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    More: Followup, Washington, D.C., Trump campaign aide, Trump campaign adviser, United States, The Washington Post, grand jury subpoena, Associated Press, day-long media marathon  
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2018-03-06 10:42:13 PM  
"Erin Brunett"

Technically correct. Which is the best kind of correct.
 
2018-03-06 11:07:51 PM  
Which reminds me, I just recalibrated my watch so that it properly displays when it is Beer O'Clock.
 
2018-03-07 01:35:39 AM  

King Something: Which reminds me, I just recalibrated my watch so that it properly displays when it is Beer O'Clock.


Nunberg's watch is stuck at Beer O'Clock

/he must be a Farker
 
2018-03-07 01:37:55 AM  
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2018-03-07 01:41:35 AM  
If he said anything worth considering, don't let this attempt to distract you from his valuable statements lead you astray.
 
2018-03-07 01:42:20 AM  
Next he's going to show everyone his O face.
 
2018-03-07 01:45:20 AM  
That's a pretty crappy timeline and missed quite a bit. Like him calling Carter Page a scumball. Or reinforcing the sheer number of times he claimed Trump did something. Or confirming that Trump knew about the Trump Tower meeting with his son.
 
2018-03-07 01:49:42 AM  

Anastacya: That's a pretty crappy timeline and missed quite a bit. Like him calling Carter Page a scumball. Or reinforcing the sheer number of times he claimed Trump did something. Or confirming that Trump knew about the Trump Tower meeting with his son.


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To be fair, Carter Page is, in fact, a scumball. Or a scumbag.
 
2018-03-07 01:53:29 AM  
I read that as Nuremberg at first. One could hope.
 
TWX
2018-03-07 01:53:39 AM  
But before his day-long media marathon wrapped Monday night, the 36-year-old New York native had seemingly conceded...

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TWX
2018-03-07 01:54:33 AM  

King Something: Which reminds me, I just recalibrated my watch so that it properly displays when it is Beer O'Clock.


So you broke the hands off?
 
2018-03-07 01:54:49 AM  
vowed tod efy a grand jury subpoena

tod efy.
 
2018-03-07 01:55:11 AM  
He still has his Gerber Baby good looks though.
 
2018-03-07 01:56:26 AM  
I wonder why he didn't go on Fox News.  He would've gotten a more sympathetic audience.
 
2018-03-07 01:57:26 AM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: vowed tod efy a grand jury subpoena

tod efy.


It's what happens when you've drank too much covfefe.
 
2018-03-07 02:15:23 AM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: vowed tod efy a grand jury subpoena

tod efy.


I tod efy. I farkin tod efy.
 
2018-03-07 02:17:09 AM  

Jabberwookiee: Sarah Jessica Farker: vowed tod efy a grand jury subpoena

tod efy.

I tod efy. I farkin tod efy.


Tes tify.
 
2018-03-07 02:24:43 AM  
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Oh, wait, you said Nunberg?
Why not both?
 
2018-03-07 02:29:59 AM  

Anastacya: That's a pretty crappy timeline and missed quite a bit. Like him calling Carter Page a scumball. Or reinforcing the sheer number of times he claimed Trump did something. Or confirming that Trump knew about the Trump Tower meeting with his son.


Also the weird threats that Huckabee-Sanders should "keep her mouth shut".
 
2018-03-07 02:37:15 AM  
Missed one, at least: http://nymag.com/daily/intelli​gencer/2​018/03/sam-nunberg-on-his-media-spree-​and-his-message-for-trump.html

Excerpt:
Why do you believe you were subpoenaed?
Because that's the way they're gonna operate. By the way, if they have something on Trump, take him down! I don't care!
Have you heard from Trump today?
No. He started having Sarah Huckabee Sanders go around. [Audio cuts out, but Nunberg believes the White House was promoting talking points accusing him of substance abuse.] And once again, I would say, she should really shut her fat mouth if she wants to talk crap about me. I'm not the one who has a presidential candidate who has a 33 percent approval rating, she does. She's terrible.
When you were asked that question on the air - were you drinking, or are you okay - were you offended?
Was I offended by it? You know what I was offended by was that Erin Burnett begged me to go on her show, and I think that Erin Burnett asked that question because earlier in the interview, I said Sarah Huckabee [Sanders] should shut her fat mouth. I wasn't talking about how Sarah is fat, I was talking about how she's a big mouth. And I would really suggest she stops talking about me and Roger.
 
2018-03-07 02:39:42 AM  
Is it? Shot, shot, beer, coke, Washington Post, whiskey rocks(Feeling Fancy), beer, coke, MSNBC, coke, beer, CNN, coke, coke, CNN, beer, coke, New York Times, coke, shot, shot, shot, sleep, Oh dear GOD what have I done???
 
