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2018-03-07 07:51:52 AM  
AMW spits out calories because of course she does.
 
2018-03-07 07:52:12 AM  
Counterpoint:
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2018-03-07 08:05:55 AM  
We've also reached peak absurdity of National X Day with "National Oreo Day"
 
2018-03-07 08:51:40 AM  

Munden: We've also reached peak absurdity of National X Day with "National Oreo Day"


It's just a rip off of National Hydrox Day.
 
2018-03-07 08:53:44 AM  
I guess it wouldn't be that much different than Champorado?

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Chocolate with white rice?
 
2018-03-07 08:56:45 AM  

Two Dogs Farking: Counterpoint:
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I can't believe that someone would put meat, cheese and sauce on bread. Truly forward-thinking.
 
2018-03-07 09:01:58 AM  
Food is fun and has really blown up in my lifetime.  All sorts of people are into it and there's lots of creativity which is cool.

It only sucks when people get mean about it and turn to food snobbery as a battering ram.
 
2018-03-07 09:16:42 AM  
Checks other options on page:

Veggie Nuggets
Meatless Taco

Yes, would eat it.
 
2018-03-07 09:17:15 AM  

Fat Old Broad: Food is fun and has really blown up in my lifetime.  All sorts of people are into it and there's lots of creativity which is cool.

It only sucks when people get mean about it and turn to food snobbery as a battering ram.


Or when they refer to eating food from other cultures as "appropriation."
 
2018-03-07 09:18:28 AM  
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2018-03-07 09:26:03 AM  

SirEattonHogg: I guess it wouldn't be that much different than Champorado?


... or Arroz con Leche with Crushed Oreos.
 
2018-03-07 09:29:17 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: Fat Old Broad: Food is fun and has really blown up in my lifetime.  All sorts of people are into it and there's lots of creativity which is cool.

It only sucks when people get mean about it and turn to food snobbery as a battering ram.

Or when they refer to eating food from other cultures as "appropriation."


Dude, I was going for a batter joke.  I cannoli do so much.
 
2018-03-07 09:30:39 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: [img.fark.net image 632x474]


Is that really a thing???
 
2018-03-07 09:41:19 AM  

Fat Old Broad: Madman drummers bummers: Fat Old Broad: Food is fun and has really blown up in my lifetime.  All sorts of people are into it and there's lots of creativity which is cool.

It only sucks when people get mean about it and turn to food snobbery as a battering ram.

Or when they refer to eating food from other cultures as "appropriation."

Dude, I was going for a batter joke.  I cannoli do so much.


I... missed the pun. Clearly, I woke up too early.
 
2018-03-07 09:42:52 AM  
Man, I'm fat enough already. I don't need absurdities like this.
 
2018-03-07 09:44:00 AM  

espiaboricua: SirEattonHogg: I guess it wouldn't be that much different than Champorado?

... or Arroz con Leche with Crushed Oreos.


Indeed.
 
2018-03-07 09:44:04 AM  

canavar: Madman drummers bummers: [img.fark.net image 632x474]

Is that really a thing???


Lamentably... yes. Or at least it was. It's not photoshopped; it's not from a far-off exotic land; it didn't leak through from another dimension or time. I've actually seen them in stores and recoiled in horror. It was one of their limited series, like Fudge Brownie Oreos, which are the polar opposite of these in that they were delicious.
 
2018-03-07 09:49:02 AM  
On the one hand: why?  Just... why?

On the other:  I now REALLY want to try it, since I love rice and rice pudding as well as cookies & cream
ice cream.
 
2018-03-07 09:56:00 AM  
When I was a poor children a special treat was getting leftover rice in milk and sugar for breakfast.  I don't think I'd care for the Oreo concoction, but I damn well know that 8-year old me would have loved it.
 
2018-03-07 10:06:05 AM  
With the milk in it, it almost seems like a bizarro land rice pudding that is sweetened by oreos rather than sugar.
 
2018-03-07 10:11:31 AM  

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I took this picture at ShopRite yesterday. There is no god.
 
2018-03-07 10:17:11 AM  
Needs moar
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2018-03-07 10:23:14 AM  

darwinpolice: Madman drummers bummers: [img.fark.net image 632x474]
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I took this picture at ShopRite yesterday. There is no god.


All is emptiness. Only the void is real. The dark, dark, infinitely dark infinite void.
 
2018-03-07 10:33:32 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: darwinpolice: Madman drummers bummers: [img.fark.net image 632x474]
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I took this picture at ShopRite yesterday. There is no god.

All is emptiness. Only the void is real. The dark, dark, infinitely dark infinite void.


I have a sudden craving for Arby's.
 
2018-03-07 10:49:44 AM  

SirEattonHogg: I guess it wouldn't be that much different than Champorado?

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Chocolate with white rice?


Rice with cinnamon and sugar, a little butter and milk is great for a breakfast treat.

Saw "red hot" cinnamon oreos in the store 2 days ago.  They've really jumped the shark now
 
2018-03-07 10:56:14 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: canavar: Madman drummers bummers: [img.fark.net image 632x474]

Is that really a thing???

Lamentably... yes. Or at least it was. It's not photoshopped; it's not from a far-off exotic land; it didn't leak through from another dimension or time. I've actually seen them in stores and recoiled in horror. It was one of their limited series, like Fudge Brownie Oreos, which are the polar opposite of these in that they were delicious.


Saw Peep flavored Oreos the other day.

Hydrox were better.
 
2018-03-07 11:06:33 AM  

happydude45: SirEattonHogg: I guess it wouldn't be that much different than Champorado?

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Chocolate with white rice?

