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2018-03-06 11:49:11 PM  
""There's not going to be a child predator running"

Look how well Republicans are doing in Mississippi!
 
2018-03-07 01:40:35 AM  
McDaniel blasted McConnell and Wicker on Tuesday for "blocking" President Trump's nominees in the Senate.

I'm sure he has an example of this. I'll wait.
 
2018-03-07 01:45:15 AM  
How farked up is your state when the governor can appoint himself to the senate??

/ I know. Mississippi.
 
2018-03-07 01:46:06 AM  
well, gee - ya think maybe basing your entire political ideology on 'BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD' was going to limit the types of people you get running for office under your brand name?
 
2018-03-07 01:57:53 AM  

Weaver95: well, gee - ya think maybe basing your entire political ideology on 'BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD' was going to limit the types of people you get running for office under your brand name?


Frankly, I'd take a Kharne or even an Angron over what we've had lately.

/The Emperor of Mankind for Emperor 2020
//He's out there somewhere
///Slashies
 
2018-03-07 02:01:43 AM  
Yea, the Democratic wave is totes not happening what with the GOP having to defend reputable challenges in Alabama and Mississippi.
 
2018-03-07 02:07:01 AM  

Summoner101: Yea, the Democratic wave is totes not happening what with the GOP having to defend reputable challenges in Alabama and Mississippi.


I've had trumpers insist that the GOP was winning those elections and that all the Democratic party victories are fake news, lies and propaganda.
 
2018-03-07 02:08:18 AM  
Nina Simone: Mississippi Goddam
Youtube LJ25-U3jNWM
 
2018-03-07 02:11:04 AM  

Weaver95: Summoner101: Yea, the Democratic wave is totes not happening what with the GOP having to defend reputable challenges in Alabama and Mississippi.

I've had trumpers insist that the GOP was winning those elections and that all the Democratic party victories are fake news, lies and propaganda.


You need to stop hanging out with crazy people
 
2018-03-07 02:15:08 AM  

CRtwenty: Weaver95: Summoner101: Yea, the Democratic wave is totes not happening what with the GOP having to defend reputable challenges in Alabama and Mississippi.

I've had trumpers insist that the GOP was winning those elections and that all the Democratic party victories are fake news, lies and propaganda.

You need to stop hanging out with crazy people


I live in Pennsylvania.  its pretty much 24x7 clown porn, bibles and hershey's chocolate bars.
 
2018-03-07 02:19:29 AM  

Weaver95: CRtwenty: Weaver95: Summoner101: Yea, the Democratic wave is totes not happening what with the GOP having to defend reputable challenges in Alabama and Mississippi.

I've had trumpers insist that the GOP was winning those elections and that all the Democratic party victories are fake news, lies and propaganda.

You need to stop hanging out with crazy people

I live in Pennsylvania.  its pretty much 24x7 clown porn, bibles and hershey's chocolate bars.


A gal could have a pretty good weekend with all that.
 
2018-03-07 02:19:48 AM  

Weaver95: CRtwenty: Weaver95: Summoner101: Yea, the Democratic wave is totes not happening what with the GOP having to defend reputable challenges in Alabama and Mississippi.

I've had trumpers insist that the GOP was winning those elections and that all the Democratic party victories are fake news, lies and propaganda.

You need to stop hanging out with crazy people

I live in Pennsylvania.  its pretty much 24x7 clown porn, bibles and hershey's chocolate bars.


Speaking of PA, any update on the map protest?
 
2018-03-07 02:39:18 AM  

Weatherkiss: Weaver95: CRtwenty: Weaver95: Summoner101: Yea, the Democratic wave is totes not happening what with the GOP having to defend reputable challenges in Alabama and Mississippi.

I've had trumpers insist that the GOP was winning those elections and that all the Democratic party victories are fake news, lies and propaganda.

You need to stop hanging out with crazy people

I live in Pennsylvania.  its pretty much 24x7 clown porn, bibles and hershey's chocolate bars.

A gal could have a pretty good weekend with all that.


What are the Bibles for?
 
2018-03-07 02:39:46 AM  
"There's not going to be a child predator running in other states," the source said.

That's where you're wrong, kiddo.
 
2018-03-07 02:41:41 AM  

Greek: Weatherkiss: Weaver95: CRtwenty: Weaver95: Summoner101: Yea, the Democratic wave is totes not happening what with the GOP having to defend reputable challenges in Alabama and Mississippi.