2018-03-07 03:01:43 AM  
This must be the first trumper i actually feel pity for. I really think he might hurt himself. That being said, if you align with trump, screw you!
 
2018-03-07 03:09:24 AM  
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2018-03-07 07:02:09 AM  
Fabulous. I'll use this when I hopefully get time to watch them.
 
2018-03-07 07:16:41 AM  
omg bbq:dude lost his god damn mind.  what does it even mean? What was his goal? I don't understand any of this as I sorta believe people do things for a reason and all I can see is him going to 11 when he should be lawyering the fark up and keeping his mouth closed.

Someone explain this to me. I need an adult.


Speculation:

1) distraction from the weekend report that Russia chose the Secretary of State
2) public meltdown marks him as an unreliable witness in court and devalues his testimony
3) why not both?
4) a legitimate meltdown because he knows he is screwed
 
2018-03-07 07:31:08 AM  
Fails without the very beginning

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2018-03-07 07:54:30 AM  
That's a rough 36.
 
2018-03-07 08:10:30 AM  
What the hell kind of email system were they using that he still has access to his emails after getting fired?
 
2018-03-07 09:14:59 AM  

WittyReference: Is it? Shot, shot, beer, coke, Washington Post, whiskey rocks(Feeling Fancy), beer, coke, MSNBC, coke, beer, CNN, coke, coke, CNN, beer, coke, New York Times, coke, shot, shot, shot, sleep, Oh dear GOD what have I done???


The following afternoon must have come as a righteous shock to him.
 
2018-03-07 09:18:29 AM  
Has Fux n' Friends called him a Nunberg-er yet? If not I'd like to take it.
 
2018-03-07 09:27:59 AM  

tarheel07: "Erin Brunett"

Technically correct. Which is the best kind of correct.


Good catch.  No one proofreads shiat anymore.
 
TWX
2018-03-07 09:44:06 AM  

MikeUSA: What the hell kind of email system were they using that he still has access to his emails after getting fired?


The kind with a private server perhaps?
 
2018-03-07 10:20:35 AM  
I wonder if this was unique, or if it's the start of a pattern. WH employee resigns, blathers all over the news shows, checks into rehab. Media gets blamed for daring to question the fragile snowflake who voluntarily went on all their shows.
 
2018-03-07 10:28:47 AM  

AeAe: Anastacya: That's a pretty crappy timeline and missed quite a bit. Like him calling Carter Page a scumball. Or reinforcing the sheer number of times he claimed Trump did something. Or confirming that Trump knew about the Trump Tower meeting with his son.

--
To be fair, Carter Page is, in fact, a scumball. Or a scumbag.


My favorite quote about Carter Page: "Ian Bremmer, the president of the Eurasia Group, a risk-consulting firm where Page had previously worked, said that Page had become a pro-Kremlin "wackadoodle." "

And Carter Page apparently said: "Criticized "Washington and other Western capitals" for "their often hypocritical focus on ideas such as democratization, inequality, corruption, and regime change." "

Source: https://www.newyorker.com/mag​azine/201​8/03/12/christopher-steele-the-man-beh​ind-the-trump-dossier?utm_source=fark&​utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&IC​ID=ref_fark
 
2018-03-07 10:56:15 AM  
Looks like by 11:30 PM he was starting to sober up.
 
2018-03-07 11:10:35 AM  
Sam Numberg - Are you giving me a break?
Youtube aNQB6KeEKCo
 
2018-03-07 11:18:38 AM  

Jillian414: This must be the first trumper i actually feel pity for. I really think he might hurt himself. That being said, if you align with trump, screw you!


I don't think he was ever a Trumper. He's bestest buds with Roger Stone (called him a mentor and father figure) and seemed to think Mueller was using him to set RS up for perjury. He said in his first interview with Mueller, he was mostly just confirming what they already had, from documents to e-mails.
Strange guy. I saw part of his interview with Ari Melber that day. Started at a good 8 on the weirdo-meter and kept going to well past 11.
 
2018-03-07 11:18:43 AM  

Cpl.D: I wonder why he didn't go on Fox News.  He would've gotten a more sympathetic audience.


According to my Onion Horoscope for this week:

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Pisces
You will soon make a comfortable living exploiting other people's deep-seated anxieties and crippling fears.

I should apply for a job at Fox.
 
2018-03-07 11:20:06 AM  

physt: [YouTube video: Sam Numberg - Are you giving me a break?]


Heh..
 
2018-03-07 11:49:56 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: If he said anything worth considering, don't let this attempt to distract you from his valuable statements lead you astray.


Speaking of which, did he ever go on FOX to spew? Or was it just the need-to-be-discredited-lamestream-lega​cy-mainstream-msm-librul media?
 
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