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(The Hill)   Sam Nunberg all over TV yesterday: I will NOT cooperate, Come and get me copper ATTICA ATTICA ATTICA. This Morning: Ne-ver Mind   ( thehill.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Donald Trump, Trump campaign, White House, White House Press Secretary, Trump campaign aide, Nunberg, Trump campaign adviser, John Trump Accuser  
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2018-03-06 10:18:51 AM  
Looks like somebody sobered up and then got shouted at by his lawyer.
 
2018-03-06 10:19:07 AM  
Sobriety brought a change of heart
 
2018-03-06 10:19:54 AM  
That must be a hell of a hangover.
 
2018-03-06 10:20:14 AM  
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2018-03-06 10:20:21 AM  
The best drunks.
 
2018-03-06 10:20:37 AM  
Nunthingberger!
 
2018-03-06 10:20:41 AM  
And you thought drunk texting was embarrassing..
 
2018-03-06 10:20:44 AM  
*now including 100% more ominus "you'd better" Mueller glare
 
2018-03-06 10:20:56 AM  
Booze and anti-depressants mix about as well as GOPers and Dems.
 
2018-03-06 10:21:20 AM  

eiger: Looks like somebody sobered up and then got shouted at by his lawyer.


After that, his lawyer may have just left a "I farking quit" text and walked away.
 
2018-03-06 10:21:23 AM  
just the ramblings of an innocent man, nothing to see here...
 
2018-03-06 10:21:37 AM  
To be honest I thought we'd wake up to news of him blowing his brains out.
 
2018-03-06 10:22:04 AM  
But does he stick by his statement that Sarah Huckabeast is still a fat slob?
 
2018-03-06 10:22:28 AM  
Come on, hasn't everybody taunted Federal Prosecutors on multiple national news programs? People will turn the most mundane things into a scandal these days.
 
2018-03-06 10:23:17 AM  
"My head is killing me, how much did i drink?  Why is everyone asking me if this is really the hill I want to die on?

I did what?  Oh fark me!  Get Mr. Mueller on the line, I'll tell him everything!"
 - some Nunnuts
 
2018-03-06 10:23:34 AM  

Walker: But does he stick by his statement that Sarah Huckabeast is still a fat slob?


If he was drunk enough to poke Mueller he was drunk enough to poke SHS.
🤮
 
2018-03-06 10:23:41 AM  
Phase 1 complete

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2018-03-06 10:23:58 AM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Booze and anti-depressants mix about as well as GOPers and Dems.


In my experience, booze makes my antidepressants stop working.

Benzodiazepines, on the other hand when mixed with booze, supercharge the rocket ship to drunk town.
 
2018-03-06 10:23:59 AM  
It's baffling that this collection of people beat Hillary Clinton.
 
2018-03-06 10:24:32 AM  
His anus has been prepared
 
2018-03-06 10:25:18 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: To be honest I thought we'd wake up to news of him blowing his brains out.


Or possibly falling down a flight of stairs and landing on a half dozen bullets.
 
2018-03-06 10:25:20 AM  
Like my Gunny used to say, "Everyone's a hardass until the first rounds start coming down range."
 
2018-03-06 10:25:26 AM  
As mind numbing my incoherent as he was, he was no more or less incoherent than Donald Trump, Roy Moore, Dana Loesch, Kelleyanne Conway etc... Which pretty much tells you the state of the GOP right now.
 
2018-03-06 10:25:44 AM  

fastibartslart: Walker: But does he stick by his statement that Sarah Huckabeast is still a fat slob?

If he was drunk enough to poke Mueller he was drunk enough to poke SHS.
🤮


Dude, I just ate!
*Hork*

/The worst part is, she has children.
//The stupid has already been passed on
///Somebody had sex with that woman
 
2018-03-06 10:26:18 AM  

Psychohazard: It's baffling that this collection of people beat Hillary Clinton.


But her emails.
 
2018-03-06 10:26:35 AM  
You goin to jail.
 
2018-03-06 10:26:43 AM  
"....I'm never drinking again. Seriously this time."
 
2018-03-06 10:27:03 AM  

Archidude: Come on, hasn't everybody taunted Federal Prosecutors on multiple national news programs? People will turn the most mundane things into a scandal these days.


Getting drunk and saying your friend's girlfriend has really nice boobs and you'd hit that if they weren't together = Stupid, regrettable, but ultimately forgivable with an apology.

Getting drunk and telling a federal prosecutor "Come at me, bro!" in front of millions of people = you're going to be switching from vodka to toilet wine for the foreseeable future.
 
2018-03-06 10:27:14 AM  
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R.I.P. Nordberg
 
2018-03-06 10:27:29 AM  
For some reason, that headline reminds me of most of my marital spats.
 