Rice with cinnamon and sugar, a little butter and milk is great for a breakfast treat.

Saw "red hot" cinnamon oreos in the store 2 days ago.  They've really jumped the shark now


They can make all the insane novelty flavors they want, as long as they keep on making the red velvet ones. Those are gooooood.
 
2018-03-07 11:07:43 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: Fat Old Broad: Food is fun and has really blown up in my lifetime.  All sorts of people are into it and there's lots of creativity which is cool.

It only sucks when people get mean about it and turn to food snobbery as a battering ram.

Or when they refer to eating food from other cultures as "appropriation."


Now I want to appropriate some lamb vindaloo.
 
2018-03-07 11:20:15 AM  
1 tbsp butter
1 cup rice
3 cups milk
1 package Oreos


No.
NO NO NO NO NO NO
 
2018-03-07 11:28:49 AM  

whidbey: 1 tbsp butter
1 cup rice
3 cups milk
1 package Oreos

No.
NO NO NO NO NO NO


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2018-03-07 11:29:14 AM  

happydude45: SirEattonHogg: I guess it wouldn't be that much different than Champorado?

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Chocolate with white rice?

Rice with cinnamon and sugar, a little butter and milk is great for a breakfast treat.

Saw "red hot" cinnamon oreos in the store 2 days ago.  They've really jumped the shark now


And yet they won't bring back smoreos. Those biatches.
 
2018-03-07 11:48:21 AM  

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Everyday we stray further from God's light.
 
2018-03-07 11:49:37 AM  
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2018-03-07 12:03:44 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: Madman drummers bummers: canavar: Madman drummers bummers: [img.fark.net image 632x474]

Is that really a thing???

Lamentably... yes. Or at least it was. It's not photoshopped; it's not from a far-off exotic land; it didn't leak through from another dimension or time. I've actually seen them in stores and recoiled in horror. It was one of their limited series, like Fudge Brownie Oreos, which are the polar opposite of these in that they were delicious.

Saw Peep flavored Oreos the other day.

Hydrox were better.


I thought that Nabisco changed the Oreo recipe to remove beef tallow from the filling in favor of
vegetable shortening, which made them functionally equivalent to Hydrox.
 
2018-03-07 12:13:19 PM  

happydude45: SirEattonHogg: I guess it wouldn't be that much different than Champorado?

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Chocolate with white rice?

Rice with cinnamon and sugar, a little butter and milk is great for a breakfast treat.

Saw "red hot" cinnamon oreos in the store 2 days ago.  They've really jumped the shark now


They're fantastic.  Like chocolate covered cinnamon bears, but Oreos . . . so better
 
2018-03-07 12:18:42 PM  
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2018-03-07 12:33:08 PM  

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As long as they don't have marshmallows in them.
 
2018-03-07 12:45:08 PM  
If you went with sticky rice and used just the cookie part of the oreos, it might not be ½ bad.
 
2018-03-07 12:54:24 PM  

Surool: If you went with sticky rice and used just the cookie part of the oreos, it might not be ½ bad.


Mmmm....High Fructose CORN SYRUP.
 
2018-03-07 01:04:14 PM  

whidbey: Surool: If you went with sticky rice and used just the cookie part of the oreos, it might not be ½ bad.

Mmmm....High Fructose CORN SYRUP.


In the rice or the cookies?
 
2018-03-07 01:17:57 PM  
I think I'll just stick to rice pudding with the Oreos separately.
 
2018-03-07 02:14:21 PM  

darwinpolice: happydude45: SirEattonHogg: I guess it wouldn't be that much different than Champorado?

[img.fark.net image 534x353]
Chocolate with white rice?

Rice with cinnamon and sugar, a little butter and milk is great for a breakfast treat.

Saw "red hot" cinnamon oreos in the store 2 days ago.  They've really jumped the shark now

They can make all the insane novelty flavors they want, as long as they keep on making the red velvet ones. Those are gooooood.


My husband, who can eat like an 800 lbs man and is yet very thin, turned on Pringles, Pop Tarts, and Oreos because he doesn't like a variety of flavors.  Meanwhile, when on sale, I stock up on diet Cranberry juice with pineapple, cherry, lime, and other flavors.  He has trouble with variety.  I suspect we'd both find it disgusting.
 
2018-03-07 03:10:13 PM  
I've put worse in my mouth. Problem is, ain't NO WAY IN HE'LL I'm wasting Oreos in such a manner.  Not a one. I'd sooner feed them to the dog.

Oreos go in milk, milkshakes,  dipped in cherry Kool-aid, and sometimes ice cream.
 
2018-03-07 04:13:26 PM  
Point of order Subby: I submit that true peak food fusion will result in everybody fighting for their daily grab of Soylent Green.
 
2018-03-07 04:18:01 PM  

serpent_sky: darwinpolice: happydude45: SirEattonHogg: I guess it wouldn't be that much different than Champorado?

[img.fark.net image 534x353]
Chocolate with white rice?

Rice with cinnamon and sugar, a little butter and milk is great for a breakfast treat.

Saw "red hot" cinnamon oreos in the store 2 days ago.  They've really jumped the shark now

They can make all the insane novelty flavors they want, as long as they keep on making the red velvet ones. Those are gooooood.

My husband, who can eat like an 800 lbs man and is yet very thin, turned on Pringles, Pop Tarts, and Oreos because he doesn't like a variety of flavors.  Meanwhile, when on sale, I stock up on diet Cranberry juice with pineapple, cherry, lime, and other flavors.  He has trouble with variety.  I suspect we'd both find it disgusting.


I'm with him. I like regular oreos, the ones with different flavors just gross me out
 
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