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(Guardian)   My girlfriend masturbates after we have sex. Why? It's because she's insatiable, right? That's gotta be why, right? RIGHT??   ( theguardian.com) divider line
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2018-03-05 11:13:09 PM  
Or she's faking it with you and wants to get off?

DNRTFA
 
2018-03-05 11:15:08 PM  
your millimeter peter couldn't satisfy her, subby.
 
2018-03-05 11:23:08 PM  
Last time I went to my doctor for an exam, he stopped and said, "you've got to stop masturbating."  I asked him why.  He said, "because I'm trying to exam you."
 
2018-03-05 11:30:44 PM  
That's how nature designed it. He's done, snoring. She's begging for it again in front of the other male lion.
 
2018-03-05 11:35:23 PM  
Don't care, had sex
 
2018-03-05 11:37:10 PM  
Before I left for Iraq I got my ex a Hitachi.  By the time I got back it was the only way she could get off.  It was great for me because I had no performance pressure, she was just going to use her Hitachi afterwards anyway.  That was the best gift I ever got her (the divorce was a gift to myself).
 
2018-03-06 12:17:24 AM  

ajmsnr: Before I left for Iraq I got my ex a Hitachi.  By the time I got back it was the only way she could get off.  It was great for me because I had no performance pressure, she was just going to use her Hitachi afterwards anyway.  That was the best gift I ever got her (the divorce was a gift to myself).


Those are pretty amazing.
And as far as the article good on her for taking control of her needs.
Sex is all farked up because men are racing the clock and women need time (generalizations yes I know).
When you pile on how some men are very anti-toy and feel that if their cock can't do it all for her it must be Her Fault it often puts all kinds of bad sexual survival habits in a woman's mind.
I'm pro-toy and pro-getting off how ever you possibly can.
I'm gonna get mine after all.
 
2018-03-06 12:17:34 AM  
Is she one of the Divinyls?
 
2018-03-06 12:17:40 AM  
If she has anything left but your wee wee is spent then remember you got two hands and a mouth, which seems to work out just fine for lesbians so get in there buddy and don't stop till she's screaming in tongues and having seizures.
 
2018-03-06 12:17:55 AM  
I went to a website that I thought was about female masturbation but it turned out Flickr is just a normal photo site. How disappointing.
 
2018-03-06 12:18:14 AM  

ajmsnr: Before I left for Iraq I got my ex a Hitachi.


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o_O
 
2018-03-06 12:18:21 AM  
You could always invite her to masturbate duringsex.
 
2018-03-06 12:19:48 AM  

BizarreMan: Or she's faking it with you and wants to get off?

DNRTFA


Don't care...had sex...
 
2018-03-06 12:19:56 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: ajmsnr: Before I left for Iraq I got my ex a Hitachi.

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o_O


Don't judge.
 
2018-03-06 12:21:31 AM  
Men and women experience two very different types of orgasms, men have a big build up and boom,  women have a prolonged extended as long as possible whoa.
 
2018-03-06 12:21:33 AM  
A friend of mine's ex-girlfriend used him as a phone-sex fluffer. She would use his silver-tongued skills to get hot and ready and then gotta go, click.

Sex lives get complicated as real life.
 
2018-03-06 12:22:08 AM  
Because she craves that "second" orgasm. Yep, that's it alright.
 
2018-03-06 12:22:09 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: ajmsnr: Before I left for Iraq I got my ex a Hitachi.

[hitachicm.com image 278x278]

[images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com image 278x119]

[image.jimcdn.com image 278x278]


o_O


img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-03-06 12:23:02 AM  
Hues Corporation - Rock the Boat
Youtube FfBwsG8ubFw
 
2018-03-06 12:23:38 AM  
Odd.  Every chick I have ever been with said she couldn't take any more orgasms after a dozen or so.
 
2018-03-06 12:23:44 AM  

Prey4reign: Last time I went to my doctor for an exam, he stopped and said, "you've got to stop masturbating."  I asked him why.  He said, "because I'm trying to exam you."