2018-03-06 10:27:40 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: To be honest I thought we'd wake up to news of him blowing his brains out.


Anyone else remember when checking into a secure rehab center was the first choice of those who publicly embarrassed themselves?
 
2018-03-06 10:27:54 AM  
He looked like someone that was having a manic bipolar episode yesterday. His comment on being on "antidepressants" furthers my suspicion. One would hope that his attraction to Roger Stone is because of a mental illness and not because he's a horrible person. The way he acted gives me suspicion that it is more the former than the latter. However, there's no reason why it can't be both.
 
2018-03-06 10:27:58 AM  

RJReves: And you thought drunk texting was embarrassing..


He got so drunk he erinburnetted all over the place.  There were pieces of tur in the carpet and tapper on the wall.
 
2018-03-06 10:28:07 AM  
The point was made, Mueller was too scared to go arrest him. He's just being gracious in victory.
 
2018-03-06 10:28:40 AM  
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2018-03-06 10:29:22 AM  

Marbleisheavy: "My head is killing me, how much did i drink?  Why is everyone asking me if this is really the hill I want to die on?

I did what?  Oh fark me!  Get Mr. Mueller on the line, I'll tell him everything!"
 - some Nunnuts


I think we've all been there.
 
2018-03-06 10:30:05 AM  

Psychohazard: It's baffling that this collection of people beat Hillary Clinton.


"How did they ever win?"

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2018-03-06 10:30:27 AM  
Animal House - Fat, drunk and stupid
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Needs a Mueller version
 
2018-03-06 10:30:39 AM  
I bet his mail box is interesting this morning.
 
2018-03-06 10:30:45 AM  

fastibartslart: Walker: But does he stick by his statement that Sarah Huckabeast is still a fat slob?

If he was drunk enough to poke Mueller he was drunk enough to poke SHS.
🤮


No one should ever be that drunk.
 
2018-03-06 10:31:23 AM  
Maybe someone told him that daring Mueller to arrest him was a good way to get arrested.
 
2018-03-06 10:31:50 AM  
Even the possibility of jail time did not seem to phase Nunberg, who said on MSNBC on Monday that he thought it would be "funny" if he was arrested for his refusal to comply with the subpoena.

Yeah, you'll be laughing your way right into a jail cell, dumbass... I think it would be funny too, but for totally different reasons.
 
2018-03-06 10:31:53 AM  
I was a little confused at his initial public discourse. I was like "you can just refuse to talk to Justice?" Well, no, you can't refuse.

You can do it the easy way or the hard way. They like the easy way because it's easy. They'll do it the hard way because it's their job.
 
2018-03-06 10:32:06 AM  
I guess whoever visited him earlier in the day yesterday to send him the message didn't do a good job. Looks like they need to visit him again today and emphasize it. Maybe a "Girl Scout" needs to show up at his house.

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"Is selling delicious cookies. Is new Polonium flavor--wery tasty. Here, take box to try. I am insisting."
 
2018-03-06 10:32:13 AM  

mrshowrules: RJReves: And you thought drunk texting was embarrassing..

He got so drunk he erinburnetted all over the place.  There were pieces of tur in the carpet and tapper on the wall.


I'd like to get pieces of Tur in MY carpet, if you know what I mean and I think that...

...sounded a lot less murdery in my head. Nevermind.
 
2018-03-06 10:32:26 AM  
Even the possibility of jail time did not seem to phase Nunberg, who said on MSNBC on Monday that he thought it would be "funny" if he was arrested for his refusal to comply with the subpoena.

Well, actually so do I. Refuse, do not comply, and I will laugh with you as they stuff you into a cage to give you time to think about it. Then, after a period of time, you will comply with the subpoena and again I will laugh...
 
2018-03-06 10:32:38 AM  

RyogaM: The Googles Do Nothing: To be honest I thought we'd wake up to news of him blowing his brains out.

Anyone else remember when checking into a secure rehab center was the first choice of those who publicly embarrassed themselves?


That was before reality TV.
 
2018-03-06 10:33:42 AM  
Brave Sam Nunberg ran away. 
Bravely ran away, away. 
When danger reared its ugly head, 
He bravely turned his tail and fled. 
Yes, brave Sam Nunberg turned about 
And gallantly he chickened out. 
Swiftly taking to his feet, 
He beat a very brave retreat. 
Bravest of the brave, Sam Nunberg!
 
2018-03-06 10:33:52 AM  

dracos31: fastibartslart: Walker: But does he stick by his statement that Sarah Huckabeast is still a fat slob?

If he was drunk enough to poke Mueller he was drunk enough to poke SHS.
🤮

Dude, I just ate!
*Hork*

/The worst part is, she has children.
//The stupid has already been passed on
///Somebody had sex with that woman


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Don't look at me!
 
2018-03-06 10:35:38 AM  
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