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(Guardian)   Dear Grauniad: I'm a secret dogger. What if my wife finds out? Should I include her?   ( theguardian.com) divider line
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2018-03-06 02:11:04 AM  
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I was thinking of a totally different type of dogging.
 
2018-03-06 02:40:35 AM  
She's going to notice your nose is wet eventually.
 
2018-03-06 02:59:28 AM  
Do you want the cone of shame? This is how you get the cone of shame, herpes.
 
2018-03-06 03:57:10 AM  
Sounds ruff.

/ Got nothing.
 
2018-03-06 04:06:03 AM  
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2018-03-06 07:05:39 AM  
Dogging is what? Getting pussy? I'm really confused, here.

I mean, I've been to dog parks, but....
 
2018-03-06 07:34:03 AM  
'Doggin it' is a phrase around here for someone who's lazy at work. Glad I'm not the only one who was confused with the headline.
 
2018-03-06 07:42:39 AM  
Just because you can get robbed, contract the clap, and be set up for internet extortion is really no reason to stop, is it?
 
2018-03-06 08:03:36 AM  
I was thinking it meant having an unnatural act with a beast.
 
2018-03-06 08:12:58 AM  
Dogging?  Is that, like, doing it doggie style?  I know bird-dogging means to go after something with vigor and determination...

I'm at work.  Not googling it.
 
2018-03-06 08:19:15 AM  

xanadian: Dogging?  Is that, like, doing it doggie style?  I know bird-dogging means to go after something with vigor and determination...

I'm at work.  Not googling it.


Exhibitionistic, non-procreative public sex performed in the hope of getting arrested and having one's pic printed on page six.
 
2018-03-06 08:37:26 AM  

EdwardTellerhands: xanadian: Dogging?  Is that, like, doing it doggie style?  I know bird-dogging means to go after something with vigor and determination...

I'm at work.  Not googling it.

Exhibitionistic, non-procreative public sex performed in the hope of getting arrested and having one's pic printed on page six.


Damn Brits, and their slang
/ found out of the term on a porn site
 
2018-03-06 08:41:38 AM  

xanadian: I'm at work. Not googling it.


Dogging is kind of like a flash mob, but with more fluid swapping.
 
2018-03-06 08:47:58 AM  

EdwardTellerhands: xanadian: Dogging?  Is that, like, doing it doggie style?  I know bird-dogging means to go after something with vigor and determination...

I'm at work.  Not googling it.

Exhibitionistic, non-procreative public sex performed in the hope of getting arrested and having one's pic printed on page six.


That...is one pretty specific fetish...
 
2018-03-06 09:04:09 AM  

xanadian: EdwardTellerhands: xanadian: Dogging?  Is that, like, doing it doggie style?  I know bird-dogging means to go after something with vigor and determination...

I'm at work.  Not googling it.

Exhibitionistic, non-procreative public sex performed in the hope of getting arrested and having one's pic printed on page six.

That...is one pretty specific fetish...


WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME
 
2018-03-06 09:12:13 AM  

doglover: xanadian: I'm at work. Not googling it.

Dogging is kind of like a flasher mob, but with more fluid swapping.


FTFY
 
2018-03-06 09:28:20 AM  

EdwardTellerhands: xanadian: EdwardTellerhands: xanadian: Dogging?  Is that, like, doing it doggie style?  I know bird-dogging means to go after something with vigor and determination...

I'm at work.  Not googling it.

Exhibitionistic, non-procreative public sex performed in the hope of getting arrested and having one's pic printed on page six.

That...is one pretty specific fetish...

WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME


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2018-03-06 10:02:42 AM  
He's been secretly petting other people's dogs? For shame! What will li'l Rover think?
 
2018-03-06 10:19:08 AM  
So.... he cheats on his wife and his solution to this is to.... include her in his cheating?

Oh, honey...
 
2018-03-06 10:27:12 AM  
Holy cow, the columnist is former Not the 9 O'Clock News comedian and current Mrs. Billy Connolly.

I knew she went into psychology but didn't know she had a column.
 
2018-03-06 10:39:50 AM  
Better a secret dogger than a secret lemonade drinker....

