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(NBC Sports)   Can the Red Devils force City to clinch after the Manchester Derby? Can the Eagles somehow play spoiler to Jose's well laid plans? Is Palace even safe for another season? This is your Monday Night EPL Thread. Kickoff is at 3 pm EST   ( scores.nbcsports.com) divider line
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2018-03-05 02:24:36 PM  
I am expecting Man United to just waltz through Selhurst Park without issue.
 
2018-03-05 02:37:04 PM  
I think I discovered why Morata din't start yesterday
 
2018-03-05 02:48:14 PM  

Pista: I think I discovered why Morata din't start yesterday


Still might make the outfield for the SF Giants.
 
2018-03-05 02:50:05 PM  
Really?  Spurs are 13 points ahead of the Gunners in the table?
 
2018-03-05 02:56:19 PM  
Oh gods, they are wearing their Grey kit.
 
2018-03-05 02:56:59 PM  

harleyquinnical: Really?  Spurs are 13 points ahead of the Gunners in the table?


Shocking, isn't it?
 
2018-03-05 02:57:41 PM  

harleyquinnical: Really?  Spurs are 13 points ahead of the Gunners in the table?


Time to call off St. Totteringham's Day?
 
2018-03-05 02:57:49 PM  
Palace supporters in full voice now...hopefully, they will be the same at the end.
 
2018-03-05 02:57:53 PM  
I love Selhurst Park, just for the walk out song
Yes, I am indeed Glad All Over
 
2018-03-05 02:58:10 PM  
I think this person is missing the point
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I thought football was about teams playing to win matches & not about the passion of the fans.
Palace fans are some of the most passionate & loudest fans in the league & they aren't exactly in contention for a Europa league place are they?
 
2018-03-05 02:59:54 PM  

Pista: I think this person is missing the point
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I thought football was about teams playing to win matches & not about the passion of the fans.
Palace fans are some of the most passionate & loudest fans in the league & they aren't exactly in contention for a Europa league place are they?


Also, how do you become a professional football analyst, anyway?  Asking for a friend.

OK, asking for me.
 
2018-03-05 02:59:54 PM  

Pista: I think this person is missing the point
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I thought football was about teams playing to win matches & not about the passion of the fans.
Palace fans are some of the most passionate & loudest fans in the league & they aren't exactly in contention for a Europa league place are they?


Sadly no.  A win would put them level with the Hammers and Swans.
 
2018-03-05 03:02:26 PM  

Pista: I think this person is missing the point
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I thought football was about teams playing to win matches & not about the passion of the fans.
Palace fans are some of the most passionate & loudest fans in the league & they aren't exactly in contention for a Europa league place are they?


The only way Citeh doesn't win the league is if they go on possibly the greatest late season collapse in sports history
 
2018-03-05 03:02:50 PM  
Eagle down for a smack to the mouth by Valencia.
 
2018-03-05 03:02:56 PM  

harleyquinnical: Oh gods, they are wearing their Grey kit.


If they had grey shorts as well it would look much better.
 
2018-03-05 03:03:39 PM  

whither_apophis: Pista: I think this person is missing the point
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I thought football was about teams playing to win matches & not about the passion of the fans.
Palace fans are some of the most passionate & loudest fans in the league & they aren't exactly in contention for a Europa league place are they?

The only way Citeh doesn't win the league is if they go on possibly the greatest late season collapse in sports history


Which would be very yin considering how historically good they have been this season.
 
2018-03-05 03:04:01 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: harleyquinnical: Oh gods, they are wearing their Grey kit.

If they had grey shorts as well it would look much better.


Squint and they will look grey.
Seriously, they look like whites that got screwed up in the wash
 
2018-03-05 03:05:47 PM  
What a crap way to give a corner to Palace.
 
2018-03-05 03:06:14 PM  
Palace looking dangerous
 
2018-03-05 03:06:20 PM  
Eagles trying those long balls over the top, and if they find the mark, De Gea is going to be tested.
 
2018-03-05 03:06:45 PM  
Huge block from Hennessy
 
2018-03-05 03:07:21 PM  
face save
 
2018-03-05 03:09:12 PM  

whither_apophis: face save


#NotInTheFace
 
2018-03-05 03:11:20 PM  

harleyquinnical: Eagles trying those long balls over the top, and if they find the mark, De Gea is going to be tested.


Also ManU's defenders are going to be tested, and so far they haven't looked like they like being tested.
 
2018-03-05 03:11:23 PM  

dietbubba: whither_apophis: face save

#NotInTheFace


thankyou
 
2018-03-05 03:11:28 PM  
WOOOOO!
 
2018-03-05 03:11:29 PM  
Get the fark in!
 
2018-03-05 03:11:38 PM  
Pick that out, De Gea!
 
