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2018-03-06 07:53:43 AM  
"Friends"?   img.fark.net
 
2018-03-06 07:55:53 AM  

gopher321: "Friends"?   [img.fark.net image 55x11]


Acquaintances most likely.
 
2018-03-06 08:01:03 AM  

BizarreMan: gopher321: "Friends"?   [img.fark.net image 55x11]

Acquaintances most likely.


People he owes money to.
 
2018-03-06 08:09:53 AM  
Three Nunberg friends said they walked away from those conversations fearful that he was "drinking again" and was about to embark on a personal tailspin.

This morning, when he woke up, he had a few brief and blissful seconds of being awake and not yet remembering anything. Those seconds have now passed and the ton of bricks have hit him.
 
2018-03-06 08:11:09 AM  
https://twitter.com/KatzOnEarth/statu​s​/970893606197321728?s=19

If they are dumb enough to fall for a subpoena via email, this will be even easier than we thought.
 
2018-03-06 08:39:44 AM  

adamgreeney: https://twitter.com/KatzOnEarth/statu​s​/970893606197321728?s=19

If they are dumb enough to fall for a subpoena via email, this will be even easier than we thought.


Okay, this made me laugh

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2018-03-06 08:40:02 AM  
Rarely, if ever, has a political operative acted so brazenly when facing the very real prospect of being tossed in jail. Nunberg seemed not to care about how the chips would fall. But several of his friends told The Daily Beast they were concerned that he was putting himself in severe legal jeopardy by going on multiple live cable-news programs Monday afternoon.

So....Sam was three sheets to the wind and had zero farks to give?
 
2018-03-06 08:42:06 AM  

xanadian: Rarely, if ever, has a political operative acted so brazenly when facing the very real prospect of being tossed in jail. Nunberg seemed not to care about how the chips would fall. But several of his friends told The Daily Beast they were concerned that he was putting himself in severe legal jeopardy by going on multiple live cable-news programs Monday afternoon.

So....Sam was three sheets to the wind and had zero farks to give?


In fairness...he has demonstrated, that he really isn't all that bright...
 
2018-03-06 08:53:48 AM  
I am s disappointed I was at work when this went down.  That would have been the highlight of my year so far, watching that.
 
2018-03-06 09:02:56 AM  
Poor guy still doesn't realize it's his good friend Roger Stone getting it out there that he's off the wagon.
 
2018-03-06 09:03:27 AM  

PainInTheASP: BizarreMan: gopher321: "Friends"?   [img.fark.net image 55x11]

Acquaintances most likely.

People he owes money to.


Co-conspirators

/soon to be cell-mates
 
2018-03-06 09:04:02 AM  
Later heard yelling "I'm a tree! You can't arrest trees!"
 
2018-03-06 09:05:22 AM  
Nunberg?
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2018-03-06 09:05:30 AM  

hubiestubert: xanadian: Rarely, if ever, has a political operative acted so brazenly when facing the very real prospect of being tossed in jail. Nunberg seemed not to care about how the chips would fall. But several of his friends told The Daily Beast they were concerned that he was putting himself in severe legal jeopardy by going on multiple live cable-news programs Monday afternoon.

So....Sam was three sheets to the wind and had zero farks to give?

In fairness...he has demonstrated, that he really isn't all that bright...


These are not bright guys and they're in over their heads
 
2018-03-06 09:06:03 AM  
At least now if he gets hit with fentanyl people will recognize his name.
 
2018-03-06 09:06:50 AM  

gopher321: "Friends"?   [img.fark.net image 55x11]


Co-conspirators
 
2018-03-06 09:06:54 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Poor guy still doesn't realize it's his good friend Roger Stone getting it out there that he's off the wagon.


So would you put the odds that Roger took him out for a liquid lunch prior to this at "better than good" or "nearly certain?"
 
2018-03-06 09:06:58 AM  
Does "friends"=drug dealers?
 
2018-03-06 09:07:03 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Poor guy still doesn't realize it's his good friend Roger Stone getting it out there that he's off the wagon.


I think he did enough damage on his own. Erin Burnett explicitly stated his breath smelled of alcohol.
 
2018-03-06 09:07:28 AM  

mainsail: Later heard yelling "I'm a tree! You can't arrest trees!"


