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(Media Matters)   The Oscars have outraged Sean Hannity   ( mediamatters.org) divider line
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2018-03-06 02:00:58 AM  
Well, at least they can count him as watching.
Which is more than they can say for me.
 
2018-03-06 02:08:25 AM  
Things that outrage Sean Hannity: ALL THE THINGS
 
2018-03-06 02:18:50 AM  
dedicating much of his opening speech to women's rights.

HOW DARE HE?!?
 
2018-03-06 02:41:06 AM  
Let's start with the sanctimonious, so-called comedian, host Jimmy Kimmel,

Aww, poor lil guy... he's just mad he didn't get invited to host. Sean just knows he'd have killed it with that audience. Poor little guy. Maybe one day when he grows up and becomes a real entertainer instead of the little kid who screams into a microphone because it makes grandpa Murdoch amd his friends smile.... One day....
 
2018-03-06 03:01:29 AM  
Sean, honey, you need to put your acting on film if you want to have any chance of snagging an Oscar.

/film is probably redundant these days, but whatever.
//just like Sean should be.
///3
 
2018-03-06 05:19:37 AM  
He's right that it's inexcusable to support pedophiles in his rant about Polanski.

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2018-03-06 05:38:03 AM  
He makes his money being outraged, so everything not evil outrages him.
 
2018-03-06 05:38:15 AM  
Is it me or is his head getting fatter?
 
2018-03-06 05:47:26 AM  
Sean, we get it. You were watching Call Me By Your Name and it moved. Stop beating yourself up over it.
 
2018-03-06 06:04:21 AM  
Well to be fair the Oscars were farking awful. My wife watched them and what I overheard was the biggest load of masturbatory self congratulation I've heard in years.

Inclusion, diversity, stopping sexual assault, etc are all good things. A bunch of millionaires in $100,000 dresses and and suits slapping themselves and each other on the back for doing those things can go fark themselves.
 
2018-03-06 06:05:08 AM  
Fox News TV has been pissing all over the Oscars all night. What the fark pissed them off so much?

Oh, and eat a bag of dicks, Lumpy.
 
2018-03-06 06:06:56 AM  

Egoy3k: Well to be fair the Oscars were farking awful. My wife watched them and what I overheard was the biggest load of masturbatory self congratulation I've heard in years.

Inclusion, diversity, stopping sexual assault, etc are all good things. A bunch of millionaires in $100,000 dresses and and suits slapping themselves and each other on the back for doing those things can go fark themselves.


So, the same tired bullshiat complaint Farkers have every year.
 
2018-03-06 06:07:44 AM  

Egoy3k: Well to be fair the Oscars were farking awful. My wife watched them and what I overheard was the biggest load of masturbatory self congratulation I've heard in years.

Inclusion, diversity, stopping sexual assault, etc are all good things. A bunch of millionaires in $100,000 dresses and and suits slapping themselves and each other on the back for doing those things can go fark themselves.


That's what the Oscars have always been. The inclusion of politics du jour has been a part of the mutual dick-sucking since the 1970's.
 
2018-03-06 06:08:06 AM  

Ed Grubermann: Fox News TV has been pissing all over the Oscars all night. What the fark pissed them off so much?

Oh, and eat a bag of dicks, Lumpy.


An audience of millions and all of Hollywood's brightest and best saying the exact opposite of the shiat that Fox has been spewing for the last decade and you wonder why they are pissed off?
 
2018-03-06 06:16:20 AM  
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2018-03-06 06:19:00 AM  
No one watched.
 
2018-03-06 06:22:52 AM  
Poor Lumpy.

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He was just born this way.
 
2018-03-06 06:24:35 AM  

Egoy3k: Well to be fair the Oscars were farking awful. My wife watched them and what I overheard was the biggest load of masturbatory self congratulation I've heard in years.

Inclusion, diversity, stopping sexual assault, etc are all good things. A bunch of millionaires in $100,000 dresses and and suits slapping themselves and each other on the back for doing those things can go fark themselves.


Would you feel different if they were wearing burlap sacks and making minimum wage?  I get the feeling you'd be complaining too.
 
2018-03-06 06:29:17 AM  
How shocking.
 
2018-03-06 06:41:52 AM  
Shut up, you ninny
 
2018-03-06 06:50:17 AM  
I wasn't aware that the oscars were a sacred cow on Fark. That seems like an odd choice for a bunch of semi-reclusive contrarians. I mean I've heard the term 'sports-ball' used without irony on this website.