I watched Ravenous on Netflix too.
 
2018-03-06 12:24:07 AM  
If she doesn't cry or leave you've got a chance, dude
 
2018-03-06 12:24:27 AM  

Ima4nic8or: Odd.  Every chick I have ever been with said she couldn't take any more orgasms after a dozen or so.


This is totally a thing that happens.
 
2018-03-06 12:26:27 AM  

watching the trump bubble grow: Men and women experience two very different types of orgasms, men have a big build up and boom,  women have a prolonged extended as long as possible whoa.


Act accordingly
 
2018-03-06 12:26:34 AM  
Legend is, Bozo had a phone in joke segment. One caller "How is a woman like an oven? You have to heat them up before you put the meat in."
 
2018-03-06 12:26:53 AM  

omg bbq: ajmsnr: Before I left for Iraq I got my ex a Hitachi.  By the time I got back it was the only way she could get off.  It was great for me because I had no performance pressure, she was just going to use her Hitachi afterwards anyway.  That was the best gift I ever got her (the divorce was a gift to myself).

Those are pretty amazing.
And as far as the article good on her for taking control of her needs.
Sex is all farked up because men are racing the clock and women need time (generalizations yes I know).
When you pile on how some men are very anti-toy and feel that if their cock can't do it all for her it must be Her Fault it often puts all kinds of bad sexual survival habits in a woman's mind.
I'm pro-toy and pro-getting off how ever you possibly can.
I'm gonna get mine after all.


Pretty much this.  If you are comfortable with toys or at least know wtf you are doing during foreplay wife should be on #2 or #3 before you even have sex.  Then there is no performance anxiety.
 
2018-03-06 12:27:39 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: ajmsnr: Before I left for Iraq I got my ex a Hitachi.

[hitachicm.com image 278x278]

[images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com image 278x119]

[image.jimcdn.com image 278x278]


o_O


Nope it's the reciprocating one.
 
2018-03-06 12:28:04 AM  
As a man who's looped a 6 disc cd player, I'm geting a kick out of these replies.

/Yeah, sensitivity issues
//but I can do what's gotta be did.
///just give me 10 minutes and a yogurt cup and I'll be back in the fight
 
2018-03-06 12:28:36 AM  
The women in my life don't need to masturbate.

Well, the cat licks her own ass so I don't know where that falls on the matrix.
 
2018-03-06 12:28:38 AM  

ajmsnr: Before I left for Iraq I got my ex a Hitachi.  By the time I got back it was the only way she could get off.  It was great for me because I had no performance pressure, she was just going to use her Hitachi afterwards anyway.  That was the best gift I ever got her (the divorce was a gift to myself).


At first I was wondering how she got off with a hibachi...
 
2018-03-06 12:29:49 AM  

Goimir: As a man who's looped a 6 disc cd player, I'm geting a kick out of these replies.


Ummm, I had no idea that people had sex with stereo equipment.  How...  Ummm...  How...  Do I really need to know more?
 
2018-03-06 12:30:38 AM  
Tell her "Masturbating after you've kicked me out of the room really rubs me the wrong way" then go cry in the shower, where your tears of shame blend in with the water and help wash off that feeling of failure.
 
2018-03-06 12:31:36 AM  
Goimir:
///just give me 10 minutes and a yogurt cup and I'll be back in the fight

So that's how you refill it?
 
2018-03-06 12:32:21 AM  

ajmsnr: Before I left for Iraq I got my ex a Hitachi.  By the time I got back it was the only way she could get off.  It was great for me because I had no performance pressure, she was just going to use her Hitachi afterwards anyway.  That was the best gift I ever got her (the divorce was a gift to myself).


I was wondering why my ex wanted a hibachi...
 
2018-03-06 12:33:49 AM  
Just tell her you would like to help her.  Maybe finish with your hand while she finishes with hers.
 