Just add two of his pals to the warrant then.

/not clever
//funnier in my head
///tree flashies
 
2018-03-06 09:07:58 AM  
Flashies? WTF.
 
2018-03-06 09:08:16 AM  
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2018-03-06 09:08:19 AM  
This simply reflects Müller's desperation with regard to his further lack of success, as does Anthrax's research. Witch hunt caused nevermerit, and all efforts were poisoned by his bad choice of others. The Deep State simply tries to continue to spend taxpayers' money and continue until the middle. It does not matter how Dims will lose more seats in Congress. We must look forward to helping those who joined, for example, Sam Nunberg, who may need additional psychological and physical assistance so that he can not go through the failed Obamacare.
 
2018-03-06 09:09:09 AM  

gopher321: "Friends"?   [img.fark.net image 55x11]


Hey there's no reason to drag Drew into this!
 
2018-03-06 09:13:46 AM  

snowshovel: This simply reflects Müller's desperation with regard to his further lack of success, as does Anthrax's research. Witch hunt caused nevermerit, and all efforts were poisoned by his bad choice of others. The Deep State simply tries to continue to spend taxpayers' money and continue until the middle. It does not matter how Dims will lose more seats in Congress. We must look forward to helping those who joined, for example, Sam Nunberg, who may need additional psychological and physical assistance so that he can not go through the failed Obamacare.


Damn Nunberg!  It was bad enough you slobbered your way through all those interviews yesterday but there's no need to keep posting on Fark too!  Go get some sleep!

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2018-03-06 09:16:15 AM  

snowshovel: This simply reflects Müller's desperation with regard to his further lack of success, as does Anthrax's research. Witch hunt caused nevermerit, and all efforts were poisoned by his bad choice of others. The Deep State simply tries to continue to spend taxpayers' money and continue until the middle. It does not matter how Dims will lose more seats in Congress. We must look forward to helping those who joined, for example, Sam Nunberg, who may need additional psychological and physical assistance so that he can not go through the failed Obamacare.


Speaking of drunken ranting.... is that you, Sam?
 
2018-03-06 09:16:53 AM  

snowshovel: This simply reflects Müller's desperation with regard to his further lack of success, as does Anthrax's research. Witch hunt caused nevermerit, and all efforts were poisoned by his bad choice of others. The Deep State simply tries to continue to spend taxpayers' money and continue until the middle. It does not matter how Dims will lose more seats in Congress. We must look forward to helping those who joined, for example, Sam Nunberg, who may need additional psychological and physical assistance so that he can not go through the failed Obamacare.


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2018-03-06 09:21:35 AM  

snowshovel: This simply reflects Müller's desperation with regard to his further lack of success, as does Anthrax's research. Witch hunt caused nevermerit, and all efforts were poisoned by his bad choice of others. The Deep State simply tries to continue to spend taxpayers' money and continue until the middle. It does not matter how Dims will lose more seats in Congress. We must look forward to helping those who joined, for example, Sam Nunberg, who may need additional psychological and physical assistance so that he can not go through the failed Obamacare.


Glorious. Just...beautiful.

/the umlaut was a nice touch
 
2018-03-06 09:22:23 AM  

gilgigamesh: snowshovel: This simply reflects Müller's desperation with regard to his further lack of success, as does Anthrax's research. Witch hunt caused nevermerit, and all efforts were poisoned by his bad choice of others. The Deep State simply tries to continue to spend taxpayers' money and continue until the middle. It does not matter how Dims will lose more seats in Congress. We must look forward to helping those who joined, for example, Sam Nunberg, who may need additional psychological and physical assistance so that he can not go through the failed Obamacare.

Speaking of drunken ranting.... is that you, Sam?


He's joking, or trolling, or a hybrid of both. Sometimes he's pretty clear, sometimes funny, and sometimes, you just have to say, "Swing and a miss." Sometimes he trips over his shoelaces on the way to the plate. And on occasion, no doubt, he's serious. If I tried to make a Venn diagram of those categories though, it would be an animated gif where the circles all dance around at random.
 
