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(C-SPAN)   Will Trump demand tariffs on delicious meatballs? Will he ban ABBA from entering the US? Who the hell would even watch this? This is YOUR joint press conference with the Swedish Prime Minister (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1530)   ( c-span.org) divider line
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2018-03-06 10:35:12 AM  
Trump will go out and show the world his mastery of the Swedish language:

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2018-03-06 11:17:43 AM  
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2018-03-06 11:33:22 AM  
someone have the balls to ask Trump about the Tillerson accusation. Please?
 
2018-03-06 11:45:58 AM  
Ohhh tempting. But, I have an appointment to have elective dental surgery performed by trainees.
 
2018-03-06 11:48:59 AM  
Mr. President, did the Swedish Prime Minister tell you who to hire for Communications Director, or are you still going with Putin's choice?
 
2018-03-06 12:13:45 PM  
For the sake of my own health, I should probably skip today's shiatshow.
 
2018-03-06 12:37:40 PM  
He does realize he will not be asked about US-Sweden relationships, and as usual, will be about his myriad scandals, as a foreign leader looks on in horror, right?
 
2018-03-06 12:44:08 PM  
Absolut Cheeto
 
2018-03-06 12:52:10 PM  

serpent_sky: He does realize he will not be asked about US-Sweden relationships, and as usual, will be about his myriad scandals, as a foreign leader looks on in horror, right?


That is the best part.  
This will be after he reads a few bullet points from the farking wikipedia page on Sweden.
 
2018-03-06 12:57:11 PM  

serpent_sky: He does realize he will not be asked about US-Sweden relationships, and as usual, will be about his myriad scandals, as a foreign leader looks on in horror, right?


"Mr. President yesterday Sam Nunberg said you "did something very bad", would you care to comment on that?

FAKE SAM, FAKE SAM, FAKE NEWS
 
2018-03-06 01:05:07 PM  

martissimo: serpent_sky: He does realize he will not be asked about US-Sweden relationships, and as usual, will be about his myriad scandals, as a foreign leader looks on in horror, right?

"Mr. President yesterday Sam Nunberg said you "did something very bad", would you care to comment on that?

FAKE SAM, FAKE SAM, FAKE NEWS


YOU'RE SAM NUMBERG.
 
2018-03-06 01:41:14 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: serpent_sky: He does realize he will not be asked about US-Sweden relationships, and as usual, will be about his myriad scandals, as a foreign leader looks on in horror, right?

That is the best part.  
This will be after he reads a few bullet points from the farking wikipedia page on Sweden.


Did you know we sell a lot of herring to Sweden fished right here off the coast of Alaska, you see they herring in the Atlantic but the American herring, they love it, a great trading partner. I Love pickled herring!

lol
 
2018-03-06 02:32:10 PM  
He probably thinks their entire economy is volvos.
 
2018-03-06 02:32:37 PM  
But will they get the teleprompters and lecterns assembled in time?
 
stk
2018-03-06 02:32:59 PM  
Ask if his tariffs on metal extend to vibranium from Wakanda.
 
2018-03-06 02:33:17 PM  
Can't today, don't hate myself enough.
 
2018-03-06 02:34:39 PM  
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2018-03-06 02:34:58 PM  

Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: He probably thinks their entire economy is volvos.


They don't make driving Volvos, anymore, just flying Volvos.
 
2018-03-06 02:35:16 PM  
Mr Prime Minister, can you describe the steps you will take toi ensure greater economic cooperation with the US?

Prime Minister Lofven: HERGY BERGY BERGY BORK BORK BORK!

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2018-03-06 02:35:32 PM  

serpent_sky: He does realize he will not be asked about US-Sweden relationships, and as usual, will be about his myriad scandals, as a foreign leader looks on in horror, right?


I kind of wonder they even bother doing these dumb spectacles anymore. Standing next to Trump during these just diminishes the other world leaders and doesn't help Trump any. I don't see who is really getting anything out of it.
 
2018-03-06 02:36:02 PM  

the_innkeeper: Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: He probably thinks their entire economy is volvos.

They don't make driving Volvos, anymore, just flying Volvos.


And they're invisible.
 
2018-03-06 02:36:28 PM  

Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: He probably thinks their entire economy is volvos.


Blondes. Swedish Blondes. Swedish fish. Swedish meatballs. But, I think he only comprehends blondes. Maybe. Is his name licensed on a hotel there? He might understand that-maybe.
 
2018-03-06 02:37:04 PM  

Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: He probably thinks their entire economy is volvos.


Can he grab them?
 
2018-03-06 02:37:23 PM  
any news on whether trump is going to grant this poor sweedlander guy asylum?

/i'm expecting the guy to look like the escape from new york guy
 
2018-03-06 02:37:39 PM  
"Not many people know, but a lot of people say that I invented the Swedish bikini team."
 
2018-03-06 02:37:45 PM  

somedude210: someone have the balls to ask Trump about the Tillerson accusation. Please?


Which one is this? Once again, i am losing track...
 
2018-03-06 02:37:49 PM  

somedude210: someone have the balls to ask Trump about the Tillerson accusation. Please?


Trump will call on OneAmericaNews Network and Christian Broadcast Network, so, don't get your hopes up.
 
2018-03-06 02:37:57 PM  

chrismurphy: Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: He probably thinks their entire economy is volvos.

Can he grab them?


Just the Swedish Blondes.
 
2018-03-06 02:38:38 PM  
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2018-03-06 02:39:24 PM  
*glances at liquor cabinet, finds cobwebs*

*consults with liver, decides that maybe I should just skip this show*

Yea, Nunberg was enough insanity for these two days. I'll give this one a pass. Not to mention, Trump's voice makes me want to punch my monitor.
 