2018-03-06 12:37:00 AM  
Well, after she tells him to leave so she can finish off, he can always reach under the bed to pull out a framed picture of her female best friend, while saying, "I think I'm getting a second wind myself."
 
2018-03-06 12:38:04 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: ajmsnr: Before I left for Iraq I got my ex a Hitachi.

[hitachicm.com image 278x278]

[images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com image 278x119]

[image.jimcdn.com image 278x278]


o_O


Sort of a cross between the last two.
 
2018-03-06 12:39:04 AM  
 I bet that freaks out the cabbie!
 
2018-03-06 12:39:56 AM  

Birnone: Tell her "Masturbating after you've kicked me out of the room really rubs me the wrong way" then go cry in the shower, where your tears of shame blend in with the water and help wash off that feeling of failure.


Or, like, help? Maybe you'll learn something. Then go have a good cry in the shower.
 
2018-03-06 12:41:32 AM  
all kinds of sex ninja's up in here
 
2018-03-06 12:42:03 AM  
So is this before or after she makes you your sandwich?
 
2018-03-06 12:43:34 AM  

davidphogan: Goimir: As a man who's looped a 6 disc cd player, I'm geting a kick out of these replies.

Ummm, I had no idea that people had sex with stereo equipment.  How...  Ummm...  How...  Do I really need to know more?


Well,this was before Pandora, so canned music was the soundtrack to keep the kid asleep.
 
2018-03-06 12:45:34 AM  

anuran: Goimir:
///just give me 10 minutes and a yogurt cup and I'll be back in the fight

So that's how you refill it?


I mean,it's got vitimins and shiat.
 
2018-03-06 12:46:00 AM  

Weatherkiss: Ima4nic8or: Odd.  Every chick I have ever been with said she couldn't take any more orgasms after a dozen or so.

This is totally a thing that happens.


If you got with me it would be a daily occurrence. ;)
 
2018-03-06 12:47:41 AM  
Betty Crocker is visiting Rome, and manages to get an audience with the Pope. At the scheduled time, she arrives, and is shortly shown into a large room, containing the Pope, and several assistants.

"Holiness, Ms. Betty Crocker", an assistant announces very loudly, as the Pope is very hard of hearing.

At this point, the Pope surprising begins berating Betty on her sinful ways, and how she must change her behavior if she wishes to be a good Christian. The assistants look at each other in confusion, having no idea why the Pope is speaking in such a harsh tone. That is, until the senior assistant has a flash of insight. He leans toward the Pope's ear.

"No, Holiness! Ms. Crocker is a MASTER BAKER. A MASTER BAKER."

\Joke thought up during a 6 hour discussion (OMG someone shoot me) of the Second Vatican Council.
 
2018-03-06 12:48:42 AM  
I have to reserve judgement without knowledge of what kind of porn she was watching on her phone when he caught her.

I mean... you would think most dudes would catch their wife rubbing one out and be like "finally... we have something in common!"
 
2018-03-06 12:53:03 AM  

davidphogan: Goimir: As a man who's looped a 6 disc cd player, I'm geting a kick out of these replies.

Ummm, I had no idea that people had sex with stereo equipment.  How...  Ummm...  How...  Do I really need to know more?


You put your needle in her groove and after a few rounds you flip'er over and ride it in the back-side groove for a while. I think there was a mistake in the manufacturing though...the "A" side is the front.
 
2018-03-06 12:58:07 AM  

Ima4nic8or: Weatherkiss: Ima4nic8or: Odd.  Every chick I have ever been with said she couldn't take any more orgasms after a dozen or so.

This is totally a thing that happens.

If you got with me it would be a daily occurrence. ;)


Damn that's good.
 
2018-03-06 12:59:33 AM  
img.fark.net
She didn't have one of these by chance, did she?
 
2018-03-06 01:06:57 AM  

Goimir: anuran: Goimir:
///just give me 10 minutes and a yogurt cup and I'll be back in the fight

So that's how you refill it?

I mean,it's got vitimins and shiat.


There's not a snowball's chance in hell I'd do that.
 
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