the time, except usually the loony parent is trying to treat their kid's autism/cancer/celiac/indigo aura/etc. with the wacky tobacky?


Ah, yes, those loony parents  Yesterday I saw a story about a Texas couple who got in trouble for giving their autistic daughter the wacky tobacco.  The video was one of the worst things I've seen recently.  The girl was punching herself in the head as hard as she could, about 50 times a minute.  She'd been doing this since she was tiny.  Her father put a respirator mask on her and gave her some vapor.  She stopped  punching herself.

I hope no one here ever has to live through something that terrible.  Even the worst assholes on Fark.  Even you Russki bots.

https://www.thecannabist.co/2018/03/0​6​/judge-texas-father-autistic-daughter-​marijuana/100583/
 
2018-03-07 02:32:26 PM  

knobmaker: IHadMeAVision: Don't we have these threads all the time, except usually the loony parent is trying to treat their kid's autism/cancer/celiac/indigo aura/etc. with the wacky tobacky?

Ah, yes, those loony parents  Yesterday I saw a story about a Texas couple who got in trouble for giving their autistic daughter the wacky tobacco.  The video was one of the worst things I've seen recently.  The girl was punching herself in the head as hard as she could, about 50 times a minute.  She'd been doing this since she was tiny.  Her father put a respirator mask on her and gave her some vapor.  She stopped  punching herself.

I hope no one here ever has to live through something that terrible.  Even the worst assholes on Fark.  Even you Russki bots.

https://www.thecannabist.co/2018/03/06​/judge-texas-father-autistic-daughter-​marijuana/100583/


The people in the article can go fark themselves. They've had a disabled daughter for that long and they still vote Republican? They realize she might outlive them, no?
 
2018-03-07 03:10:44 PM  

IHadMeAVision: knobmaker: IHadMeAVision: Don't we have these threads all the time, except usually the loony parent is trying to treat their kid's autism/cancer/celiac/indigo aura/etc. with the wacky tobacky?

Ah, yes, those loony parents  Yesterday I saw a story about a Texas couple who got in trouble for giving their autistic daughter the wacky tobacco.  The video was one of the worst things I've seen recently.  The girl was punching herself in the head as hard as she could, about 50 times a minute.  She'd been doing this since she was tiny.  Her father put a respirator mask on her and gave her some vapor.  She stopped  punching herself.

I hope no one here ever has to live through something that terrible.  Even the worst assholes on Fark.  Even you Russki bots.

https://www.thecannabist.co/2018/03/06​/judge-texas-father-autistic-daughter-​marijuana/100583/

The people in the article can go fark themselves. They've had a disabled daughter for that long and they still vote Republican? They realize she might outlive them, no?


I'll make an exception in my hopes for you.  Some people apparently deserve the worst thing that could ever happen to them.  Among those are people who think politics outweigh everything else, and that non-wealthy people who are stupid enough to be Republicans deserve to suffer the torments of the damned.

Sigh. No, not really.  Some people can't help being vicious morons who don't understand the concept of empathy.  They still don't deserve to have something as terrible as this happen to them, because it would serve no purpose.  They are incapable of learning.
 
2018-03-07 04:02:04 PM  

knobmaker: I'll make an exception in my hopes for you.  Some people apparently deserve the worst thing that could ever happen to them.  Among those are people who think politics outweigh everything else, and that non-wealthy people who are stupid enough to be Republicans deserve to suffer the torments of the damned.

Sigh. No, not really.  Some people can't help being vicious morons who don't understand the concept of empathy.  They still don't deserve to have something as terrible as this happen to them, because it would serve no purpose.  They are incapable of learning.


I still don't get what your point is. Because I don't believe marijuana is the magical cure-all some 420-zealots think it is, you're assuming I'm against treating any and all ailments with marijuana? I guarantee that weed can help people with nausea from chemo or abdominal pain from some sort of IBS. When people start claiming they use it for headaches and toothaches is when I start feeling a bit skeptical. I'm very open to being proven wrong.

Also, that girl in your link clearly has a severe problem, so her parents aren't even close to the type I would consider "loonies" in the first place.
 
2018-03-07 04:02:28 PM  
Kootenays? Slocan Valley?

I keed ...I keed.....
 
2018-03-07 04:29:58 PM  

steklo: [img.fark.net image 236x314]

Cop's first bong...


If that was ever someone's first bong...well, Dave just showed up, IYKWIM.

/a true bongmaster
 
2018-03-07 06:46:58 PM  
That is so Adelaide.
 
2018-03-07 06:56:07 PM  

IHadMeAVision: When people start claiming they use it for headaches and toothaches is when I start feeling a bit skeptical. I'm very open to being proven wrong.


In all seriousness, why do you care at all what people use it for?  Is it any of your business?

Also, you said: "the loony parent is trying to treat their kid's autism..."Which is exactly what is going on in the link I gave you.  I'm just trying to make the point that it really isn't any of your business, or anyone else's business, what people are using a largely harmless herbal substance to treat.

Also, it turns out that cannabis can actually help with migraines.  https://www.forbes.com/sites/daviddis​a​lvo/2017/06/29/marijuana-treats-migrai​ne-pain-better-than-prescription-medic​ation-study-finds/#52aeda1f3700

I just got back from the dentist after getting a molar extracted.  One of the roots broke off flush with the bone, and the dentist had to chip away some jawbone to get it out.  If this were a legal state or I knew anyone to get it from, you can bet I'd be trying a little weed  to see if it helped.
 
2018-03-08 12:29:31 PM  

steklo: [img.fark.net image 396x300]


I love getting hella ripped and settling in to a night of computer solitaire.  It's almost like I'm playing with actual cards, man.
 
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