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(Jalopnik)   If you consider NASCAR to be a sport, Joey Crawford is no longer the worst Crawford in sports   ( jalopnik.com) divider line
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2018-03-05 09:32:17 PM  
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2018-03-05 11:10:18 PM  
Truck racing is like cows running. Yeah, they can run, but they look stupid and everyone laughs at them.
 
2018-03-05 11:49:52 PM  
Uh, subby?  The NBA isn't a sport, either.
 
2018-03-06 12:17:21 AM  
I didn't know who either of them were until I clicked on the article then checked the googles for the other one.
/Still don't care.
//that's ok, right?
///tell me that's ok.
 
2018-03-06 01:14:04 AM  
So true story time. Joey is from Mobile where my wife and her family are from as well. Joey and my father in law go waaaaay back and have raced karts, bikes, and just about everything with wheels and a motor. Good friends, went to the truck races to see him race, went out to eat, etc.

My FIL found out about this a few days ago when in happened and said out loud "I hope they hang him."

/he then asked why is he paying for a 12 year old when women his age would give it away free, to which he received much side eye from my mother in law.
 
2018-03-06 01:42:35 AM  

EKU Colonel: So true story time. Joey is from Mobile where my wife and her family are from as well. Joey and my father in law go waaaaay back and have raced karts, bikes, and just about everything with wheels and a motor. Good friends, went to the truck races to see him race, went out to eat, etc.

My FIL found out about this a few days ago when in happened and said out loud "I hope they hang him."

/he then asked why is he paying for a 12 year old when women his age would give it away free, to which he received much side eye from my mother in law.


Csb time disqualified because you keep mentioning Joey....NBA ref, not Rick...racer from Alabama
 
2018-03-06 01:49:13 AM  
Joey Crawford, disgraced NBA ref. RICK Crawford, apparently a really disgusting human racer from Alabama.
 
2018-03-06 02:22:42 AM  
Disappointing to hear. I enjoyed watching him race for a lot of years. He wasn't my favorite driver, but he was one of the 'old guys' in the trucks and he was up front racing for the lead often enough. His trucks seemed to end up on the roof way more often than they should. Below is a spin he took at Daytona courtesy of Todd Bodine.

2005 Florida Dodge Dealers 250 - Rick Crawford Flips
Youtube 4CRblnHlnUE
 
2018-03-06 04:23:30 AM  
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2018-03-06 12:53:02 PM  
Nascar isn't a sport?
Is that why there are so many fat drivers?

Oh wait...

/If you think you don't need to be in great physical shape to drive for NASCAR, you're just ignorant.
 
2018-03-06 03:07:22 PM  

EKU Colonel: So true story time. Joey is from Mobile where my wife and her family are from as well. Joey and my father in law go waaaaay back and have raced karts, bikes, and just about everything with wheels and a motor. Good friends, went to the truck races to see him race, went out to eat, etc.

My FIL found out about this a few days ago when in happened and said out loud "I hope they hang him."

/he then asked why is he paying for a 12 year old when women his age would give it away free, to which he received much side eye from my mother in law.


First Roy Moore now THIS?

Alabama, seriously...something you want to tell us?   I keep on trying to defend you guys, but...eeeeeech.
 
2018-03-06 04:59:33 PM  

mrsleep: Nascar isn't a sport?
Is that why there are so many fat drivers?

Oh wait...

/If you think you don't need to be in great physical shape to drive for NASCAR, you're just ignorant.


The reason there are no fat drives is because weight slows the cars down. That's why so many drivers are short.
 
2018-03-06 08:00:03 PM  

Resin33: mrsleep: Nascar isn't a sport?
Is that why there are so many fat drivers?

Oh wait...

/If you think you don't need to be in great physical shape to drive for NASCAR, you're just ignorant.

The reason there are no fat drives is because weight slows the cars down. That's why so many drivers are short.


My favorite driver was portly, to put it nicely. He won the first cup race on a plate track after Dale Earnhardt died at Daytona. It was a sweltering day in Alabama and the 500 mile race went caution free. Three hours of 190+ mph racing. In victory lane, he had to sit down due to exhaustion. He still gave an awesome interview. Skip ahead to 4:30 and stay to the end to hear Larry Mac's thoughts on whether drivers are athletes or not.

All Of Bobby Hamilton's Wins In NASCAR Winston Cup Series
Youtube OxCc7zz4Ss4


Jimmy Spencer was amusing anyway.
 
2018-03-06 08:45:30 PM  
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