I've had trumpers insist that the GOP was winning those elections and that all the Democratic party victories are fake news, lies and propaganda.

You need to stop hanging out with crazy people

I live in Pennsylvania.  its pretty much 24x7 clown porn, bibles and hershey's chocolate bars.

A gal could have a pretty good weekend with all that.

What are the Bibles for?


The better question is what aren't the Bibles for?
 
2018-03-07 02:41:51 AM  
The senator warned that what he described as the out-of-the-mainstream views of McDaniel, Ward, Tarkanian and Arpaio could tarnish the GOP's brand.

Uh huh.
 
2018-03-07 02:42:04 AM  
Fly:(about Harlem) I'd rather be a cockroach on a baseboard up here than the Emperor of Mississippi.

Brother From Another Planet
 
2018-03-07 02:49:23 AM  
McConnell favored Mississippi Gov. Phil Bryant (R) appointing himself to fill the vacancy created by Cochran's retirement

img.fark.netView Full Size


Mississippi, your politics be crazy, yo.
 
2018-03-07 03:39:28 AM  
Gross, all the Trump bootlickers in that article sounded the exact same. Like a bunch of farking apes in suits with their faux west coast hi-fade alt-right haircuts and their stupid buzzwords over and over again. One of these days, somebody is just gonna....snap.
 
2018-03-07 04:47:39 AM  

Greek: Weatherkiss: Weaver95: CRtwenty: Weaver95: Summoner101: Yea, the Democratic wave is totes not happening what with the GOP having to defend reputable challenges in Alabama and Mississippi.

I've had trumpers insist that the GOP was winning those elections and that all the Democratic party victories are fake news, lies and propaganda.

You need to stop hanging out with crazy people

I live in Pennsylvania.  its pretty much 24x7 clown porn, bibles and hershey's chocolate bars.

A gal could have a pretty good weekend with all that.

What are the Bibles for?


Helping her off the fence, probably .
 
2018-03-07 04:55:23 AM  

malaktaus: [YouTube video: Nina Simone: Mississippi Goddam]


At least it's not Strange Fruit.
 
2018-03-07 04:56:44 AM  

Greek: What are the Bibles for?


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-03-07 05:31:28 AM  

thorpe: ""There's not going to be a child predator running"

Look how well Republicans are doing in Mississippi!


I laughed when I read that. Dude, there's a white supremacist anti-Semite running unopposed in IL. It's not JUST sexual predators you jackholes need to worry about. You have a giant basket of proud deplorables and people are farking sick of it.
 
2018-03-07 05:36:28 AM  
Yup, it's a Nina day.
Please don't let me be misunderstood.
 
2018-03-07 05:56:20 AM  

Greek: Weatherkiss: Weaver95: CRtwenty: Weaver95: Summoner101: Yea, the Democratic wave is totes not happening what with the GOP having to defend reputable challenges in Alabama and Mississippi.

I've had trumpers insist that the GOP was winning those elections and that all the Democratic party victories are fake news, lies and propaganda.

You need to stop hanging out with crazy people

I live in Pennsylvania.  its pretty much 24x7 clown porn, bibles and hershey's chocolate bars.

A gal could have a pretty good weekend with all that.

What are the Bibles for?


Anything can be a bookshelf if you try hard enough.
 
2018-03-07 05:59:28 AM  
It certainly appears that we are watching the birth of a third party, one made up of the stupidest, meanest, most selfish people in the country.

I can't tell if that's good or bad.
 
2018-03-07 06:12:33 AM  

Greek: Weatherkiss: Weaver95: CRtwenty: Weaver95: Summoner101: Yea, the Democratic wave is totes not happening what with the GOP having to defend reputable challenges in Alabama and Mississippi.

I've had trumpers insist that the GOP was winning those elections and that all the Democratic party victories are fake news, lies and propaganda.

You need to stop hanging out with crazy people

I live in Pennsylvania.  its pretty much 24x7 clown porn, bibles and hershey's chocolate bars.

A gal could have a pretty good weekend with all that.

What are the Bibles for?


If you have to ask you're not invited.
 
2018-03-07 06:57:45 AM  
"There's not going to be a child predator running in other states," the source said.

Care to phrase that in the form of a wager?
 