2018-03-06 09:24:45 AM  

Scanty Em: gilgigamesh: snowshovel: This simply reflects Müller's desperation with regard to his further lack of success, as does Anthrax's research. Witch hunt caused nevermerit, and all efforts were poisoned by his bad choice of others. The Deep State simply tries to continue to spend taxpayers' money and continue until the middle. It does not matter how Dims will lose more seats in Congress. We must look forward to helping those who joined, for example, Sam Nunberg, who may need additional psychological and physical assistance so that he can not go through the failed Obamacare.

Speaking of drunken ranting.... is that you, Sam?

He's joking, or trolling, or a hybrid of both. Sometimes he's pretty clear, sometimes funny, and sometimes, you just have to say, "Swing and a miss." Sometimes he trips over his shoelaces on the way to the plate. And on occasion, no doubt, he's serious. If I tried to make a Venn diagram of those categories though, it would be an animated gif where the circles all dance around at random.


Sometimes it gets drunk and posts completely serious, non troll things.
 
2018-03-06 09:24:58 AM  
This guy is dildos.
 
2018-03-06 09:25:06 AM  

Scanty Em: gilgigamesh: snowshovel: This simply reflects Müller's desperation with regard to his further lack of success, as does Anthrax's research. Witch hunt caused nevermerit, and all efforts were poisoned by his bad choice of others. The Deep State simply tries to continue to spend taxpayers' money and continue until the middle. It does not matter how Dims will lose more seats in Congress. We must look forward to helping those who joined, for example, Sam Nunberg, who may need additional psychological and physical assistance so that he can not go through the failed Obamacare.

Speaking of drunken ranting.... is that you, Sam?

He's joking, or trolling, or a hybrid of both. Sometimes he's pretty clear, sometimes funny, and sometimes, you just have to say, "Swing and a miss." Sometimes he trips over his shoelaces on the way to the plate. And on occasion, no doubt, he's serious. If I tried to make a Venn diagram of those categories though, it would be an animated gif where the circles all dance around at random.


I think he's tripping on something...
 
2018-03-06 09:26:03 AM  
How sad it is to watch someone fall under the spell of alcoholism. Those in the depths of a binge can completely lose touch with reality. The media really shouldn't be giving airtime to these drunken fabrications about Mr. Trump; but, I guess that's the drive by, gotcha MSM media for you.
 
2018-03-06 09:26:23 AM  
FTA: "What do you think Mueller is gonna do to me?"

The fark all he needs to do, dude! At this point all Mueller has to do is put you in an interrogation room with a bright spotlight and silently stare at you and you'll spill everything, including how you accidentally put peanut butter in your (peanut allergic) roommate's chocolate milk. 

This guy is a cop's wet dream. Jingle the cuff keys and you might even get a little puddle on the floor.
 
2018-03-06 09:30:52 AM  
when you're drunk, you say things you probably shouldn't say.

when you're a right wing stooge, this makes cOmpl3te fu&king Sense.
 
2018-03-06 09:31:28 AM  

Summoner101: hubiestubert: xanadian: Rarely, if ever, has a political operative acted so brazenly when facing the very real prospect of being tossed in jail. Nunberg seemed not to care about how the chips would fall. But several of his friends told The Daily Beast they were concerned that he was putting himself in severe legal jeopardy by going on multiple live cable-news programs Monday afternoon.

So....Sam was three sheets to the wind and had zero farks to give?

In fairness...he has demonstrated, that he really isn't all that bright...

These are not bright guys and they're in over their heads


It's like a real life Coen Brothers movie played out before our eyes.
 
2018-03-06 09:32:02 AM  

Shaggy_C: How sad it is to watch someone fall under the spell of alcoholism. Those in the depths of a binge can completely lose touch with reality. The media really shouldn't be giving airtime to these drunken fabrications about Mr. Trump; but, I guess that's the drive by, gotcha MSM media for you.


That's it? That's the rw tack?

It would have been better had this happened on Saturday, so that you all could stay hidden and worried for a few days before getting the courage of your convictions on message and emerging.
 
2018-03-06 09:34:41 AM  
He listened to a lawyer that told him to seem unstable so as to be able to be deemed an unreliable witness.
 
2018-03-06 09:36:09 AM  
I listened to the whole interview on Ari Melber's show on the radio on the way home.  I kept picturing him as "Shaky the Mohel" from Seinfeld.