R White's Lemonade Advert (1973)
Youtube hro4AdTYiTA

/and yes, the wife is Bettan from "Genesis of the Daleks"
 
2018-03-06 12:14:28 PM  
When you are married and have kept that big of a secret, you are doomed. Do her a favor and divorce her while admitting you exposed her to all kinds of STD's.
A lying piece of shiat like you does not deserve a wife.
 
2018-03-06 12:34:58 PM  

Earl Green: I was thinking it meant having an unnatural act with a beast.


Thank you Masked man
 
2018-03-06 01:48:07 PM  
Harry Enfield - The Conjugal Rights Guide
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2018-03-06 02:54:20 PM  
Secret dogger should not do his wife such a heckin bamboozle
 
2018-03-06 04:15:19 PM  
Dogging doesn't necessarily mean you are participating, you are just watching.

When you are "dogging" you are either having sex in public for others to watch, or are watching others have sex in a public place.  Usually a car, usually after dark.
 
2018-03-06 04:37:46 PM  
My constant casual encounters with men and women are beginning to make me feel guilty

Asshole.
 
2018-03-06 08:59:19 PM  
Dear Dipshiat:
Oh honey, honey. You don't need to tell her. She's going to find out when she goes to the gynecologist and discovers all the new vd you've shared with her, because we all know men NEVER use protection when they cheat. But, bonus: maybe the vd will render her infertile so she won't continue to ruin her life by breeding brats for the likes of you.
 
2018-03-06 09:00:47 PM  

SoundOfOneHandWanking: My constant casual encounters with men and women are beginning to make me feel guilty

Asshole.


Don't worry. It's a fake letter.
You can tell it's fake because the guy pretends to feel guilty for getting laid.
 
2018-03-06 09:03:07 PM  

Promo Sapien: Dogging doesn't necessarily mean you are participating, you are just watching.

When you are "dogging" you are either having sex in public for others to watch, or are watching others have sex in a public place.  Usually a car, usually after dark.


I bet you're also the only straight guy who goes to gay bars in order to NOT get sucked off in the crapper, too.
Riiiiight.
 
2018-03-06 09:07:40 PM  

Fano: Earl Green: I was thinking it meant having an unnatural act with a beast.

Thank you Masked man


Exactly.
"Having unprotected sex with ugly smelly strangers for free in parking lots" sounded too uppity, so they decided to also name it something that implies bestiality too.
In fact, sometimes I take my dog for walks in parking lots at night because I figure he might get lucky and do some "dogging" IYKWIMAITYD, NTTAWWT.
 
2018-03-06 09:15:57 PM  

weddingsinger: So.... he cheats on his wife and his solution to this is to.... include her in his cheating?

Oh, honey...


1. You would be amazed to know how many men have this fantasy
2. You would be amazed to know how many wives go along with it in a heartfelt attempt to "give her man what he needs" (they call it swinging)
3. You would also be amazed to know that these men inevitably betray those wives in ever-increasingly hideous ways because the attraction of cheating is never the sex, it is the betrayal and the fear of getting caught.The more a wife tries to accomodate her husband's perversion, the more perverse he will become.
 
2018-03-06 09:18:43 PM  

EdwardTellerhands: xanadian: EdwardTellerhands: xanadian: Dogging?  Is that, like, doing it doggie style?  I know bird-dogging means to go after something with vigor and determination...

I'm at work.  Not googling it.

Exhibitionistic, non-procreative public sex performed in the hope of getting arrested and having one's pic printed on page six.

That...is one pretty specific fetish...

WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME


Who says it's not procreative? None of those people use protection.
Also spreading vd is technically perpetuating a life form...
 
2018-03-07 05:26:35 AM  

The_Philosopher_King: Holy cow, the columnist is former Not the 9 O'Clock News comedian and current Mrs. Billy Connolly.

I knew she went into psychology but didn't know she had a column.


Where were you yesterday when I tried to point this out in the previous thread? 😋
 
2018-03-07 11:34:05 AM  

rustyfark: Promo Sapien: Dogging doesn't necessarily mean you are participating, you are just watching.

When you are "dogging" you are either having sex in public for others to watch, or are watching others have sex in a public place.  Usually a car, usually after dark.

I bet you're also the only straight guy who goes to gay bars in order to NOT get sucked off in the crapper, too.
Riiiiight.


I go there specifically to avoid the sex. They have great drink prices, live entertainment, everything a guy could want.
 
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