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(Mashable)   Dude swims in his 30,000 beer-can ballpit, or as subby calls it, Wednesday   ( mashable.com) divider line
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1889 clicks; posted to Geek » on 07 Mar 2018 at 9:35 AM (32 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-03-07 08:40:36 AM  
Does anyone have a chain mail banana hammock I can borrow?
 
2018-03-07 09:11:09 AM  
My god I'm instantly carried back to 1985.
 
2018-03-07 09:29:39 AM  
I can smell the stale beer from here.
 
2018-03-07 09:49:24 AM  

NewportBarGuy: I can smell the stale beer from here.


It's in Australia.  Just imagine the size of the spider colonies in there.
 
2018-03-07 09:52:57 AM  
Geek tab?
 
2018-03-07 10:01:41 AM  
The beer can pit is located in Moonta, South Australia, and is the result of 15 years of quite clearly arduous collecting.

I hope he arduously cleaned them also. The smell of just a few old cans is atrocious.
 
2018-03-07 10:07:04 AM  
Death by a thousand tetanus cuts.
 
2018-03-07 10:16:17 AM  

FrancoFile: NewportBarGuy: I can smell the stale beer from here.

It's in Australia.  Just imagine the size of the spider colonies in there.


Narrator: And The next day all they found were his bones.
 
2018-03-07 10:16:22 AM  

Smoking GNU: Death by a thousand tetanus cuts.


If the Dianoga doesn't get him first.
 
2018-03-07 10:21:47 AM  
for anyone counting at home, thats 5.47 beers per day...
 
2018-03-07 10:25:53 AM  
Peter griffin coin jump
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2018-03-07 10:28:50 AM  
FTFA: While buying a couple of hundred balls might be out of reach for some

Uhh, a couple hundred ball pit balls cost about $25.
How poor does the author think people are?
 
2018-03-07 10:29:00 AM  

bart2puck: for anyone counting at home, thats 5.47 beers per day...


From what I could find that stuff is $20 per 6 pack. That's farking expensive
 
2018-03-07 10:34:34 AM  
somewhere in Australia a scrap thief is making a plan
 
2018-03-07 10:37:20 AM  
My brother and I used to say that drownin' in beer was like heaven, eh? Now he's not here, and I've got two soakers... this isn't heaven, this sucks!
 
2018-03-07 10:39:24 AM  
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"Ball pit?"
 
2018-03-07 11:05:21 AM  

mrsleep: FTFA: While buying a couple of hundred balls might be out of reach for some

Uhh, a couple hundred ball pit balls cost about $25.
How poor does the author think people are?


Target is selling 100 for $45, I wonder where you'd find a wholesaler for ball pit balls.

And here's a handy calculator for figuring out how many balls you'd need to fill a given space.
 
2018-03-07 11:08:47 AM  
Huh. One would not have thought this could have been boring.
 
2018-03-07 11:34:42 AM  

Polish Hussar: Target is selling 100 for $45, I wonder where you'd find a wholesaler for ball pit balls.


Try Amazon. You can get 200 for $27 with free shipping. 1000 for $119.
 
2018-03-07 11:36:26 AM  
I'm just picturing this guy bleeding to death from a thousand cuts. All those open can lids, plus all the ones you smash into knives by standing on them in the ball pit.... ouch!
 
2018-03-07 11:49:17 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: Does anyone have a chain mail banana hammock I can borrow?


What color?
 
2018-03-07 12:23:38 PM  
 Subby waits until Wednesday? Amateur.
 
2018-03-07 10:46:03 PM  
That's $3000 in beer can return
 
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