2018-03-05 03:11:48 PM  
Well, there goes my perfect
 
2018-03-05 03:11:52 PM  
#GLADALLOVER
 
2018-03-05 03:12:15 PM  

dietbubba: Chimpy McSquirrel: harleyquinnical: Oh gods, they are wearing their Grey kit.

If they had grey shorts as well it would look much better.

Squint and they will look grey.
Seriously, they look like whites that got screwed up in the wash


When SAF was in charge, ManU wore gray once.  ONCE.  He made them change shirts at halftime!

GOAL PALACE
 
2018-03-05 03:12:34 PM  
I'll take the busted banker if Palace win this and United drop points
 
2018-03-05 03:12:40 PM  
Wow, Palace take the lead.
Deflected shot, but still.
1-0
 
2018-03-05 03:13:54 PM  
CP with almost a full first team out injured.

The Romantic Clause in the rulebook applies. And yup, first goal goes to the plucky underdogs.
 
2018-03-05 03:14:13 PM  

dietbubba: I'll take the busted banker if Palace win this and United drop points


I am in that boat with my fantasy team.  I made De Gea my captain, trying for maximum keeper points.
 
2018-03-05 03:16:48 PM  
Oh what a giveaway by United.
 
2018-03-05 03:18:16 PM  
another weak pass by manU
 
2018-03-05 03:18:18 PM  

midpoint: CP with almost a full first team out injured.

The Romantic Clause in the rulebook applies. And yup, first goal goes to the plucky underdogs.


Yeah. This doesn't make for pleasant reading
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Thats six people on their calendar injured
 
2018-03-05 03:19:00 PM  
ManUre's passing is leaving a bit to be desired so far.
 
2018-03-05 03:19:04 PM  
Save from De Gea.
 
2018-03-05 03:20:20 PM  

The Third Man: Pista: I think this person is missing the point
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I thought football was about teams playing to win matches & not about the passion of the fans.
Palace fans are some of the most passionate & loudest fans in the league & they aren't exactly in contention for a Europa league place are they?

Also, how do you become a professional football analyst, anyway?  Asking for a friend.

OK, asking for me.


I think you just have to spout bollix like Ms Marsh did.
That'd work.
 
2018-03-05 03:20:45 PM  
Oh, just beyond Lukaku
 
2018-03-05 03:20:58 PM  
I think Jose's bus overturned on the M6.  It's definitely not parked anywhere near Selhurst.
 
2018-03-05 03:21:41 PM  

Pista: midpoint: CP with almost a full first team out injured.

The Romantic Clause in the rulebook applies. And yup, first goal goes to the plucky underdogs.

Yeah. This doesn't make for pleasant reading
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Thats six people on their calendar injured


Was not aware the Eagles were hurting so.  Do they complete the set if Hennessey goes out injured?
 
2018-03-05 03:22:02 PM  

Pista: The Third Man: Pista: I think this person is missing the point
[img.fark.net image 617x184]

I thought football was about teams playing to win matches & not about the passion of the fans.
Palace fans are some of the most passionate & loudest fans in the league & they aren't exactly in contention for a Europa league place are they?

Also, how do you become a professional football analyst, anyway?  Asking for a friend.

OK, asking for me.

I think you just have to spout bollix like Ms Marsh did.
That'd work.


I do data analysis for a living...I've pretty much got a doctorate in bollocks by now.

(Clients who might be reading this, be aware I'm known for being sarcastic....)
 
2018-03-05 03:24:05 PM  

harleyquinnical: Pista: midpoint: CP with almost a full first team out injured.

The Romantic Clause in the rulebook applies. And yup, first goal goes to the plucky underdogs.

Yeah. This doesn't make for pleasant reading
[img.fark.net image 450x312]
Thats six people on their calendar injured

Was not aware the Eagles were hurting so.  Do they complete the set if Hennessey goes out injured?


You can't put the Hennessey on your shelf, this guy will come over and drink it...

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2018-03-05 03:24:29 PM  

harleyquinnical: Pista: midpoint: CP with almost a full first team out injured.

The Romantic Clause in the rulebook applies. And yup, first goal goes to the plucky underdogs.

Yeah. This doesn't make for pleasant reading
[img.fark.net image 450x312]
Thats six people on their calendar injured

Was not aware the Eagles were hurting so.  Do they complete the set if Hennessey goes out injured?


He hasn't been cursed by the calendar (yet). But hey have picked up Cavalieri on a free just in case
 
2018-03-05 03:26:08 PM  
The Third Man:

I do data analysis for a living...I've pretty much got a doctorate in bollocks by now.

(Clients who might be reading this, be aware I'm known for being sarcastic....)


I think the saying goes
If you can't beat them with brains, baffle them with bullshiat
 
2018-03-05 03:30:43 PM  
I hope Pogba has his arse insured.
He's been on it more than his feet
 
2018-03-05 03:31:47 PM  
Oh, that was a hard challenge, but the only one wanting a foul called was the audience.
 
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