Sorry not sorry I insulted the biggest waste of time since the pet rock.
 
2018-03-06 06:58:55 AM  

Egoy3k: I wasn't aware that the oscars were a sacred cow on Fark. That seems like an odd choice for a bunch of semi-reclusive contrarians. I mean I've heard the term 'sports-ball' used without irony on this website.

Sorry not sorry I insulted the biggest waste of time since the pet rock.


I don't watch award shows anymore, but when you complain about people doing good things, it reflects poorly on you.
 
2018-03-06 07:06:14 AM  

Alphax: when you complain about people doing good things, it reflects poorly on you.


Except that isn't what I did but thanks for the tip just the same. Let me pay it forward and give you a tip, learn to read.
 
2018-03-06 07:06:50 AM  
Somebody suddenly got scared they were going to be sent to Gitmo.
 
2018-03-06 07:08:02 AM  

Egoy3k: Alphax: when you complain about people doing good things, it reflects poorly on you.

Except that isn't what I did but thanks for the tip just the same. Let me pay it forward and give you a tip, learn to read.


I read very well, thank you.  Including between the lines.
 
2018-03-06 07:09:30 AM  

Egoy3k: Alphax: when you complain about people doing good things, it reflects poorly on you.

Except that isn't what I did but thanks for the tip just the same. Let me pay it forward and give you a tip, learn to read.

A bunch of millionaires in $100,000 dresses and and suits slapping themselves and each other on the back for doing those things can go fark themselves.

 
2018-03-06 07:12:38 AM  
He's fat.
 
2018-03-06 07:15:19 AM  

Egoy3k: I wasn't aware that the oscars were a sacred cow on Fark. That seems like an odd choice for a bunch of semi-reclusive contrarians. I mean I've heard the term 'sports-ball' used without irony on this website.

Sorry not sorry I insulted the biggest waste of time since the pet rock.


The Oscars aren't sacred. Just better than Hannity, as are most things.
 
2018-03-06 07:16:17 AM  

Bslim: Egoy3k: Well to be fair the Oscars were farking awful. My wife watched them and what I overheard was the biggest load of masturbatory self congratulation I've heard in years.

Inclusion, diversity, stopping sexual assault, etc are all good things. A bunch of millionaires in $100,000 dresses and and suits slapping themselves and each other on the back for doing those things can go fark themselves.

Would you feel different if they were wearing burlap sacks and making minimum wage?  I get the feeling you'd be complaining too.


When did actors lose their First Amendment rights? And you have to be a real horses's ass to be offended by support for women who speak out about sexual abuses.
 
2018-03-06 07:18:16 AM  

Alphax: Egoy3k: Alphax: when you complain about people doing good things, it reflects poorly on you.

Except that isn't what I did but thanks for the tip just the same. Let me pay it forward and give you a tip, learn to read.

I read very well, thank you.  Including between the lines.


What exactly are you imagining I've said between the lines? I support the causes they support but I don't think they should be quite so self congratulatory about it given their privileged status. I don't think I'm the monster you imagine me to be, but honestly I could care less what an illiterate thinks of me, so you do you man. I wouldn't want to rob you of your strawman.
 
2018-03-06 07:20:26 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Egoy3k: I wasn't aware that the oscars were a sacred cow on Fark. That seems like an odd choice for a bunch of semi-reclusive contrarians. I mean I've heard the term 'sports-ball' used without irony on this website.

Sorry not sorry I insulted the biggest waste of time since the pet rock.

The Oscars aren't sacred. Just better than Hannity, as are most things.


I agree but that's pretty low bar. Better than Hannity does not mean good.
 
2018-03-06 07:39:24 AM  
And I am supposed to care, why?
 
2018-03-06 07:42:06 AM  
Now THAT is a crisis actor.

/Ack- Obama gone!  GOP in power!  Must find something to rail against!
 
2018-03-06 07:44:50 AM  

Egoy3k: I wasn't aware that the oscars were a sacred cow on Fark. That seems like an odd choice for a bunch of semi-reclusive contrarians. I mean I've heard the term 'sports-ball' used without irony on this website.

Sorry not sorry I insulted the biggest waste of time since the pet rock.


Did you spend a lot of time with your pet rock?
 
2018-03-06 07:52:20 AM  
Even if I owned a television set, which I don't, I still wouldn't watch the Oscars.

