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(NYPost)   How weird are the 2018 midterm elections going to be? Ted Cruz just released a country song mocking his liberal opponent   ( nypost.com) divider line
    More: Silly, Sen. Ted Cruz, Given names, Rafael Edward Cruz, Given name, 60-second radio ad, United States, Rep. Beto O'Rourke, Edward  
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2018-03-07 02:15:32 AM  
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Ted Cruz eats boogers.  Write a farking country song about that.
 
2018-03-07 04:39:17 AM  
Ted Cruz:  All hat, no cattle.
 
2018-03-07 04:40:41 AM  

mithras_angel: Ted Cruz:  All hat, no cattle.


All ass, no chaps.
 
2018-03-07 04:45:14 AM  
National conversation about rampant gun violence? Better release my first campaign ad based on letting people keep their guns. That can't backfire.
 
2018-03-07 04:51:10 AM  
All humon, no zipper.
 
2018-03-07 05:04:49 AM  
Nice rendition of a song from the band "Alabama."

Frankly I prefer that other song they did that praises Franklin Delano Roosevelt the whole time.

Alabama - Song Of The South
Youtube lHdXQAQHjd8
 
2018-03-07 05:15:38 AM  
So. . .? Remember when Rick Perry commissioned a country rap song for his presidential campaign?

Rick Perry Has A Rap/Country Song About Rick Perry
Youtube Zt2AJPAF0n4
 
2018-03-07 05:23:48 AM  
Think I heard that on the Pappy O'Daniel flour hour

/WHITE FLOUR!!!
 
2018-03-07 05:24:01 AM  
AI generated songs have come a long way.
 
2018-03-07 05:26:04 AM  

spiritplumber: AI generated songs have come a long way.


I thought they reached the pinnacle with 'Little Mouse'.
 
2018-03-07 05:28:17 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Little Mouse


Little Mouse
Youtube g09gOh2qwug
 
2018-03-07 05:51:31 AM  
 Cruz is a farking douchebag who deserves to lose to the American in the election.
 
2018-03-07 05:52:23 AM  
 Ted Cruz is the living incarnation of Arnold Judas Rimmer, Bsc, Ssc
 
2018-03-07 05:54:55 AM  
And he'll still get re-elected.
 
2018-03-07 06:15:33 AM  

LedLawless: Ted Cruz is the living incarnation of Arnold Judas Rimmer, Bsc, Ssc


If only Cruz was a hologram so we could turn him off for good!
 
2018-03-07 06:15:58 AM  

LedLawless: Ted Cruz is the living incarnation of Arnold Judas Rimmer, Bsc, Ssc


THats not fair, Rimmer grew.

Cruz never will
 
2018-03-07 06:34:44 AM  

cherryl taggart: And he'll still get re-elected.


You are probably right...

/Voted for Beto in the primary
//Will vote for him again in November
 
2018-03-07 06:44:12 AM  

Dubwise: cherryl taggart: And he'll still get re-elected.

You are probably right...

/Voted for Beto in the primary
//Will vote for him again in November


I also voted in my first democratic primary ever in Texas. Voted for Beto.

/didn't vote for trump except for electoral college tyranny
 
2018-03-07 06:45:56 AM  
Yes because that's what will get voters out, the one who has the sickest burn.

Dumbass.
 
2018-03-07 07:11:16 AM  
The song from the tweet "If you're gonna run in Texas, you can't be a liberal man"
The caption for the song in the tweet: FIRST LISTEN: our new 60-second statewide radio ad introducing our liberal opponent, Congressman Robert O'Rourke, to Texas voters.

Seems like O'Rourke has plenty of experience running as a liberal in Texas.
 
2018-03-07 07:25:27 AM  

davidphogan: [img.wonkette.com image 787x446]

Ted Cruz eats boogers.  Write a farking country song about that.


I know you think that's funny. But itsnot

/It's snot
 
2018-03-07 08:08:36 AM  

LedLawless: Ted Cruz is the living incarnation of Arnold Judas Rimmer, Bsc, Ssc


And just for kicks:

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2018-03-07 08:12:01 AM  

davidphogan: [img.wonkette.com image 787x446]

Ted Cruz eats boogers.  Write a farking country song about that.


Done in one.

Seriously, has there ever been a less "Texan" Texas politician than this guy?
 
2018-03-07 09:16:37 AM  
Oh. My. God. Not only does he not understand the moral of Green Eggs and Ham, but he apparently hasn't heard the one about living in a glass house and throwing stones, Rafael.

Republicans, this guy is also on you, and he was on you before Trump.  Trump is not the only reason we don't take you seriously anymore.
 
2018-03-07 09:42:15 AM  
Ted Cruz is only one being and not several.
 
2018-03-07 09:44:57 AM  
Mustache song scene (A million ways to die in the west)
Youtube oNk6-0rDdto


What a country song designed to mock someone may or may not sound like.
 
2018-03-07 09:46:23 AM  
It isn't like Cruz's favorability rating in Texas is great: https://texaspolitics.utexas.e​du/set/t​ed-cruz-favorability-trend

It will take a lot of work, but, he certainly could be beat.
 
2018-03-07 10:10:10 AM  
I remember reading stories, liberal Robert wanted to fit in. So he changed a name to "Beto" and hid it with a grin.

Completely unlike Real Texan Rafael "Ted" Cruz.
 
2018-03-07 10:27:47 AM  

Tax Boy: I remember reading stories, liberal Robert wanted to fit in. So he changed a name to "Beto" and hid it with a grin.

Completely unlike Real Texan Rafael "Ted" Cruz.


That lyric doesn't even make sense.  'Beto' is a fitting-in name?  wtf
 
2018-03-07 12:22:40 PM  

Tax Boy: I remember reading stories, liberal Robert wanted to fit in. So he changed a name to "Beto" and hid it with a grin.

Completely unlike Real Texan Rafael "Ted" Cruz.


Wait. Wasn't that slimy fark born in Canada?
 
2018-03-07 12:25:00 PM  

Skleenar: Tax Boy: I remember reading stories, liberal Robert wanted to fit in. So he changed a name to "Beto" and hid it with a grin.

Completely unlike Real Texan Rafael "Ted" Cruz.

That lyric doesn't even make sense.  'Beto' is a fitting-in name?  wtf


"Beto" is a Mexican Spanish nickname, so Cruz is implying that O'Rourke is pretending to be one of Those People to get votes
 
2018-03-07 12:36:09 PM  
Cruz quickly released a radio ad attempting to define O'Rourke as too liberal for Texas -in a country jingle. "Beto wants those open borders, and wants to take our guns," says one line.

This is the kind of simplistic, idiotic bullshiat that can win votes in Texas. Okay, it can win votes in a lot of states. How depressing.
 
2018-03-07 01:03:29 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: Tax Boy: I remember reading stories, liberal Robert wanted to fit in. So he changed a name to "Beto" and hid it with a grin.

Completely unlike Real Texan Rafael "Ted" Cruz.

Wait. Wasn't that slimy fark born in Canada?


Nope, here's his birf certifct:
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You can tell it's legit because it's got 8 American flags. Any more or less and you could tell it's a forgery.
 
2018-03-07 01:16:06 PM  
Does he still need a bogel for the glotch?
 
2018-03-07 02:07:28 PM  
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2018-03-07 03:43:43 PM  
Crazy motherfarker named Ted Cruz
From the band called Rednecks With Attitude
I get called out, pull out a sawed off
Hit the trigger and bodies are hauled off
you too boy if you fark with me
the police are gonna have to come and get me
off your ass, that's where I'm going now...
 
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