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(Metro)   Coca Cola introduces Diet Trump   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
    More: Sick, Manufacturing, Assembly line, drinks giant Coca-Cola, Industrial Revolution, Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, real hygiene risk, Ball Corporation plant  
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2018-03-07 02:48:30 AM  
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2018-03-07 03:30:29 AM  
Yeah...this happened..For SURE.
It's an amazing piece of WTF journalism. No names...no sources to be verified...just 'sources'.

'We can also confirm that only one can was affected, and that the affected can was not on our production line.

Okay...so a guy pissed ONE can somewhere could have been in parking lot could have been a discarded can by the dumpster...you can't say where it was but you legally have to say it WAS NOT ON THE PRODUCTION LINE.

I mean like if it was a can on a pallet of cans...That guy must have pin point aim to only affect ONE Can as they admit.
 
2018-03-07 05:52:34 AM  
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It makes a nice change of pace from normal operations, which probably involve teabagging the cans.
 
2018-03-07 06:03:18 AM  
Not to be confused with the "Trump Diet," where you stare at a photo of the Donald in his tennis outfit before you eat.
 
2018-03-07 06:11:15 AM  
'The workers are allowed breaks and if he needed the loo, all he had to do was ask.'

Who makes adults ask permission before going to the toilet?
 
2018-03-07 06:13:14 AM  
Is the subject Chinese?

Was he making a joke?
 
2018-03-07 06:18:05 AM  
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2018-03-07 06:20:51 AM  
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2018-03-07 06:40:50 AM  

Gordon Bennett: 'The workers are allowed breaks and if he needed the loo, all he had to do was ask.'

Who makes adults ask permission before going to the toilet?


Maybe it's a badly designed production line where one person leaving stops it so an employee has to ask for a replacement first?

/devil's advocate understudy's uncle twice removed
 
2018-03-07 06:57:14 AM  

talkertopc: Gordon Bennett: 'The workers are allowed breaks and if he needed the loo, all he had to do was ask.'

Who makes adults ask permission before going to the toilet?

Maybe it's a badly designed production line where one person leaving stops it so an employee has to ask for a replacement first?

/devil's advocate understudy's uncle twice removed


That's not a badly designed production line, it's a production line. That's how they work.
/Union
//doesn't work the line
///technically
 
2018-03-07 07:07:49 AM  
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2018-03-07 07:11:02 AM  

optikeye: Yeah...this happened..For SURE.
It's an amazing piece of WTF journalism. No names...no sources to be verified...just 'sources'.


It's British "news", so that goes without saying.
 
2018-03-07 07:15:02 AM  

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2018-03-07 07:24:38 AM  
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2018-03-07 07:32:01 AM  
As a Milton Keynesian I'm really getting a kick out of these replies....

Seriously though about a month ago, Coca Cola said it was going to be shuttering it's MK plant, and that will mean Ball Corp's plant will go with it, as it only exists to can the coca cola.

I would expect this kind of behaviour to continue and to escalate in protest as hundreds of people lose their jobs.
 
OOF
2018-03-07 07:33:04 AM  
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2018-03-07 07:42:26 AM  
Well, he said "I gotta go to the can. man."
 
2018-03-07 08:25:50 AM  
Guy should go work for Coors
 
2018-03-07 08:35:25 AM  
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2018-03-07 08:36:44 AM  
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2018-03-07 08:37:15 AM  
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2018-03-07 10:31:38 AM  
He play joke
 
2018-03-07 10:41:45 AM  
I had a university philosophy professor (who'd be 90-100 by now) who worked summers at some vegetable canning place in Minnesota when he was in college. He said workers would regularly piss in cans of vegetables.

That was probably the "watch the world burn" lecture.
 
2018-03-07 11:22:35 AM  
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2018-03-07 11:45:31 AM  
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2018-03-07 02:39:46 PM  
Anheuser-Busch has been doing this for years,. . .
 
2018-03-07 03:34:01 PM  

Tax Boy: Is the subject Chinese?
Was he making a joke?


Was the suspect of Asian descent?
Was he attempting some form of Japery?

FTFY.

/This is a BRITISH article, after all.
 
2018-03-07 10:17:10 PM  

Tax Boy: Is the subject Chinese?

Was he making a joke?


WTF? Subby had that low hanging fruit and he went with a banal Trump joke?
 
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