But since I don't own a television set, I didn't watch the Oscars.

/doesn't own television set
 
2018-03-06 07:57:48 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Things that outrage Sean Hannity: ALL THE THINGS


Except the current administration's actions.
 
2018-03-06 08:01:45 AM  
I'm only watching the coolest, vegan-friendly hemp-based award show now. You've probably never heard of it.
 
2018-03-06 08:03:19 AM  

Alphax: Egoy3k: I wasn't aware that the oscars were a sacred cow on Fark. That seems like an odd choice for a bunch of semi-reclusive contrarians. I mean I've heard the term 'sports-ball' used without irony on this website.

Sorry not sorry I insulted the biggest waste of time since the pet rock.

I don't watch award shows anymore, but when you complain about people doing good things, it reflects poorly on you.


I think a lot of the irritation comes from the fact that they say good things, while doing the opposite.
 
2018-03-06 08:05:47 AM  

Egoy3k: Alphax: Egoy3k: Alphax: when you complain about people doing good things, it reflects poorly on you.

Except that isn't what I did but thanks for the tip just the same. Let me pay it forward and give you a tip, learn to read.

I read very well, thank you.  Including between the lines.

What exactly are you imagining I've said between the lines? I support the causes they support but I don't think they should be quite so self congratulatory about it given their privileged status. I don't think I'm the monster you imagine me to be, but honestly I could care less what an illiterate thinks of me, so you do you man. I wouldn't want to rob you of your strawman.


Pro tip:  when calling someone an illiterate, it's best not to say "I could care less" when you mean "I couldn't care less".
 
2018-03-06 08:06:01 AM  
Stupid Kimmel and stupid libs don't understand that sanctimonious political speech is not for famous television and film personalities, it's reserved for famous preachers and televangelists. #republicanlogic
 
2018-03-06 08:09:22 AM  

Bslim: Is it me or is his head getting fatter?


It's like the center of his face is shrinking - pulling his eyes, nose and mouth all closer together.
 
2018-03-06 08:11:12 AM  
Actors aren't allowed to have political opinions because they belong to us!
 
2018-03-06 08:12:23 AM  

kbronsito: Stupid Kimmel and stupid libs don't understand that sanctimonious political speech is not for famous television and film personalities, it's reserved for famous preachers and televangelists. #republicanlogic


And reality TV stars and washed up rock musicians.
 
2018-03-06 08:17:33 AM  
That dude is getting pretty fat. Is it a thing with older white conservatives that they think exercise and healthy eating is for libs?
 
2018-03-06 08:21:22 AM  
So, when the Weinstein scandal broke, Fox kept tripping over their own dicks to be the first to say that Hollywood was hypocritical for not acknowledging the predator in their midst. But when Hollywood makes a big deal about calling themselves out on it at their own awards show, somehow that's also bad?
 
2018-03-06 08:29:28 AM  

CT Zeal: So, when the Weinstein scandal broke, Fox kept tripping over their own dicks to be the first to say that Hollywood was hypocritical for not acknowledging the predator in their midst. But when Hollywood makes a big deal about calling themselves out on it at their own awards show, somehow that's also bad?


Roger Ailes also got pulled down in the wake of the Weinstein scandal. Lumpy is still butthurt over that.
 
2018-03-06 08:35:36 AM  

stoli n coke: CT Zeal: So, when the Weinstein scandal broke, Fox kept tripping over their own dicks to be the first to say that Hollywood was hypocritical for not acknowledging the predator in their midst. But when Hollywood makes a big deal about calling themselves out on it at their own awards show, somehow that's also bad?

Roger Ailes also got pulled down in the wake of the Weinstein scandal. Lumpy is still butthurt over that.


You'd think his butt would hurt less with Roger gone..  :P
 
2018-03-06 08:36:14 AM  

Egoy3k: I wasn't aware that the oscars were a sacred cow on Fark. That seems like an odd choice for a bunch of semi-reclusive contrarians. I mean I've heard the term 'sports-ball' used without irony on this website.

Sorry not sorry I insulted the biggest waste of time since the pet rock.


Fark is a bigger waste of time than the Oscars, so, it really isn't.
 
2018-03-06 08:38:01 AM  
If that POS is mad, then I'm happy.
 
2018-03-06 08:53:51 AM  
Is that just a bad picture/angle of Hannity or did he put on a bunch of weight as of recent?

/Still as punchable as ever, though
 
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