2018-03-07 07:15:25 AM  
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2018-03-07 07:21:20 AM  

malaktaus: [Youtube LJ25-U3jNWM image 480x360][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/LJ25-U3j​NWM]


Wow. Had not heard that one before. 

Weatherkiss: Weaver95: CRtwenty: Weaver95: Summoner101: Yea, the Democratic wave is totes not happening what with the GOP having to defend reputable challenges in Alabama and Mississippi.

I've had trumpers insist that the GOP was winning those elections and that all the Democratic party victories are fake news, lies and propaganda.

You need to stop hanging out with crazy people

I live in Pennsylvania.  its pretty much 24x7 clown porn, bibles and hershey's chocolate bars.

A gal could have a pretty good weekend with all that.


I don't know, I am kind of on the fence about that
 
2018-03-07 07:41:16 AM  

Unobtanium: malaktaus: [Youtube LJ25-U3jNWM image 480x360][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/LJ25-U3j​NWM]

Wow. Had not heard that one before. Weatherkiss: Weaver95: CRtwenty: Weaver95: Summoner101: Yea, the Democratic wave is totes not happening what with the GOP having to defend reputable challenges in Alabama and Mississippi.

I've had trumpers insist that the GOP was winning those elections and that all the Democratic party victories are fake news, lies and propaganda.

You need to stop hanging out with crazy people

I live in Pennsylvania.  its pretty much 24x7 clown porn, bibles and hershey's chocolate bars.

A gal could have a pretty good weekend with all that.

I don't know, I am kind of on the fence about that


It's a hell of a song, made all the more remarkable for WHEN she released it and WHERE she performed it. MS Simone was farking fearless
 
2018-03-07 07:59:46 AM  

Greek: Weatherkiss: Weaver95: CRtwenty: Weaver95: Summoner101: Yea, the Democratic wave is totes not happening what with the GOP having to defend reputable challenges in Alabama and Mississippi.

I've had trumpers insist that the GOP was winning those elections and that all the Democratic party victories are fake news, lies and propaganda.

You need to stop hanging out with crazy people

I live in Pennsylvania.  its pretty much 24x7 clown porn, bibles and hershey's chocolate bars.

A gal could have a pretty good weekend with all that.

What are the Bibles for?


 Leveling uneven furniture.
 
2018-03-07 08:09:24 AM  

Snatch Bandergrip: Greek: Weatherkiss: Weaver95: CRtwenty: Weaver95: Summoner101: Yea, the Democratic wave is totes not happening what with the GOP having to defend reputable challenges in Alabama and Mississippi.

I've had trumpers insist that the GOP was winning those elections and that all the Democratic party victories are fake news, lies and propaganda.

You need to stop hanging out with crazy people

I live in Pennsylvania.  its pretty much 24x7 clown porn, bibles and hershey's chocolate bars.

A gal could have a pretty good weekend with all that.

What are the Bibles for?

 Leveling uneven furniture.


Rolling papers
 
2018-03-07 08:46:23 AM  

powhound: Weaver95: CRtwenty: Weaver95: Summoner101: Yea, the Democratic wave is totes not happening what with the GOP having to defend reputable challenges in Alabama and Mississippi.

I've had trumpers insist that the GOP was winning those elections and that all the Democratic party victories are fake news, lies and propaganda.

You need to stop hanging out with crazy people

I live in Pennsylvania.  its pretty much 24x7 clown porn, bibles and hershey's chocolate bars.

Speaking of PA, any update on the map protest?


Nope, you can see it is snowing today so all business stops and everyone is in panic.
 
2018-03-07 09:00:47 AM  

doyner: "There's not going to be a child predator running in other states," the source said.

That's where you're wrong, kiddo.


Greek: What are the Bibles for?


"to warn us against sin and practice each perversion it proscribed."

Actually, it's a manual for abusive sex, slavery, and genocide.
 
2018-03-07 09:14:15 AM  
No matter what happens, and despite the fact that many of the people saying it are bat-shiat tea party crazies, I'm really happy to hear people biatching and pointing out how much McTurtle sucks. It's nice that it's not just Democrats doing it.
 
2018-03-07 09:26:05 AM  
McConnell favored Mississippi Gov. Phil Bryant (R) appointing himself to fill the vacancy created by Cochran's retirement, but that hope crumbled Tuesday when Bryant ruled it out.