Seinfeld and Friends - The Mohel
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2018-03-06 09:36:28 AM  

Scanty Em: gilgigamesh: snowshovel: This simply reflects Müller's desperation with regard to his further lack of success, as does Anthrax's research. Witch hunt caused nevermerit, and all efforts were poisoned by his bad choice of others. The Deep State simply tries to continue to spend taxpayers' money and continue until the middle. It does not matter how Dims will lose more seats in Congress. We must look forward to helping those who joined, for example, Sam Nunberg, who may need additional psychological and physical assistance so that he can not go through the failed Obamacare.

Speaking of drunken ranting.... is that you, Sam?

He's joking, or trolling, or a hybrid of both. Sometimes he's pretty clear, sometimes funny, and sometimes, you just have to say, "Swing and a miss." Sometimes he trips over his shoelaces on the way to the plate. And on occasion, no doubt, he's serious. If I tried to make a Venn diagram of those categories though, it would be an animated gif where the circles all dance around at random.


It's one of the few reasons why I still have him farkied instead of casting him into the dark 'ignore' hole.
 
2018-03-06 09:37:14 AM  
good luck dude

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2018-03-06 09:37:16 AM  
People about to go to jail for life tend to react in different ways.
 
2018-03-06 09:38:44 AM  

Guybird: snowshovel: This simply reflects Müller's desperation with regard to his further lack of success, as does Anthrax's research. Witch hunt caused nevermerit, and all efforts were poisoned by his bad choice of others. The Deep State simply tries to continue to spend taxpayers' money and continue until the middle. It does not matter how Dims will lose more seats in Congress. We must look forward to helping those who joined, for example, Sam Nunberg, who may need additional psychological and physical assistance so that he can not go through the failed Obamacare.

Damn Nunberg!  It was bad enough you slobbered your way through all those interviews yesterday but there's no need to keep posting on Fark too!  Go get some sleep!

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I lost IQ points trying to decipher that word salad.
 
2018-03-06 09:39:37 AM  

Charlie Freak: That's it? That's the rw tack?


I assume that's the point we're supposed to take from the article. This guy's "friends" are basically accusing him of being off his rocker drunk, so the character assassination campaign is in full effect. I'm on vacation in the Caribbean at the moment so I'm not getting my normal talking points distribution matched up with my time zone but that seems like the most logical way to go. "He's drunk, mad at Trump because he sucked at this job and got fired, and he himself probably did the collusion (that by the way didn't happen) all by himself." Right?
 
2018-03-06 09:39:55 AM  
The microphone has been drinking not me.
 
2018-03-06 09:40:33 AM  

Shaggy_C: How sad it is to watch someone fall under the spell of alcoholism. Those in the depths of a binge can completely lose touch with reality. The media really shouldn't be giving airtime to these drunken fabrications about Mr. Trump; but, I guess that's the drive by, gotcha MSM media for you.


Wait, he was on a bender? Links?
 
2018-03-06 09:41:03 AM  
Those aren't his friends, those are fixers sent out to explain why everything he said should be ignored because he was drunk. He didn't seem drunk to me. He seemed like someone who just realized that he's about be a sacrificial lamb for the same people he most likely broke the law for, including Roger Stone. Next up his "friends" are "concerned" he might be crazy. This is like a very good episode of House of Cards that has become real.
 
2018-03-06 09:42:24 AM  

BizarreMan: gopher321: "Friends"?   [img.fark.net image 55x11]

Acquaintances most likely.


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I'm a well wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm.
 
2018-03-06 09:42:50 AM  
Go home Sam Nunberg, you're drunk.
 
2018-03-06 09:43:41 AM  

adamgreeney: https://twitter.com/KatzOnEarth/statu​s​/970893606197321728?s=19

If they are dumb enough to fall for a subpoena via email, this will be even easier than we thought.


From Director FBi ComeyJames

Hello i am names Comey James from FEderal Investigations Bureau in USA.  please open the attached zip file to read a summ9ns for court date in Federal jurisdiction.  Provide name, address FAX number, Social security Number and current address.  Will be arrested if you do not comply before the nearest time.
 
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