2018-03-06 02:39:58 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: serpent_sky: He does realize he will not be asked about US-Sweden relationships, and as usual, will be about his myriad scandals, as a foreign leader looks on in horror, right?

That is the best part.  
This will be after he reads a few bullet points from the farking wikipedia page on Sweden.


Someone needs to go carefully sees the Wikipedia page with alternative factoids he can mention. Make them Trump centric.

"Did you know the Swedish town of Svallgaard has a twice annual Trump festival? They put together a 15 foot statue of me called a hurgurden and take turns reading poetry under it. Only 60 people in that town, and they do it twice a year, for me. Have for years. Not many people know that."
 
2018-03-06 02:42:00 PM  
Ok-a "joint" news conference? Won't the Trumpanzees get their collective tighty whities in a twist? They're gonna talk about.....JOINTS!!!! At the conference!! ACK! Swedish JOINTS! Think of the Children!
 
2018-03-06 02:42:50 PM  
He's going to compare Ivanka and Princess Madeleine.
 
2018-03-06 02:43:13 PM  
I'm gonna throw this up again, cuz I like it, and I did it w/o a reference. Andrea says I look too intense - I said it's because it wasn't easy to draw.
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2018-03-06 02:43:30 PM  
Remember when the Trumps claimed to be Swedish because they did not want to be "oppressed" in their business dealings by revealing they were German, because they wanted some of the NYC Jew rent money?

Kosher Pepperidge Farm Remembers.

http://nordic.businessinsider.com/don​a​ld-trump-told-the-world-he-was-of-swed​ish-ancestry---but-its-a-lie-2016-8/
 
2018-03-06 02:43:44 PM  

fat_free: somedude210: someone have the balls to ask Trump about the Tillerson accusation. Please?

Trump will call on OneAmericaNews Network and Christian Broadcast Network, so, don't get your hopes up.


the Swedish reporters might
 
2018-03-06 02:44:10 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: For the sake of my own health, I should probably skip today's this shiatshow everyday.

 
2018-03-06 02:45:40 PM  

theflatline: Remember when the Trumps claimed to be Swedish because they did not want to be "oppressed" in their business dealings by revealing they were German, because they wanted some of the NYC Jew rent money?

Kosher Pepperidge Farm Remembers.

http://nordic.businessinsider.com/dona​ld-trump-told-the-world-he-was-of-swed​ish-ancestry---but-its-a-lie-2016-8/


Who knew Pocahontas was Swedish.
 
2018-03-06 02:46:19 PM  

Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: He probably thinks their entire economy is volvos.


it's funny because their entire economy is volvos saabs and nokias
 
2018-03-06 02:46:59 PM  
Dead Ringers- Blair and Bush Save Africa (or Af-ri-ikea)
Youtube lXJ6sBD6FQo

MISS ME YET?
 
2018-03-06 02:47:22 PM  
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2018-03-06 02:47:32 PM  
Yah, he wuz dere too!.
 
2018-03-06 02:48:26 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: For the sake of my own health, I should probably skip today's shiatshow.


I recommend köttbullar, with some mead.
 
2018-03-06 02:48:32 PM  

palelizard: Markoff_Cheney: serpent_sky: He does realize he will not be asked about US-Sweden relationships, and as usual, will be about his myriad scandals, as a foreign leader looks on in horror, right?

That is the best part.
This will be after he reads a few bullet points from the farking wikipedia page on Sweden.

Someone needs to go carefully sees the Wikipedia page with alternative factoids he can mention. Make them Trump centric.

"Did you know the Swedish town of Svallgaard has a twice annual Trump festival? They put together a 15 foot statue of me-Trump, called a Trump hurgurden and take turns reading Trump poetry under it Trump. Only 60 Trump people in that town, and they do it twice Trump, a year, for me Trump. Have for Trump years. Not many Trump people know that Trump."



Which is the only way the Cheeto Mussolini is even gonna read.
 
2018-03-06 02:49:06 PM  

LewDux: Rand Paul's Anus is Leaking: He probably thinks their entire economy is volvos.

it's funny because their entire economy is volvos saabs and nokias


One of those is Finnish, the other bankrupt, and the last one sold the personal car company and that is now owned by the Chinese, the trucking business bought Mack trucks, so there is that...
 
2018-03-06 02:49:06 PM  
I heard the Swedes were gonna help us with an affordable border wall.

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2018-03-06 02:50:28 PM  

Mikey1969: somedude210: someone have the balls to ask Trump about the Tillerson accusation. Please?

Which one is this? Once again, i am losing track...


That the Kremlin nixed Romney in favor of Rex "Friend of Russia" Tillerson for SOS.
 
2018-03-06 02:50:52 PM  
So at the last one of these, Trump called on OAN and (I think) Washington Times and then bolted.  So who does he call on today?  I'm guessing Fox News followed by Newsmax and then smokebombing out of there.
 
2018-03-06 02:51:33 PM  

the_innkeeper: Mikey1969: somedude210: someone have the balls to ask Trump about the Tillerson accusation. Please?

Which one is this? Once again, i am losing track...

That the Kremlin nixed Romney in favor of Rex "Friend of Russia" Tillerson for SOS.


OK, THAT one... Like I said, it's tough to keep all of this shiat straight nowadays. Thanks!
 
2018-03-06 02:53:25 PM  
Someone should ask Trump why he's afraid of having his own dedicated press conference.  He's done only one since taking office as far as I can remember.
 
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