Bryant is smarter than he looks.
 
2018-03-07 10:26:24 AM  
McConnell: I never thought the leopards would eat MY face!

That's what you get for promoting bigotry and hate among the deplorables and encouraging them to partake in the political process.  The people who formulated this plan meant for this to be a shell game: They rubes would vote R in the hopes that the GOP would pursue a social policy of persecution against women and brown people and impose Christian Sharia Law.  The GOP would float the occasional horrendous bill or threaten a gov't shutdown to keep them placated while they went about their real agenda of gaming the system for the wealthy.

Now the chickens are coming home to roost.  The deplorables are starting to gain power and they actually truly believe that dismantling the gov't is a really good idea, along with voting in their racist social agenda.  Trouble is, destroying government also destroys the wealth backed by that government.  Dr. Frankenstein can no longer control the monster he's created.
 
2018-03-07 10:45:18 AM  

Persnickety: McConnell: I never thought the leopards would eat MY face!

That's what you get for promoting bigotry and hate among the deplorables and encouraging them to partake in the political process.  The people who formulated this plan meant for this to be a shell game: They rubes would vote R in the hopes that the GOP would pursue a social policy of persecution against women and brown people and impose Christian Sharia Law.  The GOP would float the occasional horrendous bill or threaten a gov't shutdown to keep them placated while they went about their real agenda of gaming the system for the wealthy.

Now the chickens are coming home to roost.  The deplorables are starting to gain power and they actually truly believe that dismantling the gov't is a really good idea, along with voting in their racist social agenda.  Trouble is, destroying government also destroys the wealth backed by that government.  Dr. Frankenstein can no longer control the monster he's created.


And McConnell is starting to freak because now those promises the GOP made are coming home to roost.   Oh, the tears of a turtle.
 
2018-03-07 10:48:50 AM  

darkmythology: Weaver95: well, gee - ya think maybe basing your entire political ideology on 'BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD' was going to limit the types of people you get running for office under your brand name?

Frankly, I'd take a Kharne or even an Angron over what we've had lately.

/The Emperor of Mankind for Emperor 2020
//He's out there somewhere
///Slashies


I'd settle for a marginally sentient mollusk.
 
2018-03-07 10:51:25 AM  
TFA: "There's not going to be a child predator running in other states," the source said.

Will there be republicans running? Better rethink that statement...
 
2018-03-07 10:52:44 AM  

Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: I'd settle for a marginally sentient mollusk.


Does it really need to be sentient?
 
2018-03-07 11:35:35 AM  

raygundan: Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: I'd settle for a marginally sentient mollusk.

Does it really need to be sentient?


We've got a mollusk on Fark that might work...
 
2018-03-07 11:36:52 AM  
So I looked at the photos at the top and wondered.  "Is there a good picture of Mitch McConnell that exists somewhere or does he just look awful all the time?"
 
2018-03-07 11:47:03 AM  

CRtwenty: Weaver95: Summoner101: Yea, the Democratic wave is totes not happening what with the GOP having to defend reputable challenges in Alabama and Mississippi.

I've had trumpers insist that the GOP was winning those elections and that all the Democratic party victories are fake news, lies and propaganda.

You need to stop hanging out with crazy people


He's a democratic party dude actively working with the dhq in central PA.

I don't think he has a choice...
 
2018-03-07 12:07:30 PM  

Uncle Eazy: How farked up is your state when the governor can appoint himself to the senate??

/ I know. Mississippi.


The funny part about it is:  It's not to keep a Democrat away from it, it's too keep the Tea Party away from it.  Doing so may have a Democrat win the seat anyway.
 
2018-03-07 02:18:16 PM  

Uncle Eazy: How farked up is your state when the governor can appoint himself to the senate??

/ I know. Mississippi.


There are "other" ways to do this. Look up Wendell Anderson. He didn't actually appoint himself, but that was a technicality.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wendell​_​Anderson
After U.S. Senator Walter Mondale was elected vice president in 1976, the governor needed to appoint Mondale's successor. Anderson agreed with his lieutenant governor, Rudy Perpich, that Anderson would resign as governor, and Perpich, as the new governor, would appoint Anderson senator.
 
2018-03-07 11:05:03 PM  

raygundan: Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: I'd settle for a marginally sentient mollusk.

Does it really need to be sentient?


Nah.

/ lol
 
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